Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Twilight.
I hate stereotyping.Mine are bolded:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm SANDY BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm OF IRISH DESCENDANTS, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm white so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I REALLY hate our gov, but i love America)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGGRESSIVE WHEN I’M ON MY PERIOD, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish
I’m CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT MY RELIGION IS AT THE MOMENT, so I MUST be misguided.
I GREW UP PLAYING WITH TOY CARS AND LEGO, so I MUST be a guy.
My FAVORITE COLOUR IS BLUE, so I MUST be a guy.
I LOVE BLOWING BUBBLES BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME SMILE AND REMIND ME OF BETTER TIMES, so I MUST be childish.
I LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS, so I MUST not be Christian.
I LOVE SLASH, so I MUST be perverted.
I LIKE GETTING LOST IN A BOOK, so I MUST be a loner.
I’m NOT EMO, OR GOTH, OR GANGSTER, OR A SKATER, OR A PREP, why can’t I just be me? Labels suck.
I’m NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN, so I MUST be an annoying person who tries to shove my beliefs down your throat.
I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST be a weak person.
I DON’T TRY TO BE PART OF THE CROWD, so I MUST be a loner.
When GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MY FRIENDS OR THE “IN” CROWD I CHOSE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be stupid.
I PROCRASTINATE, so I MUST be lazy.
I CHEERED WHEN DUMBLEDORE DIED, so I MUST be cold hearted (even though he was a manipulative berk)
I WISH I COULD HUG SEVERUS SNAPE, so I MUST be suicicidal.(He'd Avada you so fast but it'd so be worth it... I love me some sevvy:D)I'm CHRISTIAN and I believe in THE SUPERNATURAL so I must be MISGUIDED and a HYPOCRITE.
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10 Signs You are a Dean Girl
1. Quarters turn you on
2. You always get the extra cookie
3. Gym shorts make you smile funny
4. You call anyone you know named Sam Sammy
5. You laugh when a Sammy Girl gawkes at the screen during 'Heart'
6. You get very offended when someone tells you to go to Hell
7. You know more about '80s hairbands now than you did in 2005
8. When you see a Prius, you try not to cry
9. Any reference to cassette tapes, Doublemint Twins, cats in lockers, the fabric softener teddy bear, purple nurples, busty asian beauties, Matlock, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Oktobe"rfest, Angel Food cake, flashlight manning, being so awesome, Cialis, sorority girls, pig in a poke, strip-o-gram, necrophelia, Batman, Gumby and/or Pokey, Ken Doll, Blue Steel, Silent Night, Teddy Bears, Mr. Rogers, the Cheif, handsome devils, REO Speedwagon, Eye of the Tiger, Bon Jovi, Die Hard, Do overs, scissors, Yorkies, Asia ("Heat of the Moment"), Chuckles, the full cowgirl, Fudge, slow dancing aliens, Manburger Helper, dog for dinner, minature philly cheese steak sandwhiches, PAs, being adorable, Demi Moore, Swayze'd, Obi Wan Kanobi, frisky women, clowns and/or midgets, Astronauts, howler monkeys, airplanes, Smith and Wesson, right?!, asshats, Paris Hilton, womens underwear, virgins, brothels, creaky old guys, Dr. Sexy, sitcoms, Japaneses Game shows, CSI, bigger mouths, Knight Rider, boredom, hot nurses, ham, cowboy boots, PUDDING!, howdy partner, "I Wuv Hugz", loving the devil, Cupid, make you laugh and no one else around you knows why.
10. Whenever you see a semi you flinch
10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl
1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you.
2. Trench coats make u giggle
3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"
4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon"
5. U laugh when u see alcohol
6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like"
7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile
8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can.
9. References to narcotics, orgys, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flatbread, not ordering from the menu, whoopie cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent", White Castle cheeseburgers, buses, lying, and mass quantities of alcohol freakin funny and the ppl around u dont get it.
10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot.
10 Signs You Miss Sam's Soul
1. Your Supernatural experience isn't as good without the "Bitch Face" appearing at least once.
2. Not hearing Sam say something girly that makes you snort and call him Samantha makes you sad.
3. You get angry when he gets laid instead of cheering.
4. You find yourself wincing when he comes on the screen.
5. You want to punch him for NOT asking Dean what's wrong.
6. You'd give anything to see the Puppy eyes again.
7. You no longer call him Sam, but RoboSam.
8. The fact that he doesn't sleep makes you shudder at the creepiness.
9. You wish Dean would have punched him a little harder at the end of "You Can't Handle the Truth".
10. You want to give Dean a big hug because you know Sam sure as hell won't.