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Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Mario, Final Fantasy VII, Pokémon, Final Fantasy I-VI, Chocobo series, Alpha Centauri, World of Darkness, Civilization Series, and Doctor Who.

Welcome to my profile!

I'm more of a reviewer than a writer. Of course, I enjoy getting reviews on my own work as well and am open to critical feedback.

When I write, I do it for my own enjoyment, about what I like and when I feel like it. I only to put up stories that I feel are the best I can do with the idea.

I came back from a quite long writing hiatus with my Alpha Centauri story, “The Conqueror”. Anything written before that is pretty old. I have considered taking most of them down, but they are part of my history. Besides, if the occasional person enjoys them, that's good enough for me. I have a soft spot for “Cornelian Marketing Strategy” and “Kidnapping by Prior Arrangement” though, despite their flaws.

I'm 23 and currently studying maths at university. Mathematics is is often viewed as an extremely difficult subject, but I think that is rather exaggerated. Also, I feel that the logical methods hold a certain beauty. One fun and easy to comprehend book on popular mathematics that I recommend is “Alex's Adventures in Numberland”.

I have two rabbits, Flocke and Leon. They completely dominate my life, but I love them.

I'm a progressive social democrat, a feminist and an environmentalist. I also firmly believe that the right to have an abortion is a human right, as it is the right to control one's own body.

I mostly play computer games nowadays, although my computer can't handle the high end ones.

My favourite game (and current obsession) is Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. The scope of the game is vast and the characters are fascinating. My favourite faction is the University, as you can see from my avatar. Sadly, the Alpha Centauri fandom seems pretty tiny.

I used to play a lot of video games too, particularly Nintendo series such as Mario and Zelda. However, I mostly stopped playing console games when I got the rabbits. I still occasionally use my DS, but barely since I started university.

Pokemon Yellow was the first video game that I really loved. I greatly enjoy Pokemon fanfics that focus on the world and the monsters rather than the humans. This is particularly true if the Pokemon are from the first three generations, as I've lost track since.

I also like tabletop role-playing games, particularly Ars Magica and Mage: the Ascension, but I rarely play.

I read a fair amount offline too, mostly non-fiction. One of my favourite authors is Carl Sagan, but he is one of many.

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Final Fantasy: Light of Sacred Dawn by Waging Wonder reviews
Based loosely on the original Final Fantasy. The power of the Elemental Crystals wan and the world is slowly dying. Monsters of all kinds flourish as chaos threatens to engulf the land. However, an ancient prophecy tells of four chosen warriors that shall arise to combat evil and drive away the darkness. This is their story.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,422 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 1/13/2009
After the Blaze by tyvian reviews
The stories always talk about the adventures and the battles and saving the universe, but what happens once that's over? Where does that leave the people of a world struggling to heal? How do you even begin to pick up the pieces when so much is broken? And more importantly... how the hell do you deal with being in charge?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 11/30/2008 - [Vincent V., OC] Cloud S., Tifa L.
Making Restitution by SurferSquid reviews
In the smoldering ruins of the Jedi Temple after Order 66, two mourning souls find hope in each other.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
Old John and the Dog by Ligeila reviews
Old John finds a dog, more dead than alive, by the seashore. He takes care of it and that's about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Gardener by DragonRidingSorceress reviews
Bravery from an unexpected source.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete
1066 by Susan M. M reviews
Professor Binns explains why the Weasleys and the Malfoys don't get along with each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2013 - C. Binns - Complete
A Woman's Work by SumaniDavings reviews
Russia is pulverizing the allied forces of the world, but there is one last gamble by Elizabeth to stop Catherine from conquering them all.
Civilization Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Catherine, Wu Zetian - Complete
Tom by maidmasher reviews
A man walks into a bar. His name is Mundungus Fletcher, and he has secrets for sale.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Mundungus F. - Complete
Succulent by Shelomit reviews
Obi-Wan adjusts both to exile and the rhythms of desert life, finally facing his longstanding lack of attention to the Living Force.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
One Way Down by sanctum-c reviews
As dawn breaks on the edge of Midgar, Avalanche work on getting clear of the city. Written for the prompt "Dangling" (fan flashworks)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Cloud S., Barret W., Red XIII - Complete
Misunderstood by eemmaatt33 reviews
Helga Hufflepuff was as misunderstood as her house. A Hufflepuff appreciation story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Helga H., Salazar S., Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
Believing in Fairytales by HalfASlug reviews
Hermione was his daughter and, therefore, was as perfect as a ten year old could be in his eyes. Sometimes the rest of the world didn't agree though.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Unfinished Business by SocialGraceful reviews
A late night chess game to settle an old score
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Minerva M., Ron W. - Complete
A Gift of Gunpowder by Freida Right reviews
Fireworks. One of Fabul's cherished native arts. And seemingly the best possible Wintermas gift for Palom. Perhaps not one of Yang's better ideas; but the results are... Unexpected. First of a few Christmas prompts, ala mythweaver1. Enjoy!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Palom, Yang - Complete
Anguilliform by GMTH reviews
A treasure hunt leads to an important find. And a new friend. Written for Reversathon 2012. For Gilda Groendyke, who wanted to see a snapshot of Voldemort's activities after leaving Hogwarts/during his rise to power. Thanks so much to Amanuensis for doing beta duty and for the title, and to the mods, Fluffyllama and Trobadora, for all of their hard work.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Voldemort, Helena R. - Complete
What Happens When a Robot Asks Why? by MalkyTop reviews
But robots cannot do that. It must be a defect in the system.
WALL-E - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2012 - WALL-E - Complete
Friendship by wayofthepen reviews
A simple bit of diplomacy between Lady Deirdre Skye and Colonel Corazon Santiago.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
The Tomes by m3ch4 reviews
FFII NES: All of those Tomes found throughout the world of Final Fantasy II came from somewhere, Mysidia. Learn the origins, uses, and hazards of magick. T-Rated Themes. Reviews greatly appreciated.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,161 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 11/3/2008
Over the Ice by HungryDemon reviews
The lapras hunting controversy has sparked another debate, sending a young reporter to investigate this clash of culture and preservation.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Lapras/Laplace, Glaceon/Glacia - Complete
The One Who Survived by Beast of the Sea reviews
Neither could live while the other survived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It's a Wonderful Afterlife! by Sir Thopas reviews
Moaning Myrtle intended to haunt the bathrooms of Hogwarts for all eternity. However, by the 58th century Hogwarts is no more and Myrtle must make her way through a brave new world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Myrtle - Complete
Inanity by ofmoments reviews
Ron thinks he is witnessing something important. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
In Pieces by bamboojunkie reviews
The Kid gets a moment of respite.
Bastion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kid, Zia - Complete
Ad Lucem by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
They are all human, they all made mistakes. They made the future that we have now. So let's at least treat them as human beings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Albus D., Peter P. - Complete
Manual Not Included by Woodster reviews
Reno's first mission goes disastrously well. Pre-BC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Four by Joyful-Sound reviews
Four founders. Four personal treasures. Four drabbles glimpsing into what it took for each object to find its way into the hands of each respective founder. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Godric G., Rowena R. - Complete
Still Frame by hostilecrayon reviews
A year spent in the land of the summons is a lifetime; a lifetime Edge missed out on. At Rydia's funeral, Edge remembers watching her grow old through the few short visits she paid him, and how he'd missed his chance. DEATHFIC.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Edge, Rydia - Complete
Swept Up by Stealth Noodle reviews
FFI One of Matoya's unlucky brooms seeks revenge.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
Phantoms by compass-ink reviews
FFV: Most people think it's bad to be haunted by the dearly departed. One Light Warrior wonders why she isn't.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Faris, Krile - Complete
The Value of Friendship by Scribe Shiloh reviews
For Day 2 of Asexuality Awareness Week: Once a week, Academician Prokhor Zakharov and Lady Deirdre Skye meet in the Virtual World for chess and companionship.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
Tracing Memory by Penna.Pretereo reviews
A Gaian, a Spartan, and a Professor are sent by the Planetary Council to rescue a young girl who unknowingly holds forgotten secrets in her very genes.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2011
The LotusGardener's Manifesto by Anupassi reviews
Inspired by Winston's diary from 1984, this is not precisely a story, but rather the meditations of an anonymous dissident who has awoken to "the sleeping demons of Yang's communal utopia." Rated for non-explicit references to totalitarian methods.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Complete
encroachment by Kuruk reviews
You are very much a child of two worlds, and it is because of this that you are the architect of their dissolutions. — Morty.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Morty/Matsuba - Complete
Umbridge's Cats by Mary West reviews
Why did Dolores Umbridge have so many kitten plates? From an LJ prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Dolores U., Amelia B. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Darkness Rising by Twilit Guardian reviews
AU. Sequel to 'What Could Have Been'. The Heroes separated to repair the realms. However, now the Grimoire is acting up. A shadowed figure in the Dark Realm pulls the strings. It seeks control of Midna. How long can she hold out? MxL. T-violence,language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,602 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Midna, Link - Complete
Shades of Violet by Kayasuri-n reviews
When a psychic starts wiping human minds in a northern pokemon reserve, the Pokemon League is forced to deal with it. Enter Sabrina, who knows only that she doesn't want to be there. For WiseAbsol. COMPLETE, AT LAST!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,151 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Mewtwo, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
Curse by Dragonfree reviews
Wanna-be champions Kari and her Dragonite get their hands on a mysterious TM containing the move Curse, which they had previously only seen used by Morty's Ghost Pokémon. Why does it work so differently now?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Wildflowers by DragonPaw Productions reviews
Arc's secret hobby lands him in a bit of trouble. Slight Luneth/Arc
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Arc, Luneth - Complete
Come What May by StreetlightDawn reviews
In the Cursed Woods, there is a Nu who implores you to "Stop it, you dog." This fic explores its origins.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Zant: The Life and Times of the Usurper King by Triforce90 reviews
We never knew much about Zant. All we knew was that he was a villain. A puppet, even. This is his story, from the day of his birth to the day that he took power, all told by his sad eyes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,472 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/17/2007
Nothing Under the Sun by Sixer reviews
A short, pre-game piece about my favorite character from FF2. What shall we do with a sober pirate? Contains very mild violence and the tamest of tame references to sexual themes.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Leila - Complete
Moogels, Rainbows and Unexpected Realizations by The Panster reviews
This wasn't the average family, in fact this wasn't a family at all but at times it felt like it. Takes place during Reeve's capture of Elmyra and Marlene.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Reeve T. - Complete
Worth It by Sara Jaye reviews
Drabble. Pikachu has his eye on a prize, and won't give up until it's his.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Pikachu - Complete
War of the Worlds by MasterShaper reviews
Digimon x Pokemon crossover. The Digimon Empire decided to conquer Earth. But when the Humans and Pokemon fought back... So began the war of the worlds. AU. COMPLETE.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,278 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 12/24/2006 - May/Haruka, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Card Game by Marie the Hedgecat reviews
Imakuni challenges Silver to the Trading Card Game. Rated for mild language.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Silver/Rival - Complete
Expect the Expected by Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk reviews
Saria is overjoyed to hear one of her closest friends is finally finding his place among the Kokiri. But after some thought, she finds that maybe all is not as well as she might think. She knew what to expect... so why is it so surprising? Short Story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Saria, Link - Complete
A Criminal Mind by dArkliTe-sPirit reviews
“I?” He rose to his knees, his grin growing. “I am the pleaser of crowds, the master of dimensions… I am Dimentio, the Charming Magician.” -One-shot-
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Dimentio, Enemies - Complete
History Lessons by deews reviews
The history books will say that she was a Queen, and he was a Hero, and that they fell in love. But that's a bit simplistic, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Job Dysfunction by Spoodlexiii reviews
FFIII A little something just describing the four's issues with their first Jobs. Arc has some issues with his Black Mage skills. No pairings, just random fluff.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Skade and Roland by kalirush reviews
A nocker speaks about a longago romance in a time of war. Rated T primarily for language.
World of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Changeling - Complete
Mute, Too by FalconPain reviews
After losing a battle to the dark Pokémon Darkrai, Mewtwo awakens to find that he no longer has his psychic abilities. No longer able to float, read minds, or even talk to humans or Pokémon, he must rebuild his life. But how much of this can he take?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,180 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Mewtwo, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
How Did They Get Those Crystals, Anyway? by NuHerder reviews
A brief tale of how the main characters from Final Fantasy I came to possess the crystals they had at the begining of the game. They didn't get them in as nearly a noble fashion as you may think!
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
The Color of Common Koi by mellish reviews
An open letter to the Lord of Wutai, penned by Yuffie Kisaragi. Contents include things like thieving, blood pressure, and the reason why she has yet to come home. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Yuffie K. - Complete
All These Things That I've Done by Chibi Cheesecake reviews
Watching the plate fall was only the secondworst thing Reeve ever had to do while in the employ of Shinra, Inc. Quick character study of Reeve. Inspired by a line of Cait Sith’s from disc 2.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Reeve T., Elmyra G. - Complete
Metastasis by Qoheleth reviews
It just keeps growing... and growing... and growing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Godric G., Albus D. - Complete
Lucca's Secret by Do Wop reviews
Lucca has a secret that she'll never tell anyone.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Parallelity by volian reviews
Yuffie dreams. A nightmare becomes reality when something horrible happens to Aerith Gainsborough. Oneshot, gen [YuffieAerith, if you squint].
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Aerith G., Yuffie K. - Complete
Totally Ninjas by TigStripe reviews
After Yuffie becomes the fifth god of the Wutai Five Gods Pagoda, she has a lot of extra time on her hands, but what happens when she gets her first challenger?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Yuffie K.
Ivory Tower by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
Helga Hufflepuff, war-witch for hire, undertakes to act as bodyguard for a witch she's never met. She arrives to find Rowena Ravenclaw's home already under attack by raiders, but Rowena herself strangely unconcerned... Same universe as "Swamprat," not M&S
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
The Fugitives by karasumana reviews
Two mages flee their friends following a misunderstanding regarding the Technocracy. But to whom can they turn?
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2003
I'm a Farmer by Al Kristopher reviews
A fanfic that's based around the guy that gives you the most important piece of information you'll ever receive in your life. FF1
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2002
Measure Up by prositen reviews
Yuffie decides to do some adventuring on her own before she has to return to Wutai. Looting Midgar, a once prosperous city now in shambles, seems to be the perfect way to spend some time.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2001 - Yuffie K. - Complete
Blood and Fire by DK reviews
FFVII Fanfic. The final, catastrophic battle of the Wutai/Shinra War is viewed from opposing sides.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/9/2000
Saga Of The Coffee Machine by Arachne reviews
A less than serious look at life on a Technocracy base.
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/29/2000
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The Pokémon Fad
In which technological advance leads to Pokémon – or approximations thereof anyway. Perspectives on the Pokémania that swept a University base. Oneshot.
Crossover - Pokémon & Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Published: 8/1 - Rattata/Koratta, Porygon, Muk/Betbeton - Complete
The Destroyer of Worlds
Planet busters are weapons of unparalleled destructive power. They horrify Lal. But all the other factions have them, and now the Peacekeepers feel they need them too. Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Published: 6/12 - Complete
Sushi-Go-Round reviews
On second thoughts, letting Lickitung run wild in a restaurant was a pretty dumb idea. A double-drabble inspired by the Pokémon Stadium minigame.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Lickitung/Beroringa - Complete
Aftermath reviews
It was not a good day for Zakharov. A substantial part of Cosmograd had been destroyed, dozens killed and an alien artefact lost. Finding an idiot calling himself the Doctor among the ruins did not improve matters. Oneshot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Complete
Monolith reviews
As these things go, one doesn't get much more clichéd than alien monoliths. Finding one is fascinating nonetheless. Zakharov-centric, Oneshot.
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
Ozymandias reviews
Ramesses considers himself to be the greatest ruler ever. However, the discovery of an ancient ruin might force him to reassess. Oneshot.
Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Ramesses II - Complete
Konfounding reviews
The additional 'k' in magick is more than just an error masquerading as a pretentious way to distinguish between petty tricks and the ability to rewrite reality. A Virtual Adept finds out the hard way. Oneshot
World of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Mage - Complete
The Conqueror reviews
Landing on a new world is fraught with danger. Being prepared and able to adapt are of critical importance. Nobody understands that better than Colonel Santiago. Oneshot
Alpha Centauri - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
The Latias Egg reviews
…because if I had a legendary Pokemon, I would most certainly give it to a ten year old trainer who has barely started their Pokemon journey. Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Magikarp Salesman - Complete
A Pack of Cards reviews
"You'd think that something like this wouldn't happen to someone who is- knows so many heroes." When Croma and Freja try to help Mog, he accuses them of stealing his cards. The search begins... FF Fables: Chocobo's Dungeon, post-game, oneshot
Chocobo series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Cornelian Marketing Strategy reviews
How to improve the economy? Increase consumption. How to increase consumption? Increase the volume of money. How to increase the volume of money? Send heroes to slay monsters for gil, of course! Final Fantasy 1, Oneshot
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Garland - Complete
Behind an Urban Legend reviews
When a psychic gymleader suddenly finds himself transformed into a Kadabra, he quickly realises that his problems have just begun. Game Canon, based on a Pokedex entry. Oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Kadabra/Yungerer, Sabrina/Natsume - Complete
Materia License reviews
A Shinra MP confiscates one of Yuffie’s materia, stating that she needs a license to own it. She’s not pleased and decides to get it back. Oneshot, 3 years pregame.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Yuffie K., Godo K. - Complete
Kidnapping by Prior Arrangement reviews
There is a huge security loophole just waiting for Bowser to exploit. Luckily, Princess Peach doesn’t mind being kidnapped. But she isn’t the only girl Mario has rescued. Oneshot.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bowser, Peach - Complete
Please not with him reviews
Despite their protests, the Kazekage decides to put Kankuro, Temari and Gaara in the same team. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Temari, Kankuro, Gaara - Complete