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Joined 11-13-07, id: 1420287, Profile Updated: 06-02-09

I'm a 16 year old girl with lots and lots of time to waste.

I try to be classy, encouraging, and helpful in my reviews but sometimes my inner fangirl just bursts out.

I usually only review when I have something good to say, but sometimes I just HAVE to tell someone what I didn't like about their fic.

I find commenting on other people's works to be a much better use of my time than actually writing anything.

I love basically any yaoi/slash pairing.

I don't like many het pairings but I make exceptions.

I like different stories from anime/manga, games, books, movies, etc.

My favorites are The Matrix, AVP, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, One Piece, Yu Yu Hakusho, Transformers, Chronicles of Narnia, and others.

I HATE HATE HATE HATE Mary Sues. And bad plots. I like things to have a nice pace and stay on topic.

I love finding good stories in neglected fandoms.

And remember:

The only thing better than an awesome fic...

is a Sequel.

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Your Daily Caffeine Fix by Lovebites and Popcorn reviews
It all starts with Axel and Cloud working at the local coffee bar. Their boss is an ass and they get their fair share of nasty customers. Throw in a handful of new co-workers and a few gorgeous regulars and what do you get? — AkuRoku, Cleon, Zemyx, SoRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,649 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/24/2008 - [Axel, Roxas] [Riku, Sora]
Unexpected emotions by Tennoda reviews
After recovering from his injuries, Scar returns to earth on a hunting trip and, surprise surprise, runs into Lex. Will there be love hanging in the air or skinned bodies?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,977 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Scar, Lex
The Violet Room by Sarehptar reviews
While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 236,779 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Demyx, Zexion] Ienzo
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Scar, friend or foe PII by BlueBastard reviews
Lex has been accepted into the Clan by Scar and a small group. But back in the mothership is another story. Can she survive long enough to prove her worth? What exactly is she to Scar? Friends, or something more...? Part II of Scar, Friend or Foe
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,983 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Lex, Scar
Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Blue Moon by WasabiLemon reviews
Sora, a recently chosen slayer with a knack for running into trouble, finds himself growing closer to the gifted vampire Riku and the rest of his family, despite their unsavory tendencies; however, his association with the powerful vampiric bloodline eventually draws the ire of the ancient organization that dominates vampiric conduct...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 182,233 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Riku, Sora
Lost and Found by Edward the spiderqueen reviews
Yoh's been on the run from the X-laws all his life. Hao's been having dreams for as long as he can remember about a boy who's face he never sees. What happens when they meet? sort of AU, yaoi, twincest, swearing, violence.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,540 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hao A., Yoh A.
Stupid Face by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
Watanuki decides to take a different approach to dealing with his mortal nemesis. Doumeki/Watanuki
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,163 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Sparks by MuzaiandYuuzai reviews
By the hand of Megatron the savior of the world is killed, but All Spark has never been one to give up that easily. A Movieverse tale with violence, mature themes and slash. Bee/Sam. Editing has been finished.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,228 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee - Complete
Homecoming Hill by TreeStar reviews
ZoLu.Winner of 10 awards: Best AU, Drama. In a mansion with a long bloody history, countless vanished people are trapped. Inside, Luffy is a feared yet traumatized outcast, a war is waging on 2 fronts, their time is running out, and now Zoro's moving in.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,662 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Zoro, Luffy
Beautiful Vulcan by T'Key'la reviews
This isn't my fault - passionfornight asked if I had ever written or would consider writing a Pretty Woman/Star Trek story. This has been percolating ever since. Featuring rent-boy Spock, and Kirk - the man who falls in love with him. AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,053 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Asylum by The Smiling Shadow reviews
They're not Neo and Smith. They're Thomas and John. And they are insane. They've spent 5 years in an asylum, together in their white room. Trying to remember what happened to them. Putting it all together. Did it all really happen?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
Warnings in my eyes by Urikol reviews
Canada has lost against Russia in battle, What will Russia do to him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,303 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Canada, Russia
Three way split by smounged1989 reviews
Sam, Mikaela, and Will are in for a surprise when they find out that they are each 1/3 of the AllSpark. How will they deal and what changes will they go through. At least pairings that I can think off so far. SamxBee of course.Mikaela/Jazz,Will/Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,006 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
AvP: Sacrifice by Tortugita reviews
One year after the Antarctic incident, Lex leads a new group through ancient tombs in Africa when one by one her team begins to vanish and she finds herself face to face with not only familiar hissing aliens, but a certain hunter as well. Lex/Scar
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,594 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Fighting Gravity by Ellcrys reviews
When Spock left Starfleet after the encounter with Nero, Jim thought he'd lost his chance at their destined friendship. Upon returning to Earth, he discovers that Spock lost far more. Jim's willing to fight for their future, if Spock will let him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,380 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
Dance with the Devil by Morgan O'Conner reviews
Sam risked his life to save the world, and he held the Allspark as it was destroyed. He never considered the consequences such an action would have on him later. Sam/Bumblebee , Mikaela/Barricade *Important Note, Please read!*
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,773 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W.
Fairy Bells by Aria6 reviews
Axel goes out to buy porn and ends up with something he did not expect... his very own fairy sex pet! How can tiny fairies be a sexual pet? Well, there are enhancements... Axel/Roxas, please read and review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,666 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bound Together by Fragile Dreams, Prev Untitled by Cima1305 reviews
CONTAINS SLASH and dark themes! a VERY AU story based on movies and books. what if the four pevensies were native narnians, in a time when all of Narnia was under the oppressive rule of the Telmarines? Peter/Caspian, Peter/Miraz
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 193,877 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
A Very Foul Mouthed Recap by The Recapper of Badassery reviews
A recap of the first Jurassic Park movie. Is it accurate? BARELY. Is it fun? I HOPE SO. Is it safe-for-work? NOT UNLESS YOU'RE A SAILOR. Will it kill about an hour of your time? PROBABLY. Do you have that kind of time to waste? YES.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,278 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Complete
When an enemy becomes a friend by IluthraDanar reviews
I didn't like Scar dying so in my story, he doesn't. Lex hitches a ride on his ship. A friendship is born. This may go on for a few chapters, not sure how long it will be. Reviews accepted graciously.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,456 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Bus Tickets by Sabaku No Natsuo reviews
Traveling by bus can have it's perks. For example, a thin blond boy attaching himself to you...eventual KuroFai
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,220 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kurogane, Fai
Most Precious by Surreysmum reviews
A youthful Aragorn as Thorongil meets Legolas for the first time in the clutches of a dreaded enemy, and they form a bond as they work together to escape. Legolas/Aragorn slash; earns its "M" rating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Red String by the pink striper reviews
When Stan Marsh decides that he wants more out of his super best friendship with Kyle Broflovski, a lovesick Kyle has no choice but to accept. Now Kyle has two years or less to convince Stan to love him back. If only things were that simple.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,599 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Experiences by Ithilas reviews
MovieVerse The Decepticons found the Witwicky family when Sam was only eight. What kind of life do you live when you've been raised by an Autobot named Bumblebee?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,706 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sam Witwicky, Bumblebee
Lie Like You Mean It by Mthaytr reviews
The line between black and white fades as Axel, a morally questionable assassin with an aversion to truth in all its many forms, finds Roxas, and betrayal is the least of the evils committed in service of the ultimate good. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,857 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Too Useful To Waste by LittleMewLugia reviews
Both the Autobots and the Decepticons know how resourceful and inventive Sam Witwicky was. When Soundwave finds him dying after a battle, he wonders if he has a way to save Sam so his skills are not lost.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,712 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
The Fine Line by N.H. Arawn reviews
Love and hate are said to be the same emotion, so what does it take for Allen and Kanda to stop hating and start doing something else? And once the line has been crossed, what are the repercussions? AreKan and Yulllen, Lucky, OC.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 103 - Words: 667,350 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
The Plunge by Ryo314 reviews
An accident brings Perry and JD closer...a lot closer.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,171 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
RUMBLE! 2: Orbis Run by TreeStar reviews
ZoLu. Take Luffy who's not coping or feeling well, 1 concerned Zoro, 1 new confusing relationship, 1 overprotective Ace, 6 confused Nakama, 1 whole new island chain, 1 warning in a Magic Mirror, 3 wishes, and maybe the end of the world. Sequel to RUMBLE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 215 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Luffy, Zoro
Too Strong A God by Aki-Chan04 reviews
Percy and Nico have discovered that they like each other, but just as their relationship begins to form there is an attack at Camp Half-Blood. Percy must now embark on a quest to rescue Nico from the Underworld. Note: Contains male/male content. Complete.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,061 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
The Fellowship of Random Parodyness by FrescaPower reviews
When Galadriel accidentally sends all the movie scripts through a paper shredder, the characters must improvise. Randomness ensues. A parody of the Fellowship of the Ring. NOW COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Inertia Creeps by risokura reviews
Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,002 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Yaoi Note by SwirlyDragonfly reviews
A parody what if it were a Yaoi note instead of a death notethis fic is based off of Taymeho's DA and is also a crossover fic there will be mildly graphic yaoi in later chapters, no like no read
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,199 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Light Y., L
Reverse by RamaLlama reviews
Roxas just wanted a sea-salt ice cream. He didn't plan on dying. And he definitely didn't plan on having his life rewinded like a cassette tape. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,767 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Peer Edit by NoirRouge reviews
Kurapika is an author with a sudden fame boost, Leorio is a doctor for teenage cancer patients, Gon has cancer, and Killua is the heir to a multi million dollar buisness. This is supposed to be funny? AU KuraxLeo GonxKillua
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,592 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Complete
Misspoken by ZaKai reviews
During an argument, Ed says something that makes Roy wonder what his subordinate really thinks of him. :Shounen ai, Challenge Story: COMPLETE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,390 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Flowers in Winter by lil bishi hunter reviews
Smoker is a lonley cop who is given a rare flower. From the flower is born a small man with black hair and firey eyes. SmokerXAce lurve. dont like yaoi? move along.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Smoker
Scar, Friend or Foe? by BlueBastard reviews
Lex and Scar run into eachother during the Hunt, Lex departing with Scar's mask in her possession. The darkness hides more than it reveals. The mask that should've killed Lex changes her instead. Will anger or forgiveness drive Scar's hand?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,523 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Subtle Threat by Solain Rhyo reviews
Reunited with the predators she can't remember, Lex must evade Reed's wrath while struggling to recall just what happened on Bouvetoya. Follows Sacrifice Theory. Rating to go up.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,172 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Lex, Scar
Sentimental Thrill by Sealink reviews
Lex finds herself six months out from the incident in Antarctica, when Scar comes back. Sequel to Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo giftfic. PWP, oneshot. Rated for sexual situations.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Complete
Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo reviews
Sequel to Surviving This. In the aftermath of the the pyramid, Lex finds herself on another hunt, and must prove her worth not only to the predators, but to herself as well. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,326 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
The enemy of my enemy by Tashilover reviews
What would've happen if that bomb at the pyramid exploded prematurely? BONUS CHAPTER!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Complete
My Anderson by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Smith wants everything. Everything. And he wants Neo to give it to him. SMITH NEO ROMANCE
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Smith, A., Neo