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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and CSI: New York.

Hi, I'm Alice, I'm 18, I live in South Wales, Cardiff but am currently in Swansea university and I'm self confessed Harry Potter nerd. My favourite characters are Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks and Severus Snape. Feel free to review my fanfics and contact me about any queries or just because you want to chat :).

Favourite films: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Up, WALLE, Pride and Prejudice, Wallace and Gromit, The Dark Knight, Starter for Ten

Favourite TV programs: Doctor who, X-files, CSI (includes NCIS), West Wing, Scrubs, Ashes to Ashes, Sherlock, Holby City

Favourite books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Discworld books

Favourite colour: Green

Favourite music: I like a mixture of things, The Fratellis, The Killers, Matchbox 20, Kaiser Chiefs, The Cat Empire, Frank Sinatra, Paolo Nutini the list goes on and on...

What I desperately want at the moment: to meet David Tennant, to visit the Wizarding World of HP or Leavesden Studios, to go back to Iceland and to go to New Zealand.

Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

Pretend you can do magic.

Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm looking for the Room of Requirement!"

If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.

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You Better Go Now by Dietrich's Ghost reviews
Anna Bartkiewicz, a brilliant biomedical engineer, is presenting the results of her highly successful research project at the prestigious Strasbourg Conference. The evening becomes considerably more interesting when she notices her old acquaintance Henrik Hanssen in the audience... Multi-chapter (hopefully) intelligent smut with plot and fluff.
Holby City - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,983 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - H. Hanssen
The Kiss by Loxodonta-Magica reviews
How bittersweet to kiss the love of your life one last time, just before the Dementors get you with theirs...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by theDarkIsRising reviews
Oh dear...Hogwarts is putting on a play: Beauty and the Beast. Some how Hermione gets wrangled into being Beauty and through a few mishaps Remus must fill in as Beast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,342 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Christmas with the Grangers by Gildor reviews
Seeing each other for over two years Hermione invites a reluctant Snape to spend Christmas in her muggle home. But somebody has forgotten to tell their parents that they are bringing home a lover, and that he is older then them both. Humour, and situation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/28/2002 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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A War with a Twist reviews
Miss Granger if you'd stop prancing about and got on with it then maybe we'd be winning!" Hogwarts is at war... "Two against four in a snowball fight..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Arm yourself reviews
This year a new event will run at Hogwarts, we will be having a duelling competition!" Dumbledore announced with amusement. Amendments to grammar and the story have been made.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,071 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The student becomes the master reviews
What would you do if you were given the chance to switch roles with someone for the day? Hermione has just that choice to make, will she take up Snape's challenge and prove that she was right after all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Broken Promise reviews
His blue eyes searched the clearing as if he was looking for someone. "Hey Mac," a shy voice suddenly said. She broke the promise that she said she would always keep. Will Mac be able to forgive her this time after all that has happened in his life?
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Mac T., Stella B. - Complete
The shadow in the rain reviews
Many years had passed since the final battle but those years had been crueler to some than others. "Amidst the sheets of rain sits a solemn figure and his dog."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Guardian Angel reviews
Songfic for Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. He watched her silently sitting by the lake side. She had been like this for nearly an hour now, staring vacantly, her eyes never straying far from the choppy water in front of her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
If You're Gone reviews
A songfic for Matchbox Twenty's "If You're Gone". She is finally leaving after all he has done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Yesterday reviews
Memories of their last day together plagued her mind, and once again she found herself thinking about that fateful day. A one shot in the form of a poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Home reviews
The house seemed forgotten amongst the pristine, well kept houses that surrounded it. The owner was a mysterious man who seemed to wear only black.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Severus S. - Complete