Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Jeeves.
Universal disclaimer: I own none of the characters that are not my own. :)
Please don't sue me!
Secrets and lies, over raspberry pies
Buttered scones and steaming hot tea
Judicious porters in livery scarlet
With keyholes for ears, to see
White bearded wizards, wreaking havoc
Amusedly waiting to confirm
If blue collars twisted, in broken old thistles
Rules on a coin, so adhered.
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