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Armilla II by Coral Grace reviews
Sequel to Armilla. Armilla's story continues: the wizarding world is now at war and it seems old grudges must be put aside for the good of the Light. As Severus struggles to do this, Armilla also faces her own personal hardships. HBP year, but now AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 266,135 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Severus S., OC, Harry P.
Gunmouth by Gramophone Blue reviews
The orcs peered at her for a moment, rough faces entirely unreadable.They gestured at her with their thick hands or weapons. In their loud bouts of orchish, Meviahd caught the word 'ogar'. 'Kill.' Her stomach rose into the back of her throat again.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,727 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Troll, Night Elf
Bleach Into Azeroth by BahamutReishiki reviews
While fighting arrancar on their way to save Orihime, Ichigo and company are pulled into the world of Azeroth as a last ditch attempt by a dying arrancar to kill them. What adventures await them? Bleach / World of Warcraft Xover
Crossover - Warcraft & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,097 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Ichigo K.
Road Trip of madness by Ranger24 reviews
The Faction Leaders of the Horde and the Allaince are invited to Blizzcon but when an accident kills the Driver they're stuck trying to find their way across North America. Hilarity ensues.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,464 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Thrall, Varian Wrynn - Complete
Voodoo Child by Genoscythe reviews
There are no heroes here, folks. No prophecies, no worlds hanging in the balance. Just an unlucky troll with a pirate hat, a schizophrenic metrosexual tauren, a cannibal orc hunted by his own pets, and a Forsaken cursed by the mother of all curses.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,619 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2005
Fraccion Are Trash by The-Confined-Bird reviews
UlquiorraxOC Ulquiorra thinks he doesn't need a fraccion, and he doesn't,but he gets one and begins to get feelings for her. But what if he gives her away without knowing it and wants her back? Not good at summarys!First fic, please R&R. M for 'lemon'
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,057 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ulquiorra
Fun With Mister Insanity by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,495 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Poison Pink by BananaNutCrunch reviews
One man's poison is another man's tea! Uhm. No it isn't, actually. At least, not when Szayel Aporro Grantz is involved. And what exactly happens when some of his most lethal poisons accidentally get mixed up with Aizen's morning tea? A work COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,263 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Szayelaporro G., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Bloodscry by Nara Bluestar reviews
The past can still be dangerous and the dead can still spill blood... And sometimes there's only one way to save the person you love. Rated for sex, violence, language. Part 3 Ch 21: The epilogue. Complete.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 201,939 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Draenei, Orc - Complete
More Than Thirteen Ways of Looking at an Espada by sagebrush-soap-opera reviews
17: What all goes on during a day in the life of Aaroniero, medical apprentice? When the patients include Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, it can't be pleasant. Is there any hope? Will Aaroniero win any wagers? And was that encyclopedia really a good gift idea?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,800 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G.
The Moment of Truth: Espada Edition by Meggo-chan reviews
Halibel gets bored, so she decides to host a Moment of Truth, Espada Edition! Woo! It may have gay comments in it, but you'll just have to deal with that!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - S. Aizen, Grimmjow J.
Unexpected Relationship by NickelBleach reviews
In all reality, it has always been decided – the corrupt can never intertwine with the pure. UlquixYoru
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,266 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Yoruichi S., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Muggle with White Hair old v1 by FireyFlames reviews
On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,884 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Without him by Inarya reviews
Story of a blood elf huntress meeting an unlikely partner... an unfearing warlock who felt he needed no one but himself... **COMPLETE**
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,273 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Blood Elf - Complete
The Super Secret Diary of Arthas Menethil by JaDE-rUst reviews
You pick up the book and stare at it intently. Could this be real? Finally you decide that you don't care. If nothing else this book could be good reading the next time you're traveling the Deep Run Tram.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Like Water and Oil by Evelynn reviews
World of Warcraft. Boy meets Girl. Girl is from the opposing faction. Girl is not at all what the Boy expected. And vice versa. Please read and review!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,584 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 8/13/2005
The Fresh Prince of Azeroth by Arthasvs.Leon reviews
Arthas has weird dreams.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Worse Than Death by Dark Renegade reviews
Aizen finally gets pissed with the incompetence of his Espada and sentences six of them to the worst fate possible: making them live in the human world. Total crack fic that contains spoilers through the current arc.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,321 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
Tobi Jenkins by Chaos and Creation reviews
Tobi buys a computer is introduced to the Leeroy Jenkins video. Meanwhile the plans of Akatsuki have shifted towards the Kyuubi's jinchuuriki. Tobi Jenkins takes it upon himself to furthur the goals of Akatsuki. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Obito U., Neji H. - Complete
Tea and Anatomy by room421 reviews
Yea, I wrote another Grimmjow piece. Now with 45 percent more Crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Adios, Amigos by Pollux Unbound reviews
Grimmjow writes a farewell letter simply because he's had enough of Aizen, Espada, and Las Noches. Finally, he decides to quit Hueco Mundo. Here is his letter. One-shot. Implied GrimmIchi and GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
So, Five Espada Were Sitting on a Couch by Bjorn reviews
Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
fun with Helium by closedofHeart reviews
Do not use Helium in a place full of Sranked criminals...really. Involving Deidara, Hidan, Tobi and Pein. Oneshot. Rated for words that are used to keep in charactor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Obito U. - Complete
The Gods Must Be Crazy by Xenolord reviews
Grenth's Daughter and Melandru's Son come for a visit. Abbadon is strangely absent [Sorry Abbadon fans! You know who you are!] Rated M for Language and Grenth, as usual.
Guild Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
Do not underestimate the power of Emo by closedofHeart reviews
When Orihime meets Szayel for the first time, she had to ask why his hair was so funny. Ulquiorra is involved. Sequel to Emo power. A oneshot of sorts.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
The Rain that Binds by ilovemybishies87 reviews
[Multi Chapter] She…was very confused why an Espada from Aizen’s army was sitting across the table from her. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,988 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Emo power by closedofHeart reviews
Stuck in a cell with Ulquiorra, Orihime tries a little bribery, to make the espada do something funny. A bit OOC, R&R, are welcome.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Ulquiorra - Complete
It's Not an Obsession by kamitori reviews
Ulquiorra has a few fetishes, as Orihime finds...pure crack fiction, just for the heck of it. XD
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
When Root Canals Go Wrong by Reverberating Winds reviews
Crack. Cakes and candy can add up to a nasty surprise in your teeth over time. Which of the Espada is the lucky one to have a root canal? Too bad Las Noches has no anesthesia!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Cooking for Espadas by chairomori reviews
In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Tea With Aizen by Giru reviews
Or The Diary of Ulquiorra Schiffer
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Ulquiorra, S. Aizen - Complete
55 WAYS TO BUG DA AKATSUKI by Sir Loin of Beef reviews
SEE ABOVE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
The Meaning of Chocolate by Kitake Neru reviews
Set during the Arrancar arc. Orihime makes chocolate, and Ulquiorra ponders. Slight OrihimexUlquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Armilla by Coral Grace reviews
Follows the troubled path of fifth year Ravenclaw student, Armilla Kemp, when she is suddenly placed in the care of Professor Snape. NOT a romance fic or cliched story. Set in OotP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 74 - Words: 361,748 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Love Has Its Reasons by EmbraceDiversity reviews
A Night Elf meets a Troll. Somehow, they fall in love. Somewhat of an AU since I had written this when I had known little about the back story of the game. It will be rewritten some day. Complete for now.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,505 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Night Elf, Troll - Complete
Unlikely Heroes: The Lich Phage Marrowice by SickleYield reviews
First in a series: Every hero isn't a Thrall or even an Arthas. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some fall into the category of none of the above. Here is the story of one such unlikely hero.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete