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Name: Andrea

Country: Puerto Rico

Age:17

About myself: I love to read a lot(what can I say I'm a freak!!), I love to dance salsa and merengue, even though I am really clumsy. I like to listen to rock, salsa, merengue and balads.

Hero: JESUS CHRIST!!(he's the One that's been helping me with all of my problems) _

I Believe in True Love.

God=Love

God exist = Love exist

God is Forever = Love is Forever

Twilight Status: I'm Pro-Edward and Bella, but I Love Jacob 2! They are different people so I can't compare them XD

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so
that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

Thanks to Nessie0Loves0Jacob - I Love this!!

This is the link For Bella's Dress . Hope u like it.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1786452&l=99208&id=512665162

I got this from Randomenated-Cullen

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

Good Friend Vs. Best Friend

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

For people that hate stereotypes. Bold the ones that apply to you :P

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(I like to tell people what I think, and things are easier that way.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(They are people too and GOD loves them thank u)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. ( Everyone should believe what they want and I respect that)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals(There's too many of them and I wasn't raised with a specific one.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(Whoever says this needs a slap.)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. ( Salsa and merengue is NOT for whores.)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (No thank you.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (School and social life are two seperate things for me.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Screw all of you who think theater is only for homosexuals. And who cares if homosexuals are into it!?)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Leave the boobs alone.)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russian
I German so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (What the hell... Prude? No... just patient)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I don't date any stupid guy that's around the corner.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Mixed backgrounds offer diversity and complexity- not screw ups.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Since when is uniqueness a crime?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (No, that's not how it works.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm Getting A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Rain is soothing.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Let people make their own choices about their own lives- for all of you who are against it, no one's asking you to be gay! I'm not either, but they deserve to choose their own pathways in life- and if that involves a member of the same sex, it's no concern of ours.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Non-Artsy people are just as cool as anyone else.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I just don't like too much attention)

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(If you do something stupid, I WILL tell you. You've been warned.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I don't like being offended, or letting people offend those I love, friends included. Leave us alone.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (HA!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I love writing. Do not touch the laptop or notebook... if you understand the notebook, you know who you are...)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (We do not.)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Hockey is the dumbest sport after golf, and beavers are scary. Their teeth are not natural...)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (Women's rights are important to me. Equality is key. I just hate the type of men that think they are better and because of it they deserv special trretment from women)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Leave teenagers alone. We're just as good as anyone else. Everyone was one at one point in their lives.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and speak with a scottish accent (That's a funny one...)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (No, I just prefer to keep away... far, far away from things of that nature.)
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (No, I like privacy)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (The environment is what keeps us alive. Of course I care about it. Am I a tree-hugging hippie? No.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. (Leave Swedish people alone.)
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Books are an excellent, not to mention intellectual way to spend one's free time.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (You know what? Screw all of you who think this one.)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Yes, because everyone needs a label.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I hate spelling and grammar errors. You learn to speak as a small child- do it properly.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (No, I'm just content the way I am now.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I DO NOT NEED CONVERTING!!)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (I'm sensitive to certain things. Music for example...)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (I like to have things done nicely, instead of full of mistakes.)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (No, once or twice is sufficient, and the tears are a little over dramatic... don't you think?)
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (No, just stay the hell out of my business.)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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Unexpected by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is the principal of an elementary school. Inuyasha is a janitor. A story told in bits and pieces.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 108,377 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
A Slow Boil by kts reviews
Bella's an exchange student hoping to find a job to keep herself employed for the summer so that she can stay on at an exclusive University. Her best job prospect is a part-time housekeeping position with one Mr. Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,904 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Never Knew by nerac reviews
After a phone call from a stranger turns her life upside down, Isabella Dwyer realizes that the people you trust the most sometimes tell the biggest lies. Can she convince a man in uniform to help her discover the things she never knew? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,640 - Reviews: 5987 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winter Song by SydneyAlice reviews
December is always hard because everything reminds me of you – the frozen pond, the hot chocolate, the glittering lights... I see you everywhere. It's the sweetest torture. Written for PixieJenna for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Livin' on a Prayer by SydneyAlice reviews
3rd Place Winner in the Like Totally 80s Contest - Edward and Bella think their prayers have been answered when a talent scout offers him the deal of a lifetime. What they learn is all they can really count on is each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Bit Stronger by SydneyAlice reviews
One year ago, a traumatic experience left her fearful of strangers. As Bella struggles to move on with her life, she forms a friendship with a lunchtime companion. Can he break down her walls and open her eyes to the beauty of new beginnings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 147 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5158 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feathers by SydneyAlice reviews
She is covered in them. They cling to the curves of her body and settle in the sweetest of places.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11105 - Favs: 6,927 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 402 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Clutter by forthright reviews
AU. Mrs. Higurashi decides to help her daughter put her life together; enter Sesshoumaru, professional organizer extraordinaire. A romantic comedy told in 100 word snippets. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 33,491 - Reviews: 4107 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Paperthin Hymn by KitsuShel reviews
Edward & Bella are a usually happy couple going through a rough patch in their relationship. Will a daring rescue put them back on track or pull them completely apart? A collab from KitsuShel & Laurnorder originally written for Fandoms Fight the Floods.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Saint by KitsuShel reviews
"I couldn't take my eyes off of her, or the way her fingers stroked her Fender strings, coaxing melodies from it. It was almost as if it was an intimate moment, shared between lovers." Rated M for things of the citrus variety.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
True Companion by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella Swan always believed in happily ever afters.When she marries her high school sweetheart & starts her own wedding business, she thinks she's living her dream.Then it all comes crashing down.Can a handsome photographer help her believe in love again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Damsel in Distress by MyBabyBlues reviews
1920's Gangster, Edward Masen, wants to protect Bella, a damsel in distress. Will he find love along the way? Will he desire to change his lifestyle? One-shot. AH/AU Edward & Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7045 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To The Moon and Back by MandyLeigh87 reviews
When I took a job as a tour guide at the Kennedy Space Center I didn't expect to meet him. Astronaut Edward Cullen aka the "youngest and best looking one in NASA"...his words, not mine. Houston we have a problem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17569 - Favs: 9,824 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Santa's Baby by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have seemingly hated each other for years. Edward's last stunt was the last straw in Bella's mind. She decides to get him back when they are forced to work together on the hospital's Christmas Ball. Can they play nice as Mr And Mrs Claus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8179 - Favs: 7,072 - Follows: 3,462 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Flies with her Own Wings by johnnyboy7 reviews
Bella, or Cupid, as the world knows her, has always dedicated her time to spreading love. What happens when the man who she's decided to help, turns out to be more than a regular mark.1st place public vote winner of the Enchantment o/s Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 287 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17370 - Favs: 9,959 - Follows: 4,595 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Girlfriend by Nolebucgrl reviews
FGB Collab With InfinityPoet. Based on the song Bad Girlfriend. Possessiveward & Teasella. What happens when Bella pushes Edwards buttons by flirting with other men? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stealing Home by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is hot shot baseball player in a bit of a slump. Bella Swan is the girl that he couldn't have long ago and now she's his new owner and he can't have her again. Will he walk away or swing for the fences?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Louder Than Words by yourbrowneyedgirl reviews
Sometimes, you can only show a person how much you love them. All Human. Set in late 1800's.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life's Lessons by Selene11 reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are two different people. One is an achiever and a certified leader while the other is a rebel and a school junkie. Witness as they grow, learn and experience what life is together. This is their story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,493 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Waiting For Dr Right by vickitori303 reviews
Bella works at a child care center and Edward is the single dad she falls in love with
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,703 - Reviews: 3409 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Troved by forthright reviews
AU. Everyone knows that a hanyou comes from the union of a human and a youkai. In this case, the union of a human and a youkai is brought about by a hanyou. Sesshoumaru x Kagome. Valentine's Day Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Prints Charming by crimsonmarie reviews
Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 177 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pond by ShinySewage reviews
Bella Swan is an 18 year old indentured servant in the 16th century. She is sold to the mysterious and wealthy Cullen family. What does she find out about them? and how will she and her new master Edward Cullen get along? OOC.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,666 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Christmas Surprise by Nollie Marie reviews
Dr. Masen would much rather be drinking at the party but instead he's playing Santa Claus. Things beginning to look up when a beautiful nurse sits on his lap and tells him what a naughty girl she's been. AH, Holiday-Lemons, co-written with Jayeliwood
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Guardian by peachylicious reviews
Edward was a relentless killing machine, sucking the lives out of everyone in his path, until he met a boy named Charlie. Now that Charlie has a family of his own, Edward vows to watch over his daughter, Bella. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Everyday Love by Priestess Skye reviews
Based on the picture series by Youkai Yume. Love is expressed in a myriad of ways. Sesshoumaru and Kagome grow and develop in their relationship with each other. Series of interconnected one shots. Sess/Kag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,726 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Impeccable by forthright reviews
AU. Kagome is stunned to learn that she has inherited a sizable fortune, a Japanese estate, and an indentured youkai. She's the unlikely heiress, and Sesshoumaru is the perfect butler. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,356 - Reviews: 3332 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Scandal in the Infield-ON HIATUS by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
I felt her move against me, making me groan. She giggled. "How long have you been awake?" She laughed and turned around to face me. "Not long, but I didn't want to disrupt you from molesting me." I shook my head rolling, my eyes. She wanted molesting? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,781 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3969 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Clandestine by Annilaia reviews
Edward, home for the summer takes a job teaching piano to a young Swan girl. When he falls in love for the oldest Swan daughter, Edward has to keep their relationship a secret, as he deals with his Mother, his cousin, and how much in love he is with Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
I want to redo my life by BellaWhitlock reviews
25 yr-old Bella Swan hasn't been home in 6 yrs. Graduating from Dartmouth, she now works at Forks Community Hospital avoiding Doctor Edward Cullen, ex-husband. Married as teens, what went wrong? Can they love again? AU AH OOC Please read/review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,653 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Unethical Love by FreakyVampireChick reviews
Bella and Edward have lived next to each other for forever, they bump into each other and love blossoms, the problem? Many... Bella falls, landing her in a COMA Edward at her side. Can the lovestruck Edward save Bella or will all be lost? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 71,773 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Out of the Blue by midnitesparkle17 reviews
-ALL HUMAN- Alice takes all of her friends to go camping with Jasper's friends. Edward meets Bella but Bella is not single What will Bella's Boyfriend do to make Bella leave him? Edward falls head over heels for Bella and it changes his life. BEING EDITED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,534 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5477 - Favs: 6,312 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Phoenix Blade: Time Lapse by Fenikkusuken reviews
COMPLETE. An AR riff on the anime. Rated for coarse language, violence and citrus. Kagome Higurashi, recent graduate of the Imperial Military Academy, finds all of her skills seriously tested when the Shikon Jewel summons her to the Sengoku Jidai.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 787,420 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Arrilian Island by Shelby Rae reviews
The Cullen's are living on a deserted island, find out about their adventures there. Sequel to Scarier than a Family of Vampires. Not the best of summaries. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,797 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Thousandfurs by RosieB reviews
COMPLETE Based on the little known Grimm fairytale. Princess Kagome is forced from her home and into the demon territories. Will Prince Inuyasha ever figure out who his new servant is? IK. New Chapter: Epilogue.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,342 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Isuzu by Ijin reviews
AU.OneShot. Kagome gets to know Inuyasha's older brother, who likes to sit behind a computer screen and on the whole is a weird guy. And somehow ends up liking him a lot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
My Only Salvation reviews
Bella Swan is 10 years old, living in London, and found out that she has leukimia since she was 7. On that day she meets Edward. 7 years later they meet again at Forks, but Edward hasn't change. B&E 1st FanFic, raiting might change 2 M.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,856 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008