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Hi, I'm Alice, I'm 18, I live in South Wales, Cardiff but am currently in Swansea university and I'm self confessed Harry Potter nerd. My favourite characters are Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks and Severus Snape. Feel free to review my fanfics and contact me about any queries or just because you want to chat :).
Favourite films: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Up, WALLE, Pride and Prejudice, Wallace and Gromit, The Dark Knight, Starter for Ten
Favourite TV programs: Doctor who, X-files, CSI (includes NCIS), West Wing, Scrubs, Ashes to Ashes, Sherlock, Holby City
Favourite books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, The Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Discworld books
Favourite colour: Green
Favourite music: I like a mixture of things, The Fratellis, The Killers, Matchbox 20, Kaiser Chiefs, The Cat Empire, Frank Sinatra, Paolo Nutini the list goes on and on...
What I desperately want at the moment: to meet David Tennant, to visit the Wizarding World of HP or Leavesden Studios, to go back to Iceland and to go to New Zealand.
Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter
Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.
Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.
Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.
Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.
Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.
Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.
...refuse to explain what a thestral is.
Pretend you can do magic.
Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.
Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.
Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"
Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.
If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.
Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm looking for the Room of Requirement!"
If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.
Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.
Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.
Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.
Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"
Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.
Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.
If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.
Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.
Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.
Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?
When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.
When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.
While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.
On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.
In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.
Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.
Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.
Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.
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