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10 tips for you and your new bellringer
by kamikaze-djali reviews
This is wrong. Very wrong. Yet at the same time, I couldn't stop myself after it hit me in sleep. Disney's HoND. Politically incorrect. Quasimodo, Clopin, Frollo, Esmeralda and the Gargoyles. More likely to follow.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Quasimodo, Claude F., Esmeralda
I Am Lucario
by lupyne reviews
Along with an Absol and Eevee, a wild Lucario pursues his hobby of human-watching, studying the behaviours of people and Pokémon in the city while trying to prevent a predicted disaster from destroying his home. Ch 17: The Concealed Turnabout
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 300,407 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Lucario, Eevee/Eievui, Absol
Taken in the night
by seriousish reviews
Barbara had always planned to lose her virginity on prom night, but Dick ditched her to go on a mission with the Teen Titans. Then she found herself called into action alongside Batman…
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Barbara G., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Joker - Complete
Written in the Stars
by Mia Vaan reviews
Spock/Fem!Kirk. Just because things happened in one time-line, doesn't mean they have to happen in this one. At least, that's Jane Kirk's determined opinion upon being told she and Spock were married in that other reality. The universe, however, has other ideas - and the spirit of her dead counterpart stuck inside her head isn't helping matters.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,096 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, Spock Prime - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Forty-Year Old Virgin
by Captainraychill reviews
At age fourteen, Draco Malfoy insults a legendary sex witch – a mistake that both he and his penis still regret at age forty.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,091 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Over Hill and Under Skirts
by littleblackdog reviews
For a kink meme prompt: Dwarf women are rare, and often so intent on their craft, that Thorin has never had the opportunity or inclination to become familiar with the more intimate portions of the female anatomy. When he is finally introduced to that realm of hidden mystery, Thorin is quite... curious. Thorin/Female!Bilbo, humour and awkwardness.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
by Cakie Cat reviews
He was a creature of deceit, his identity as Bruce Wayne a greater deception than the masked pseudo-superhero worshiped as the dark knight. For the fictional "Mr. Wayne" was neither hero nor man: he was the damn Bateman. REVISED.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & American Psycho - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Voldemort Can't Triforce
by Orrick reviews
Harry goes on 4chan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI
by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Sons of the Desert
by Cap'nHoozits reviews
Scar and Miles face the monumental task of rebuilding a land and a culture. Miles gets in touch with his roots and Scar's past isn't as erased as he thought it was. Rated T for language and thematic elments. Lots of OCs. All updated!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 59 - Words: 195,452 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Scar, Miles - Complete
Blanche Meets Dexter
by Adventures of the Blue Car reviews
Two of Miami's most infamous residents meet one fateful night...
Crossover - Golden Girls & Dexter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Blanche D., Dexter M. - Complete
Like a boss
by Gerkyhen reviews
Au romcom. Anko's pov. Step 1: Marry incredibly sexy boss. Step 2: Have his babies. Step 3: Live happily ever after. See, I've got all that figured out, it's just the getting him to notice me part that's difficult. Rated T for general suggestiveness. The awesome cover picture is drawn by the wonderful Jigoku-Dayu93!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,599 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
I Wanted Him
by Sakure of Snow reviews
. . . to want me back. Jen Kirk was in love with her First Officer, but there was nothing she could do. Can she find it in her to turn her heart to someone else? And would she be able to accept the consequences as they came?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Survival of the Fittest
by Dagdoth Fliesh reviews
Gwyn, mechanic for the shuttlecraft Betsy-Daisy, didn't like the interfering Company sending her crew into reaches unknown. When operations go wrong, it turns to pure Darwinism: Survival of the Fittest. M/F/M, M/F, OC, Xeno, Rape
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,608 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010
by hobbitgrl reviews
Batman and Batgirl Barbara Gordon fight, fall in love, and have sex. Rated M for graphic everything. This is a hetfic pairing, and you have been warned.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,808 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Barbara G. - Complete
by Wynja reviews
The Brotherhood of Evil won. Slade took over. Fifty years later, Robin wakes up to a brand new world, where Slade is the supreme ruler and Robin is… well, he is about to find out… Dark humor, Slash later on.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 174,640 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Robin, Slade - Complete
by Tiamat's Child reviews
Breda’s mother wants her to bring some nice young person home, but Breda’s never bothered to go looking. Gender-swap AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Heymans B., V. Farman - Complete
It's a Jungle in There
by Lyrastar reviews
A post-finale epilogue with Adrian and Molly. Mature.
Monk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,752 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Adrian M. - Complete
JxHQ: Arkham Asylum: Tainted Love
by princessebee reviews
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Beautiful, smart, ambitious. But she never counted on The Joker. An all new and different take on the seduction and manipulation which led to her going insane and becoming Harley Quinn. Over 200,000 hits! Thanks all! COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,749 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Shape of His Heart
by Gabi-hime reviews
Everybody's got a story. This one has poker, pudding, Ashura, Leviathan, and Perry Mason. Top that. Auron x Rikku, aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,882 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
by SunMoonAndSpoon reviews
Mrs. Yagami never thought that baking could lead her so far astray...[Mrs. YagamixL, please R&R.]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,791 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007
by Skydark reviews
NC-17. Yaoi. Havoc x Ed. “It's ok, boss,” Havoc said. “I think good is different for everyone because we're all different, right? It can't be the same for everybody. You make your own good, ok?”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
A Mirror Darkly
by Danielle Anderson reviews
Haunted by their demons, Ed and Roy find themselves falling for each other Warning: AU girl!Ed. Please R&R.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,562 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
by TVJunkie1013 reviews
Hawkeye BJ and Peg, Peg POV, Postwar fic. SLASH! and THREESOME! It was strange, but it was almost as if, through his letters, I felt myself falling in love with Hawkeye too.
M*A*S*H - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - BJ H., Hawkeye P. - Complete
Taller than God
by rayemars reviews
Orochimaru and Anko, the path taken for the first student to become the first success.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Napoleon Dynamite at Hogwarts
by roxygr1223 reviews
What if Harry's two best friends were Napoleon Dynamite and Hermione Granger? Story line of the Sorceror's Stone...pretty funny so please review, tell me if I should continue story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004
Xanthic Growlithe Contract
by Facia reviews
Elliot is just an ordinary new trainer. He has no new pokemon or special destiny. But something strange is going on. Unexplainable oddities are piling up, and hidden secrets are surfacing. Beneath the seeming normality of the world lies...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,046 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Complete
by Pudgoose reviews
-COMPLETED- AU. Kakarroto's never been sent to Earth, and is the alpha-male on Planet Vegeta. He can have any woman his heart desires--except for Raditz's girl, Chi-Chi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,837 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Goku - Complete
Faster, Mudblood! Kill! Kill!
by MissMoppet reviews
The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws! A dirty and clever romp based on a pastiche of B-movies and pulp; featuring spies, zombies, and guns (Hr/S, H/D) CHAPTER 8 is now up! NOTE: now re-edited to represent the new OotP Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,160 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
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Everything Must Go! reviews
AU. LxLight. L is a struggling record store owner. Light is a rich, arrogant antisocialite. Light hits L with his car, and it all snowballs from there.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [L, Light Y.]
Spider-Man vs Venom: The True Story
Eddie Brock meets Spider-Man in New York City/San Francisco and talks about denim.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [Eddie B./Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man] - Complete
Bring me to life reviews
Snape is a transvestite with AIDS. After a gruesome blood transfusion at the hands of Death Eaters, he must be nursed back to health by Dobby the House-elf. Watch as the world's greatest love story unfolds before your very eyes. RATED M FOR MOOSE PENIS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Dobby, Dolores U., Severus S., Giant Squid
In Solidarity to All Hopeless Romantics reviews
Our little Sabaku no Gaara is in the springtime of her youth. Fem!Gaara/various.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
A deck of Konoha's finest. Team Tobirama dissolves in the sweetest of ways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Hiruzen S., Koharu U., Homura M., Tobirama S. - Complete
A Staple in Every Gentleman's Wardrobe reviews
Fem!Ed/Roy. Getting in the pants of your major is harder than it seems, or needs, to be.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Stan ponders on his out-with-the-old, in-with-the-new mentality.
Golden Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Dorothy Z., Stan Z. - Complete
A man, a girl and things that sting. RLHG, drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Satisfactory Satisfaction reviews
The sell-out side of a bride unknown. SesshoumaruKagome, drabble.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Hymn of the Lobster Bib reviews
Plankton/Larry, slashy drabble.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Plankton, Larry - Complete
Apple Core reviews
Drake/Josh, surrealish drabble.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Josh N., Drake P. - Complete
Family Dog reviews
Comet/Danny. SLASH. Danny is in love with the family dog, but he cannot express his love physically.
Full House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Danny T. - Complete
Three Strikes, You're Out reviews
Dinner is ruined and everyone is after the same thing. KrabsPlankton
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Mr. Krabs, Plankton - Complete
Is This Love? reviews
A weird monologuish thing in which SpongeBob sorts out his feelings for Pat. Slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Patrick, SpongeBob - Complete
The Real Estate Brokers reviews
SpongeBob and Patrick take a foray into the world of realty. Implied slash.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward - Complete
He couldn't change how he was made, but he could change how others were. Quasimodo-centric.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Quasimodo - Complete
What you want is always out of your grasp. Quasimodo/Frollo, slash.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - C. Frollo, Quasimodo - Complete
Dorothy's Secret reviews
Dorothy's deepest secret has surfaced. Sexual references and transgender issues.
Golden Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Dorothy Z., Sophia P. - Complete