recodan
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Joined 11-14-07, id: 1420907
Author has written 25 stories for Naruto.
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Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 33,547 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,623 - Follows: 12,135 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kitsune no Shoujo by KinKitsune01 reviews
A mischievious grin on her face, she added the finishing touches to her masterpiece. This would teach the villagers to stop looking at her as if she was a.. a monster. FemaleNaruto, SasuNaru. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,505 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U.
I'm Gonna Be A Gym Leader, Dattebayo! by messedupfruitsrotten reviews
Naruto's dad is leader of Konoha gym with high hopes of beating him, Naruto goes on a journey with his Vulpix and friends, Sasuke and Sakura. He meets tons of friends and enemies. But we all know our hero will come through...right? R&R pls! pokemonxover
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,851 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Gender Bending? by GodofAwesome reviews
Sexy Jutsu isn't Gender Change Jutsu. I take this idea and run with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,414 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,243 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
Aniki by Buni-San reviews
Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Ninja Crack by The-Caitiff reviews
My silly one shot folder for stories in the Naruto universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Reset: The Kushina Effect HIATUS by Feilyn reviews
Sometimes it's not about saving the world. Sometimes saving /a/ world is enough. Uzumaki Kushina is alive, and woe befall anyone who tries to harm her son. We all know what Naruto can do growing up alone. Imagine what he could do with a mother's love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,387 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Dead On Arrival by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Chapter Summary: "But Haku didn't care how Zabuza might have viewed her in that very instant. She was, for the time being, a teenage girl. And damned if her hormoned and girly tendencies were going to act accordingly."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,039 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Why did it have to be Lee? by aGreatPenName reviews
Ino was happy that Sakura found a boyfriend...but why of all people did it have to be Lee?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Quest for Mama by Cybertoy00 reviews
Spoilers for chap. 367. When Naruto hears that his feisty mother, Kushina, is alive, he heads off, dragging friends old and new along on an journey that just might be their last!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,356 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
The Little Green Vial by Whitefang16 reviews
Naruto and Tenten have grown closer through missions and training. They can't stand each other so how can any love blossom between these two ninja? A lot can happen with the help of a little green vial! Original author MasterO'Badgers17 NaruTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6933 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 155 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 417 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sex Change no Jutsu by Rike-sama reviews
Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fanfiction by Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
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Hidden Village of the Kitsune reviews
This is seriously AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
REDO reviews
A Sakura-centric time travel fic. SasuSaku. Contains a scene where the Third is on the john. Undated based on patheticness of my existance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,926 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Sakura H.
Microfics! reviews
Don't have time to read one of my full crack stories? Then read these! Less than 250 words each!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Rite of Manliness reviews
The ultimate Naruto vs. Sasuke story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Baka no Jutsu reviews
Naruto PWN's everybody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Thunderstuck: The Story of Neji Hyuuga reviews
Now with ten percent fruit juice!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Neji H.
Underpowered reviews
Naruto minus the Kyuubi. He's got a different history too. Read it and weep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U.
When Shion met Hinata reviews
The inevitable follow up to Naruto teh Movie FOAR.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Another Random Naruto Story reviews
I'm sorry, everyone. Even I don't know where this one came from.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Foxy Lady: Old Version reviews
This is the old version of mah story. Will be starting a new, update, less mary sue version. Bromwigya, huzzah, and forsooth. FemNaru x Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,096 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 121 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Chibi Ninjas! reviews
An fic set in the acadmey days. Majorly AU as far as plot. NON-EMO SASUKE CENTRIC FIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke's Arrival reviews
What happened when Sasuke first arrived at Orochimaru's lair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Fake Sasuke is the Best reviews
Quick Fic. What is Sasuke woke up and felt a little out of charecter?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Chunnin Exams: Take Two reviews
A different path though the Chunnin exams arc. DISCONTINUED, UP FOR ADOPTION.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,369 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Lee! Guysensei! reviews
It had to exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
No More Underwear reviews
Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Tenten Gaiden! reviews
I know. You've read a bunch of 'alternate team' style fics. This one's different. Naruto's on the team, Neji isn't. Lee doesn't wear spandex. And Tenten is GASP! THE MAIN CHARECTER! Warning - Canon not guarenteeded. Naruto x Tenten most likely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,185 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Tenten, Naruto U.
The Greatest Neji Fic Ever reviews
Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Neji H., Lee R.
A Good Day For Neji reviews
He wakes up feeling bad. Then he does something evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
It Will Change Your Life reviews
REUPLOADED CAUSE YOU WHINED! What happened when a certain jumpsuit becomes required attire? Some crazy stuff, thats what! Don't send me PM's calling me sexist please. I get that enough in real life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The Story with No Title reviews
It's movie night for the Akatsuki. Then a emo shows up. Hilartiy ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Nerdiest Naruto Fanfic Ever reviews
I feel ashamed of writing this, but I had too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Team 7 Body Swap reviews
Everyone in Team 7 swaps bodies. Hilarity ensues. Short chapters but hopeully frequent updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
What Should Have Been reviews
REUPLOADED BECAUSE YOU WHINED! In the anime, Naruto, Hinata, and Kiba are often teamed up. This is what I would have happen if they had been teamed from the start.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,523 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Asuma S. - Complete
The Temple Pond reviews
Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete