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Joined 11-13-07, id: 1420414, Profile Updated: 07-23-08

ummmm, Hi. I'm 20 years old and I live in the Deep South.

I LOVE to read and will have withdrawal symptoms if I don't read enough, paranormal romances of any kind are my favorite.

I am a theater nerd, as my friends call me. I was in several plays in high school and one so far in college.

My family is both very large and very strange.

I love music of all kinds, and do not go anywhere without my Ipod.

I love to color, especially those neat fuzzy posters you can get at craft stores. I also like the doodle art posters that you can't buy anymore. In fact, I love craft projects and currently have about ten projects that I need to do.

I have a job which I love, simply because it requires me to just sit around a good bit, and that means lots of time for the aforementioned things.

I have a boyfriend, whom I also love.

I love to play video games...sad, I know. My mom and I are currently playing our way through all three of the SNES Donkey Kong games. My boyfriend bought me Guitar Hero and I am now obssessed with that as well. I do have a gripe about the guitars made for Guitar Hero. Some of us, mostly females, have small hands. That means that the stupid guitar is too frickin' big for our hands. AAARRRGGHH! That is NOT cool. Okay. Rant over.

Random facts:

My car has butterfly and flower magnets on it. That's because it's a gold Taurus and I can never pick it out in the parking lot.

My boyfriend and I both have the exact same weird blueish-greenish grayish colored eyes.

I love music, and play steel pans in my college group.

I have a red, orange, and yellow patch in my hair.

I have identical twin little sisters and a little brother, who is taller than I am, even though he is 6 years younger.

I drive way too fast...all my dad's fault.

I am majoring in French and Spanish, and minoring in German.

I read really fast, on average between 5 and 8 seconds a page.

Not only do I read really fast, I actually comprehend everything that I just read.

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Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Dirty Boys Get Clean by luvcali76 reviews
EB. It's two days before the wedding and Bella has a plan. A two-parter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Fissure by streco reviews
While Bella is being primped and pampered, Jasper reflects on just how much Alice means to him. Afterwards, he and Alice have some cuteness. JasperAlice fluff, is all. oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
A Dream Worth Keeping by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Years have gone by since Hogwarts and so much as changed for Hermione...a husband, children, and for some reason, she can't remember any of it. Will her memory return? If not, can she learn to love this man again? PostHogwarts,HGDM, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,005 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Confusing Thoughts and Arctic Swimming by Eighthnote reviews
Set in the fourth book while the flock is on the Wendy K. Just Max, reflecting on her feelings about Fang and Dr. Amazing and her experience with freezing water. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4245 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Third Trip's the Charm by faeryespell reviews
Someone should really clean up the dungeons. You never know when you might trip and fall into the arms of the least expected person in the world. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Completely Helpless by Heartbroken1 reviews
When your child is hurting, you’d do anything to ease their pain. Renee is faced with the difficulty of knowing there’s nothing she can do to help Bella feel better… and Florida is not an option.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Amputated at the Neck by Minisinoo reviews
An empath's thoughts about a telepath. Jasper's private concerns regarding Edward and Bella as they race towards marriage.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Make Me A Match by Hanako A reviews
Suffering from a hero complex, Harry believes it's up to him to rescue Hermione from the horror of having to go with Malfoy to the Halloween Ball, despite the damsel's protests otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3223 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Vital Difference by Fishous reviews
Edward glanced at the object in her hand, and then the package she'd rejected not a minute ago, and back. They were the exact same.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3962 - Favs: 4,976 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Car by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
Bella is the one thing Edward holds most dear. She is his life, his love, his everything. Still, everyone knows how much he LOVES his Volvo. When Bella's accident on black ice badly damages the Volvo, how far will she go to make sure he doesn't find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Ten Commandments for FanFiction Writers by streco reviews
And these were the commandments the Lord lay down for the author, ten in number. And the number of the commandments was ten, and they numbered ten. There were ten commandments. :]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Pick One by ChelleyBean reviews
How did Krum really get to be Hermione's date for the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Camouflage by techno tendencies reviews
When odd notes start arriving at Hermione's flat, her Valentine's Day starts looking brighter as the day goes on. Written for the dmhgficexchange at livejournal. read and review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings for each other. Valentine's Day one shot. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy.FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversation on a Broom by Inell13 reviews
Hermione and Viktor have a talk
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2669 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete