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Joined 11-14-07, id: 1421122, Profile Updated: 02-20-09
Author has written 7 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Final Fantasy VII.

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CrazyHookerProductions is a joint account of ShiningSugar14 and Bri_Kyo. Since we come up with a majority of our crack!story ideas on our own, we're creating a joint account.

This is so Gay: Officially finished. Sequel and backstory coming, if demanded.

Beauty and the Beast: Requires more love.

Peace,

~SS


Let's see... let's see... I can tell you that we have some crackfest ideas that I will make sure get done! We come up with stories at school and my house (okay.. mostly my house). Meh... I'l write more soon... I still have no thoughts.. Many thoughts, rather.

~BK


If you have ever ran through the empty hallways of your school screaming at the top of your lungs: "THE HEARTLESS ARE ATTACKING! COME FORTH MY KEYBLADE!" and began aimlessly whacking at the air, post this on your profile.

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

If you believe that Demyx has a heart, post this on your profile.

gin and sin by archy the cockroach reviews
even if i 'quit', there's not a chance in hell i'll stop. AU, slash, het.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,016 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Axel, Roxas
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1 Crush reviews
You seriously read all that "I Love Thee" stuff? Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Zexion, Demyx
This Is So Gay reviews
Cloud attends an all-men's school where he rooms with a gay man. But Cloud is homophobic. Rated M for safety. PAIRINGS: CloudTifa with eventual ZackCloud, WeissNero. More may come.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,232 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast reviews
A parody of Beauty and the Beast for Weiss and Nero. Rating may go up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Weiss, Nero
You Don't Love Me reviews
Demyx feels like Zexion doesn't care for him. Zemyx, lemon. Seme-Demyx. Yeah, we were surprised too.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Anorexia Nervosa reviews
Roxas notices that Axel doesn't eat that much. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Stand Still So I Can Pick You Up reviews
In which Axel uses all the corny pick-up lines at his disposal for one purpose; To be Roxas' boyfriend. AkuRoku. Rated for overuse of the F-word.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Nice Decorating reviews
Crack fic. Sora likes Riku's taste in flooring. Rated M for safety.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Sora - Complete