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Joined 12-20-01, id: 141770, Profile Updated: 11-17-07
Author has written 26 stories for Xena: Warrior Princess, TV X-overs, Young Hercules, Pokémon, Wrestling, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Harry Potter, and Dragon Ball Z.

Home of Chyna: Warrior Princess; a relic of the bygone era of the WWE, where men were men, women were muscular, and the Undertaker had facial hair to put Mephistophles himself to shame. None of this John Cena crap! In my day, the only man with notable catch phrasing was the Rock and his eternal anal fixation! Or DX asking for sexual favors! Or Austin just being the drunken hick he is! sigh How I misses it . . .

Anywho . . . if you want to read third rate Attitude era fan fiction concerning a woman who got her jollies punching men in the testes, you've found the right place. :D Enjoy!

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The Yamucha Chronicle by DoraMouse reviews
Since no one else seems to be taking a serious shot at this - the entire Dragonball and Dragonball Z series, plus a few gaps filled in. All from Yamuchas POV. Have a look. You may be surprised. 33 parts. Completed. Reformatted and revised, again, all chapters on 2-20-2013.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,338 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Yamcha, Goku
Other Peoples Eyes by DoraMouse reviews
An attempt to capture Tenshinhans rather brooding POV.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Tien, King Kai
The Downfall of the Mighty Saiyajins by Lauryn1 reviews
Can the strongest beings in the universe survive the horrors of the kitchen? Me thinks not!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Goku, Vegeta
Vanilla Wind by NotLaura reviews
A Chaotzu fic. When someone so used to being ignored experiences the complete opposite, can he return to who he was?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2002 - Chiaotzu, Tien - Complete
Kirk's Week by Ael L. Bolt reviews
A song parody of One Week by BNL, as sung by Kirk to McCoy after a particularly normal week on the Enterprise.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/13/2002 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Intergalactic Medley by Lilly V reviews
AU For the border guard during an intergalactic war it'll take more than just quick thinking to get them through, it'll take a killer soundtrack. Features Jericho, Lita, the Hardys, Trish, Edge, and more classics. Updated for its 5th anniversary.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Complete
Blackadder : Serpent of the Seven Seas by bragg247 reviews
Join Captain Edmund Blackadder and the crew of the S.S. Flotsam, as they sail the Seven Seas in search of treasure, and maybe even a spare brain for Baldrick. Please R/R!
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,997 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2000
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Blood Brothers Volume I reviews
Kane has found a friend in Sean, but the Undertaker and Gangrel threaten this in the worst way possible. (Repost)
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2002
Detroit Rock City reviews
Chyna, HHH, Kane, Hurricane Helms and Billy attend the final Kiss concert in Detroit. Hunter's lack of enthusiasm, Hurricane's abysmal face paint and Billy's feather boa set them up for some terrible mishaps. (Work in progress -- Second chapter up.)
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 9/30/2002
Jericho and Stratuspatra reviews
(AU) Chyna, Hunter and Jericho rule Rome as a Triumvirate, but the reanimation a of long dead addict sidekick and Jericho's general girlishness will put the Empire in jeopardy. (Work in Progress)
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,646 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2002 - Published: 9/26/2002
Rocket Rhapsody reviews
A shameless parody of the Queen Song, 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2002
Irreconcillable Behaviour
Sort of a sequel to Wheel of Misfortune. At the Drinking festival of Dionysus, Gabs turns sour and steps into the squared circle. And what's happening with Calli, still baked in mud ala Han Solo?
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2002
Wheel of Misfortune
Hercules competes in Ares new gameshow, but with Callisto as a hostess and Strife as a prize model, things will get catty
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2002
Reach out and Touch Somebody reviews
At the World Tournament, Bulma visits a physic
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Bulma
Angry Green Midget reviews
A parody of the Garlic Jr. Saga. Garlic Jr. is free from the Dead Zone and he's not happy (Now complete!)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Garlic Jr. - Complete
To Protect the World From Devastation? reviews
Jessie becomes involved with Giovanni to spite Cassidy. James and Meowth smoke pot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2002
Unholy Matrimony! reviews
Brock and Tracey play a nasty trick with the help of a Saab, a drive thru chapel and a bottle of Poke-Morphine. Team Rocket join the fun, and James flaunts himself in tight go-go shorts. Did I mention this is a parody?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2002
The Night Before Solstice reviews
Chyna: Warrior Princess and Miss Kitty steal some alchohol and beat up on the Outlaws. Quite possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever written.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2002
Goku Goes to K-Mart reviews
A short piece of whimsical fluff. The Z Fighters cruise for some bargains
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2002
Personal Ads and a Saga Gone Too Far reviews
Vegeta has been gardening, and Cell answers a personal ad
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/12/2002
The Gilderoy Lockhart Show reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart has a talk show. Today's topic is 'when love turns sour'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2002
I Aint Sorry reviews
I was very tired when I wrote this. A parody of the Barenaked Ladies song 'One Week'. Chyna: Warrior Princess' POV on her and Kitty's relationship...and uh, other stuff
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/27/2002
Chyna: Warrior Princess - The Final Saga reviews
The sixth saga. Faced with the prospect of an invasion from Ric Flair and the Nitro Troglydytes, crucifixition and some badly aimed 'infinite love', Chyna's feeling a little depressed. Could the end be near? (Now complete)
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Complete
Chyna: Warrior Princess - The Egyptian Saga
The Fifth Saga. Chyna follows Jericho to Egypt, leaving Kitty and X-Pac in Greece. Staying there proves more difficult. (Now complete!)
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,078 - Updated: 1/10/2002 - Published: 12/26/2001 - Complete
Deimos and Strife's Excellent Adventure reviews
Strife and Deimos try to kiss their good friend perpetual virginity goodbye
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/3/2002
Chyna: Warrior Princess - The Taker Saga reviews
The First Saga. Chyna, a mighty princess forged in the heat of lowblows, takes on the Taker with a vengeance
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2001
Chyna: Warrior Princess - The Olympic Saga reviews
The Second Saga. Chyna competes in the first Olympics up against Jericho and Nicole Bassius
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2001
Chyna: Warrior Princess - The Rebirth Saga
The Third Saga. Taker is set to make a startling comeback. A chubby chub chub chub makes off with the most important party favor at the Wedding of Two Nations; the bride.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,559 - Published: 12/26/2001
Chyna: Warrior Princess - The Syxx Saga reviews
The Fourth Saga. The evil spawn of Tori and X-Pac threatens to take over the planet (Such occurances seem to be daily events in the age of Chyna)
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2001
The Dodgy Days of Christmas reviews
A dodgy merry christmas
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/23/2001
Respect reviews
Strife and Discord have a heart to heart
Young Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12/23/2001
If Vince McMahon Wrote Xena/Hercules... reviews
Written as part of a Strife-Lust challange, exactly as the title depicts!
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/23/2001
88 Lines About 44 Herculeans reviews
Based on '88 Lines about 44 Women' by the Nails
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2001