Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
The author is not responsible for any mental scars inflicted upon the mind of any flamer, homophobe or minor due to reading this profile, you have been warned.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: All of my stories will be put on hold. I'm studying to enter university and have hardly time to write, I may update "My pleasurable pet" once in a while, but that's it. I'm very sorry, and I hope to be back as soon as possible.
Name: Believe me, you can live without knowing that...
Penname: My secret Darkness
Current beta-reader: cutsycat (and I'm damn greatful!)
Location: Germany. I'm still learning the English language, so please bear with me and my crappy grammar.
Description: I'm 5 feet and 8 inches tall, brown hair, slightly tan skin and green eyes. Sometimes I need long to write a new chapter, because I'm swamped with annoyances known as "class" and "homework". -pretends to gag-
Personality: I'm a little...blunt, when it comes to talking with people, I have my friends and my family, but that's it, I prefer reading my books or hanging out with my friends. On the other side, if you manage it to befriend me, I'm very forgiving and loyal to my friends. (Which can be annoying too, my friends often trick me into helping them study and helping them with their homework.) But I wouldn't want to change that, because if someone manages it to become my friend I know I can trust him or her. And by the way I hate, I repeat, I deeply hate people who only want to impress or befriend others because they are handsome or popular, wear expensive clothes or shoes and whatnot.
Things I like:
People who don't talk me to death, writing fanfics, hanging out with my friends, reading books (I guess I'm what you commonly call a bookworm...), vanilla ice-cream
Things I hate:
Flamers, homophobes, everything connected to math in general. And I just recently discovered another thing: The Sasuke/Naruto-is-a-girl kind of story. Like, with boobs and such. While I still managed to tolerate those, there is one thing that sets me off: The "Not a yaoi" afterwards. Sorry to burst your bubble, but Naruto AND Sasuke are BOTH guys, so PLEASE, refrain from turning either of our poor boys into girls. If you like het so much then go and write it, but in the respective section. How would you feel if I decided to write a yaoi fic with Sasuke and Sakura, with her being a guy? (Not that I could ever do something so cruel)
Sasuke X Naruto (Well, as you'll see I'm writing about them)
Neji X Kiba (Neji looks a bit girly sometimes, but he is definitely the stronger one)
Shikamaru X Temari (I like Temari, she's tough and rocks!)
Kiba X Hinata (There are some really well written fics about them)
I'm open minded for other pairings.
Riku X Sora (KH&KH2) I played the game, I fell in love with those two characters, I read a few fics and in a blink of an eye, I got corrupted...
-Naruto (he's loud, hyper, bouncy, and sometimes naive and cute. How could you not love him?)
-Sasuke (One word: HOT! But maybe slightly insane...)
-Kiba (Who could be better in bed than an animal? XD And besides, who doesn't like puppies?)
-Hinata (cute, but maybe she should try to be a little more self-confident)
-Sora (I think he's kinda the Naruto like type, just without the hyperness)
None. I don't HATE pairings, I just don't like certain pairings, but saying you hate a certain pairing would be an insult to the authors who write about them. If something isn't your cup of tea don't read it.
I like stories which shows a creative mind with good imagination, but I like one-shots too. And before you ask, no, I will never write a Narusasu fic. Ever. If you like it I don't mind (I can proudly say that I never flamed anyone for any reason whatsoever), but I simply don't like it, aside from the common points about their appearance (Did I already mention that I hate shallow people?) Naruto isn't really the type of person who would want to control somebody, he is too kind and forgiving for that. (Would you try to rescue somebody who tried to kill you? No? Thought so...)
And another reason of mine is: I've read a few Narusasu stories (because disliking something you don't even know is stupid and immature) and in most of them Naruto is terribly OOC , Out_Of_Character-ness is normal for fan-fictions, but Naruto doesn't act AT ALL like the dominating, possessive or aggressive type of guy most of those authors picture him as. Not to mention that those authors seemed to have taken a liking to completely erease Sasuke in those stories and replace him with some weak, squealing, stuttering (for a moment I thought I was in the wrong section and was reading NaruHina, not that I think Hinata is weak or pathetic, it's just the stuttering part) crying little bitch and had the guts to call that "Sasuke".
I can perfectly tolerate Narusasu stories but those with terrible OOC-ness just make me wanna puke! It is fun to mess with their characters a little, (I do it often because even a bastard like Sasuke should show that he has a heart from time to time) but there are limits to everything.
My secret Darkness
PS: If you like crack/parody, check out this one:
Seriously, this is the funniest stuff I've ever read about Naruto, I was rolling on the ground for hours!
CURRENTLY CONCENTRATING ON: (in priority order)
-My pleasurable pet
ON HOLD / HIATUS:
-A foxy lover (I'm suffering from writer's block T.T)
-An unfortunate coincidence
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