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Author has written 26 stories for Pokémon, Ranma, Naruto, Winx Club, Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, Avatar: Last Airbender, Misc. Anime/Manga, Marvel, Babylon 5, Rose of Versailles, Macross Delta, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！, W.I.T.C.H., Teen Titans, StarTrek: Other, Tsukihime, and Warhammer.
Message about my Harry Potter fanfictions, past, present and futures: a gold coin, no matters the alloy, has a value much superior to the five pounds a Galleon is supposed to be exchanged in the Harry Potter books. So, in my fanfictions the 5GBP=1Galleon exchange rate will not be. In my stories the exchange rate is as follows:
1 Knut=10 Pence=0,1 GBP
1 Sickle=29 Knuts=2,9 GBP
1 Galleon=17 Sickles=493 Knuts=49,3 GBP
Fanfic Challenge: Mahora Sentai Baka Rangers
We all know that Akamatsu parodied the Super Sentai. So, why don't make a series of them?
1)the Baka Rangers are the same five from the series. Yue/Baka Black shall be the leader, with a collapsible GIANT book as special weapon. Asuna/Baka Red will keep her magic cancelling powers only when morphed, and her special weapon shall be her giant sword. Kaede/Baka Blue shall keep her ninja abilities and her giant shuriken shall be her special weapon. Ku Fei/Baka Yellow shall have twin jian swords as special weapons and shall keep her martial arts abilities. Makie shall keep her agility and her main weapon shall be her ribbon. Makie shall often fail to finish her phrase in the presentation sequence for some ridicolous reason.
2)Jack Rakan is the embarassing mentor, with Takamichi and Albireo Imma as assistants. They with Nagi, Arica and Filius Zect were once the Baka Rangers against Fate.
3)Negi is to be protected, for he's necessary for the villains master plan. He's still Nagi's son and Nekane's cousin, but will have two bigger sisters in Anya and Chao.
4)Chao will be the main enemy, at least in the beginning, and her objective is take over the world for some ridicolous reason. Be free to redeem her or replace with someone else after the McDowell Saga. You may also keep her as main villain, if you wish.
5)The McDowell Saga will be when Evangeline will debut (she may appear in teaser appearances) as the sixth Baka Ranger. It will comprise at least two chapters searching for her. As the sixth and most powerful ranger is prophetized to be the granddaughter of the chief of Clan McDowell (yes, it actually exists), the Baka Rangers and the villains will search for her in Garthland, where the clan has its seat, only to find out that the current chief Fergus Day Hort McDowell and his descendants now live in Canada. Evangeline will initially be reluctant to join as she doesn't want to wear spandex and act as an idiot, but will join for the one of her special powers.
6)Evangeline's powers after joining the Baka Rangers shall be her full power from the original series, and the ability to become adult and sexy will be the reason to join the Baka Rangers. She shall not have a special weapon.
7)Chachamaru will initially be Chao's main lieutenant, with Chachazero as assistant. Both of them will be forced to become Evangeline's maids after the McDowell saga.
8)All Baka Rangers will have their combinable robots. Feel free to invent them.
9)Mana shall often appear and fight. She'll be on the rangers' side when some of the villain plans will provoke her and on the villains' side when they hire her for a mission.
10)Write a good story.
Naruto fanfic pet peeves
Everybody has something he doesn't like in Naruto fanfics. Here's mine.
Note: I read many fanfic containing one or more of these, but that's because the author is good. No sense into not reading something good just for a piece of it.
1)Mizuki still alive: I know he was imprisoned in the anime, but those filler episodes make no sense at all. Konoha nin are ruthless military assassins (think a mix between Navy SEAL, an elite sniper capable to kill a man from a mile and half and James Bond. That's a Konoha nin) from a society much more violent than our own, and given that Mizuki committed many crimes punished with hanging or shooting in many real world militaries (spionage TWICE, attempted murder of a fellow soldier with the same rank and of a subordinate, and if I had more time I'd list more) logic dictates he was publicily executed, possibly in a gruesome way. And don't go 'Konoha nin are the good guys, they have no death penalty for that', for they're good guys compared to the Bloody Mist (see Zabuza genin test), and they still come from a feudal Japan-like society.
2)Sasuke The Asshole before meeting Orochimaru: in the canon, the Sasuke pre-Forest of Death was just emo but still appreciable. Heck, he even took Haku's attack while he knew it was meant for Naruto! THEN Orochimaru came to start screwing up with his brain, and Sasuke started being an asshole. And he still took a while to become a complete asshole.
3)Orochipedo: seriously, why? I know that Orochimaru talks of Sasuke like he was a pedophile, but he also hit on Anko while she was trying to kill him, and in both cases he was talking about their power. My guess? He just loves being creepy. There's people like that, I am one.
4)Kakashi's favoritism: the only evidence about that is that he trained Sasuke to fight Gaara (a confirmed psycho with immense offensive power and an almost invincible defense) and told Naruto to train with Ebisu to fight Neji (a fatalistic douchebag who favored disabling his foes and was not supposed to know what he knew), and that is disproven when Kakashi ask Jiraya to do the job. Apart the meeting with Jiraya, there's also logic to prove he was not making favoritism: Sasuke had a vastly superior skill and had to fight Gaara in his psycho times and got exactly what he needed to do the job (or what was supposed to do the job), while Naruto was physically stronger and durable than Sasuke but was quite shitty in the basis, exactly what Ebisu is supposed to be a specialist teacher of.
5)Pervy Kiba: in some stories Kiba is shown as a pervert trying to force himself on Hinata. I find that rarely, but I find it very annoying. Why? For two reasons: first, it's justified as Kiba acting like a dog, and everybody who actually has or had a dog know that male dogs are sexually inactive unless being near a heating female. Kiba often acts like a dog, but that's more in his loyalty and actions near an alpha (he didn't dare to make a certain remark near his mother, but with Naruto and other same-ranked ninjas he did worse remarks. It looks like a dog submitting to their alpha while finding such alpha annoying, to me); second, in the manga he actually tried to play matchmaker between Hinata and Naruto once. Yes, I'm not joking. After all, Hinata doesn't faint so much in the manga, that "Hinata, why do you always faint near Naruto?!" thing sounds like an attempt to have Naruto notice about her.
Some Facts About Kim Possible I Picked Out That Authors Often Forget
I don't read many Kim Possible fanfics. Why? Well, I'm a perfectionist, and while I can get around many things for a good plot, I require it being believable. And authors tend to forget some facts.