Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Pokémon.
Last updated: 3/18/08
Welcome, lovers of fanfiction! I'm Melody of the Storm, and this is my hide...I mean, uh, profile! Yeah, that's it. Profile.
Name: Melody of the Storm, aka Melody
Age: Too old for diapers, too young for retirement
Gender: Girl, as in fan.
Height: Bigger than a breadbox
Weight: Heavier than a feather
Location: United States
(Ha! Try and stalk me now!)
Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3
Books: Harry Potter, Inheritance Trilogy (which I recently learned is going to be renamed the Inheitance Saga. YAY FOURTH BOOK!)
Music: Anything but rap
TV show: Doctor Who
Cartoons: Xiaolin Showdown, Avatar: the last Airbender
Anime: Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Naruto
Video games: Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Harvest Moon
On the subject of:
Grammar: Sometimes, I will make mistakes. Everyone does. Don't point them out, I'll guarantee you I'll find them on my own.
Slash/Yaoi/Yuri: I will never write them, but will sometimes read certain pairings. I'm pretty religious.
Flames: ...meh...if you want.
Reviews: If you can spare five or ten minutes to read a chapter, then you can definitely spend 45 seconds reviewing. (see above: Flames)
Updating: I have a very busy life. I'll try to update one chapter a week, but please be patient if I don't.
Life: Golden Rule. Enough said.
Stuff that should be said:
If you have an unhealthy obsession with some sort of book or movie, add your name to the list, copy and paste this into your profile: Melody of the Storm (Pirates of the Caribbean! Can't imagine life without!)
If you are a dog person, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a cat person, copy and paste this into your profile.
(personally, I'm both!)
Things I or my friends have said:
"I have a hard time controlling my jazz hands." - Brittney
"Ugh, I hate seafood...Ooh, salmon!" - Riley
"Why are all of my friends COMPLETELY INSANE?"
"Because you are, too!"
"Oh...yeah." - Me, Micheal, Me
"I like the ceiling!" - Me
"You know what I love? CHICKEN LO MEIN!" - Me
"Come over to the Dark Side where there are cookies!"- Shannon
"TECHNO CHOCOLATE, do-do-do-do-do-do-do, TECHNO CHOCOLATE, do-do-do-do-do-do-do..." -Some random guy on the news
"The idea of Manifest Destiny is that, if you look here on the overhead, the United States would be spreading light to the rest of North America..."
"OMG, he's really Sartorius in disguise!" - My history teacher, Me
"And you can come, and she can come, and that little speck of dirt over there can come...call me!" - Mia
Awesome Quotes from my Band Teacher:
"Close is great with grenades, but not with music."
"I am God, but also not. One could say that I am God, Jr. I Can't Believe It's Not God. Diet God."
"Testing, one, two, three...I AM GOD." (playing around with the echo on the michrophone)
(tosses conducter's baton offstage, which hits a note on the bells) "That was an A flat, by the way."
Upcoming Stories or Updates:
PotC: Curse of the Self Insert: (Pirates of the Caribbean) Self-explanatory. Completed!
The Captain Who Tamed the Sea: (Pirates of the Caribbean) A quick Jack x Kate poem. Completed!
What's Dearest to a Man's Heart: (Pirates of the Caribbean) Sequel to Curse of the Self Insert. 4th chapter up!
Shadows of the Past, Warnings of the Future: (Pokemon) Second chapter up!
A Dreadful Bond, Yet Not So Easily Severed: (Pirates of the Caribbean) Sequel to What's Dearest to A Man's Heart. Coming Fall 2008 (hopefully).
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