Suzuki Yumi
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Joined 11-12-07, id: 1419805, Profile Updated: 07-05-10
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hello children!

Well I s'pose you would like to know a bit about me.

Appearance: Well, I have brown hair, its a little above shoulder-length and I'm AVERAGE weight. I'm not fat, but im not a skinny FREAK! My eyes switch between blue and green at random. Maybe when I'm mad at my mom they're my dad's eecolour (blue), and when I'm mad at my dad's they turn green! Wouldn't that be cool!?

Age: At the time I made this account and wrote all the stories, I was 14. I am now nearly 16.

Whereabouts: I live in a very small Canadian town that no one has, or will ever, hear of in any book or movie or ANYTHING.

Dislikes: I absolutely LOATHE people who pronounce things wrong, hyper dogs, and...and... chocolate skittles (Disgusting things).

Likes: My interests are reading, writing, anime and manga, drawing, psychiatry (i wanna be a psychiatrist when im older, help suicidal teens. damn teenagers.), singing, music in general, video games (final fantasy, uh huh), and eating.

Nicknames: I've been called Tim, Xavier, Ardeth, Rupert, Georgia, Dad, Zoey, Big Wac

Reasons I'm a Mental Case: My best friend is my cat, and I talk to it, go squirrel hunting with it, etcetera. O_o I listen to people's foot patterns and loudness on hardwood floors and memorize them. I know all the smells of my friends houses, because I go around smelling random objects. I'm obsessive compulsive (for example, if I touch something with on finger, I have to touch it with all the rest). I refer to my friend as mom (Ouran much?). And I laugh like: "Kyukkyukkyuk" or "Kehkehkeh" out loud. I make sound effects for EVERYTHING I do, and no one finds it weird anymore. I am an obsessive gambler (poker and blackjack). I stroke the spines of all my hardcover books to make them feel better. I READ my books to my mother's flowers to help them grow.

Bands I like(in order): Linkin Park, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Rise against, Billy Talent, Papa Roach, the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Good Charlotte, Within Temptation, Skillet, Incubus, Chiodos, Cinematic Sunrise, PANIC! At The Disco, Maximum The Hormone, Three Days Grace

Anime/Manga I've read/watched:

Fruits Basket (anime+manga), Gakuen Alice (anime+manga), Ouran High School Host Club (soem of anime, mainly manga), Naruto (watched all of show up to fillers, no shippuden. Read manga), Absolute Boyfriend (manga), Eureka Seven (anime+manga), Black Cat (manga), Fullmetal Alchemist (mainly manga, a bit of the anime), Love Hina (anime in japanese, the english dub is disgusting), Zero No Tsukaima (anime), Ef: A Tale of Memories (anime), Elfen Lied (anime+Manga), Rumbling Hearts (anime), Blood+ (anime), Minami-ke (anime), Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (anime), Tokyo Mew Mew (anime), Cardcaptor Sakura (anime and a bit of manga), Death Note (anime+manga), Case Closed (anime), Digimon (anime, all but the fifth season, it's stupid), Pokemon (anime, I watched it right up until they decided that Ash had to be voiced by a MAN, EW!), Sailor Moon (anime), Nagasarete Airantou (anime+manga), Chobits (manga), Shakugan no Shana (anime), Vampire Knight (anime)

Oh and my alter-ego is Picklez from the colab-file Picklez'n'cheez-luv


Favourite Naruto pairings:

- NarutoXSakura

- SasukeXSakura (but to a certain extent. In terms of the show, I stand by my Narusaku proudly)

- KibaXHinata (Well, not really, but I adore Kiba and can't see him with anyone BUT her)

- SaiXSasuke (I'm not a yaoi fangirl! shifty eyes no I'm serious)

- SasukeXKarin (only in show/manga, not fanfics)

- KakashiXRin

- TsunadeXJiraiya (well of course!)

- LeeXSakura (oooh Sakura that lucky woman)


- RockLeeXANYONE (seriously,who DOESN'T wanna be with that sexy beast of a man?)

- ShikamaruXTemari (Sure one of my OC's is with Shika but I still strongly stand by ShikaTema)

- NejiXTenten (lol even though I still view him as a gay train conductor)

I go through phases where I like one quote alot... and here's a few -

" sure have a large forehead. Makes me want to lick it." - Sasuke

"Let's take a gander at your fridge." - Me

"Shut, the hell up, you fuzzbag." - Sasuke (naruto abridged)

"Stop it right there Gaara... of the funk!" - Naruto (naruto abridged)

"Shall we kick him until he gets up?" - Shikamaru (in the manga)

"Let Riku go! Give him back his heart!" - Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

(Rikku dies) "Just a scratch." - Paine (Final Fantasy X-2)

"Remember, date your mom." - Amy

"Stop being a wimp and go live with your mom" - Sabrina

"You were loved by many and hated by more" - Me

"And the armadillo realized it wasn't like other volleyball players..." - Me

"Hey Mikuru, why the long face? Is some old geezer stalking you again, or did your doctor tell you you have athlete's foot?" - Some random person on Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

"There are many things you can take from a man, but three you can't take are his beer, his whiskey, and his gummi bears" -My dad

"You know, when you're fat, you're fat." "Oh My God You're right!" Conversation between me and my friend Amy

"I'm gonna kill you, then I'm gonna throw things at your dead body, and you won't even notice, 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE DEAD!" - Me playing Fable, the greatest X-Box game of all time

What I plan to write in the future:

Naruto -

NarutoXOC Because no one does OC's with the happy characters, and Naruto has WHISKERS!

SakuraXOC Hate Sakura, but I love writing guy's POV's

Gakuen Alice -

HotaruXRuka Because blackmail is a sign of love

MikanXNatsume We all know about it

Permy(what's her real name?)XOC I don't think permy gets enough credit in this anime/manga

Fruits Basket -

YukiXOC Yuki was too good for the girl he ended up with

HatsuharuXOC Because I hate Rin with a vengeance

KyoXOC Because I hate Tohru even more than I hate Rin

AkitoXOC Akito's just misunderstood... :(

This is my favourite poem ever, and I know it off by heart:

I was angry with my friend:

I told my wrath, my wrath did end.

I was angry with my foe:

I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I watered it in fears,

Night and morning with my tears;

And I sunnèd it with smiles,

And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,

Till it bore an apple bright;

And my foe beheld it shine,

And he knew that it was mine,

And into my garden stole,

When the night had veiled the pole:

In the morning glad I see

My foe outstretched beneath the tree.

- A Poison Tree, by William Blake

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Mother is the Name for God for All Children by PainfulXMemories reviews
Sakura was left with two bundles of 'joy' in her arms. Sasuke denounced all three and lived his life alongside his bride Karin who is worthy of the Uchiha name. This story chronicles the life of Haruno Sakura, and her children Taro and Amarante.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 75,843 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lances Of Doom by Picklez'n'cheez-luv reviews
Two best friends Sabrina and Kimber have moved to Japan and are attending Ouran High School. They already knew they were a few snails short of a bucket, but what mishaps will happen after the Host Club gets involved? HikaruXOCKaoruXOC. No spoilers,we hope
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,277 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
The Perfectionist and the Painter by Clutterbilly67 reviews
Sasuke tries to be perfect in every aspect of his life and the new guy Sai turns Sasuke's world upside down. Will love bloom or will disaster strike? Yaoi SasukexSai. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,896 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
Kittens Don't like Rain by YourAverageObsessiveGirl reviews
By some twist of fate Akiko ended up as Kakashi's teaching assitant. It's not the worst thing ever, but seeing as how Kakashi is also helping with a string of murders in Konoha, things could get intersting. KakashiXOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 75,938 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Kakashi H.
My Heart's Wish by OMG-its-a-pen reviews
Who would have thought running in front of a bullet would land me in an anime." Lila, or Maika, as she's now known, finds herself in the world of Ouran looking for love. Not a very good summary. hikaruxoc maybe kaoruxoc first two chapters are a tad boring
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,503 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hikaru H.
Powercords and Motorcycles by YourAverageObsessiveGirl reviews
Kurogane had never once thought that a simple blind date could cause so much chaos, but, then again, he didn't know who he was going out with. AU Kuro/Fai Sya/Sak Hideki/Chii Touya/Yukito Subaru/Kamui.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,254 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008
Arrhythmia by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
When desperate times call for desperate measures, Mikan has to steal Natsume's Alice on a mission turned nasty. But from that one moment of emergency neither of them will ever be quite the same again.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,639 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008
Affection Calls by Blue -Niagra reviews
5 chapters or maybe more about Natsume Hyuuga and Mikan Sakura's relationship with each other. The first chapter mainly revolves around how they get together. I guess the other four chapters will contain sex in them. I hope you enjoy!
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,734 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
Some things never change by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
What started with the polkadots turned out to be just the tip of a whole iceberg of pevertedness. Mikan X Natsume collection of shorts. VERY M-rated and lemony. NOT FOR MINORS. Extremely mixed content. TW: Rape, TW: underage sex TW: Abuse.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,696 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007
SecondGuess by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
The events that led me to the Sound College were caused by sasuke, no doubt about it, after he ran off, Naruto & I had to find him... Was there any other choice? But time is running out, and i have my Gaara to find as well... GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 103,388 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Gaara
The Fall by Deora reviews
It was how we were all man came to this damned hellish nightmare known as earth where angels were never suppose to touch ground unless God prohibited it, that is…until the fall. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,218 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
SecretKeeper by to-love-is-to-lie reviews
I'm Sorano. I'm also Socially Invisible. In the last 3 years the longest conversation I've had was over borrowing a pen. Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Sakura. they all had secrets... And the one girl who didn't want to know, found out. GaaraXoc AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 82,288 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: Zinn's Version by Mrs.Zirk
This is a collection of stories about Cloud Strife's life after the events of FFVII: Advent Children. It was mainly sparked from my dislike of Tifa, and after watching the movie I felt I had to alter the ending, finding Cloud a new love. CloudXOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,350 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Cloud S.
Dream of Randomness by YourAverageObsessiveGirl reviews
I once a had a dream like this. So, I edited it, made it more random, adn wrote it out. List of crossovers inside. This is pretty much a crackfic, so, read only if you can handle mental-caseyness.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Nightmares by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Natsume is used to having nightmares, but the worst one of all is the one he's ended up living, the one you can't wake up from and can't ever escape, not even with death. Rated for language and dark themes.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Natsume H. - Complete
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Final Struggle reviews
Sequel to Misery. SasukeXOC. Over the course of two years, Saki has been teaching at the academy and living a good life, but any one of her friends would say she is missing something, and that she could only be healed if that something came back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,247 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U.
Anamnesis reviews
Kiba just ran into her, gazed at her, and that was all it took. It sparked up her memory. The girl remembers Kiba from somewhere, and when they meet again in the chunin exams, she's determined to figure out why. KibaXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,480 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Kiba I.
Autumn reviews
Autumn is a girl that was sent to Konoha by her brother. She was sent there on a certain mission, that she must finish. Autumn falls in love with a fellow Ninja. Will she be able to complete her mission and return to her brother? ShikamaruXoc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
He is Fallin' reviews
RockLeeXSakura songfic. I know, most random couple ever. To the song "I've Just Seen a Face" from the musical "Across the Universe" it's also a Beatles song, but I used the musical lyrics, though there isn't much difference. Hope you like.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Kairi's Story reviews
My name is Kairi. I live on an island with my friend Sora, Riku, Tidus, Wakka, and Selphie. This is a story of our adventures. After the events of Kingdom Hearts I and II KairiXSora with a bit of KairiXRiku and SelphieXTidus
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
Misery reviews
Everyone in Saki's family except her sister and herself have died, and Saki finds her memories coming back to haunt her. When she hears a voice after getting her new team, she realizes that she is nothing like other ninja. SasukeXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,415 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete