Devil's Toenail
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Joined 11-11-07, id: 1418668, Profile Updated: 05-26-12
Author has written 8 stories for Mighty Boosh, Misc. Movies, Harry Potter, Trainspotting, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kick-Ass, and Being Human.

hello.

Name; Suzanne

Age;19

Live; Ireland

Music; the Horrors, Gorillaz, Gary numan, ELO, Rolling Stones, Robots in Disguise, Artic Monkeys

Flim; all comedy and horror

Love: music, dancing, acting, my hair, clothes, shoes, men

Hate: CHAVS!! narrow minded people

Stuff; i've never been to a funeral
i've never left the UK
i own a pair of genuine 70's sparkly pink platforms.

If in doubt, mumble:)

Drowning Pool by Kerayzie reviews
SEQUEL TO ARKHAM ANGEL.Jess finds the line between good and evil has been forever blurred.Caught between a clown and a Bat she will have to make a decision...a decision that will determine her life from now on.Will she be strong enough to decide whats BES
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,478 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
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Journeys and Destinations reviews
"The only real difference between you and me," he poked me in the chest, "I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a no good scoundrel that will rot in hell. Savvy?" Set before events of POTC1 and onwards.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 93,091 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Love me, Like me reviews
A strange new member is recruited to Scabiors group of Snatchers. Scabior/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,104 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Scabior, OC - Complete
I'd Do Anything for that Freak reviews
Cathy is one of the most hated people at Hogwarts and knows that no-one will ever want to snog her..... I'm pretty rubbish at summaries so please forgive me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - George W., OC
Hip Hop and Trendy Lingo reviews
Will get a better title. I promise. Becoming Human. Adams POV on events and his encounters with a interesting and slightly annoying girl in his year.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Adam
Daddy's Little Princess reviews
Nell has recently left home and will do anything for money. Including teaming up with the richest teen in NY.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist
After The Volcano reviews
We all saw what happened to Renton, Tommy and Spud. But what about Sicky Boy and Begbie?
Trainspotting - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Life is One Big Beauty Contest reviews
Little Miss Sunshine When Nessa Plummer moves to a new school, the last thing that she was expecting was to meet someone like Dwayne Hoover. Dwayne/OC
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2009
Boosh Love reviews
Vince is bored, until someone diffrent walks into the shop. Vince/OC
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008