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Author has written 22 stories for Underland Chronicles, and Hunger Games.


ATTENTION! 90 PERCENT OF EVERYTHING IS SHIT! DON'T READ THE OLD STUFF PLEASE!

Favorite Underland things

Character: Take a guess.

Book: The Code of Claw

Quote:

"It's good that we have this understanding. Mutual need is a strong bond, stronger than hate, stronger than love."

"Do rats love?" Gregor asked.

"Oh, yes," said Ripred with a smirk. "We love ourselves very much."

Place: The Firelands

Boots moment: Poking Luxa in the eye during their first meeting in Regalia in Gregor the Overlander

Attack: Final Bane Assault on the plane of Tartarus

Prophecy: Blood (which I can recite very easily from memory, thank you very much)


List your twelve favorite TUC Characters in no particular order:

1. Ares

2. Bane

3. Ripred

4. Twitchtip.

5. Twrltongue

6. Aurora

7. Vikus

8. Luxa

9. Nike

10. Henry

11. Mareth

12. Gregor

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Mkay, I need to add that to the neglected Snorts of Crack.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

If she were human... I'd tap that XD

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

HAHAH YES! Lol, Howard would be pissed...

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Naah.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Not nearly as good as Bane and Ares.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

5/10 because--as Twirly's reincarnation--I would much rather have Henry for myself :D

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

He'd probably have another stroke.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Once upon a time, there was a Godly rat and an insanely sexy human. They made demigod rat-humans... that took over the Underland, and soon enough the Overland. It was made of Win.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Again, I need to write some.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

It's okay, you're only going to die.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Well... Mkay, first I'd lure the Bane into a trap using Ares, his manluff. Then I'd persuade him... and he would be mine. But I'd share. With Aria.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone is a Ripredist on my list.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Sorta, but not really.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Definitely sounds like something Aria would do.

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"I'm so gorgeous!"

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Hmm... probably "Meet Virginia" by Train.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Completely possible.

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

I'm hot... you're hot... let's go taunt people with our hotness.


List your twelve favorite Hunger Games Characters in no particular order:

1. Haymitch

2. Thresh

3. Cato

4. Foxface

5. Rue

6. Katniss

7. Gale

8. Cinna

9. Effie

10. Clove

11. Madge

12. Mr. Mellark, Baker

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Nowai! I actually wanted to write one!

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

erm... sort of. Not really.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Lol, MPreg...

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Nope.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Maybe. Decently anyhow

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

...this randomness isn't making any good slash. 5/10 then.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

He would probably make an O.O face then walk away.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

The minute I'd hear Claudius Templesmith announce that districts could be allies was the minute I'd allowed myself to me attracted to Cato.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Again, I need to write some.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Both Waiting

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Oh, Ripred... let's see... Foxface uses her sneaky ways to get in to Haymitch's room. Haymitch, who's hammered, doesn't say no.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Not sure

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

No, don't think so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Might be.

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"Jackknifed! "

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

"Popular" from Wicked

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Be prepared to gouge your eyes out from extreme creepy paedophilia.

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

"Hey, guess what? I just killed the girl from your district!" -head smashed by rock-

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Memoirs: Bane's Story by Dead Chick Walking reviews
POV from Pearlpelt. Uncanon pairing. Demented themes. Violence and Death. Just read it. Last chapter up. Be sure to check the Special Features!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,493 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Bane, Twirltongue - Complete
Rager to Rager by Dead Chick Walking reviews
Don't worry kids, it was an April Fool's joke. And an amazingly creepy one at that. Disregard the author's note, but relish in the horror of the crack pairings. Rated T for Totally Messed Up
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
Gregor and the Run of the River by LuxaTheUnderlander reviews
The Prophecy of Bone is now over and done with, but there's more trouble in the Underland. Luxa has disappeared, a new prophecy has been discovered, and gregor is called down again! This next sequel will continue the story of Gregor from my point of view.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,565 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007
Deepest Night by Dead Chick Walking reviews
The much awaited second installment of: The Darkness Trilogy. Love, war...and a demented rat? Join all of your favorite characters and a few new ones as the Underland plunges into the: Deepest Night.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,672 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007
Percy in the Underland by On Edge reviews
Percy's a demigod with problems. Guess what, they got worse. Gregor, Percy, Annabeth, and Grover possibly others fall into the Underland. Gregor& Luxa, Percy& Annabeth. R&R, please, it makes me happy. Rating may change.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007
Traitor's Girl by Dead Chick Walking reviews
That vile Warrior...if he had never started that thrice cursed quest...I would still have my Henry.I would still have my child." --Kaelyn .. Warning: Sexual reference, angst, etc.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
20 Bits of Fluff by Dead Chick Walking reviews
20 different pairings. 20 bits of fluff. And at the end? A SASR fic. Read it. Love it. Review it.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
The Dance Of Morbid by UnderlandSavior reviews
This shadow haunts me it’s a tune that follows, a pose that lasts forever. It wouldn't go away. It's a dance...a dance of eternity...until the day the music stops.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
If I Lay Here by LuxaTheUnderlander reviews
A oneshot songfic using Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol. Gregor and Luxa ponder on the consequences and depression that being in love has placed on them. Rated T just because I'm sort of paranoid.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Fallen by Dead Chick Walking reviews
Underlanders aren't afraid of falling. Right? Wrong. Based after Code of Claw.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
The Ambush by LuxaTheUnderlander reviews
Yay! This is my first oneshot. It's about that ambush at the eleventh hour on Solovet, Marcus, Horatio, and their bonds. You will see how different Solovet's actions are from who she really is. Hope you enjoy!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Faded Picture by Dead Chick Walking reviews
Angst, Oneshot, Songfic. Gregor reflects on his life since the Underland, and how everything is empty. Sucky summary, good writing. Read.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
The Skeleton in the Pit by Our Vulnerability reviews
A oneshot from the thirdperson perspective of Twitchtip. It covers her last moments, and some flashbacks relevant to Prophecy of Bane. Reads a little awkwardly, so beware.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Complete
Gregor and The Prophecy of Light by LuxaTheUnderlander reviews
Gregor has been up in the Overland for a month, thinking he would never see his friends again. But when Luxa shows up in the laundry room telling of some weird happenings, he wonders if his adventures in the Underland are really over. Chapters now titled!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,827 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
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Smoke and Mirrors reviews
Having destroyed the forcefield to escape the Quarter Quell, Katniss finds herself in the midst of the rebellion that is sweeping Panem. With allies new and old, can she help to overthrow the oppressive Capitol? Victory means freedom. Failure is death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,940 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Katniss E.
This is Madness reviews
Written before CF came out, so perhaps it doesn't quite have a place where it could be stuck in, but it's still there. T for romance
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Katniss E., Madge U. - Complete
100 reviews
My Fanfic 100 Challenge, where I attempt to finish the 100 given prompts.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009
Timber reviews
One dying tribute's attempt to rebel before death.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
The Chess Board reviews
Just a little abstract bit I found in my documents I wanted to share. Take it as you will, but if you try to take it at face value you could possibly get lost. But maybe not. I dunno.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Complete
Abernathy reviews
Only one year before, I stood in the crowd that I now peer out across. Only one year before, I'd become the second champion from District 12. One year before, I killed and I outlasted. I'd almost died several times myself. And now I'm the mentor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009
Out reviews
A Oneshot so far. Reader, what would you do if you gave up everything for a hope, only to face disappointment of the worst kind? rated T for language and apparently "dark" themes.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
On My Throne reviews
A poem of Haymitch's thoughts after winning his Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Complete
The Underland Chronicles Survivor reviews
One of those weird script stories... the Underland has a Survivor competition-thingy! Who will outwit, outlive, and outlast them all? Rated T for maybe making a few people mentally vomit with goodness fun stuff like incest and implied homosexuality! Yay!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,216 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
25 Snorts of Crack reviews
One daily story of a crack pairing or theme from The Underland Chronicles until the goal of 25 is reached. Controversial topics.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Awakened reviews
Ares wakes up after Code of Claw, only to find that he's human!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008
Happily Ever After reviews
Just a little drabble/one shot on a whim inspired by some random person's purse... don't ask ... Just read it. Bad summery. Sorry.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
of Flight and Fight reviews
Summery? Bah! Not yet... I only have the prologue done. I don't want to ruin the story. Spoilers? Lots. If you haven't read the other five, then skip it. Reviews? Much appreciated. Did I miss anything? I don't think so... Enjoy!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008
Gregor and the Plight of Flesh reviews
It's been two years since Gregor has been to the Underland, and he is startled at what he finds. The Prophecy of Flesh is in full effect, and the Underlanders are under siege from a terrifying enemy Gregor hoped never to come across again. Sequel to SoS.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
The Unnamed Short reviews
Short story divided into little segments. Read to understand it. I will tell you that I am bringing people to the Overland, but not how you expect... I can't come up with a title or summery... it's too short as of yet... Three months after Code of Claw...
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2008
You don't know reviews
A oneshot taking place between Gregor and the Sword of Shadow and Gregor and the Plight of Flesh. Gregor finally snaps and spits out his secret to cover for himself and get someone to shut up.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Gregor and the Sword of Shadow reviews
Gregor returns to the Underland from Virginia after four years to discover a new prophecy fall upon the Underlanders. There are rebellions forming, an ancient sword that induces a nightmarish coma, and the land finds itself on the brink of war once again.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
The BESTseller reviews
An actually non depressing, nonviolent, non death oneshot I have written. It is posted separately for the occasion.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Poems and OneShots reviews
Here is where my poems and oneshots will go. If you really like a oneshot, I may be persuaded to keep it up, but only after my story is done. This will be added to at my leisure. Rated for one certain oneshot, to be safe. Just added the oneshot Flowers.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007
Your Eyes reviews
A OneShot Songfic with the song Your Eyes from Rent. Uh...just read it. You'll like it. Maybe. Everyone seemed to, so, yeah. Read it. I can't summarize OneShots very well.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Mastermind reviews
An Underland Chronicles and Artemis Fowl crossover. Artemis and Butler have found the Underland, and Gregor follows them in. There will be a prophecy, but only if I feel like continuing. Rated for safety. Just changed the title.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/16/2007
Identity reviews
Ten years since the war. Gregor has not been heard from since being carted up to the Overland by his mother. This is what was believed, until Sylar, a Halflander, was born. Fearing banishment, Luxa flees, leaving Sylar with Hazard. Fifteen years later...
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007
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