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Joined 11-13-07, id: 1420770, Profile Updated: 04-05-09
Author has written 6 stories for Office, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Skins, Watchmen, and Supernatural.

I wasn't lying when I said it's been awhile.

Ages ago, I posted "Shattered;" a little while after that, "Freedom." (Both of them are one-shots, don't expect any more from that direction, especially since I deleted "Freedom," lol.)

Then the Joker strangled my muse and took her (his?) spot. So. Here I am. :)

Obviously, my main fandom right now is The Dark Knight, and it will be for quite awhile, I assure you. My other fandoms are Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and The Office, but honestly, I don't think I'll ever write for those three again. But, we'll see! Inspiration does come from the strangest places, after all. ;)

UPDATE (4/5/09)
What, now a Supernatural fic?! I honestly don't know what's come over me.

3/21/09
omg i wrote a watchmen fic :O

Once again, I am SO SORRY to those of you who are still waiting for a new CG chapter. I'm not going to lie to you - I haven't thought about CG in months, and now it's finally starting to look like I might have to give up. I really, really don't want to, because I still have plans for it and I'd loved to see those plans blossom, but school is SUCH a bitch, and a few other fandoms have kidnapped my attention and refused to ransom it. D:

So here's the final word: DO NOT EXPECT AN UPDATE IN CG ANY TIME SOON, but don't give up hope. I'll get to it eventually. :)

2/15/09
omg i wrote a skins fic. :O

A big apology to those of you who are waiting for a new chapter in CG! I've started it, but, uh. I've been distracted by the new series of Skins (and the UK version of The Office, meep). I'm not giving up yet, though! I have so many plans for this fic, guys, it'd be suicide to give it up. :)

12/28/08
Two updates in two weeks! Never thought that would happen. Also, for this latest chapter, if you've never read "The Masque of the Red Death" by Edgar Allan Poe, I suggest you do RIGHT NOW, because it is amazing and, quite frankly, you haven't lived until you've read Poe. Here is a quick link to the short story; read it and be amazed! Oh, and, uh, it'd be great if you read and reviewed my new chapter. Heh. :D

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Wise Up by coffeemione reviews
After the Batman's betrayal, a disillusioned Gotham is attempting to heal without much success. But when an international fiasco erupts, threatening the city's deteriorating survival, Gotham may be forced to realize that this battle simply cannot be won.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008
The Miseducation of Michael Scott by Bears Eat Beets reviews
CO-WRITTEN WITH HALLOWEENJACK138. Michael wants to learn the true meaning of being African-American. Meanwhile, Dwight hires Pam to illustrate his independent comic. Cringeworthy humor at its finest.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5312 - Favs: 9,567 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Scars by Soappuppy reviews
Sometimes scars tell more than you'd like to admit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2003
Three Days by Soappuppy reviews
So what really happened when you were alone on that island, Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2003
Perfect World by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Sequel to Bury the Hatchet. As a new school year approaches, Professor Weasley is called back to duty as an Auror. Hermione by his side, they are faced with preventing an ancient magic with the potential to destroy Muggle-kind from being unleashed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,697 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Slap by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Now in fifth year, Harry, Hermione, and Ron play a deadly game of skill, cunning, and concentration to pass the time…Slap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bury the Hatchet: Revised by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, and...help him prevent a murder. Revised version!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
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Lightly Falling Through A Whisper of Sky reviews
Ignorance is bliss, and knowledge is terrifying. Dean knows this better than most." Dean-centric with Dean/Lilith and implied Dean/Castiel. Spoilers for season four.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Outsiders reviews
Bruise: "As he lives, and as he dies, he tells himself that he’s not a monster." Eddie's dying thoughts. One of eight drabbles.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward B./The Comedian
My Clown, Let Me Love You reviews
She wants to throw a party, so she throws a party. Series 3, Effy/Series 1 character. Spoilers through 3x04.
Skins - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Chelsea Grin reviews
That’s my favorite kind of laughter – the painful, uncontrollable kind. The kind that goes on and on and on until you can’t breathe anymore and it feels like you’re just gonna DIE if one more howl lets loose from your lungs. SEVEN: Poison & preparation.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
Hang 'Em High reviews
The Joker isn't cruel – he’ll never leave you hanging. Sort of an epilogue to The Dark Knight, from the Joker's POV.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Shattered reviews
One fateful day, Dwight Schrute learns the news of Albus Dumbledore's sexuality. Chaos ensues. Set between Money and Local Ad slight Jam, Dwangela, and Harry Potter spoilers. :]
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete