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Joined 11-13-07, id: 1420317, Profile Updated: 01-02-24
Author has written 54 stories for Naruto, Mario, Final Fantasy VII, Pokémon, Final Fantasy I-VI, Chocobo series, Alpha Centauri, World of Darkness, Civilization Series, Doctor Who, Sunless Sea, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Stardew Valley, Darkest Dungeon, Zoo Tycoon, Shadowrun, Final Fantasy XIV, Misc. Books, Cthulhu Mythos, and Chronicles of Narnia.

Welcome to my profile! If you are here because of a review and have any comments, questions or complaints, just PM me. Or if you prefer Discord, I'm brilliantdelusion.

I'm also on Archive Of Our Own, with the pseud ChocolateTeapot. I've got a few more stories there that do not fit this site's policy.

About My Writing

When I write, I do it for my own enjoyment, about what I like and when I feel like it. I only to put up stories that I feel are the best I can do with the idea. Although once they are up, they're up. I'll go back for edits, but after a while, I don't really feel like I'm still in the process of working on a given story, so I don't do major rewrites.

Of course, I enjoy getting reviews and am open to critical feedback.

I tend to only use content notes if I feel that my story goes beyond the source material regarding the subjects handled and I usually stick with the fairly obvious ones. In the unlikely event that you want to read any of my stories but are unsure if there are elements you find unpleasant in them, feel free to ask via PM.

Out of all my stories, “Pitfalls and Promises of Retroviral Engineering” is my favourite.

I came back from a quite long writing hiatus with my Alpha Centauri story, “The Conqueror”. Anything written earlier is pretty old. I considered taking most of them down, but they are part of my history. Besides, if the occasional person enjoys them, that's good enough for me. I have a soft spot for “Cornelian Marketing Strategy” and “Kidnapping by Prior Arrangement” though, despite their flaws.

About Me

I'm 32 and after studying maths at university now work in IT. Mathematics is often viewed as an extremely difficult subject, but I think that is rather exaggerated. One fun and easy to comprehend book on popular mathematics that I recommend is “Alex's Adventures in Numberland”.

When it comes to media consumption, I mostly read nowadays. The Locked Tomb series really got me back into reading and I discovered that I really liked queer science fiction and fantasy. My favourite series is The Serpent Gates by A.K. Larkwood.

I also like playing computer games, although I don't have as much time for that as I used to and my laptop can't handle high end ones. I used to play a lot of video games too, particularly Nintendo series and Final Fantasy. However, I mostly stopped playing console games for various reasons. I also like tabletop role-playing games, but rarely play.

My favourite game (and obsession) is Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. It is a great turn-based strategy game and the setting is brilliant. My favourite faction is the University, as you can see from my avatar. Sadly, the Alpha Centauri fandom seems pretty tiny.

Pokémon Yellow was the first video game that I really loved. I greatly enjoy Pokémon fanfics that focus on the world and the monsters rather than the humans. This is particularly true if the Pokémon are from the first three generations, as I've lost track since.

I'm a progressive democratic socialist, a humanist in general, a feminist in particular and an environmentalist. I also firmly believe that the right to have an abortion is a human right, as it is the right to control one's own body.

The issue that really gets me nowadays is the European Union's inhumane handling of the refugee crisis. After handling it quite well for a while, my country is now particularly bad. We have built fences where there were none during the Cold War and there another one is being built on our border to Italy, in a region that also has a sensitive history. But walling ourselves off won't work. The refugees are desperate. They will not just shrug and decided to stay in their (often destroyed) homes. If routes are blocked, they'll take more dangerous ones. If the European nations worked together, this influx would be challenging, but nowhere near impossible to handle and the newcomers would, in the long term, be a boon to our society. But we seem to prefer to hide behind walls and watch these people die.

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The Way of a Siluan by heatherxenia reviews
Three AgriCorps Jedi survive Order 66. One is shipwrecked in a remote forest and begins to learn the ways of a sect of Lightsiders known as the Siluans. Another tries to run a farm but is nearly thwarted by the Imperial Agriculture Program. A third takes the path of a Dark Jedi, masterminds Imperial agriculture policy...and sets out to destroy the Siluans. Part 1 & 2 of 3 complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 246,852 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 1/8/2018 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Ahsoka T., OC
The (Pen)Dragon by WargishBoromirFan reviews
In Howl's defense, he didn't mean to unleash a Dragon and an angry Mama Jaga on Polnya. Or, Sophie and Morgan have a centuries-long day.
Crossover - Diana Wynne Jones & Uprooted, Naomi Novik - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2022 - Sophie P., Howl P., Morgan, The Dragon - Complete
The Chatot and the Honey Tree by WildBoots reviews
The cliffs over Sinnoh Route 213 have been overrun with a pernicious breed of pest: shiny hunters. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and that means Sonny has a lot of painting to do. COMPLETE.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2021 - Chatot/Perap, OC - Complete
Basic Mineral Components by WildBoots reviews
He waits a full sun cycle, but his human does not move.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2020 - Roxanne/Tsutsuji, Probopass/Dainose - Complete
Final Fantasy: Chosen of the Dawn by Waging Wonder reviews
Based loosely on the original Final Fantasy. The power of the Elemental Crystals wane and the world is slowly dying. Monsters of all kinds flourish as chaos threatens to engulf the land. However, an ancient prophecy tells of four chosen warriors that shall arise to combat evil and drive away the darkness. This is their story.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 191,867 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/27/2020 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Complete
Postcards by WildBoots reviews
You mean to write more than you actually do, but you do think of home often. A series of self-contained vignettes about relationships between people and place, inspired by Italo Calvino's "Invisible Cities." COMPLETE.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,304 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2019 - Published: 9/9/2018 - Complete
Truce by Incognito Albatross reviews
It was only for a few hours, and when they met again, they would be enemies once more. But just for a moment, they could be two ordinary girls traveling through a blizzard. No heroes, no villains, no Team Galactic. That was what mattered. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2019 - Dawn/Hikari, Team Galactic - Complete
How to Survive a Norwegian Winter by arianedartagnan reviews
Four years after A Change of Heart, the young mage Marina and her boyfriend Thoren head to Norway to spend the winter holidays with his family. Accompanying them are the mage Ynez and Zoe the Spanish Inquisitor. Unsurprisingly, magical mayhem dogs the party's footsteps. When the four descend on Thoren's sleepy hometown, will they destroy it by accident?
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 11/23/2018 - Complete
bleed the blood to a river of fire by SerenLyall reviews
Five times Bail Organa almost dies, and the one time he does.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2018 - [Bail O., Breha O.] Leia O. - Complete
A Change of Heart by arianedartagnan reviews
Protected by a powerful magical shield called the Aegis, Athens in 1490 is a bubble of paradise amid a world collapsing from the Plague's assault. When the Aegis itself begins to fail, four young mages from the local orphanage must join forces to save their city and their home.
White Wolf - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,313 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2018 - Published: 1/13/2018 - Complete
Oasis by MarbleGlove reviews
A Jedi youngling, aged out of the crèche, joins the AgriCorps… twice. First by being sent, then by choosing to stay.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Complete
The Raikou Queen by Keleri reviews
Zulia the Raikou returns to her people in the Stormlands north of Johto after her trainer dies. She discovers that few pokémon remember her, and those that do fear a tyrant.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Raikou, Clefairy/Pippi, Ampharos/Denryu - Complete
An Unchilded Earth by RobertSaysThis reviews
On a dark, winter's night, a young woman is shown the universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Complete
Pokémon Go: Glitch Trainer by Keleri reviews
I've got a story about finding Missingno, too. Difference is, I'm not lying. Catch me if you can. (Creepypasta, psychological horror, unreliable narrator.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Complete
A Long Time Ago by roane reviews
Roane is the well-known creator and writer for the smash hit holonet drama, Empire of Evil, which details the adventures of the Rebel Alliance during the Galactic Civil War. Turns out, there are some people who aren't very happy about that. (Written for Self Insert Week 2016.)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2016 - Luke S. - Complete
The Innocent Flower by drunkrobot reviews
Twoshot: How does one spice up a short story that explores Deirdre Skye's motivations and flaws? Well, with Shakespeare. Obviously.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Complete
Call Me Izhmael by Antonio Calavera reviews
Here follows my brief first impression of the steamship Providence and her crew, long before I ever heard of the Sacred River or walked the fallen cities. A Sunless Sea story
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Complete
Shot in the Dark by mako-lies reviews
A ninja and a pirate walk into a bar. (And talk about dragons.)
Crossover - Final Fantasy I-VI & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Faris, Yuffie K.
Old John and the Dog by Ligeila reviews
Old John finds a dog, more dead than alive, by the seashore. He takes care of it and that's about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Gardener by DragonRidingSorceress reviews
Bravery from an unexpected source.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete
1066 by Susan M. M reviews
Professor Binns explains why the Weasleys and the Malfoys don't get along with each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2013 - C. Binns - Complete
A Woman's Work by SumaniDavings reviews
Russia is pulverizing the allied forces of the world, but there is one last gamble by Elizabeth to stop Catherine from conquering them all.
Civilization Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Catherine, Wu Zetian - Complete
Tom by maidmasher reviews
A man walks into a bar. His name is Mundungus Fletcher, and he has secrets for sale.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Mundungus F. - Complete
One Way Down by sanctum-c reviews
As dawn breaks on the edge of Midgar, Avalanche work on getting clear of the city. Written for the prompt "Dangling" (fan flashworks)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Cloud S., Barret W., Red XIII - Complete
Believing in Fairytales by HalfASlug reviews
Hermione was his daughter and, therefore, was as perfect as a ten year old could be in his eyes. Sometimes the rest of the world didn't agree though.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Hermione G., Mr. Granger - Complete
A Gift of Gunpowder by Freida Right reviews
Fireworks. One of Fabul's cherished native arts. And seemingly the best possible Wintermas gift for Palom. Perhaps not one of Yang's better ideas; but the results are... Unexpected. First of a few Christmas prompts, ala mythweaver1. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Palom, Yang - Complete
Anguilliform by GMTH reviews
A treasure hunt leads to an important find. And a new friend. Written for Reversathon 2012. For Gilda Groendyke, who wanted to see a snapshot of Voldemort's activities after leaving Hogwarts/during his rise to power. Thanks so much to Amanuensis for doing beta duty and for the title, and to the mods, Fluffyllama and Trobadora, for all of their hard work.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Voldemort, Helena R. - Complete
What Happens When a Robot Asks Why? by MalkyTop reviews
But robots cannot do that. It must be a defect in the system.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2012 - WALL-E - Complete
Friendship by wayofthepen reviews
A simple bit of diplomacy between Lady Deirdre Skye and Colonel Corazon Santiago.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
The Tomes by m3ch4 reviews
FFII NES: All of those Tomes found throughout the world of Final Fantasy II came from somewhere, Mysidia. Learn the origins, uses, and hazards of magick. T-Rated Themes. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,161 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 11/3/2008
Over the Ice by HungryDemon reviews
The lapras hunting controversy has sparked another debate, sending a young reporter to investigate this clash of culture and preservation.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Lapras/Laplace, Glaceon/Glacia - Complete
Inanity by ofmoments reviews
Ron thinks he is witnessing something important. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
In Pieces by bamboojunkie reviews
The Kid gets a moment of respite.
Bastion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kid, Zia - Complete
Manual Not Included by Woodster reviews
Reno's first mission goes disastrously well. Pre-BC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Still Frame by hostilecrayon reviews
A year spent in the land of the summons is a lifetime; a lifetime Edge missed out on. At Rydia's funeral, Edge remembers watching her grow old through the few short visits she paid him, and how he'd missed his chance. DEATHFIC.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Edge, Rydia - Complete
Swept Up by Stealth Noodle reviews
FFI One of Matoya's unlucky brooms seeks revenge.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
Phantoms by compass-ink reviews
FFV: Most people think it's bad to be haunted by the dearly departed. One Light Warrior wonders why she isn't.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Faris, Krile - Complete
The Value of Friendship by Scribe Shiloh reviews
For Day 2 of Asexuality Awareness Week: Once a week, Academician Prokhor Zakharov and Lady Deirdre Skye meet in the Virtual World for chess and companionship.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Tracing Memory by Penna.Pretereo reviews
A Gaian, a Spartan, and a Professor are sent by the Planetary Council to rescue a young girl who unknowingly holds forgotten secrets in her very genes.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011
The LotusGardener's Manifesto by Anupassi reviews
Inspired by Winston's diary from 1984, this is not precisely a story, but rather the meditations of an anonymous dissident who has awoken to "the sleeping demons of Yang's communal utopia." Rated for non-explicit references to totalitarian methods.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
encroachment by Kuruk reviews
You are very much a child of two worlds, and it is because of this that you are the architect of their dissolutions. — Morty.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Morty/Matsuba - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Darkness Rising by Twilit Guardian reviews
AU. Sequel to 'What Could Have Been'. The Heroes separated to repair the realms. However, now the Grimoire is acting up. A shadowed figure in the Dark Realm pulls the strings. It seeks control of Midna. How long can she hold out? MxL. T-violence,language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Midna, Link - Complete
Shades of Violet by Kayasuri-n reviews
When a psychic starts wiping human minds in a northern pokemon reserve, the Pokemon League is forced to deal with it. Enter Sabrina, who knows only that she doesn't want to be there. For WiseAbsol. COMPLETE, AT LAST!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,151 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Mewtwo, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
Curse by Dragonfree reviews
Wanna-be champions Kari and her Dragonite get their hands on a mysterious TM containing the move Curse, which they had previously only seen used by Morty's Ghost Pokémon. Why does it work so differently now?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Wildflowers by DragonPaw Productions reviews
Arc's secret hobby lands him in a bit of trouble. Slight Luneth/Arc
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Arc, Luneth - Complete
Come What May by StreetlightDawn reviews
In the Cursed Woods, there is a Nu who implores you to "Stop it, you dog." This fic explores its origins.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Zant: The Life and Times of the Usurper King by Triforce90 reviews
We never knew much about Zant. All we knew was that he was a villain. A puppet, even. This is his story, from the day of his birth to the day that he took power, all told by his sad eyes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,472 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/17/2007
Nothing Under the Sun by Sixer reviews
A short, pre-game piece about my favorite character from FF2. What shall we do with a sober pirate? Contains very mild violence and the tamest of tame references to sexual themes.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Leila - Complete
Moogels, Rainbows and Unexpected Realizations by The Panster reviews
This wasn't the average family, in fact this wasn't a family at all but at times it felt like it. Takes place during Reeve's capture of Elmyra and Marlene.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Reeve T. - Complete
Worth It by Sara Jaye reviews
Drabble. Pikachu has his eye on a prize, and won't give up until it's his.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Pikachu - Complete
War of the Worlds by MasterShaper reviews
Digimon x Pokemon crossover. The Digimon Empire decided to conquer Earth. But when the Humans and Pokemon fought back... So began the war of the worlds. AU. COMPLETE.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,278 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 12/24/2006 - May/Haruka, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Card Game by Marie the Hedgecat reviews
Imakuni challenges Silver to the Trading Card Game. Rated for mild language.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Silver/Rival - Complete
Expect the Expected by Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk reviews
Saria is overjoyed to hear one of her closest friends is finally finding his place among the Kokiri. But after some thought, she finds that maybe all is not as well as she might think. She knew what to expect... so why is it so surprising? Short Story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Saria, Link - Complete
A Criminal Mind by dArkliTe-sPirit reviews
“I?” He rose to his knees, his grin growing. “I am the pleaser of crowds, the master of dimensions… I am Dimentio, the Charming Magician.” -One-shot-
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Dimentio, Enemies - Complete
Job Dysfunction by Spoodlexiii reviews
FFIII A little something just describing the four's issues with their first Jobs. Arc has some issues with his Black Mage skills. No pairings, just random fluff.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Skade and Roland by kalirush reviews
A nocker speaks about a longago romance in a time of war. Rated T primarily for language.
World of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Changeling - Complete
Mute, Too by FalconPain reviews
After losing a battle to the dark Pokémon Darkrai, Mewtwo awakens to find that he no longer has his psychic abilities. No longer able to float, read minds, or even talk to humans or Pokémon, he must rebuild his life. But how much of this can he take?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,180 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Mewtwo, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
How Did They Get Those Crystals, Anyway? by NuHerder reviews
A brief tale of how the main characters from Final Fantasy I came to possess the crystals they had at the begining of the game. They didn't get them in as nearly a noble fashion as you may think!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
The Color of Common Koi by mellish reviews
An open letter to the Lord of Wutai, penned by Yuffie Kisaragi. Contents include things like thieving, blood pressure, and the reason why she has yet to come home. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Yuffie K. - Complete
All These Things That I've Done by Chibi Cheesecake reviews
Watching the plate fall was only the secondworst thing Reeve ever had to do while in the employ of Shinra, Inc. Quick character study of Reeve. Inspired by a line of Cait Sith’s from disc 2.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Reeve T., Elmyra G. - Complete
Lucca's Secret by Do Wop reviews
Lucca has a secret that she'll never tell anyone.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Parallelity by volian reviews
Yuffie dreams. A nightmare becomes reality when something horrible happens to Aerith Gainsborough. Oneshot, gen [YuffieAerith, if you squint].
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Aerith G., Yuffie K. - Complete
Totally Ninjas by TigStripe reviews
After Yuffie becomes the fifth god of the Wutai Five Gods Pagoda, she has a lot of extra time on her hands, but what happens when she gets her first challenger?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Yuffie K.
Ivory Tower by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
Helga Hufflepuff, war-witch for hire, undertakes to act as bodyguard for a witch she's never met. She arrives to find Rowena Ravenclaw's home already under attack by raiders, but Rowena herself strangely unconcerned... Same universe as "Swamprat," not M&S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
The Fugitives by karasumana reviews
Two mages flee their friends following a misunderstanding regarding the Technocracy. But to whom can they turn?
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2003
I'm a Farmer by Al Kristopher reviews
A fanfic that's based around the guy that gives you the most important piece of information you'll ever receive in your life. FF1
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2002
Measure Up by prositen reviews
Yuffie decides to do some adventuring on her own before she has to return to Wutai. Looting Midgar, a once prosperous city now in shambles, seems to be the perfect way to spend some time.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2001 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Blood and Fire by DK reviews
FFVII Fanfic. The final, catastrophic battle of the Wutai/Shinra War is viewed from opposing sides.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/9/2000
Saga Of The Coffee Machine by Arachne reviews
A less than serious look at life on a Technocracy base.
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2000
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Dark Stalker reviews
Zinandour cannot just let Csorwe leave. She has to pursue. The Serpent Gates, Csorwe/Qanwa Shuthmili/Zinandour, oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/20 - Complete
It's (Not) Complicated reviews
Everything ends, everyone leaves, but Oranna waits in Qaradoun to say goodbye to Sethennai. The Serpent Gates, Oranna/Belthandros Sethennai, oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/21 - Complete
Soul Food reviews
Gideon gives Harrow ice cream. Harrow is not convinced. The Locked Tomb oneshot, Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/31 - Complete
Desolation reviews
Susan finds Narnia again. Post-The Last Battle, oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31 - Aslan, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Repairs reviews
Finding out how to fix an iPod which illustrated the dictionary entry for "broken beyond repair" was a bit like getting into the magick community, except that the latter was easier. Fortunately, Marge wasn't new to salvaging tech. Kraken oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28 - Complete
Milk Run reviews
There's no such thing as a milk run, even if it is one. Oneshot.
Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2023 - Complete
Getting Off Tatooine reviews
This time, Obi-Wan would simply hire someone with a spaceship. Drabble.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2023 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Unboxing reviews
Gideon gets her two-hander and it's awesome. Harrow disagrees, but what does she know about swords? The Locked Tomb oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2023 - Complete
True Dreams of Blossom reviews
Is there a more joyful place than the Floregilium? A happier ending than their mothers had? The Lily and the Horn oneshot, Passiflora Calabar/OFC.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/28/2023 - Complete
Grounded reviews
Out in space, they could be twins truly. The Locked Tomb, drabble.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2023 - Complete
Alderaan Reborn reviews
Leia sets foot on Alderaan again, or on a mockery of it anyway. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2023 - Leia O. - Complete
Dream Discoveries reviews
The Starkweather-Moore Expedition is less than happy about what they discover. At the Mountains of Madness oneshot.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/6/2023 - Complete
Mail reviews
Jeannemary and Isaac are tasked with delivering the wedding anniversary invitations to all the Houses. The Locked Tomb oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2023 - Complete
(people need to eat, you know) reviews
Zinandour discovers that it is hard to look after primates. The Serpent Gates, Csorwe/Qanwa Shuthmili/Zinandour, oneshot.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/29/2023 - Complete
Plain Batty reviews
The Diffident Bat does not like being sent scouting. Not one bit. Double drabble.
Sunless Sea - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2022 - Complete
Appleanche reviews
The sprite apple crop is too extensive for the farmers to harvest. What could go wrong making this a botanical levequest? Drabble.
Final Fantasy XIV - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2022 - Warrior of Light - Complete
Time of Change reviews
Goblinisation happens on the 30th of April 2021. Destiny was serving coffee. Oneshot.
Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2021 - Complete
The Alien Mind reviews
Following a lucky victory against the Progenitors, the University has alien corpses to study. But not all researchers are pleased. Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/27/2021 - Complete
Lunacy reviews
A zoo on the moon? Seriously? Drabble.
Zoo Tycoon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/31/2020 - Complete
Ask A Stupid Question reviews
Hermione knew nothing good would come from asking her parents about Nicolas Flamel, but she did anyway. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2020 - Hermione G., Mr. Granger - Complete
Doing a Runner reviews
In which Julia bani Flambeau crushes kids' dreams by trying to stop them going on a shadowrun. Mage: the Ascension crossover, oneshot.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Shadowrun - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2019 - Mage - Complete
Eat, Drink and be Merry reviews
Having divined that she is soon to die, a Tremere mage invites her old apprentice to dine with her and celebrate her life. Oneshot, Vampire: the Dark Ages.
World of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Vampire - Complete
Miracles from the Deep reviews
With his faction pursued by Hive soldiers and the ocean in front of him, Cha Dawn needs Planet's aid. Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Complete
Heart's Blood reviews
The end of the world cannot be averted. Double drabble.
Darkest Dungeon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Complete
Poisoned Aid reviews
The University responds to the Peacekeepers' request for aid against the Spartans with a shipment of nerve gas. Lal is not impressed. Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2019 - Complete
Shelter reviews
With rain approaching, Rasmodius asks Linus if he would like to stay in his tower. Oneshot.
Stardew Valley - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2019 - [Linus, Wizard] - Complete
My Flesh and Blood reviews
Santiago's son fails to live up to Spartan expectations. Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2019 - Complete
To Be Undefeated reviews
Nicola vowed that her none of her pokémon would be defeated, but fulfilling that seems impossible. Nuzlocke-inspired oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2019 - Charmander/Hitokage, Rattata/Koratta, OC - Complete
The Obligatory Coffee Shop AU reviews
Deirdre Skye is going to quit her job as a waitress, but first she's going to serve one customer something special. Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Complete
Architectural Hazards reviews
Don't design Death Stars. Drabble.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2018 - E. Palpatine - Complete
But With A Whimper reviews
In which the world doesn't end, but for Miriam and Zakharov it feels like it did. Alternate ending for Twilight of the Mind, oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/2/2018 - Complete
Oceanic Opportunity reviews
The Spartan Federation made Ulrik Svensgaard the captain of their first ship, but he yearns for more. Once on the high seas, he attempts to start his own faction. Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Complete
Mirrorshades and the Popular Imagination reviews
With background reality fluctuations spiking all across the city, a Technocracy agent sets off to put an end to the disturbance. It turns out that books can be very dangerous indeed. Pottermania in the World of Darkness. Oneshot.
World of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Mage - Complete
Rational Theory reviews
Zakharov and the Doctor meet again, or for the first time, depending on one's perspective. Oneshot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alpha Centauri - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2017 - Complete
The Changing Skies reviews
The skies changed with the launch of Sputnik. Dumbledore ensures that the Great Hall's ceiling remains accurate. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Albus D. - Complete
Pitfalls and Promises of Retroviral Engineering reviews
They may try to deny it, but the University of Planet is researching retroviral engineering. University security being what it is, everybody knows. Time for speculation and a Genetic Inspection. Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,611 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Complete
Immortality in Increments reviews
Stasis can not only bridge the distance between the stars, but can be an escape from time itself. This is the account of the leader of a colony on Tau Ceti d. A Beyond Earth Oneshot.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Complete
Hunger reviews
Comrade Davids is not at all happy with what the Smiling Priest is serving at the Chapel of Lights.
Sunless Sea - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Complete
Nothing Personal reviews
An angry quip prompts Deirdre to think about her power – its potential, its abuses, its necessity and how it has changed her. Oneshot, dark character interpretation.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Complete
The Pokémon Fad reviews
In which technological advance leads to Pokémon – or approximations thereof anyway. Perspectives on the Pokémania that swept a University base. Three vignettes.
Crossover - Pokémon & Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2015 - Muk/Betbeton, Rattata/Koratta, Porygon - Complete
The Destroyer of Worlds reviews
Planet busters are weapons of unparalleled destructive power. They horrify Lal. But all the other factions have them, and now the Peacekeepers feel they need them too. Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Sushi-Go-Round reviews
On second thoughts, letting Lickitung run wild in a restaurant was a pretty dumb idea. A double-drabble inspired by the Pokémon Stadium minigame.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Lickitung/Beroringa - Complete
Aftermath reviews
It was not a good day for Zakharov. A substantial part of Cosmograd had been destroyed, dozens killed and an alien artefact lost. Finding an idiot calling himself the Doctor among the ruins did not improve matters. Oneshot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Complete
Monolith reviews
As these things go, one doesn't get much more clichéd than alien monoliths. Finding one is fascinating nonetheless. Zakharov-centric, Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
Ozymandias reviews
Ramesses considers himself to be the greatest ruler ever. However, the discovery of an ancient ruin might force him to reassess. Oneshot.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Ramesses II - Complete
Konfounding reviews
The additional 'k' in magick is more than just an error masquerading as a pretentious way to distinguish between petty tricks and the ability to rewrite reality. A Virtual Adept finds out the hard way. Oneshot
World of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Mage - Complete
The Conqueror reviews
Landing on a new world is fraught with danger. Being prepared and able to adapt are of critical importance. Nobody understands that better than Colonel Santiago. Oneshot
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
The Latias Egg reviews
…because if I had a legendary Pokemon, I would most certainly give it to a ten year old trainer who has barely started their Pokemon journey. Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Magikarp Salesman, OC - Complete
A Pack of Cards reviews
"You'd think that something like this wouldn't happen to someone who is- knows so many heroes." When Croma and Freja try to help Mog, he accuses them of stealing his cards. The search begins... FF Fables: Chocobo's Dungeon, post-game, oneshot
Chocobo series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Cornelian Marketing Strategy reviews
How to improve the economy? Increase consumption. How to increase consumption? Increase the volume of money. How to increase the volume of money? Send heroes to slay monsters for gil, of course! Final Fantasy 1, Oneshot
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Garland - Complete
Behind an Urban Legend reviews
When a psychic gymleader suddenly finds himself transformed into a Kadabra, he quickly realises that his problems have just begun. Game Canon, based on a Pokedex entry. Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Kadabra/Yungerer, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
Materia License reviews
A Shinra MP confiscates one of Yuffie’s materia, stating that she needs a license to own it. She’s not pleased and decides to get it back. Oneshot, 3 years pregame.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Yuffie K., Godo K. - Complete
Kidnapping by Prior Arrangement reviews
There is a huge security loophole just waiting for Bowser to exploit. Luckily, Princess Peach doesn’t mind being kidnapped. But she isn’t the only girl Mario has rescued. Oneshot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bowser, Peach - Complete
Please not with him reviews
Despite their protests, the Kazekage decides to put Kankuro, Temari and Gaara in the same team. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Temari, Kankuro, Gaara - Complete