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Joined 11-14-07, id: 1421431, Profile Updated: 04-23-13
Author has written 25 stories for Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, Tron, Super Smash Brothers, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Pokémon, and My Little Pony.

Hey all! Rytex here. How's life? (the correct answer is "GREAT!!! Who are you?")

Also, I have made this executive decision: Anyone who wants to MST any of my stories, please do! I enjoy reading MSTs and Sporkings, even at the expense of my own fics! However, provide me with a link to the fic if you so wish, because I would love to read it. Trust me, this isn't a honeypot trap. If it was, I'd be less obvious about it. Anyway, I'll even allow you to post them to my livejournal, where I am posting my own Sporks and MSTs.

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4. Favorites and Least Favorites (FALF)
5. Fanfiction Information (FFIN)
6. FAQS (FAQS)
7. Copy and Paste-s (CNPS)
8. Character Mash-Up (CHMU)
9. Kingdom Hearts Survey (KHSV)


IDIN
Identity Information:

Real Name
: Just leave it at Rytex.
Gender: Male (at least, last I checked I was male. Males think of sex every seven seconds, right? I think of it every eight. What does that make me?)
Age: 20
Location: The TARDIS, currently in Equestria.
Known Aliases: Raetekusu, The Crystal Warrior, Number XIV, The Vengeance, Domino, Dr. Evil, William Shakespeare, Queen Elizabeth II, Chuck Norris, Perry the Platypus, Harry Potter's stunt double, Darth Vader, Vanitas, Rex Magna Morta, Konüngr abr Anglát, The Unversed, One with No Heart who sits upon A Throne (Oh, the many anagrams of Xehanort minus the X).
Languages: English, Spanish (sort of), some Japanese, Hawaiian Pidgin
Birthdate: Thursday, February 23, 1993 at 6:00PM.
OCs: Flare Dancer, Rytex Beryl (The dreaded Marty Stu, though he isn't NEARLY as big of one as Bella Swan from Twilight.), Exsan Titan, Xemyli Replic (Marty's Mary), Ryet Scandas (another anagram of my name), Xegar, Valkeryon Omega (Stereotype Name Abuse), Zarn, Agani, Mouza, Geiza, Drogun, Danzon, Donovan, Veryl Saharan, Nano Ordona (There are quite a lot, aren't there). As I come out with stories with them in them, I'll put up a section with their physical and personality descriptions and what stories they're in. I had one before, but it didn't do a great job in capturing their selves, if you understand.
Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Left Behind series, Batman: No Man's Land (Greg Rucka), The Giver, The Hunger Games.
Favorite Comics/Manga/Graphic Novels: Scott Pilgrim, Naruto, Bleach, The Legend of Zelda (Viz Media version), Fullmetal Alchemist, xkcd.
Favorite Games: Zelda, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Occasionally Pokemon, Castlevania SOTN.
Favorite Movies: Inception, The Dark Knight, RED, Fever Pitch (I'm a Red Sox fan. BOO YANKEES!), All Star Wars movies, Eragon (For MSTing purposes. You don't think I'd actually LIKE that movie, would you?), Tron: Legacy, Tron, Batman Begins, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, V For Vendetta, Paul, Captain America, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2.
Favorite TV Shows: Once Upon a Time, NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles, Heroes, Phineas and Ferb, SportsCenter, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.
Least Favorite Things: The Twilight saga, Justin Bieber, people who make fun of girls for playing video games (why can't they?) and on that note, people who make fun of anyone who plays video games (not everyone can be like you boring people), The Ohio State Buckeyes (in every category. Not because I'm a Michigan fan. they're just OVER-RATED. Damn you, Tony DiNozzo. you'd be 10/10 on the awesome scale, but you went to Ohio State. Automatic minus 3. 7/10), the state of Texas (I'm from Oklahoma, that's why), the control scheme for the DS Zelda games, people who say they're Christian but do not act like it (I don't see swearing as a sin, unless I am directly tearing someone down, which is the second half of that don't let unwholesome talk come out), PEOPLE WHO HATE ON BRONIES LIKE ME FOR NO REASON BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T WATCHED THE SHOW, AND PEOPLE WHO READ MY STORIES AND DO NOT REVIEW.
Favorite Quotes:
"OBJECTION!" -Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney
"Mah boi" -King Harkinian, Faces of Evil
"Brought to you by Mr. Gay-Man Watch. As if Brawl tournaments aren't already big enough sausage fests." -Brawl Taunts 3,
"That's what he does. He ties them to the radiator and he grapes people in the mouth." -The Grapist, WKUK
"I wonder what's for dinner." -King Harkinian, Wand of Gamelon, "YOU MUST DIE!!!" Ganon, all 3 CD-i games
"I have attained the ultimate power of the universe!! You may as well be the dirt stuck to the bottom of my boots! Or the dirt stuck to the bottom of that dirt!!" -Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI
"Alright chums, I'm- let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNNNKINNNNS!!!!!!!!!" -Leeroy Jenkins video on YouTube
"Dreams are like Rainbows. They look awesome, until you realize that they can't be reached and that only idiots chase them." -Myself, talking to a friend when confronted with my dreams in life
"Motivation: If a cool picture and a cutesy saying motivate you, you are probably doing a really easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon." -Despair, Inc DeMotivational Poster
"RUMBLEROAR!!!!!!" Rumbleroar, A Very Potter Musical
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUKERS!" [sic] - Dumblydore, My Immortal
"My name is Draco Malfoy. I'm a racist, I despise gingers, blood traitors, and muggleborns, I hate Gryffindor House, and my parents work for the same man who killed your parents do you want to be my friend?" -Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Sequel
"We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie" My Immortal.
"It needs to be about 20% cooler." -Rainbow Dash, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic.


WOFM
This is basically my way of thanking those who have been so kind as to review my stories regularly (or just happen to be my favorite authors and my brother).
Monk Preston - Brother!! His name is not Preston, so please just call him Monk. He has two stories, one of which is short and somewhat in-character for Kefka Palazzo (my favorite villain EVAR!), and another that is a Zelda Fic about the Rose of Fistlandus, some fictional land he made up.
No Pain No Gain- Author of probably the best high school fic I have EVER read, including the original stories like I Am Number 4. I don't count Harry Potter because that isn't technically High School. You should definitely read her fic Only In High School. It's a ZeLink fic about a Link in the far future in high school who deals with the stuff every student deals with, like bullies, girls, Ancient Hylian class, and all that stuff.
SoraxKairi7 - Author of my favorite Kingdom HeartsxFinal Fantasy VII crossover (sort of). Her fics Maid Service and Cupcake Factory are, quite simply, sublime. The humor is unpredictable, the characters are so in character (except for Sora and Riku), and the plot is excellent. Cupcake Factory is currently in progress, but I encourage you to read it anyways, but please read Maid Service first.
xo.Kyorii - Author of Teenage Wasteland, a Kingdom Hearts fic that puts just about every KH and FF character from VII, VIII, IX, X, XII, and XIII on the same island, which is one giant vacation place. Sora and Kairi have a history, Riku is a lovesick Emo, Selphie is a preppy annoyance (just like in VIII), Olette is her usual quiet yet cute self, Roxas is dating Namine, who is an introvert, and the whole island is torn between whether Kairi should date Sora or Cloud (a la Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, and Bella "Mary Sue" Swan).
Cody8434 - He was the first who has reviewed my Ruin and Creation story regularly. He has my thanks, and for that he gets put here. Once he starts writing his stories, I'll put up what I think is his best work thus far so you can enjoy his stories.
tehepicnessoffail - You, my very dear reviewer and reader, have been with me since I first started posting my fictions. You have my deepest thanks, and your reviews I actually look back on and agree with.


WOSM
This is my place where I identify the people/fictions/both that are so detestable to me, because of a) plot, b) Mary Sues, c) "goffik" characters, d) xxxbloodyrists666xxx, e) vampire fics, f- you know what? Anything listed under my Least Favorite things in fics (below) gets thrown down here.
xxxbloodyrists666xxx
- Perhaps better known as Tara Gilesbie, and her abomination "My Immortal," her monstrosity is called the worst fanfiction of all time (but it is still strangely better than Twilight). It features a character called (let me make sure I spelled this right. It changes a lot) Enoby/Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven/Tara (that changes too) Way (obvious reference to Gerard Way) who is a "goffik" chick who strangely is in love with both Harry "Vampire" Potter, the boy with an upside-down pentagram scar who covers it with pale white (a la Edward Cullen) foundation, and Draco (Drako, Darko, Darco) Malfoy. Just read the first couple of chapters. For once, Dumbledore is the coolest character, and only because the line “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS! [sic]” This story is something that has to be experienced... It even gets taken down from ff.net whenever it is posted by someone, so I provided the link to an outside backup.
Nocte Ambulavero - Beloved is the fic in question. An Inheritence Cycle fic which makes Eragon fall for a blind sister of Arya's, marry her, become hopelessly in love with her, and engage in a rather random lemon with her. Warning, this is Rated M for that reason. I heard about this from a friend.
nixashimigi - Cries of the Crimson Angel... Oh dear god... This is the kinda stuff I'm parodying in my Rytex-is-an-overblown-Mary-Sue fic. SIX KEYBLADES? ABLE TO PINPOINT THE EXACT LOCATION OF HER HEARTLESS, ONLY SHE DOESN'T WANT TO BOND AND BECOME HUMAN AGAIN BECAUSE NOBODIES DO IT BETTER!? HUGE BOOBS AS A SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD!? REALLY!?
Jenna Silverblade- Known for her story My Inner Life, the most sue-ish Zelda fanfiction ever written. I mean, seriously. There are sue-ish Zelda fics, and then there's this one. Just... just read it.


FALF
My likes in Stories
:

Straight pairings that are believable and canonical (for the most part). This is huge. Especially the STRAIGHT part. No Yaoi. No trying to make it straight with fem-person or futa.
Good Humor. I like reading stories that are funny. I like reading stories that have easy-to-get humor and poke fun at people (particularly by overdoing the stereotype). I do NOT like humor that is an inside joke that I don't get or that attacks someone or something. That isn't humor. That's just mean-spirited-ness.
Long, descriptive stories. None of this 54 word crap, though I admit some of my stories are short and not very descriptive. I'm re-editing a couple of them. Others I'm leaving them alone so I can learn from mistakes.
Good, creative, plausible villains with creative names. I ABUSED the Greek Letter Name stereotype. There's a big difference.
PEOPLE WHO REVIEW. If you read the story, PLEASE tell me what you think of it. I want everyone's input. Otherwise, I'll probably just get support from one group of people with one set of opinions.

My dislikes:
Yaoi. I will admit, I like to PARODY gay couples, but I do not like homosexuality in stories. Or at all, for that matter. Only one exception to this day for this though, and that's Wallace Wells in Scott Pilgrim.
Yuri. I'll admit, this is starting to take a backseat, especially in the My Little Pony area, simply because there aren't many dudes to ship the mares with.
Smut, Het, Lemons or any other words used to describe those kinds of scenes, when used in a story NOT rated M. I was unfortunate to discover one that was "cleverly" hidden in a rated K story, and explained in a very unconvincing way. The person claimed that no one would read it if it was rated M. I reported the story to FF and the story was taken down, and life continues on.
Vampire Fics. I detest them, because they're so cliche'. And while I'm on that topic, Werewolf fics too.
Bad humor. If it's rated K, please keep it rated K. No sex jokes in rated K. Maybe rated K plus, definitely T, but definitely not K.
Flamers. If you hate the pairing or author, why are you reading stories about it or by him/her?
Obvious Mary Sue/Marty Stus that the readers aren't warned about - Author-Insert is one thing. If you tell your readers that such-and-such is a Mary Sue and to be warned is one thing. NOT telling your readers that, and still making your guy/girl an incredibly gifted, flawless, perfect person with unnatural abilities and a lightsaber the protagonist of your story, now THAT is MSTing material. Guess what readers. If you do that, I don't give a damn that FF removes it. I WILL MST your story if that happens.
Random things that have no pertinence to the story whatsoever, such as in Brisingr, the entire sequence about Eragon reuniting with Saphira. The hiccup thing was a waste of my time. Now, comic relief is a different story.
Plot Twists that are mostly unexplainable. One thing I despise in stories is when someone throws in a villain for the sake of throwing him in, but without a really strong explanation to support him returning. Examples include Zelda: Twilight Princess, where Ganondorf makes a rather random reappearance, to name an example. Yes, I attend the School of Redundancy School.

Favorite Characters:
Naruto/Shippuden - Naruto, Neji, Itachi, Killer Bee-san, Sai, Gaara, Kakashi, Rock Lee, Maito Gai-sensei, Madara/Tobi
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - Scott Pilgrim, Wallace Wells, Ramona Flowers, Kim Pine, Knives Chau, Stacey Pilgrim, Young Neil (I can identify with him really well), Michael Comeau
Bleach - Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia Kuchiki, Uryu (Cant think of last name)
Kingdom Hearts - Sora, Kairi, Riku, Roxas, Axel, Xion, Lea, Ventus, Aqua, Terra
The Legend of Zelda - Link, Malon, Zelda, Midna, Ganondorf, Vaati, Dark Link, Sheik, THE WHOLE FRIGGIN' SHEIKAH TRIBE, Romani, Cremia, Kafei, Marin, Ghanti (manga only)
Final Fantasy - Kefka Palazzo, Cloud Strife, Sephiroth, Gabranth, Gilgamesh, Terra Branford, Bartz Klauser, Cecil Harvey, Kain Highwind
Harry Potter - Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Hermoine Granger, Lord Voldemort, Fred and George Weasley, Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy, because Pigfarts is real.
Inheritance Cycle - Eragon, Arya, Roran, Galbatorix, Oromis, Glaedr, Horst, Nasuada, Orik, Murtagh, Angela
Red vs. Blue - Caboose, Donut, Sarge, Simmons, Grif, Tucker, Church, Tex, the Meta, Carolina
Hunger Games - Katniss, Peeta, Haymitch, Cinna, Gale
Fullmetal Alchemist - Edward, Alphonse, Winry, Roy Mustang, Envy
Phineas and Ferb - Ferb, Vanessa, Perry the Platypus, Norm, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Isabella, Phineas
Pokemon - Red, Blue(female), Green(male), Yellow, Gold, Silver, Kris, Lance, Koga, Sabrina, Ruby, Sapphire.
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Derpy Hooves, Princess Luna, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Doctor Whooves, Queen Chrysalis, Twilight Sparkle, Lyra Heartstrings, Bon-Bon, Vinyl Scratch/DJ P0n-3, Octavia.

Least Favorite Characters:
Naruto/Shippuden -
Sasuke (I used to think he was awesome...), Danzo, Zabuza, Haku, Orochimaru
Scott Pilgrim - No one, really. they're all hilarious.
Bleach - Again, no one.
Kingdom Hearts - Maleficent, Ansem the Wise, King Mickey (he is cool, with the Keyblade he wields, but he didn't need to be in the game for only a few moments. He was much better in BBS, COM, and II), Winnie the Pooh (all characters), Hayner, Pence, Seifer, Raijin, y'know?
Zelda - Zant (He was awesome until he threw a whiny-babby (memes ftw) temper tantrum), Veran, Onox, Aryll (HOI!!!!!!i!!), Ilia, Tarin (Stupid having-to-come-in-just-as-Marin-was-about-to-say-that-she-loved-Link), Kaepora Gaebora (Stalker), Navi, Ciela
Final Fantasy - Locke and Celes (ANGST!!!), Yuffie, Rufus Shinra, ExDeath, Ghido, Tidus
Harry Potter - Albus Dumbledore (I know he's awesome, but he was gay for Grindelwald... Not making this up. Rowling herself said something of the sort.)
Inheritace Cycle - Vanir, Islanzadi, Sloan
Red vs. Blue - Doc, Washington, Butch Flowers, OmAli, GaRe (aka O'Malley and Gary)
Hunger Games - President Snow, President Coin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Lust, Gluttony, Greed
Phineas and Ferb - Albert, Irving
Pokemon - Pryce
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - Gilda. Anyone who makes Fluttershy cry deserves to rot in Tartarus.

Favorite Pairings:
Naruto/Shippuden - NaruSaku, NaruIno, NaruHina
Scott Pilgrim -ScottxRamona
Bleach - IchiRuki, IchiHime
Kingdom Hearts - SoKai, SOlette, SoMine, Roxette, Roxine, Roxion, VentAqua, VanAqua, XioNitas, SoYuffie, ZackxAqua
Zelda - ZeLink, MaLink, MidLink, LinkxRomani, LinkxSaria, LinkxGhanti (pretty much any pairing featuring Link and a girl that's not totally outlandish)
Final Fantasy - Don't care much for pairings in these.
Harry Potter - HarryxGinny
Inheritance Cycle - AryaxEragon (Aryagon), FirnenxSaphira, MurtaghxNasuada
Red vs. Blue - No pairings here either.
Hunger Games: None. The Hunger Games is the new Twilight Saga. All it is is a love triangle between Pitabread, Cactus Evergreen, and Gale, with complicated end-of-the-world plots to spice up the story. Oh well, whatever the faults may be, it's still much better than Twilight. By the way, what is it with nature-inspired names? It all started in FFVII with Cloud, then Squall in VIII, Lightning and Snow in XIII, Katniss (a flower), Gale (a type of wind), and Peeta-bread (guess). Oh, and there's also Sora and Ventus (sky and wind), Riku and Terra (earth and earth), and Kairi and Aqua (sea and water) from Kingdom Hearts.
FMA - EdWin and RoyZa
P&F - PhinAbella, FerbNessa
Pokemon -
RedxYellow, RedxBlue, GreenxBlue, GoldxKris, RedxMisty, BluexSilver
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - DerpyxDoctor Whooves, FirewallxLuna, Twilight SparklexLuna, and lots more.

Least Favorite Pairings:
Naruto/Shippuden - Any Sasuke pairing (he doesn't deserve love), and really, any pairings besides those above
Scott Pilgrim - Any other than ScottxRamona
Bleach - All other pairings besides above, again.
Kingdom Hearts - All Organization Orgies above others, but really, all but those above.
Zelda - All Yaois and Yuris.
Final Fantasy - Non-canon pairings, such as TerraxEdgar, or LockexTerra
Harry Potter - Pretty much, all but those above again.
Inheritance Cycle - And again, all but those above.
Red vs. Blue - Any and all pairings.
Hunger Games - Any and All. Particularly the KatPee/PeeNiss couple. What's the matter THG Fans? umad?
FMA - Everything else.
P&F - Everything else.
Pokemon - Everything else.
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic - I haven't seen too many pairings I really don't like, but I really don't like seeing Gilda end up with ponies.


FFIN
Milestones
(Some of these are rather pathetic compared to other, better authors' stories)

Zelda: Adventures in High School - 8,500 Views
The Royal Ball - 5,000 Views
Link Never Forgets a Promise - 5,500 Views
When All the Battles Have Ended - 7,000 Views
Reunion - 3,500 Views, 41 Reviews, 63 Favorites. (Just over 1,000 words, compare to below)
A Stranger Among Them - 3,000 Views, 23 Reviews, 26 Favorites (Currently over 75,000 words. Compare to above)

Completed Fanfictions:
A Day at the Lake: MaLink One-Shot. Link needs a break and takes Malon on a date to Lake Hylia.
A Sunset on the Beach: Link encounters the one person he doesn't want to see before he goes to face the Nightmare. It would only make his leaving worse. WAFF. LinkxMarin. Also, a happy ending has been prepared. Be warned. There is some Russian in the disclaimer... Oneshot
A World to Protect: DISCONTINUED The world has been in balance for years, ever since the dread power of magic was locked away. But what happens if someone breaks that balance?
Apocalypse Now: Zelda, Ganondorf, and Malon all have to put up with the burden of the moon crashing into the earth, even in Hyrule. MaLink story.
Carrying On a Legacy: Teddy Lupin and young Fred Weasley have a plan to completely trash Filch. However, only Victoire doesn't app- you know what? Screw it. Let's go trash Filch. One-shot, TeddyxVictoire.
Four Friends on the Winds: DISCONTINUED The world is in balance because of the four crystals. However, they begin to break one by one. And someone is sealed away because of them. Who is he and why was he sealed away?
How Do I Lesbian Thee?: Sora's relationship with Kairi has taken a turn for the worse. He wants to apologize, but can't get the word "love" out. Fortunately, Wakka is here to help him apologize and confess to Kairi that he Lesbian her. "Damn it Sora!!!"
Link Never Forgets a Promise: My take on how the post-Majora's Mask Ocarina of Time Link lived. MaLink, sets the stage for Twilight Princess.
Long Lost: Red gets a visit from a person he has not seen in years atop Mt. Silver.
Reunion: MAJOR INHERITANCE SPOILERS!!! It's been a century since Eragon left Alagaesia. He and Saphira feel empty because they left their loved ones, but a surprise visit and revelation may change that. AryaxEragon, FirnenxSaphira, Oneshot.
Sora's Birthday Present: It's Sora's birthday, and Riku has an interesting present for him. Here is my parody!
Sunset: Sam Flynn shows Quorra what's better than a sunrise. Post-Tron: Legacy. Oneshot.
Through Desert and Flame: WAFF, One-Shot, MidLink, written because of a bet that I couldn't write a MidLink WAFF Oneshot with a fight scene and post the story all in a weekend. Well, sucks for my friend, cause I won $50.
Zelda: Adventures in High School: AU (Modern Hyrule, and obviously high school) Two friends, a high school crush, an ancient villain reborn as another student, all part of a typical year at Castle Town High School.
Finest Fantasy Trilogy
The Third Side of the Coin: Light and Twilight are two sides of the same coin, but what do you make twilight from? Link finds himself trapped in a strange world, and things are set in motion that could spell doom for all three worlds.
End of the World: The world is hit with two meteors, maybe more. Those who are not dead face dark days ahead as the world prepares for one who believes he is god.
End of All Things Trilogy
When All the Battles Have Ended: Link returns to Hyrule after seven years. He fulfills a promise he made to Talon. However, unforeseen happenings force him to depart on another adventure. MaLink, First of End of All Things Trilogy, T for swearing and war scenes.
A Light, Even in the Ultimate Darkness: Link and company continue the search for Ganondorf for the reasons explained in WATBHE. As they continue searching, they eventually find that events that happened centuries in the past are affecting them in extremely unpredictable ways.
Ruin and Creation: Ganon finally escapes his prison. Now, he's out to continue his plan to open the Door to the Ultimate Darkness so that he may gain the powers of a god from the Darkness inside. Link must rise up and confront him as he begins to wreak havoc on the world.

Currently Working On:
Zelda: The Royal Ball: REWRITING Zelda throws a ball for the land, thinking she can get Link as her date. Unknown to her, every girl in the land wants him too. Final Pairing decided and way it shall come about as well.
Fun with the New Guys: Master Hand invites nine Square Enix characters into the realm of the SSB Universe just in time for a tournament. Meanwhile, life in that world is... well... somewhere next to hell. However, they seem to fit right in.
The Hero of Time: Basically, I'm novelizing Ocarina of Time, but I'm changing a plot to one more, how should I say this, ummm dark. Not that it isn't dark enough already. I'm not just going to scrape Hyrule's knee in this story like Ganondorf did. I'm going to have its back broken.
Once Upon a Time: Link and Zelda's son returns to the town that used to be Hyrule. Everything has been cursed, and he is the only one who can break it. Based on ABC's Once Upon a Time.
Horror From Beyond the Fourth Wall: Something is wrong with the inhabitants of Hyrule, and so three mysterious NPCs who didn't even appear in OoT set out to explore the most horrific place imaginable to save them: Fandom-Hyrule. Little do they know, this all looks very familiar...
A Stranger Among Them: A pony with no memory wakes up in an unknown land. Someone wants to use him to conquer this land, but there's another who wishes him to defend it. All the while, he is trying to find out exactly who he is. LunaxOC. T for swearing and for violence. Enjoy.


FAQs:
Where did you hear about FF.net?
I actually heard about it from a good friend of mine from my old school. Matt McNaughton, you are the best person ever!

What's the deal with Rytex?
Rytex is, strictly speaking, my Nobody (Kingdom Hearts universe). When I first started writing Fanfictions, I wanted to self-insert. So, I used the Kingdom Hearts universe, and a Nobody of myself to do that. He is a little (or a lot) different from my real appearance, but he is practically my Mary Sue. I took a test about him, and it turns out he isn't as overboard a Mary Sue as, say, Bella Swan from Twilight, or Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way from My Immortal. I don't hide behind him and desperately convince you that he isn't me. However, I am now going to blow the top off the Mary Sue with a new fiction idea my brother gave me, where I exploit every known Mary Sue-ism ever, complete with a MST of my own story in it.

Also, I recently got the idea of having Rytex in my other stories as one part of a nexus of worlds. Similar to Gilgamesh in the worlds of Final Fantasy, I may have a bunch of stories where Rytex appears, influences the story a little, and then vanishes as he is swept off through the dimension to the next world/story of mine (also like The Doctor of Dr. Who and Samurai Jack when Aku sends him through the dimensions, I guess). That's the story of the card I made as my avatar (and I wanted to have fun). Exsan and Xemyli I suppose will also have to make appearances, as their fates are tied to Rytex's. They're all searching for each other, and when they find each other, they'll join and fight the one who sent them into the Inter-dimensional Rift (which is basically what I will call FF.Net as it is the place where all worlds meet, and crossovers happen), a la ItsJustSomeRandomGuy's I'm a Marvel and I'm a DC universe and Stan's Place (watch all the videos on YouTube. I highly recommend them). Naturally, in this type of fiction, there has to be a lot of fourth wall breaking, a la Deadpool. I plan on starting this project after Ruin and Creation is fully finished, and the other stories I've got in progress have been advanced at least 3 or 4 chapters each (or in the case of The Royal Ball, completely finished).

Your story WATBHE sounds a lot like Sachan2294's After the Battles Are Done. Why is that?
Okay, you caught me. I find myself writing stories that are nearly carbon copies of other peoples' stories, and it annoys me because I want to draw inspiration from them, not the whole plot and everything. So, I edited it to where it had a different ending than what it was supposed to have. Now it sparked my End of All Things series.

What's your favorite color?
Black. Thanks for asking.

Why would you write a story on [insert underused pairing here]? There are so many better pairings than that, like [insert ZeLink, some yaoi pairing, or some yuri pairing]?
Because I just happened to be inspired to write a story on them. Also, for those of you who are yaoi fangirls or yuri fanboys, I refuse to do yaoi or yuri. I don't hate homosexual PEOPLE, but I do hate homosexualITY. Love is for a man and a woman. Not two men, not two women. I PARODY them (especially AkuRoku and SoRiku sometimes) on other sites (and I have a SoRiku parody planned for those who read yaoi lemons).

Why won't you hurry up and update [Insert Story Name Here]?
Be patient. I am still in school, and I have quite a lot on my plate. Also, some of my stories (The Royal Ball) have been heavily modified due to my iPod being stolen and found, and the story having been edited during the time period. I'm working on fixing the continuity for that one in particular, then I'll finish it all up.

Who are your favorite authors/who inspired you to write?
Well, my favorite authors are the ones who inspired me, and they are J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter), Christopher Paolini (Inheritance Cycle), Judy Blume (Tales of a 4th Grade Nothing), Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins (Left Behind).

Why isn't Stephanie Meyer on that list? She's as good as J.K. Row-
Let me just stop you right there. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. Stephanie Meyer is nowhere near in the league of J.K. Rowling. That's like comparing Barcelona F.C. (Rowling) to a first grade soccer team (Meyer). Here's my biggest 5 reasons why.
1. J.K. Rowling planned out her books for 6 years before she published HP and the Philosopher's Stone. Stephanie Meyer just sort of winged it.
2. You can clearly see plot in HP. In Twilight, it's like "Well, next I have biology and Oh crap! surprise vampire attack!"
3. Bella Swan is the biggest Mary Sue I have ever seen. Ever. Nowhere in Harry Potter do you see a Mary Sue.
4. Love isn't "I can't live without you Edward! I'm going to commit suicide!" Love isn't "I watch you while you sleep." Love most definitely isn't "You're supposed to be food for us, but you're beautiful, so I'll drink Animal Blood." Harry Potter portrays love (and the world, for that matter) realistically, instead of a wish-fulfillment fantasy concocted by an inexperienced author's childish brain.
5. It seems impossible that one author can destroy the image carefully crafted over years by great authors, in just one little series. But it happened. Here's how vampires are supposed to be, as crafted by Bram Stoker and Anne Rice. Cruel, emotionless, cold, unloving, blood-drinkers who sleep in coffins, turn into bats, die in sunlight, are allergic to garlic, and who die by being staked by wood or silver through the heart (though Van Helsing says that the vampires die by the hands of a werewolf also). Here's how Stephanie Meyer portrays them. Whiny, loving, moody, emo people who glitter in sunlight, are not allergic to garlic, and apparently have a soul.
Twilight also will inevitably kill all Americans in the friggin' universe. Every teenage girl will now wait for their Edward Cullen or Jacob Black until they turn into old ugly people and die, childless and alone. Thanks, Stephanie Meyer, for killing the country, and trashing every high school guy's hopes of ever getting a girlfriend and/or wife. Oh yeah, and Justin Bieber did that too. I have two friends who are OBSESSED (Paden Belieber Bieber, if you are reading this, I mean you and Rylen) with him, and are convinced that they are going to marry him. They told me personally that they will not date anyone because they are waiting for JB. What gives you the idea that you are better than 8 billion other teenage fangirls?

How is it possible that you could hate Twilight? YOU HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!
No, I just enjoy GOOD works of literature. After about two seconds of reading the back cover, I wanted to cut off my hands for touching such an inhuman piece of filth. I also use it as emergency toilet paper, though it isn't as satisfying to use one piece of crap to wipe up another when I could use paper.

What got you into [insert name of books/games/manga/TV/etc.]?
I'm a reader by nature. I started reading HP when they announced the movie, since it looked good. Ever since, we wanted to use magic in games. Because of this, my little brother (Monk Preston) bought Kingdom Hearts back in '04, and I've been with it ever since. KH got me into Final Fantasy and Square Enix. Someone compared FF to Zelda on the internet and I played Zelda to make the comparison. Voila! Harry Potter led to Zelda! Anyway, I always played Super Smash Bros. My friends Casey Hopkins and Chalayna Burpo from my old school got me into manga (namely Naruto, FMA, and Bleach). I went and watched Scott Pilgrim when Zelda Dungeon referenced how many Zelda homages there were, so HP --> SP. One of my friends and I were having a normal conversation about Zelda, and when we mentioned Twilight Princess, someone misinterpreted it as Twilight. They went on a fangirl rant about it, and after I saw the movie commercial, I wanted to put out my eyes, so HP --> anti-Twilight. Basically, Harry Potter has gotten me into nearly EVERYTHING!!!!! Thank you J.K. Rowling!!!

A different example would be what turned me into a Whovian. I got into it because of, of all things, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. I knew about Doctor Whooves, and I had been coming on to that fandom for some time.

Why can't you just focus on one story at a time and not work on, like, four different stories? I want [The Royal Ball/Fun With the New Guys/The Hero of Time] to be done!!!!
Alas, you have stumbled upon my weakness. I never want to work on one thing. I like to do multiple stories at once. If I were to force myself to sit down and do only one story at a time, I wouldn't really be having much fun doing that. And for me, writing is fun. If the fun was taken away, then, well, I wouldn't do it and you wouldn't even have stories.

You mention Anonymous as being your reason for doing things for the lulz (see below). Are you an Anonymous member?
At the moment, no. I do agree with them, though, on their point about Scientology. That's not to say that I agree with them about everything or that I hate Scientologists. I hate the religion, not the people. And who knows? Maybe when I live on my own, you'll see me at some of their protests. If you can tell me apart from the hundreds of others wearing Guy Fawkes masks.

You're a brony too!? BROHOOF!!!
Yes, I am a brony. I started watching the show late-February, early-March, and I got caught up to the Season 2 Finale just in time and it was SO AWESOME!!

Also, /)(\.

So, since you're also a brony, who is best pony?
Seriously? You're asking me that? It's incredibly obvious to anyone that Ditzy "Derpy" Doo Hooves is undoubtedly the single greatest creation that any fandom has ever done, much less a single, very recent fandom.

After Derpy comes Luna, who is best princess (and best "canon" pony, if you will). Finally, Princess Twilight is best Mane 6

What? Everyone knows that [INSERT BACKGROUND CHARACTER HERE] is best BGC, [TROLLESTIA/CADANCE] is best princess, and [INSERT MANE SIX HERE] is best mane 6.
You sure have a funny way of saying Derpy, Luna, and Twilight Sparkle. You might want to consider speech therapy.


CNPS
Now for the inevitable Copy-And-Paste remarks...

96% of teenagers would be scared to death if Justin Bieber went up to the top of a high building and was about to jump off. If you are one of the 4% that would bring a chair, popcorn, a large Coke/Dr. Pepper/hell, any soda in general, and shout "DO A BACKFLIP!!!!!" copy and paste this onto your profile.
I would bring a video camera and post hundreds of Justin Bieber-related videos, like "Baby" by Justin Bieber, and instead of showing the video, I'd rickroll them with the pic of him committing suicide. As with all Anonymous members, I'm doing it for the lulz.

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If you think Brett Favre needs to either a) roll over and die, or b) retire before that happens, copy and paste this onto your profile. (B for me)
Victory, sweet victory!!!!

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If you have EVER Gibbs-slapped someone/yourself to the back of the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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99% of FF writers can't distinguish between YOUR and YOU'RE. If YOU'RE one of the 1% who can, copy and paste this onto YOUR profile.

We're currently up to, what, about 650 pokemon? If you remember a time when there were only 150, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're older than 12 years old and, when asked if you play it, you reply "Hell yeah I still play Pokemon," copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people born in 1993 or after either don't want to play, can't remember, or don't know about any games before the time of Halo: Combat Evolved and do not remember games like Crash Bandicoot, Earthworm Jim, Final Fantasy VII, Chrono Trigger/Chrono Cross, GoldenEye 007 (the N64 one) or even The Legend of Zelda, because they're old. If you were born during or after 1993 and do remember games like those and still play them a lot, copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you think that drive forms, reactions, playing as Riku and Mickey Mouse, and Organization XIII are what made Kingdom Hearts II the most awesome KH game yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Zombies are on the list for the general population's favorite mythological creature (after dragons, vampires, and werewolves). If you know that the Zombies will come and take over the world, and you have at least 1 zombie plan, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Hell, even if you have a zombie plan JUST IN CASE the zombies take over the world, copy and paste both this and the above onto your profile.

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If you hate Pikachu in Super Smash Bros. because the person using him spams the Down-B attack (aka the good ol' SSB Thunderspam), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate it and sometimes let slip a few choice swear words when the blue shells in Mario Kart blow you up when you're over a pit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Mario franchise needs to stop making crappy sports games and start making games like Super Mario Galaxy 3, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still play old Game Boy Color games like Pokemon R/B/Y, G/S/C, Oracle of Seasons/Oracle of Ages, Link's Awakening, or Metroid II, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still own a PSX, N64, SNES, or NES and still play the games on their system, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most writers can use the words "it's"and "its" correctly. However, most FF writers can't. In fact, 94% of people didn't know that there was a difference to begin with. If you're part of the 6% who can use them correctly, copy and paste it onto your profile.

If you have the soundtracks of video games on your iPod or MP3 Player because you like some of the songs on it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you HATE rap with a passion, add your name to the list, and copy and paste this onto your profile. Rytex,

If you have ever been bullied or taunted because you play games like Zelda, Final Fantasy, or hell, even for playing games in general, and instead of taking it, you sent them away with some sort of mild physical injury (more than just a slight bruise on the arm), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever start researching something on Wikipedia, then find yourself clicking for something completely unrelated because you clicked a bunch of the blue links a few minutes later, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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In the last ten years, Spanish has become a required class to take in American schools. The reason that the US Government has required Spanish to be a compulsory class is because of the great number of immigrants that "invade" our country without bothering to learn English. If you think that, if they're going to come live here, then they should at least take the time to learn English, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're tired of Toon Link and the DS Games and wish they'd just bring Ganondorf back again, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're getting annoyed at all the people who think that the US should pull out of Afghanistan to stop searching for Osama bin-Laden because they don't seem to get that ObL had people fly planes into towers full of innocent Americans, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Victory, sweet victory!!!! ObL is dead!!!!! Osama bin Laden: Hide and Seek World Champion, 2001-2011.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you DON'T stereotype Muslims as suicide bombers just because of al-Qaeda and the Taliban. Also, copy and paste this onto your profile if you think we should treat them like real people instead of scapegoats when they didn't do a thing.

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If you have Copy and Paste remarks on your profile page, Copy and Paste this onto your profile (boo-yeah!!! Self-reference for! the! freaking! win!!!).

If you love God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit, and you are proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU ARE A PROUD BRONY, PUT THIS ON YOUR SIGNATURE! ALSO, BROHOOF! /)(\


CHMU
Credit to Pikana. I was looking through his/her (don't know which) and found this little ditty. Credit to Kiba Wolf for helping me find Pikana.

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Axel

2. Xion

3. Kairi

4. Namine

5. Sora

6. Ventus

7. Terra

8. Aqua

9. Olette

10. Vanitas

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
I’d dump a bucket of water on the pyro's head.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"KAIRI!!! MEN'S ROOM!!! GTF OUT!!! UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND GETTING INTO THE SHOWER WITH ME!!!!" (I'm dead serious).

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Oh gawd! Yuri!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Well, this is the same Sora who can turn potions into ethers in Deep Jungle, right? I'd love it.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Dump a bucket of sand in his hair.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Sweet. Can I hit on Aqua?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

*snort* Were you fighting Terranort again? *little kid voice* Want me to kiss the boo-boo and make it better?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I'd make fun of her friend, the fat-ass, Pence.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
It beats getting chopped up into tiny little pieces by him.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Help me. Probably. Maybe. Wait. Is he... laughing!?

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Xion would likely continue to whine about the nature of her existence. Would you like some cheese with that whine?

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Hopefully a Paopu fruit.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Umm... Probably draw the house on fire in her notebook.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Sora would probably join me in that embarrassing deed. I swear, if he sings without fear in Atlantica, what does this little thing matter to him?

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

"Dude! I didn't know you were gay!" "Shut up Axel!! Go be gay with roxas!"

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
"Don't worry. there are other fish in the sea." "Like Aqua?"

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

She shouts my name rhythmically, like she did for Roxas in KH2.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Probably join in. I laugh at others' misfortunes.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Well, for one I'm not gay. So, no romance. He manipulates fire. FIRE!! How cool is that?

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Oh gawd. More yuri.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Yeah. I'd get along real well with the Mayor of Destiny Islands.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Oh gawd. Yaoi.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
"Dude, I thought you were dating Aqua... How many girlfriends do you have?"

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Yeah, the barber sneezed.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
"I'd date you, Aqua. So, that said, will you go out with me?"

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

"Umm... I'll ask you about that later Olette. This had better be legit."

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Oh gawd! More yaoi!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Oh gawd! More yuri!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Axel and Ventus... Oh gawd! More yaoi!

Would 2 trust 5?
Yeah. Xion's a part of Sora. that's like Rytex not trusting me.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Vanitas tears her apart. Literally.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Pyrotechnics.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Umm... That's tough. I really don't know.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
That one I don't know either.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Sure. I guess.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Probably. If it looks like Aqua, then yes. If not...

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
"Yeah, I like Twilight." "OMG Vanitas! Me too!"

1 accidentally kicked 10?
That probably wasn't an accident. Axel would do that.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
"Xion, why are you texting Roxas at this time of night?" "Umm...gottagobye!"

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Yay! Scrawny kids are getting stronger!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Yeah. that's cause I don't need you there cockblocking me while I'm hitting on Aqua!

7 won the lottery?

Did you sell those Megaflares I gave you? And buy a bunch of tickets with them? Sweet! Let's go to a casino!

8 had quite a big secret?
"Terra, Ven, I have a confession. I'm dating Rytex." "*GASP!!!!*"

9 became a singer?
Not bad. I probably wouldn't listen though.

10 got a daughter?
Who's the wife? I didn't know Vanitas liked girls. Though he is probably into BDSM.

What would 1 think of 2?
"We're friends, but back off of Roxas. He's mine!" "Over my dead body!"

How would 3 greet 4?
"Hey Nobody!"
"Hey Other!"

What would 4 envy about 5?

He's nice. And he actually talks to people...

What dream would 5 have about 6?

"Dude. Can you get out of my head yet? It's getting a little cramped."

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They have names named after elements. and they wield Keyblades. And they both hit on Aqua. And they both go to the Land of Departure for Keyblade School.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
A prank-war. (Thanks to WishingDreamer5)

Where would 8 meet 9?
Probably in Twilight Town sometime.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

"I actually hate Twilight."

What would make 10 scared of 1?
The pyrophilia...

Is 3 Gay?
No. She's a girl, for one. for two, she's totally Sora's girl.

How do you feel right now?
A little random... Do spider-monkeys fly jet planes? Oh, I also have a strong urge to read a VenxAqua fanfic.


LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Derpy Hooves

2. Princess Luna

3. Pinkie Pie

4. Rainbow Dash

5. Doctor Whooves/Time Turner

6. Twilight Sparkle

7. Lyra Heartstrings

8. Bon-Bon

9. DJ P0n-3/Vinyl Scratch

10. Octavia

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
Give her a hug and offer her muffins. She didn't do it on purpose.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Pinkie, can you please leave? I don't feel comfortable with female ponies staring at my genitalia.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Oh yeah! AppleDash shipping ftw!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
That doesn't sound so bad. It is the Doctor, after all.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Cuddle time!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Uhh, you're not just saying that so you can constantly examine my hands, are you?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I'd go visit. But I'd ask her to use her normal voice instead of her many voices.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
She might, but I know Vinyl wouldn't mean it.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Makes sense... She is an elegant classical musician, and I'm just a drummer.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Probably stand off to the side, chomping down on muffins.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Speak in CANTERLOCK and ask if I feel alright. To which I respond yes and give her a hug.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A PARTY!!!!!!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Either 1) get me out safely, or b) try to put it out. Or both.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Knowing David Tennant, he'd probably join in.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

I don't know what Derpy would do. Probably show up to the wedding.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
She'd make me laugh with her antics at hands.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

BASS CANNON!!!!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Roll her eyes, like usual.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because she's Derpy! That is all that needs to be said!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

I've never seen VinyLuna shipping before... Oh well, I'm always open to new pairings in this department.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Probably.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Well, maybe. I'm all for it.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
I didn't know Twilight Sparkle was a player. I thought she was too busy reading.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Yes Lyra, these are HANDS.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
I don't mind hooking you up with Lyra. I know you two are destined to be together.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

I don't mind. What's wrong with being shy? Oh wait, this IS DJ...

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
DerpyxOctavia? There's something new...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
OH SHIT!! EVERYONE BREAK OPEN THIS DOOR NOW! CUPCAKES IS COMING TRUE!!!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Derpy and Twi? Doubt it.

Would 2 trust 5?
Luna and the Doctor... I suppose.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Octavia ignores her.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
1, Romance (oh the possibilities). 2, Gallopfreyan science.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Cupcakes... and I would stay away from them for a long time.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Something music-based. Maybe Lyre-based Dubstep-creation?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
I doubt the Doctor would like Bon-Bon cutting his hair.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Probably. I don't know who Twilight Sparkle thinks is perfect, but she does.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Music, and harmony, if you know what I mean.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
That does sound like Derpy. I'm sure Octavia wouldn't hold it against her.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Oh, you meant that for Flare Dancer. Sorry Luna. I got it. Here, I'll give it to Derpy so she can give it to Flare.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
I wonder how ponies work out...

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Why would I NOT want to invite Twi to my birthday party!? She's my favorite of the Mane 6 as a character, instead of their antics, or the 20% cooler!

7 won the lottery?

How? She'd need hands to scratch the cards... WAIT A MINUTE!!!

8 had quite a big secret?
I'm a professional voice actress.

9 became a singer?
She makes Bass stuff and dubstep. I doubt she'd be singing. More like screaming.

10 got a daughter?
I wonder who the father is.

What would 1 think of 2?
I dunno, to be honest. Probably that she's a scary but cool Princess (Nightmare Night Festival, anypony?)

How would 3 greet 4?
Hi Rainbow Dash! Want some Cupcakes?
N- no thanks, Pinkie!

What would 4 envy about 5?
The Doctor can go anywhere in his TARDIS. At high speeds.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Probably a random one in which Twilight was his new companion.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They used to live in Canterlot. And Lyra follows her EVERYWHERE!

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Bon-Bon not going along with Lyra's hands antics.

Where would 8 meet 9?
Probably in Ponyville somewhere.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Her music sucks.

What would make 10 scared of 1?
The fact that Derpy can destroy things by merely sitting down!

Is 3 Gay?
Doubt it.

How do you feel right now?
Like I want to continue writing A Stranger Among Them.


THE KH SURVEY (by SoraxKairi7), filled by Rytex:

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?
Tie between Axel and Vanitas. Both are just that awesome careless piece of cool that characterize their Destiny Bonded (Roxas and Ventus).

2. Your favorite KH girl?
Toss up between Kairi, Namine, or Aqua. Awesome and cute.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Sora. what a bonehead.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Xion. What a Copycat Mary Sue. If you feel like PMing me to complain, let the battles begin. Not to say I hate any pairings involving her, though.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Keyblade Graveyard. Best boss fights ever.

6. Least Favorite World?
Oh dear, here we go. Atlantica (II), Hundred Acre Wood,

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Void Gear Keyblade.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?
Kingdom Key.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
I don't exactly do summoning. But I did spam Tinker Bell in 1.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Final Form. What else?

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Oh, well, it would have to be SoKai. However, coming in at close second is RoxIne, followed by VenAqua, VanAqua, XioNitas, and SoraxYuffie.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Any and all forms of Yaoi and Yuri. And anything involving Riku.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Winnie the Pooh and Ansem the Wise. Holy hell do I have a list of crack pairings, but that has got to be the most outlandish.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
See above.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Singing. Just... singing. I can handle Winnie the Pooh, but the singing...

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Jack F*ing Sparrow

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
Uhh... no.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Nah, not really.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Haaaaaay there honey! Lahke mah pink hair of FAAAAAAA-bulous?

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Let's just say two little words. Finny. Fun.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine. SoKai, different bodies. But that's not to say I don't support Olette.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
No theory, played the game. It's awesome!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Not at all. It is canon, after all. The card system is annoying as hell, though.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Oh wow, the choices to be made. Let's see, Axel, Vanitas, Aqua, Kairi, or Namine would have to engage in a deathmatch, and the winner would win a day with me. Probably Aqua, then.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Hayner. Hotheaded, normal, and pretty good with a weapon.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
Cosplaying as Axel one day, and a guy dressed as Roxas tried to play gay with me. I'm straight to the point where I hate all yaoi fiction too.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
Just said I cosplayed as Axel. However, with my haircut, I could cosplay as Xion or Yuffie, long as I can find some fake boobs. What? Girls cosplay as guys all the time. And I've seen guys do girls too. It's pretty hilarious.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
"Let's see, how about one date?" (The Zack and Aqua exchange)

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Sephiroth, KH1

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Drive Forms.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Marly's Ho Yay would entertain for hours.

33. Riku or Roxas?
Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora?
Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx?
Axel.

36. Kairi or Larxene?
Kairi.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
No yaoi.

38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
No yaoi.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SoKai.

41. SeaSalt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Paopu.

42. Cloud or Leon
Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?
CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Simple and Clean.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)
Name any original KH girl. And then Yuffie. And then Tifa and Aerith and not Xion.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Since KH is a crossover of all worlds, Kingdom HeartsxReal Life.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Riku = Sephiroth, Kairi looks a bit like Oerba Dia Vanille, Yuffie = Xion, only older, more voluptuous, and less Sueish.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
KHIII.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
II. Nobodies.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
That does not need answering.


So, yeah, read my stories and rate, and review. Later! Oh, and before I forget, YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

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Maid Service by SoraxKairi7 reviews
::UPDATE 3/16/2014: FINAL CHAPTER EDITED:: Kairi and Namine get the job offer of a lifetime-working as maids in the Bishonen Mansion! With Sephiroth as head 'Chief' and tons of hot guys at their fingertips, they may get more than they bargained for. Plot not meant to make sense. Pairings may vary. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Addicted by neighborehood reviews
MERGE: "We wrote a prelude to our own fairytale."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 230,481 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sora, Kairi
Big Milk Jugs by Blizzaga Saga reviews
The world's first Cremia/Link/Romani love triangle fic. Drama and gratuitous sex within. DISCONTINUED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Link, Cremia, Romani - Complete
Teenage Wasteland by xo.Kyorii reviews
"No, Roxas. I'm not okay. I came here hoping to explain things to the love of my life, but instead I'm stuck with your introverted girlfriend, an emo kid, a lovesick desperato, a terrorist, a seventies chick, and a whole island of teenagers in my way."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 302,300 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sora, Kairi
Progress by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
MLP:FiM A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,870 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Princess Celestia
After the Battles are Done by Sachan2294 reviews
This is about Malon the girl from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It's what happens after Link returns to Hyrule to fufill a promise he made to Malon's father. Soon though, Malon finds herself pulled into Link's biggest adventure ever.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,297 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Malon, Link
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
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A Stranger Among Them reviews
A pony with no memory wakes up in an unknown land. Someone wants to use him to conquer this land, but there's another who wishes him to defend it. All the while, he is trying to find out exactly who he is. LunaxOC. T for swearing and for violence. Enjoy.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 85,826 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Horror From Beyond the Fourth Wall reviews
Something is wrong with the inhabitants of Hyrule, and so three mysterious NPCs who didn't even appear in OoT set out to explore the most horrific place imaginable to save them: Fandom-Hyrule. Little do they know, this all looks very familiar...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012
Long Lost reviews
Red gets a visit from a person he has not seen in years atop Mt. Silver. Based on Pokemon Adventures, in which Blue is the female trainer. Luckyshipping
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Red, Blue/Green (unspecified) - Complete
Sora's Birthday Present reviews
It's Sora's birthday, and Riku has an interesting present for him.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Once Upon a Time reviews
The son of Link and Zelda returns to Castleton, the town that used to be Hyrule. No one remembers their previous life. Happy endings are nonexistent. But when he returns, everything starts to awaken. And soon, the endless cycle will never be the same.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Link, Zelda
Ruin and Creation reviews
Ganon finally escapes his prison. Now, he's out to continue his plan to open the Door to the Ultimate Darkness so that he may gain the powers of a god from the Darkness inside. Link must rise up and confront him as he begins to wreak havoc on the world.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,864 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Link, Malon
Reunion reviews
POST-INHERITANCE, MAJOR SPOILERS, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. It has been 100 years since Eragon left Alagaesia. He and Saphira feel empty for leaving their loved ones, but a surprise visit might change that. AryaxEragon, FirnenxSaphira, Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Carrying On a Legacy reviews
Teddy Lupin and young Fred Weasley have a plan to completely trash Filch. However, only Victoire doesn't app- you know what? Screw it. Let's go trash Filch. One-shot, TeddyxVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
A Light, Even in the Ultimate Darkness reviews
Sequel to When All the Battles Have Ended. Second of my End of All Things Trilogy. As Link and company continue searching for Ganondorf, they discover that what happened centuries ago is affecting the present world in many unpredicted ways.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Link, Malon - Complete
When All the Battles Have Ended reviews
Link returns to Hyrule after seven years. He gets a job at Lon-Lon Ranch to fulfill a promise he had made to Talon. However, unforeseen happenings force him to embark upon another adventure. MaLink, first of my End of All Things Trilogy. T for swearing
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,060 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Link, Malon - Complete
A Sunset on the Beach reviews
Link encounters the one person he doesn't want to see before he goes to face the Nightmare. It would only make his leaving worse. WAFF. LinkxMarin. Also, a happy ending has been prepared. Be warned. There is some Russian in the disclaimer... Oneshot
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Link, Marin - Complete
The Hero of Time reviews
My novelization of Ocarina of Time, only it will be darker than it was. It will start out really happy-go-lucky, but once we reach the Future, eerything will take a turn for the dark, and therefore, it will be rated T. ZeLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Link, Zelda
Fun with the New Guys reviews
Master Hand invites nine Square Enix characters into the realm of the SSB Universe just in time for a tournament. Meanwhile, life in that world is... wel... somewhere next to hell. However, they seem to fit right in. T for the occasional swearing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011
Sunset reviews
Sam shows Quorra what's better than a sunrise. Slight Tron Legacy spoiler, Oneshot.
Tron - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Sam Flynn, Quorra - Complete
How Do I Lesbian Thee? reviews
Sora has to learn how to pronounce the word "love" to mend his relationship with Kairi. Fortunately, Wakka is here to help. NOT YAOI. T for swearing and suggestive themes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Through Desert and Flame reviews
As Link and Midna contuinue to search for the Mirror of Twilight, their relationship starts to blossom beyond warrior and helper. But an encounter with an encampment of Bulbins might push it far past what they had originally settled for. One-shot, WAFF.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
End of the World reviews
The world is hit with two meteors, maybe more. Those who are not dead face dark days ahead as the world prepares for one who believes he is god... T for much death. Sequel to Third Side of the Coin. Second of Finest Fantasy Trilogy.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Royal Ball reviews
Zelda throws a ball as an opportuniy to get Link. little does she know, she's not the only one out for him... The final pairing has been decided and so has the situation that will make it happen! However, I have hit WRITER'S BLOCK.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Link, Zelda
A Day at the Lake reviews
Summer in Hyrule. 110 degree heat. Link needs a break, Zelda has an idea, and Link objects. Unfortunately for him, he has to take HER to the lake.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete
A World to Protect reviews
The world has been in balance for years, ever since the dread power of magic was locked away. But what happens if someone breaks that balance...? Rated T for much death and dark humor in the second half of story. DISCONTINUED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,607 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Link, Zelda
Four Friends on the Winds
Four Crystals... Four Elements... What if they were to break...? Basically a FFV crossover, but no one reads them. Starts funny, but gets serious with much comic relief later. DISCONTINUED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,005 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Link, Zelda
Apoclaypse Now reviews
What happens in Hyrule while Majora's Mask is causing chaos in Termina? MaLink pairing as well as a serious tone.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete
The Third Side of the Coin reviews
Light and Twilight are two sides of the same coin, but what do you make twilight from? Link finds himself trapped in a strange world, and things are set in motion that could spell doom for all three worlds. Chapter 3 shows Chapter 12. My apologies.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Link, Midna - Complete
Zelda: Adventures in High School reviews
Link Greene, 14, is starting high school at Hyrule High. As with all utterly crappy high school fics, there is an end of the world plot going on. Actually, I uploaded this three months after I wrote it, so R&R anyway. T for typical high school stuff.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Link Never Forgets a Promise reviews
Link saves Malon seven years in the future, then promises to return. What will happen when he comes back? First fic, and I suck at summaries...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,015 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete