Sir John Constantine
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Joined 09-15-20, id: 14213531, Profile Updated: 06-13-24

Likes: Common sense, violence, betting, underground fighting, money. You know, the good stuff.

Dislikes: Love. Fluff. Cuteness. Marriage. Ugh, horrible.

Favourite Activities: Gym, MMA, Skydiving, Wingsuit Flying, Bungee Jumping, Mountain Climbing.

Least Favourite: Any activity with two men in the same room.

Wait, you're still reading this?

Wow, and people say I need to do something with my life.


Random Thoughts From Me:

1. To anyone who cares or possesses one, I own a PS4...Which I didn't want until I finished University.

2. Staying single is the best thing possible. No wife and kids mean you have all the time for work, family, gym, fun, and most importantly yourself.

3. I will always favour the anti-heroes over the protagonists because they always go for the kill, rather than sparing the life of the enemy. Sure Batman doesn't kill, but he does beat his enemies up and sends them to the hospital, why doesn't he just break the Joker's spine, I wonder?

4. When you're offered money in exchange for doing a favour. Demand the cash first before keeping up your end of the bargain.

5. I have scientifically tested and proved that if you pour a cup of water or other liquid on a sleeping person's face, they will automatically wake up. Facts.

6. I almost never use Instagram or any form of social media because they bore me after a few minutes.

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Confronting the Shadow by NYC01234 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki and Sayuri Uchiha have more in common than they'd care to admit. After being thrust into the dangers of the world, they find solace in each other's company. However, their bond is soon put at risk when they are both forced to choose what they desire more — friendship or revenge? Will they endure? Or does fate have less savory plans for them? (Female Sasuke).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 164,853 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 3/19/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
High School DxD: FIREBRAND by ArbyMaster458 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze was just an ordinary human living a normal life until he nearly dies protecting his cousin. Now, he's a devil who serves Seekvaira Agares as her Rook, as well as the host of a primordial flame demon who met his end at the hands of Trihexa. Welcome to the world of Devils, Monsters, Myths, and Gods, Rook of Agares! Designated as the FIREBRANDverse/Universe-333
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 71 - Words: 621,906 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 8/21/2023 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Naruto U., Xenovia, Seekvaira A.]
Invictus by Raging Smurf reviews
When I died, I never thought I'd get a second chance at life, let alone another chance as the protagonist of an anime. Getting another chance in a world with Snake pedos, heart thieves, and peepers with doomsday capabilities wasn't a part of the memo. But I ain't selling my life cheap, that's for damn sure. Male OC NarutoInsert. Chapters 1-4 prologue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 851,133 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 3,767 - Follows: 4,317 - Updated: 1/30/2023 - Published: 12/27/2020 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
Samsaric by JJGrace42 reviews
Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there. I do not sleep. SI/OC-insert fanfic. Rated M for violence, strong themes, and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 407,753 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 2,853 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 1/24/2023 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, OC
The Boy Called Trouble by Two Leaf Clover reviews
A young kunoichi, Kinomi, had seen this boy every now and then, but more than she had seen him, she had heard of his feats. Well, it was really more infamy than fame, right? Still, she couldn't help but find herself made curious by him. At first, it was a simple wish to know the answers to her questions, but she can feel this curiosity boring deeper. Just who is this Naruto boy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,096 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/18/2021 - Published: 10/17/2019 - [Naruto U., OC] Team Seven, Team Gai - Complete
Crimson by CagedHeart7 reviews
Life's not easy. May it be for two boys struggling to forge peace when everything stands against them. Or a girl on the run from hidden villages who have burnt her home to ashes. Or the oblivious child of two heroes who looks at his whisker marks and yellow hair, and thinks maybe his parents were traitors and that's why everyone hates him. Now when their fates intertwine, let's see
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/18/2021 - Published: 6/12/2021 - [Shisui U., OC] Naruto U., Itachi U.
Flashback by PsyckoSama reviews
On the day Izuku Midoriya was to receive All Might's quirk, the sacred torch of One for All, a young girl glowing with a corona of power runs up to the mentor and student yelling for them to stop as she desperately contains the energy within her. After pleading with Izuku to, impossibly, take One for All from *her*, she lays the weak and crippled Toshinori Yagi's hand upon her spar
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 153,061 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 7/4/2021 - Published: 8/2/2020 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Eri
The Consequences of Unyielding Will by LogicalPremise reviews
The Third Hokage dies stopping Orochimaru before he can defect, leaving Danzo a much freer hand to do as he pleases, and in the aftermath of the Kyuubi Attack, nothing stopping him from his long-held goals of being Hokage and strengthening the Leaf Village. Yet Danzo finds himself having to alter his plans again and again, and ultimately having to stand in the light he so despises.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,863 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/1/2021 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Danzō S., Team Seven, Temari, Nonō Y.
Beware My Power by SpecterOfFire reviews
Will. Hope. Rage. Fear. Compassion. Love. Greed. Death. These accompany Elros Eärendil as he crashes on Earth with powers unlike any the Three Factions have seen. His arrival brings about new friendships and romances - as well as deadly foes. How will Heaven and Hell react to the man who fell from the stars? The Age of Heroes is nigh. OC x Harem; M for graphic violence and sex.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 567,073 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 9/4/2020 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Rias G., H. Akeno, OC, Sona S.]
Seventh Slip Backward by Esparia reviews
If you are the only one to remember something, did it still happen? Time travel doesn't always work the first time, it doesn't even always work the second time; Naruto knows this well. Going back to live through your childhood again is a small price to pay to avoid the end of the world...if he ever succeeds, that is. Thankfully, he's not as alone in this adventure as he assumes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,722 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 1/2/2020 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U.
A Gamers Multiverse Adventures by The Dark Wolf Shiro reviews
The Gamer is a amazing power, it's user can achieve anything with enough effort. Unfortunately it's in the hands of a lazy nerd with delusions of grandeur and a hobby of blackmail. the multiverse has no idea whats headed its way. Evil MC, OC MC. Lemons/Smut
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 287,348 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 3,147 - Updated: 9/18/2019 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 10,992 - Follows: 9,996 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Reading Naruto the Forced Fighter by Spirit Soldier reviews
Team RWBY and team JNPR got teleported into a living room. There, they have to read the book of Naruto the Forced. Watch, as they read about their alternate selves and Naruto Uzumaki, the most unpredictable shinobi. And also see how RWBY reacts to their alternate selves fighting over Naruto. That's going to be fun.
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 259,106 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR
DxD: Gamer by The BadAss Writer reviews
When I died after making my first bad decission I wasn't expecting to be reborn in a world of Devils, Angels, Fallen Angels and Yokai. I wasn't expecting to the be the 'main character'. I wasn't expecting for my life to become a game. I will, however, make the most of this peculiar situation. SI OC as Issei! Badass Main Character! MassHarem! Lemons!
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,689 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 5,872 - Follows: 6,169 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/6/2016 - H. Issei, OC
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 8,269 - Follows: 5,820 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Banished Shinobi by Storm Fury reviews
Kaguya got the final laugh on Naruto, banishing him through space and time till he arrived at a forest outside Kuoh. How will Naruto survive in the world of the supernatural, when he arrived as weak as a Genin? Devil-Naruto, No slash/yaoi, NarutoxRias, IsseiHarem. Rated M for a reason!
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,751 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 2/4/2016 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Naruto U., H. Issei, Rias G.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 5,621 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Red Field by ArielBubbles reviews
Naruto meets a mysterious female ninja who captures his interest and eventually, his heart. Possibility of foul language in later chapters. I do not own Naruto, just a Naruto obsession.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,264 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Naruto U., OC
UGILF by personazero reviews
The sister fic to MGILF and just like MGILF the characters will be OOC not for little kids to read Poll on my profile
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,893 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Kokuten by Riya3 reviews
All Sasuke wanted was revenge. He never expected to be thrown into the midst of Konoha's hidden discordance, or to learn the truth about Uchiha Itachi. Time travel. The Uchiha coup occurs. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,836 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Naruto: Rise of the Dark Storm by Seeker Pendragon reviews
During Naruto's training with Jiraiya. He met a strange girl, with strange abilities. During his time with this strange girl, he finds himself falling for her. The thing is this girl, isn't human. And with her possessive nature... well Konoha and Akatsuki just better watch out, because this girl isn't giving up Naruto without a fight. Assassin's creed elements. Narutoxoc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,389 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 2,973 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Naruto U.
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 3,077 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Not home anymore by dasonone reviews
AU While returning from his training with Jiraiya, Naruto encounters Itachi who makes a jutsu with the intent to immobilize the boy but does a couple of hand signs wrong and sends Naruto in another world. -NarutoxWorldofWarcraft crossover- -NaruxOCxOC-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,021 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Forlorn by Isumo 1489 reviews
After escaping tragic pasts, young Naruto, Gaara and Haku form an eccentric but powerful team and forever change Konoha. While confronting adversity and enemies they choose to transform a forlorn past into a bright future. AU Note: The story continues in a sequel! Harbinger, written by tigerowl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 364,827 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete