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 Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Warriors, and Bleach. Hello I'm Mudheart before i got my account for this i was darkriver101.The best website on earth is http:///index.cgi .The website is the best and I'm darkriver101 on go there and see back to this website.I'm always happy unless somebody steals my cookies. :D. Death and Birth waits for no one 妖二十二怪 第四夜 My authentic Japanese name is 松尾 Matsuo (tail of a pine tree) 千秋 Chiaki (very fine in autumn). http:///?ac=vid&vid=382009474 the links to Hana and Emelia's disguises in Frozen Oasis: Hana's: http:///art/Hana-s-disguise-in-Frozen-Oasi-164739067?q=sort+gallery&qo=1 Emelia's: http:///art/Emelia-s-Disguise-164739572?q=sort+gallery&qo=0 name: Mudheart age: Never ask a female that gender: female musicals: Wicked(Its the only one I've seen) favorite books: warriors movies: I've seen too many movies that I like and remember favorite pairings: HawkfrostxLeafpool HollyleafxBreezetail least favorite pairings: LeafxCrow- I just hate it Survey time! Who's the last person you talked to? My sis. Where are you? On a chair in a room in a house on a street in a state in a country on a Contenet(sp?). Look look down what do you see? The ceiling? What did you eat last? A chocolate doughnut What are your top two songs? Alter Ego and Helena What are your two favorite bands? Our Lady and My Chemical Romance. Why are you answering this survey? I don't really know myself. What's your favorite warriors character? Breezepaw- Hes so misunderstood Would you change your penname? Maybe but I'd keep Mudheart in it. What was your last thought? My last thought was: now where is the question mark button? Weird things time!! 1) What's your name? Marina 2) What do you think you will be at 20? Umm... in college 3) What is the air speed velocity of a swallow? I do not know 4) Why is 5000 a really high number? Well technically it's not. Numbers never end so its really small. -slaps forehead- There I go. Being a dork. Again! 5) How old are you? My lips are sealed 6) What are you doing at this very moment? Um... typing. And breathing. I guess I'm seeing too, and clicking. 7) Do you live on a farm? No. 8)Do you have a ferret? They are sooooooo cute, don't you think?? Nope. I want one though cuz they are soooooo cute!! 9) Green or blue? Blue like my eyes!! :) 10) Gold or Red? Umm... Gold because its SHINY 11) What books don't you like? pointless books with absolutely no plot 12) What's the last book you read? Cats of the Clans(Warriors) 13) What's on your TV RIGHT NOW? Robot Chicken 14) Have you watched The Phantom of the Opera? Yes and its awesome 15) Who's the last person you talked to, and what did you say? "Yes it looks like a hawk!" 18) What was the last thing you ate? A chocolate doughnut Info on my characters: Name: Hana Kyuchi Age: 14 Race: Japanese-American(half Japanese half American) Mentality: Bordering the lines of maddness IQ: 189 Sword: Chikita Sword Ability: Sound/light I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. ~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. Copy and Patsey stuff!! 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If you or your best friend is insane post this in your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "FUUUUDGE!", "CHEEESE!" or any variation thereof, put this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had a friend who turned out to be selfish and uncaring copy & paste this in your profile. If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh...and PRINCE CASPIAN.), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still)), some crazy girl who likes pie (Um... My friend's in love with Firestar, does that count? lol, no, jk. (Even though she is)), Cloudfeather (Erm... This is going to sound wierd, but Graystripe. He is my absolute favorite character EVER. I know he's a cat, but still...)Mudheart(Its Ashfur and I don't care what anybody thinks but if you hate him.. GET A LIFE!!) If you know what movie the following quote is from, and you thought that the producers and actors did a horrible job making this film, copy and paste this into your profile. "I am the rider, and I say we go!" If you have a weird habit of writing inside jokes somewhere anyone can see, copy and paste this into your profile If you almost killed yourself when you heard Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus was on itune's top ten song list, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever read the dictionary because you were bored, copy and paste this into your profile If you spend to much time on Fanfiction, add your name to the list, and copy this into your profile. MiracleJade, AsterEris, some crazy girl who likes pie, Cloudfeather, Mudheart(I have nothing better to do anyways) If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (When I read a book, I see it in my head like I'm watching a movie.) If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored of reading 'copy and pastes' copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Saf Dawnheart, Sleets,Streamcloud, Mudheart If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. 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The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on!! If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose Streamcloud, Mudheart If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily, Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Spottednose, Mudheart If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481,Streamcloud, Mudheart 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you've ever seen a shadow, thought it was a spider, and ran screaming for the indoors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't believe in hell,copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!) If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. (geez, I love these ones!) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (W00T!) If you are a pessimist,copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been on a comp., pressed the forward button, but wanted to go back then sit there wondering why your going forward copy and paste this to your profile If you always have something on your mind then copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile If you felt bad for Breezepaw when you read Outcast, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Lionpaw should do something wrong, and act like a normal apprentice, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Squirrelflight's 'kits' are actually Leafpool's, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Crowfeather's a stupid furball for betraying Leafpool, then copy and paste this into your profile. CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list KaidaThorn, Gingerstar14, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather,Streamcloud, Mudheart If you liked Jaypaw better in Outcast, and think that he brightened up, copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you just hate flamers period, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a klutz like me, copy and past this into your profile. 80 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 20 percent who hasnt copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile If you hate girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.Try not to Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile. If you realize that Nightcloud and Ashfur were normal cuddly cats before the Erins used them as spare mates, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile. If you have read every single warrior book ever made, copy and paste this to your profile If you can sing pretty well, copy and paste this to your profile. Copy and paste this to your profile if your parents are not divorced. If you think Crowfeather and Leafpool should have stayed together, copy and paste this to your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in protecting animals against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile If you were totally amazed to discover that Rowanclaw is Tawnypelt's mate, copy and paste this to your profile. If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of the internet population have a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile. If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words to them copy and paste this to your profile. If you despise how ShadowClan is stereotyped, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Daisy should burn in HellClan along with Squirrelflight, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think (or know) you like "Warriors", copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Brambleclaw, but like Tigerstar and Hawkfrost, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this into your profile. If there's an empty space in your heart from when Feathertail died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you plan to give all your pets warrior names, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a strong desire to teleport yourself into "Warriors" so you can kill Squirrlebutt(a.k.a. Squirrleflight), copy and paste this into your profile. If you collect "Warriors" copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're very forgetful, copy and paste this to your profile. 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If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you only copy and paste stuff when you actually do the stuff it says, copy and paste this into your profile. This about a little girl who was abused. My name is Sarah I must be stupid I wish I were better I can't speak at all When I awake When my mommy does come Don't make a sound! I hear him curse I try and hide He finds me weeping He slaps me and hits me He's already locked it I fall to the floor "I'm sorry!" I scream The hurt and the pain And he finally stops My name is Sarah Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!! I went to a birthday party I felt proud of myelf, I knew I made a healthy choice I got into my own car, Now I'm lying on the pavement. My own blood is all around me, I'm sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, To my sister not to be afraid, Someone should have taught him My breath is getting shorter, I wish that you could hold me, Mom, Take Time To Read Each Sentence If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, the Erins will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! 15 Things to do in Walmart 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Take time and read each sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! DO NOT READ WHAT IS BELOW IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE WHEN IT COMES TO POSTING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!! Scary-a.. thing.. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Nightcloud 2. Hollyleaf 3. Breezetail 4. Jayfeather 5. Ashfur 6. Yellowfang 7. Leopardstar 8. Blackstar 9. Hawkfrost 10. Leafpool(when she's not acting mary-sueish) 11. Mistyfoot 12. Lionblaze 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No and Ew!! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yeah about a 8.5 out of 10 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Thats impossible because they're both toms 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah some 5. Would One and Six make a good couple? No because they are both female 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Ashfur/Leafpool(Five/ten) they're oppisite genders 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? That would be VERY akward because Hollyleaf and Lionblaze are Bro and Sis 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Leafpool is depressed and when herb collecting after useing a lot of Cat Nip to get over heart-break. While Breezetail is on patrol nearby trying to figure out a way to get his father to notice him. When he saves Leafpool from jumping into the lake a few unexpected things happen when Leafpool mistakes him for Crowfeather 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? I don't know 10. Suggest a title for a Nine/Ten hurt/comfort fic. Together in the Dark Stars 11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? I don't know 12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I don't know 13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I don't know 14. If you wrote a Song-fic about One, what song would you choose? On my Own 15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? T for slash 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A few days ago 17. "(1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (8) runs off with (10). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (6) and finds true love with (9). Nightcloud and Blackstar are in a happy relationship until Blackstar runs off with Leafpool. Nightcloud, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ashfur and a brief unhappy affair with Lionblaze, then follows the wise advice of Yellowfang and finds true love with Hawkfrost. What title would you give this fic? The Frost in the Night of Black Stars 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? It would be enemyxenemy 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! You know you live in 2009 when... 1. You own a time Machine 2. you know what you got for Christmas '08 3. Your TV is digital 22. You have read The Sisters Grimm 7 (Yeah i wish) 5. You should be laughing right now 6. I skipped 4 and went to 22 7. Nobody told you it was 2009! If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall (or anything else) while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile. If you have your own little world, copy an If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile d paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 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He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile. If you suck at video games copy this into your profile. im bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord Girls For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. REMEMBER: A good friend gives you bail money when you're in jail - a best friend will be sitting next to you and saying "Man, that was fun!" If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-) 16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?" You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again. ()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!AND MILK) isn't he just ADORABLE? the parent of all plot bunnies! Below are some wickedly awesome Random Philosophies. If you want the full list, go to MC FooFoo's profile: One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. EMO--Extravagently Made Origami Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I don't obsess! I think intensely. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!. Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, Sister to the Dark Lord, curlscat If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Mudheart If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile (A comment from Sister to the Dark Lord: Who hasn't?) If your friends act like idiots and you keep relativley sane copy and paste this into your profile If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever killed a joke, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. (huh?) If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile (Or Else!) Eyes hurt yet? XP Ever notice how you can say "you rock" but not "you rap"? My name is Sarah, I am but three. My eyes are swollen I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad. What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone. The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car! My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls, I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words. He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more. I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it, And I start to bawl. He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream, But its now much too late. His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down. Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door. If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up! Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer. Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Constipated people don't give a crap. Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers. Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field, The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.' The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field, 'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.' The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again. The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling, Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile 92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the two percent who still rocks, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever eaten something utterly disgusting on accident, and then realized it right afterward and tried to spit it out, copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. Drugs are bad news. (No DUH!) Spread the word. If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile. If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Mudheart Girls 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. REMEMBER: A good friend gives you bail money when you're in jail - a best friend will be sitting next to you and saying "Man, that was fun!" If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;-) 16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?" You know you live in 2009 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again. ()() Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side! (We have cookies!AND MILK) isn't he just ADORABLE? the parent of all plot bunnies! Below are some wickedly awesome Random Philosophies. If you want the full list, go to MC FooFoo's profile: One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. EMO--Extravagently Made Origami Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I don't obsess! I think intensely. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!. If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, tHeSmIlEyFaCeOfYoUrNiGhTmArEs, Sister to the Dark Lord, curlscat, Mudheart If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO,CrUsHeD CaNdY kIsSeS,fairy246, The.One.And.Onlii.Bethii, Sister to the Dark Lord, Mudheart This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. The white man said, "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grew up you were White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism 000000000000000_000000000000000 If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile (A comment from Sister to the Dark Lord: Who hasn't?) Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. Friends: FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this Rock on!: Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile. Poor Ceral!: If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. My Opinion: If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling (or parents for that matter), copy this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. 98 percent of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer if you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile So Ture!: 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile. Yawn: I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... Yes, Yes I Have: If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile You know when you live in 2008 when: 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends... 9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Sad: If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Yes, Yes I Do: My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! -If you think Tellytubbies are evil brainwashing nasties and want to take over the world, put this in your profile If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile. If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. IF YOU LIKE TALKING IN CAPITALS SOMETIMES FOR NO REASON, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE. YAAAAAAY!! I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT! If your friends act like idiots and you keep relativley sane copy and paste this into your profile If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile If you don't care if your not popular, you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, darkpeatle202,Gingerleaves, silverwolf-fox If you are you, and you don't give a flying fuck about whether or not people think your weird add your name and put this on your pro! Mellokai, Unicornslove, Gingerleaves, silverwolf-fox Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with fitting in and being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into you profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crayzy Billie Joel Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, arnoldtehefemalepurplepygmypuff, BUBBLES93, Fred kissed George, Kyte-sama, May10baby, Tessa.Dog-Girl, Mellokai, Unicornslove, Gingerleaves, silverwolf-fox (insert witty phrase here) I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I can. This is my clone. I'm actually someplace else, having a much better time. Loosing is Natures way of saying you suck. If your not living on the edge, you're taken up to much space. Sayings on t-shirts suck. Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. Its only a gambling problem if I am loosing. The voices in my head are telling me to kill you. La la la la I can't hear you. (on a Tide die t-shirt) I just killed a clone. Caution: does not play well with others. Ask me if I care... Save oxygen shut the hell up! C.S.I. Can't Stand Idiots. If you don't shut up I am seriously gonna eat you. You cry I cry, you laugh I laugh, You jump off a cliff I laugh even harder. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because your gay isn't it?" Best Friends! Why yes, we act like losers in public! Everyone has a wild side but me and my friends just prefer to make ours public. Haha. I don't get it. I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes. I'll try being nicer, when you start being smarter. When life gives you lemons, squirt the juices in your enemies eyes. Please go away I'm allergic to losers. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. Friends will always be like: "You deserve better." But a best friends will be prank calling him saying, "You will die in seven days." Have fun, laugh at things that aren't funny and make a huge loser of yourself in public. Ha ha! I'm running with scissors. Ow my eye. Taste the rainbow eat crayons. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. I was going to take over the world but then I got distracted by something shiny. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Guess what? Duck butt! Ha ha Sasuke. Yea I'm a looser but the coolest looser you will ever meet! Our survival requires bold, decisive, visionary, leadership. So basically were all screwed. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons. Be nice to your kids they choose your nursing home. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. Multi tasking, screwing up several things at once. Stress is when you wake up screaming, then realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Break my heart? I'll break your neck! So let me get this straight your not gay but your boyfriend is? Don't drink and drive, you might spill the drink. Take a risk run with scissors. I'm the type of girl who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but screams at the top of my lungs when the waffles pop out of the toaster. I hear voices and they don't like you! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. He said:“I hit the nail right on the head didn’t I?" She said:“I think you were hit in the head, but with something considerably larger than a nail” I used to listen to my parents but the nice stranger with the candy changed my mind. Who needs love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. Suicide: man's way of telling God 'You can't fire me! I quit!' Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky I thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?" My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Everyone is entitled to my opinion. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." -George S. Patton The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. Light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. I want revenge. Is that so wrong? Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. The problem with reality is a lack of background music. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but only if you throw hard enough. I laugh in the face of death... Maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back. Friends/Best Friends FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OBSESSION~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You Know You're Obsessed With Naruto When... 1. You go to the tattoo parlor and demand that they tattoo a cursed seal mark on you. 2. You go to great lengths to get plushies of every character on the show, even the filler episode characters. And if you cant find any, you travel all the way to Japan to demand one. 3. Every time you see a snake you shout, "MANDA!!" or "OROCHIMARU!!" 4. You name your pet snake Orochimaru and tell you friends that he and you are going to take over the city. 5. You start to use the characters names as substitutions for verbs. (Ex. Sasuke \emo\) 6. You actually spend 5 days straight watching the Naruto series from to beginning to latest episodes, no breaks. 7. Every slug you see reminds you of Katsuyu. 8. When you parents ask you what you're going to do for collage you reply that you're going to join the Akatsuki, they have donuts! 9. You start a petition to hold a Chuunin exam for PE class. 10. You spy in the girls/boys locker-room convinced that you cant be seen because you previously had use Nozokimi no Jutsu, or Peeping Tom Technique 11. When people harass you, you jump at them and threaten that you know every jutsu there is. 12. You really know every jutsu there is (and some even only found on the internet) by heart. 13. You know Gen'yumaru's birthday. 14. You actually believe that you're a Naruto character. 15. While out on a sea trip, you convince the captain to let you off in shark-infested waters, claiming that you'd be fine and that you would just walk home on the water. 16. You go into the woods and try to jump from tree-to-tree, only to break a few bones. 17. You get a dog just to teach it ninja tricks. 18. You spontaneously find times to practice your shuriken throwing...and end up hitting people instead of your targets. 19. Whenever someone does something great, you exclaim that, "The power of youth is great!" Even if it's an old lady who just got BINGO. (oh, yes!) 20. You track down and buy an original Japanese version of Ichi Ichi Paradise. 21. Whenever birds fly out of the woods you exclaim, "BIRDS!! Nejis close!" then you ran off in a random direction to hunt down the hottie -- uh, I mean Hyuuga, Hyuuga, heh-he. 22. You mistake the word hottie for any of the male characters or, if you're a guy, female characters. 23. After playing a prank on someone, you throw powder down on the ground and run away, serious that you had properly executed Shunshin no Jutsu (Body Flicker Technique), only to find out that you had thrown too much powder and are now choking. 24. You go to the FBI, sneak in, and bomb the place with clay birds filled with gunpowder, accusing them that they were 'Keeping the general public from their ninja positional.' 25. You go to a welder and special order earrings just like Orochimaru's. 26. You brake about every bone in your body trying to be Konoha's Blue Beast. 27. You cry every time your favorite character is hurt and/or dies. (and every other random minor character, lol) 28. You're constantly talking to/ making comments about the characters when you're watching TV. 29. You know the exact number of hairs of Gaara's head. (o.O how'd you find that out...I'D WANT TO KNOW!) 30. You actually try to use Kuchiyose no Jutsu, cutting you finger with your teeth and everything (kudos to whoever can actually do this!!) 31. You don't even have to be asleep to dream of the Naruto characters. 32. You tell everybody that one-day you'll be married to one of the characters. 33. You threaten bullies that you can use genjustu, ninjutsu, AND taijustu altogether. 34. You take a whole year making a life-size, weird-looking, puppet, only to have it fall apart on you; so you give up and go for a more Sasori-like approach: using human beings. 35. You dedicate most of your life trying to make a grain of sand move. CRAZY! I was crazy once. They put me in a round rubber room. I died there. They put me in dirt. Dirt has worms. Worms make you CRAZY!! CRAZY! I was crazy once. They locked me up in a rubber room. There was a dot on the wall. I counted that dot. One. One. One. One. One. It drove me crazy. CRAZY! THE GAME! Rule 1: You are playing The Game Rule 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose Rule 3: Loss must be announced By the way,You just lost the game! Top 7 things to do to your room mate! Try 'em out! 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If everything seems to be going according to plan, you’ve OBVIOUSLY overlooked something! You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity. Fanfiction lemons are a lot like real lemons- both make you gag. Kon! You can throw him, punch him, and repeatedly bash his head in, and guess what? He's still alive so you can do it the next time he annoys you! 93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, , ProfessorZoom,jimu, ShikallllTema, Hitsugaya'sGirl, Kida Ookami, Master Bleach, 27ByakuyaFan27, bandgeek9, Mudheart If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are strangely obsessed with these copy-paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42,Animefreak469, ChibiUlquiorra, Kuchiki-chan13, 27ByakuyaFan27, bandgeek9, Mudheart Ulquiorra says you are trash, and whatever he says GOES! Why does Byakuya always frown? Because the last time he smiled, Renji had a stroke. Why does Unohana always smile? Because the last she frowned half of Squad 11 died of fright. If you're a die-hard IchiRuki lover for life copy and paste this into your profile- Ichiruki lovers unite!! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the famous "Ichihime" couple should go rot then post this up in your profile If you believe in couples POST THIS. If you think that those dumb kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave that poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Don't look at this! there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh? I WARNED YOU! DO NOT READ THIS! 102 Ways to Annoy People 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 102. Do all of these allover again. Please read-true story (not me) I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 50 Funny Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings... Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!" Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died... What I don't understand is this... Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink... Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing... Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics... My question is... Isn't love the same, regardless of gender? Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings? And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings? Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like! Copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me. My Faith:Jesus WAYS TO FIND OUT IF YOUR OBSESSED WITH BLEACH If you: - Every time you write with a pen shout 'WRITE UPON THIS GOLDEN PAPER, SHAININGU-ORI!' - When you meet somone new the first thing you ask is what squad they are from - At the begining of a race shout 'SHUNPO!' - Stay up and watch a black cat all night to check if it's Yourichi - Find a cave and train there to try and acheive bankai - When your boy friend rings you up on the phone shout 'HOLLOW!' - Memoreise all the kido spells in order - When there is a thunder storm, run out side and shout 'Way of destruction number 33: Blue fire crash down!' - Call your little brother lil' shiro - Give each of your friends a squad and make them memorise it - Drink sake until you pass out - When your worst enemy passes you by, shout 'AIZEN!' and kick them - Put 'Bureu of research and developement' as your screen saver on your computer - Buy all three bleach games, and complete all three in 1 night - Draw Kon's paw print on both hands in permadent marker - Put all your school books in a thin white satchel that looks like the one Hanataro wears - Be able to list every squads Captain, Vice captain, 3rd seat, 4th seat, 5th seat, 6th seat and 7th seat - Spray the Gotei 13 symbol on the back of your school uniform - Call your teachers -Taicho and your head teacher -Sousuitaicho - Write your location as 'The human world' and your job as 'Shinigami' everytime you get asked either question - Spray you hair white when ever you have a cough - Buy a shining pink swimming suit and wear it to the beach - Buy a chappy and take it everywhere with you - When your trying to explain somthing use little bunny pictures on a scetch pad - Put the bleach theme tune as your ringtone - Put permanent black tatoos on your head and chest - Pile your desk with paperwork - Cut the sleaves off your favourite t-shirt because you know they'll get ripped off when you use Shunko - Wake up and shout 'MATSUMOTO!!' Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Girl Talk Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profil in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you insist that your teachers are reincarnations of Voldemort ,Tigerstar or Orochimaru. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. We all know or knew someone like this!! One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost If You hear voices in your head copy and past this to your profile. |
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