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Joined 11-12-07, id: 1419700, Profile Updated: 05-25-10
Author has written 6 stories for Invader Zim, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

HI!!

Most of my currently posted stories are crap, and since I've been working on my novel, I haven't had much time to write fanfiction.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Artemis Fowl, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Captain Holly Short of the LEP, Ms. Informed

Funny stuff to do!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

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Ms. Informed

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMG" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14077 - Favs: 8,877 - Follows: 8,452 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: BAGtR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,447 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Gaz, Skoodge] [Gretchen, Bill]
Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor 2 by Dramagirl007 reviews
This is a sequel to Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor, this time there is a new evil... or is it the same? NO SLASH, Yes spanks of kids and teenagers. Don't like it? Don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 116 - Words: 169,059 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Never Again by FoschiaFreak-17 reviews
Harry and Luna were more alike than they know. What happens when a wish is answered and they find each other? Never again will they feel alone. After GoF. HPLL. AU Re-write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Halliwell a Destiny Revealed by mudbloodpotter05 reviews
Harry Potter is about to learn the truth a truth that has been kept for many years, and one that will rock two worlds. This is my first attempt at a crossover and I hope you like it. Harry Potter/Charmed crossover. This story is now Complete!
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 272,821 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Learning to Be a Young Lady by ImmortalDarkness101 reviews
Alfred is accidentally turned into a ten-year-old girl by one of Arthur's spells, and nothing can be done to reverse it! How will Arthur handle raising Alfred a second time, as a girl?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,378 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - America, England/Britain
Harry Potter and the Autumn Swan by Lord Akiyama reviews
This version of the story has been aborted. It has been rebooted as "The Autumn Swan."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 309,519 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Cho C., Harry P. - Complete
Tales of Invader Potter and the Whitestone School by War292004 reviews
What happens when the characters of Harry Potter, Invader Zim, and Tales of Symphonia come together and end up in the same school for a year? Total insanity, the staple of ToIPatWS! Hundreds of misadventures await within these freshly edited chapters!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,242 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Stranded by Ranekaera reviews
The Irken counsel want Zim back on Irk for a trial over his wrongdoings, but Zim won't go. His mission is too important. So what does he do? He clings to a human and insists he be stranded rather than dragged home and killed! possible OCR PLEASE REVIEW!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,796 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Zim - Complete
Texas' Letters to the world by zelda03 reviews
Well, everyone else was doin' one so I though 'Why not' xD So anyways Write some letters to Texas! WHOO
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 14,908 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010
The Spirit of Life by TailsMoon reviews
So Ed's Dad isn't fully human, what happens if Ed inhereted the non-human side, but it morphed into an ability? How does Ed deal with it, and how does Al deal with Ed?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,166 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
The Prince by shrinkingxviolet reviews
Princess Bubblegum had a brief relationship with the Ice King thirteen years ago, which resulted in Finn being born.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Finn
A Swelling Heart by KittySkywalker reviews
Its been over sixty years since the end of the last World War. Its been over twenty years since Gilbert re-unified with Ludwig. At the moment though, all he can manage to care about his what others think of his dear baby brother. Loving fluff ahead.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Romano is not Rome's favorite grandchild. He is not Veneziano. But maybe he's blowing this a bit out of perspective; after all, he doesn't know how Rome actually felt about him also known as the fic where we find out how Rome felt about Romano . gen fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Ancient Rome, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Wake by SakuraLetters
After all, that which does not end you only makes you stronger. OnesidedRusAme? OC!States, OC!North America, references to Native!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - America, Russia
Hard Times and Strange Minds by Car reviews
"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
Bonds of a Forced Marriage by Velirae.1245 reviews
Elizabeth is voted Pirate King by Jack Sparrow. Yet, when she finds out that she must marry Jack in order to become Pirate King, or the EITC will succeed, she relents. Will she ever learn to love him, or will she always see their bond as unfortunate? JE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,911 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Hetalia My Little One by Punk102 reviews
Latvia Wets The Bed And Now Must Be Treated Like A baby By Russia. Diaper/Baby Fetish M For Later Chap.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Latvia, Russia
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Noticing by lalalatala reviews
When Edwards asks Winry to a ball, Winry takes the opportunity to finally get Edward to notice her as more than friends.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,815 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Son of Flame by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
Years ago Roy and Riza had to give up their son Edward in order to protect him to some old and trusted friends.Years later they meet him again as the Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric. ON HIATUS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,733 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward E.
Lullaby for a Stormy Night by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
Songfic, one-shot/ficlet; England comforts a crying colonial America on a stormy night with a lullaby. song: "Lullaby for a Stormy Night" by Vienna Teng ... Pure cuteness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Father's Day by ponytail30527 reviews
It's Father's Day at Central Park Zoo, but things go from bad to worse when secrets are revealed and Dr. Blowhole enters the situation! Rated T for violence. Completed!
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
Warrior From The Stars II by Invader Phoebe reviews
Second part of the WFTS trilogy is finnaly up and running check out this cool ZAGR fic, please Read and Review, bye! on hiatus
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Zim, Gaz
of bets and bedtimes by Ellia-chan reviews
what happens when ed makes a bet with mustang and loses? not yaoi. parental
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,680 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Lizzie's Little Secret by dawnrochelle reviews
When Bella's cousin comes to visit her, she is shocked to find out that Elizabeth, more commonly known as Lizzie, knows instantly that she is a vampire. How? Lizzie is a witch of course. Im bad at summaries
Crossover - Charmed & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Elizabeth
Different plans by Fungi Fulton reviews
James and Lily never died. Harry's got a twin. Everyone thinks that Max is the Boy-Who-Lived.Everyone except our beloved Potion Professor. What will he do when he sees how Harry is treated at the Dursley's?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 72 - Words: 75,069 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Milia Legionis: Aura and Zenchi by Magui90 reviews
Those who have read my FHTI2, here's a compelling story of Zim's parents. How they stopped the Thousand Armada all those years ago, and how they fell in love through tragedy. AU and OOC a bit a lot lol.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,880 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Zim - Complete
In Short Supply by ckret2 reviews
When Purple discovers that the gap between the tall and short Irkens is widening, he fears the worst, the division of the Irken race. But as Red denies that anything's wrong, he resorts to filling that gap himself. With Zim's help. ZAPR, mpreg.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,731 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Zim, Purple
New Zim: Now with Less Green! by Tallest Phoenix reviews
Zim has begun to notice that his disguise is failing. He uses a machine invented by Prof. Membrane to turn himself and Gir human, supposedly temporarily, as a better disguise with unexpected results.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,896 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Dad Promised by JoeMerl reviews
Dib stays up, hoping his father will come home like he promised. In another time, a boy called Mem does the same thing. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Dib, Prof. Membrane, Gretchen, OC - Complete
Through Stormy Weather by Rayeli reviews
King Julien had no idea what he'd gotten himself into the moment he took in Mort. Drabble, fluffy Julien/Mort
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Published: 6/7/2009
All My Balloons are Popping by Myriad Lapse reviews
It's HI Skool, and Dib is discouraged from exposing Zim. This new girl seems to believe him, though. Maybe she can help Dib, or is she here to help Zim? DibxOCxZim cute GIRxOC drabble, slight ZAGR Zim/GIR , T for language and big words.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Dib, Zim
Because You're Mine by Ms. Padfoot reviews
Harry is rescued from the Dursley's by Severus Snape. What he tells Harry leaves him stunned. Who is my father?...I am. Not all is as it was believed to be. Who really is meant to be the 'Saviour of the Wizarding World? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 611,455 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mother's Day Doom by JoeMerl reviews
A short, melancholy Mother's Day poem. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Zim - Complete
Angel by b-cullen1918 reviews
When Carlisle Cullen was changed know one realised he left something very precious behind...his daughter Isabella Cullen. BXE to come.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Endorsements of the Doomed by JoeMerl reviews
Obama is an alien, Red is running against Purple, and Dib endorses Kucinich! All this and more in this bizarre collection of 2008 U.S. presidential election stories. Non-partisan humor. Final chapter: Inauguration Day! With robots.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Concrete Angel by Sufferingzombie reviews
Songfic Oneshots. First up: Concrete Angel starring Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Naruto U.
Nothing Like the Truth by Twisted Trans-Sister reviews
Dib and Tak meet unexpectedly to talk about what really is wrong with Zim. Slight ZADR/ TADR
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Dib, Tak - Complete
Baby Teacher by Professor Evans reviews
What happens when a spell goes wrong in transfiguration and leaves poor professor McGonagall a New born baby? Harry and Hermione step forward and offer to take care of her until a cure is found, but will a cure ever be found? HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,001 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Pie of Surprise by Very Swampeh reviews
A day alone with Edward at home takes a surprising turn when Winry takes a bite of her pie and finds something unexpected inside. It's not just the pie that's fluffy in here, folks. One-shot, EdWin, post-manga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Tallest Zak by chicky.licky reviews
When Chunk launches a spit ball at Zim and it gets lodged in his PAK, it sets off an odd reaction...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,533 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Zim
A Blast from the Past by R. L. Ravenclaw reviews
It has been years since he saw her and now she's back in his life again. Will the flames reignite or will the go their separate ways and never see each other for as long as they live? Robb Kidd books. Sparrabella all the way!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Arabella S.
On Eagles' Wings by Ankaara666 reviews
When Zim finds the family he's never known, war will wage against evil. Can Zim and his newfound family survive the battles? Zim's POV, OCxOC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Zim
Whelp II The Wrath of Snape by jharad17 reviews
Soon after rescuing his 7yearold son, Harry, from the abusive Dursleys, Snape starts his teaching career at Hogwarts.Harry finds more ways to surprise his father, and a school full of students. Snape'll have his hands full. Warn:violence,chld abse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,346 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dudley's Discovery by Ms-Figg reviews
Wanting to know what happened to his cousin Harry, Dudley Dursley sets out to find him, and in the process discovers something startling about himself. AU/AR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,344 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Deaged Potions Professor by Dramagirl007 reviews
This isn't HB related. Harry's in his sixth year and due to a major potions accident Severus turned into a baby. Dumbledore thinks only one student is capable of taking care of baby Severus and that would be our favorite boy who lived. NO SLASH Yes spanks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 99,905 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sickness Has Its Affects by megadoomingir reviews
ZiM's gotten sick! It's gotten so bad, that he's barely clinging to life itself. Is there an alternative to death? Or no way out? R&R or not, I'll post faster than you can say 'CHUCK!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Zim
Traitor by Boky reviews
THEY CANNOT FIND HIM!" Red said bashing his fist onto the table. "Zim is dangerous....Which is why we banished him to earth. If his sisters join him...." Purple stated. "We'll be slaughtered."
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,802 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Zim
Go The Distance by Teya Yashitoda reviews
How far would you go to stay with the person you love? Dib seems to be willing to cross the entire country and the stars to stay with Zim. But will Zim let him? ZADR, Rated T for now, OCs in later chapters. WIP
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,256 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Dib, Zim
The House by the River by Pepper and Nut reviews
/Nut/ A songfic to Mary's Song by Taylor Swift about Harry and Luna. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Truth's Irony by Gir obsesser reviews
Insanity, or a whole new logic? The truth is revealed. Zim has been told by his leaders that his life is a sham... but his response is anything but expected. The question is, has the small Irken finally cracked... or is he ingenious? Invader Zim is JV's.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Zim, Red - Complete
Unknown666 by xXxBloodyTearsxXx reviews
Ever since she could remember, She's been hated. But when one Irken Invader to earth, he changes her entire life, from painful to...happy? First story Zimxoc ocxoc Reviews please! No flames! I'm starting this story up again YAY!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,022 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Zim
Three Hundred by mbulsht reviews
We fight. It is what we were trained to do. What we were born to do. We seek vengence for unforgivable sins, and for the heat of battle. We shall never forgive, nor shall we forget. We are Three-Hundred. Death be to the Tallest, and all they stand for.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,816 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Invader Zim Cast in Know Your Stars by Invader BeckyandClad reviews
Zim and friends in know your stars where they are driven mad by the lies and half truths. Review.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2008
Homosuperiority by MzViolet reviews
Zim proves to the human race that he is SO much better than the rest of the planet by......coming out of the closet? Onnie.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Zim - Complete
Daddy Blik by Irk The Waffle reviews
Now there's a phrase you don't expect... after Katilda announces her pregnancy, Blik isn't quite sure how to react to the situation. Mr. Blik? A father? How could THAT possibly work? Blik x Katilda, obviously
Catscratch - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Babysitter Zim by spklvr reviews
Gaz tricks Zim into babysitting. This can't end well... Zadr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Serina Sanchez: Dora the Blind Explorer by star3catcher reviews
My comedy act about Dora the Explorer. Long live Dane Cook!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Any Ouran High School Story Requests? by FrozenRedRose reviews
any thing
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Staring Contest by ZombieParade reviews
Just an innocent little scrabble-oneshot about Nny and Squee having a staring contest. Not very long but it's cute. OOC-ness
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Pre Wedding Jitters by thewolfinskarro reviews
Usually on her wedding day, the bride is the one to get prewedding jitters, but no one has ever considered the groom's feelings. Total Raikimness! Also OmiOC. Oneshot.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
Strays by Irk The Waffle reviews
After a particularly violent tongue lashing from Blik, Waffle flees into the woods and meets someone who just might know a thing or two about his ancestry... Complete. T for death, violence, and general nastiness.
Catscratch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Dementia by Skitts reviews
Zim and Alice talk. :crack'd oneshot: Because everybody's mad in Wonderland.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Zim - Complete
Red Queen by Dr-Lovekill reviews
When Dib learns the truth about evolution, and our inevitable selfextinction, will he still want to save the earth? Sciencebased. Zim sounds alot like Ian Malcom in this one. Please R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Dib, Zim
Dib's Worst Nightmare by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Has Dib fallen into the worst possible situation? Is he really trapped on the Massive, with Red and Purple claiming to be his parents? It SEEMS like a ZADR RAPR story... but is it?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Dib, Zim, Red, Purple - Complete
Choices by Elie Rou reviews
Zim comes to terms with a few human concepts.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Cooties by Bitch Slap Love reviews
On Dib’s sixth birthday he gets an unexpected surprise. Slight!ZaDR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
true invaders by cyber dragoness master reviews
the tallest are out to make fun of zim but will it be them who gets it in the end
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Zim, Gaz
Tangle with Death by Dude13 reviews
In this world, there are perhaps few places more extraordinarily harsh and unforgiving than the kitchen...[Oneshot]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Frankie, Mac - Complete
White Demon by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Oneshot. Comes after Green Angel and Red Eyes. After Zim's experience with the hyuman child, several things have changed, but Dib refuses to believe things with the alien can be different.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
I'm Too Sexy by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
What does Zim plus happy juice plus insane singing about being sexy equal? A whole lot of vomiting children.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
babysitting blues by Zimfreak8 reviews
Dib accidentally turn's Zim into a Smeet.Now he is forced to care for his worst enemy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Dib, Zim
Hybrid by Tapangwa reviews
Sequel to New World, New Rules. what happens when Deb and Tam have a kid of there own. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005
Strong Enough by Maiden of the Moon reviews
I am strong enough to stand alone . . . but there is strength in numbers. [ZADR, rated for language and implied slash.]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Zim, Dib - Complete
New World, New Rules by Tapangwa reviews
COMPLETE! rated for later chapter. using a machine Zim made, Dib and Zim get transported into another dimension where everyone or almost is a different gender. ZaDr and Femmeslash
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,005 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Dude Looks Like A Lady by Terra Evans reviews
[AU Yr 5] To protect Harry from Voldemort, Dumbledore disguises him as Snape's unknown daughter. Add in Zabini, Malfoy, the Gryffindors and mix well. The result? Utter confusion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P.
More Than You Think You Are by ShanniC reviews
Severitus Challenge What if Harry was born a girl? What if Snape was her father? What if her mother could come back to her? HarriDraco, LilySeverus, and RonHerm. A female Harry Potter? You know you wanna read it! Not compatible after Book 4!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,611 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
NWNR side story: trading mates by Tapangwa reviews
a random little side story i wrote. for Capra hircus. the title should say all that needs to be said! rated M just to be safe
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2005
A Room With a Mousse by The Maine Coon Cat reviews
Zim suddenly finds himself wed to a sweet, but totally incompetent Irken girl. The result? Chaos.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Quifosenkis by ckret2 reviews
A story about a deadly disease. 'Nuff said. If you haven't been reading this, don't start now. I'm not finishing this, but keeping it posted for posterity.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Complete
The Insanity We Call TV by Kippixin reviews
Dib and ZIM watch children's shows. Each chapter will be a different show. Updated! Chapter 2: Dora The ... Irken.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003
Real family, real home by Blaze-Breeze reviews
First fanfic! Not real angst just a hopeless piece of fluff, Zim/Gir I guess but NOT a romance! Please r/r ^_^
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2002
Weird by Iced Raspberry reviews
It's Gaz's sixteenth birthday, and a special gift comes from where she'd least expect it, helping her to make friends with it's giver. But will her brother's over-worrying make her life fall apart? ZAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2002
Special Delivery by KidKourage reviews
After watching KidK's Mom mail countless letters to KidK at college, Gir gets the bright idea to put himself in the 'big blue box on the corner' and send himself to KidK! Needless to say, this causes quite a stir...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2002
Kryptonite by Leftomaniac reviews
Starts out a little angsty, but ends happily. It's, I nono, maybe a year or two in the future, and Zim is a very different person.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2001
The Almighty Smallest. by Ztarlight reviews
My first baby Zim fic! Since so many of you were a bit upset with the ending of Ch.2, I posted a third chapter. Hope you like!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2001 - Published: 9/20/2001
In The Ashes by Ztarlight reviews
A morning walk in the city permanately changes the way Zim looks at human society...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2001
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A Change of Pace reviews
What if Finland and Sweden hadn't been kicked out of the Americas? What if, instead of telling France and England about America, Sweden and Finland raised him as their own child?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - America, Finland
Conversing with Kentucky reviews
Hey there! Yet another letter fic, this time Kentucky aka Kasey Jo Jones! Please send in your letters! I own nothing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
Americanica reviews
Martha Washington and Alfred have a chat, and Mrs. Washington makes a prediction about the end of the war. Set in the American Revolution. ALL CHARACTERS ARE MOST LIKELY OOC. GENRES ONLY KINDA FIT. I own nothing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A late Mother's Day fic reviews
I DON'T OWN! A Sorta preview of a future fic I may or may not post. First POV Professor Membrain, the Gaz, then Dib, then ZiM.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Prof. Membrane, Gaz - Complete
IT reviews
As a smeet, Zim was QUITE different than the Zim we know today... This is his story; of a terrible disease called IT. Read and Review or regret it forever... ON HIATUS FOREVER
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Zim, Tak
Vortian Whiskey Lullaby reviews
First post! Read and Review please! A side fic to invaderzimfannumber1's series! I'm not to good at summarizing things so don't blame me! Rating for themes of suicide and Alcohol Abuse.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Zim, Skoodge - Complete
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