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Joined 11-11-07, id: 1418540, Profile Updated: 08-19-08
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter.

"If I die; when I die, don't bury me in our sad, pathetic little Christian cemetery. Burn me and cast me into a strong east wind."--"I don't believe in heaven! I've been living too long in this hell!"

" 'The world used to be a bigger place.' 'World's the same. There's just less in it.' "

"Here is the smell of blood still but all the perfumes of Arabia cannot sweeten this small room." (Yes, I am well aware that it's a Macbeth quote, but I like the way that Grissom said it better.)

"Oliver is DEAD! I dumped him in the river and the swans ATE him!"

About me: Well...where do I start? I'm a genius girl from a small town in the Middle of Nowhere, USA. Well, technically, I'm eighteen, so I guess I'd be considered a woman, no matter how much I hate to admit it. Anyway, I'm not top of my class, but that's only because I'm a procrastinator and fail to turn anything in without making some snide remark in the middle of the essay. However, some teachers like that; they think it shows that I'm not a pushover or whatever. -Shrugs- They just don't recognize genius nowadays. Oh well. Oh, and I've recently been diagnosed as narcissistic, so, if you think I'm talking too much about myself, you can bite me.

By the way: anyone who has an idea for a fanfiction, but they have little or no writing ability, I would be happy to be commissioned to write your story. Of course, you'd be given most to all credit and I would merely get the satisfaction of giving the fanfiction world one more story to read.


On with the pairings:


Harry/Draco (Can you say, 'well duh'?)

Ron/Herm (...Okay, so it's cliche, I don't care.)

Blaise/Ginny (What can I say, it's cute.)

Blaise/Herm (-shrugs- I don't care what you think. It's unexpected and cute.)

Remus/Sirius (Wow, this is the only one I didn't comment!)

Remus/Severus (If Sirius is...erm...MIA.)

Oh..I almost forgot... Lucius/Severus (I don't know, there's just something about them...)

And while I'm on that note: Lucius/Narcissa (I don't care if they're already married and all, they're just beautiful together - well, except when he's being a total ass hole.)

There are more that aren't sickly, but I really don't feel like going on and on, 'cause I really could be here all day.


First and foremost: Harry/Ginny (Gag me with a wooden spoon.)

And on that note...Harry/anyone other than Draco((and visa versa)) (For how long I've been reading HD fanfics, it almost seems like a cardinal sin to pair them with anyone else.) (( So, yes, for all of you planning on or writing H/notD or D/notH fanfics, you are going to hell.))

Marauder era/Present era (That is wrong on so many different levels. and yes, this includes: Harry/Remus, Harry/Sirius, Severus/Harry, Severus/Draco, Severus/Herm, Severus/Ron(might happen, some people are deranged), and so forth.)

Voldemore/anyone (Okay, so he can speak Parsletongue, that does not give you reason to pair him with anyone.)

Dumbledore/anyone (In case you hadn't noticed, he's old...and his only love is in prison and/or dead, depending on which book you're reading((she's so inconsistent sometimes, it's not even funny)).)

Minerva/anyone (Her 'heaving bosom' isn't so heaving anymore.)

Lucius/student (...Need I explain?)

Any and everything that includes incest is wrong in my book. This means, no, Lucius can not screw his only son...nor can Narcissa. Sorry folks. Oh, there I go again, apologizing for things I'm really not sorry for. (Although, strangely enough, I'm not adverse to George/Fred.)

Threesomes. Sorry (not), but I can't stand Harry sharing Draco, and the thought of anyone else in the acceptable group 'getting it on' with more than one person is...-shudders-...get the picture? (But, again, if it's with Fred and George, it's more like one person, just twice the fun...gods, that sounds perverted.)

There will be 72 virgins waiting for you in paradise...April Fool's dumbass!!

I did the same thing with two Catholic priests, but I tossed in a small boy.

The Washington Monument looks nothing like the guy.

I contend that we are both atheists, I merely believe in one less god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all other possible gods, then you will understand why I dismiss yours.

Attn Loyal Readers: Fear not, I have not given up on you! I am merely experiencing writer's block and hopefully a change in scenery will help cure this debilitating ailment. Also, the story I am working on is a bit long and I have found that breaking it up into chapters will be extremely difficult, so you will be rewarded for your wait with a long one-shot that I have christened with the title of Devirgified.
In fact, because I'm so nice, I'll even treat you to the summary:
'Virgins Needed! Debauched Need Not Apply.' …Does anyone else see the redundancy of this statement? Anyway, I'm losing my train of thought; Voldemort needs a virgin for a - strikes a pose wait for it - virginal 'sacrifice'. How exactly will he react when that pesky Potter inadvertently annihilates his diabolical design? And why is Lucius trying to shrink into the shadows with that culpable countenance?

Juliet and Romeo by Vividian reviews
**Complete!!** Harry Potter, an avid Shakespeare lover, is now out of Hogwarts and performing as an actor. He auditions for a familiar play, but has no idea what will come out of it. DMxHP! SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,198 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 10/14/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Spoilt reviews
Harry feels the need to spoil. A follow up drabble for Only the Best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Only the best reviews
A short little drabble about what Draco wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Songbirds reviews
Fred and George visit the castle to have breakfast with some of their favorite people. Things start going down: secrets are spilled, loves confessed, and murderous intentions known. Sounds like quite the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mr X reviews
Harry receives a text message from a mysterious man. Can the two become friends, or will Harry's grammar get in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,137 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unbroken reviews
What happens when you try to fix something that's not broken? Well, for starters, you could make matters worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistranslations reviews
Harry botched a spell not surprising in and of itself and Draco is left to worry over porcelain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Only the Ring Finger Knows reviews
It's the ultimate expression of love to wear matching rings with your significant other. Well, let's just say, some matches were inadvertent. Obviously HPDM, and obviously based on 'only the ring finger knows'...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Father Needs to Get a Room reviews
Congratulations are in order, Draco has graduated from 'Needing to get Laid' to 'Needing to get a Room'. Exactly what does this mean? Well...let's just say that Harry's very accepting of his feelings. Sequel to 'Daddy Needs to Get Laid.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Right Kind reviews
Harry knows what Draco's doing to him, it's about time Draco does, too. Harry x Draco. Harry's POV. OneShot song fic. LeAnn Rimes' Right Kind of Wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My True Love Gave to Me reviews
This group of random oneshots is in response to TheOriginalHufflepuff's Twelve Fics of Christmas Challenge Thingy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Pseudonyms reviews
Harry can't seem to settle on a screen name...what a pity. Implied HarryxDraco, HermionexRon, and GinnyxBlaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Animagus Problems reviews
Harry's out after curfew when he's caught in a compromising position. No, not that kind of compromising position, you perv...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Daddy Needs to Get Laid reviews
Draco's twin daughters are almost too evil for this world. They only want to see their father happy for a change and will stop at nothing for that to happen, even if it involves maniacal antics to get their DADA teacher to fall in love with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Night Out reviews
Harry and 'the Gang' go on a night out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete