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Joined 11-10-07, id: 1417996, Profile Updated: 05-09-15
Author has written 26 stories for Faerie Path, Monk, Twilight, Instant Star, Burn Notice, 10 Things I Hate About You, and House, M.D..

"It is my habit to know things" -Ravus, from Holly Black's Valiant


Hey-la!

Some stuff about me:

My name is Kari, I am female, 21 years old. I have been writing fan fiction since I was about 13. Needless to say, I've grown quite a lot since then as a writer, and I still probably have quite a lot more growth to do.

I love music (pretty much all kinds that don't include screaming), and I am a classically trained vocalist (so I love to sing.) I adore history. I've been taking French for the past few years, and I really love it. The way language works, and the origin of words, have always been interesting topics for me. (linguistics ftw!) I want to be a doctor because I love learning about the human body and the way it works (and the ways in which it fails to work), and also because I really want to help people (yum, clichés).

I have various chronic illnesses, and it sucks, but that's alright. (dealing with my health issues while also in university is part of what has made me less inclined to write a lot in the past year or so)

I know a lot of random facts, and I love to learn.

I foreverlove Instant Star, and that is what the majority of my stories are about. Jommy is, and always will be, my OTP. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the world who spends the majority of their free time writing and reading Instant Star fic. You know, considering the show ended like a billion years ago.

I live on Tumblr. (my URL is asortoflight)


Grandiloquent (gran-ˈdi-lə-kwənt) adj. Pompous or showy, esp. in language or speech.

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Happy Birthday Extras reviews
Just a collection of some extra little pieces I've accumulated over the years writing Happy Birthday and Lost and Found
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,833 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 4/4/2013
Worthy reviews
"Even if he wanted to explain, he wouldn't have the words. How can he explain to Jude that he's been sitting in his room for the last two hours feeling like something is trying to claw its way out of his chest?" When things get to be too much, Tommy calls Jude. Set mid-season 4, during the time Tommy is in New Brunswick.
Instant Star - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Jude H., Tommy Q. - Complete
All of Me reviews
Jude has been waiting for this moment for three years, but something is nagging at her. Set during London Calling (immediately post-proposal)
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2014
Red Licorice reviews
"your lips used to drive me insane." early Season 4. Oneshot.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Jude H., Tommy Q. - Complete
Worth It reviews
"Do you ever just wish you'd never done it?" "Never done what?" "Any of it. Never auditioned for Boyz Attack. Never gotten into this whole lifestyle." One-shot. Set during episode 4x04.
Instant Star - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Jude H., Tommy Q.] - Complete
Clarity reviews
"If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?" Post finale. Tommy tries to deal with Jude's absence.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2013 - [Jude H., Tommy Q.] - Complete
Love to Burn reviews
"'Who was it?" he asked quietly. He looked almost sad." Missing scene from the episode "18" in the 3rd season.
Instant Star - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Jude H., Tommy Q. - Complete
Father's Day reviews
"You've never told me about your dad." Jude's voice was soft. Tommy tensed. "Why would I?" Oneshot. Mid-season 4.
Instant Star - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Jude H., Tommy Q.] - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
After Jude's tour is over, Tommy and Jude's perfect happy ending isn't turning out to be so perfect after all. The sequel to Happy Birthday. COMPLETE.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,289 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Jude H. - Complete
Happy Birthday reviews
It's been almost two years since Jude last saw Tom Quincy, and she's built a life in London without him. She's moved on completely and totally, of course, but when he shows up at her door, will everything change? Finished/edited repost from early 2009. COMPLETE.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,747 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Jude H., Tommy Q. - Complete
Sixteen reviews
"What Tommy always remembered about that night was the rain." The Unsweet Sixteen kiss from Tommy's perspective.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Jude H., Tommy Q. - Complete
Goodbye reviews
She tries to convey the apology she can't bear to put into words, and he clings to her like a lifeline, trying not to face the reality that he's losing her, has already lost her. Set just before the end of London Calling. M to be safe, but not explicit.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - [Jude H., Tommy Q.] - Complete
Leave With Me reviews
"You don't know how many times I've thought about asking you to just... leave with me." Takes place some time in season 2, after Hallelujah. Oneshot
Instant Star - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Jude H., Tommy Q. - Complete
Someone Warm reviews
It wasn't love. But it was nice to have someone warm. Chase/Cameron
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Everlasting Thirst reviews
Repost from a couple years ago: Jasper has always been the one to struggle the most with the Cullens' way of life. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Sparks reviews
Every inch of Kat exudes passion. She would probably never guess in a million years that I spend hours trying to recreate, on paper, the exact stunning spark in her eyes. A certain character's thoughts on Kat Stratford.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Yellow reviews
She was wearing a yellow scarf with her green school uniform, and when she fell, it trailed a yellow streak through the air. Short one-shot, Claire-centric. T for violence.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
iPod Shuffle Challenge Again reviews
a series of one-shots set to music, as per the rules of the iPod Shuffle Challenge. Rated T for brief, strong language.
Instant Star - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Best friends reviews
a very short young Jude/young Jamie two-or-three-shot that was originally written with Happy Birthday and didn't make sense with the story at all. Jamie and Jude's meeting, and then a tiny bit when they're older.
Instant Star - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Jude H., Jamie A. - Complete
iPod Shuffle Challenge reviews
A collection of very short, unrelated oneshots inspired by music. Written for the iPod Shuffle Challenge hence the title
Instant Star - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
His Only Weakness reviews
Tom Quincy was not weak. Until her, that is. Tommy/Jude WARNING: contains major spoilers for 4th season, last episode.
Instant Star - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Dreaming reviews
I wrote this back when I wrote very short things. It's Edward & Bella, his thoughts about changing her,and some other stuff. Short oneshot. Mostly fluff, Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Post-New Moon: Jacob has a terrifying nightmare involving a certain friend or more than a friend? of his, and a terrible transformation. one-sided Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Repairs reviews
Faerie Path: After the first day of riding in the third book. Tania/Edric fluff.
Faerie Path - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Missing You reviews
Monk's fairly depressing thoughts on his late wife. oneshot Monk/Trudy
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Traitor reviews
Faerie Path: Rathina's thoughts on what she's done. Third Book, before the battle oneshot, one sided Rathina/Gabriel
Faerie Path - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
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