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My story begins in Nineteen dickety two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty." I chased him down the road but gave up after dickety-six miles...

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Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
The Opposite of Logic by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
I do not believe I have ever hurt anyone as much as I have hurt her, Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,878 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Pranksters by sarcastic.shinobi reviews
Iruka decides that the only way Naruto will learn to stop pulling pranks is to teach by example. Kakashi is ordered to stop him, but finds himself irretrievably drawn to the troublesome chunin. Pretty much just crack. OMAKEs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Indefinitely by JadeRent reviews
Rukia is stationed in Karakura after the war with Aizen, living a double life as Shinigami and human with Ichigo's help. IchiXRuki, swearing, some spoilers from Hueco Mundo arc. Rating changed because Ichigo and Rukia can't keep their hands to themselves.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,644 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
There's No Success Like Failure by AngieWhite reviews
Kakashi fails his mission and Iruka gets a strange report. A KakaIru story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ninken Fighting The Battle by micah.n10 reviews
When one can no longer go on, it is time for the ninken. At least Pakkun doesn't mind... mostly. KakaIru. YAOI. TWO-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Water Spirit by VescaWithoutWings reviews
KakaIru AU Kakashi has always had a mysterious friend, but now he's interested in solving those mysteries
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Life's too short by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Kakashi's nightmare makes him get over his 'cowardice'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Claws And Teeth by nayru-kleinefee reviews
KakaIru An accident, an experiment gone wrong, and suddenly there’s a whole new perspective of life for them. And fur.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,535 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Treasured Dreams by Little Spitfire reviews
Iruka wakes up after being poisoned during a mission and Kakashi is there. Kakashi/ Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bleeding love by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Iruka is bleeding and it's Kakashis fault. Humour, Yaio man-man-love .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Beginning by Guardian of Jupiter reviews
Kakashi saw something that night. And his whole perspective changed. ok... now it is a blatantly KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,776 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Setting Sun, Rising Moon by Jaina reviews
At the end of his life, it's time for Ichigo to become a real shinigami, but with death comes unexpected challenges—not the least of which is that presented by seeing Rukia again for the first time in years.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
incomparable by incandescens reviews
Renji would write poems, if he could.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Love and the Art of War by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao X ...Zaraki? I have no excuse, explanation, or defense of this pairing whatsoever. So very, very sorry. The crack! It burns!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Nanao I., K. Zaraki
Every Man's Fantasy? by peppermint quartz reviews
This could NOT be happening. All Renji wanted was to make his weekly report, take a shower and return to the human world. Now he'll settle for a place to hide until the insanity possessing Soul Society passes... changed to Mrating after some thought
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Renji A. - Complete
The Bath Disaster by silver-moon-sapphire-sky reviews
Oneshot Ukitate x Unohana. He walked in on her bathing, and everything just goes downhill from there. Can the pair resolve their true feelings, and more importantly, admit them to the other? Will Kyoraku actually help or just make things worse?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2007 - J. Ukitake, R. Unohana - Complete
Overtones by jwg676 reviews
Matsumoto, Ukitake and innocent comments taken out of context
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2007 - R. Matsumoto, J. Ukitake - Complete
The World's Worst Rescuers by Marching Madly Onward reviews
Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Puppies! by Greenzaku reviews
Komamura has a strange litter of puppies. Their names are Shuuhei,Izuru,Hinamori and Iba.Total crack, and very fluffy. Literally.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2007 - S. Komamura, Shuuhei H. - Complete
Tears, Blood and Fluff Bunnies by MeeLee reviews
[COMPLETE] My KakaIru entries for the 55Themes LJ community. Some side pairings. ['Where the Heart Is' – Kakashi, Iruka, and the ties that bind them to their village and to each other.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Yume by manic-intent reviews
Collection of ficlets written for the livejournal community 31 days. Kakairu. Teacher's day .. Iruka's Rank C mission .. Iruka contracts a chakra cancer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
A Proposal Must Be Perfect by Green Amber reviews
In this prequel to A Hawaiian Wedding, Orihime recieves mixeduped signals from Ulquiorra and decides to get married. Ichigo tries and fails yet again to inform Rukia of his true feelings for her. UlquiorraOrihime IchigoRukia
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Soon The Moon Will Smoulder by Green Amber reviews
In order for Ichigo's Hollow to gain his name, sacrifices had to be made. A tale of the choices that Shirayuki and Zangetsu made in order to ensure a future. ZangetsuShirayuki. NejibanaShirayuki.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Hawaiian Wedding is the Key to Happiness by Green Amber reviews
Ulquiorra and Orihime get married in Hawaii in a wonderful celebration, and Ulquiorra gets sand in his shoes. Ichigo's feelings for Rukia are once again plain enough for everyone but her to see them. UlquiorraOrihime IchigoRukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
The Curse by demonrubberducky reviews
Challenge Fic: Kakashi notices that Iruka never seems to date anyone, and decides to find out why. Are Iruka's relationships really cursed like the sensei believes? And more importantly, will Kakashi be able to break that curse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Red Handed by calciseptine reviews
Iruka/Kakashi. Kakashi is exposed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bleaching Hogwarts by Tacky76 reviews
A collection of shorts on what happens when you try to clean up Hogwarts with Bleach. Just fun stuff. Pairings so far [HyorinBetty, YumiPaint, ZangShira, YachiFoy]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,491 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006
Much Ado About Nothing by Ren is a bird reviews
When planning a wedding, it's best to have a good strategy. IchigoxRukia. A companion piece to my oneshot, The Taming of the Shrew.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Taking the Initiative by MeeLee reviews
Because, despite being a genius, Kakashi can be an utter idiot sometimes. KakaIru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dusk Crept Through the Greenwood by sunling reviews
A chance chase after a lost soul leads Ichigo and Rukia beyond the woods we know. They come to face an ancient spirit in its dark realm to rescue the soul, as well as each other. Set between manga ch. 228 and 229. IchiRuki partnership 'fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
HMS Paradise by YarrKinky reviews
When Kakashi’s injured, Iruka reads him his favorite book. A look into the world of Icha Icha, full of not so subtle innuendos, cross dressers, pirates... And some oddly familiar characters... Co written by HeyDiddleDiddle and WinterOfOurDiscontent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Assume Makes An Ass Out Of U And Me by Blueezy reviews
He didn’t give a damn like how he wouldn’t give a damn if Zaraki intended to take pleasure from his virgin ass and starved squirrels mistook his balls for very well grown nuts. Ichiruki
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Bunny Foot Prints down Memory Lane by Suffering Angel reviews
Ever wondered why Rukia's bday on the 14th of January, with her birth circumstances? Renji knows why... and he remembers it on current time, January the 13th... Rukongai era flashback, RenRuki friendship to romance.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
The Taming of the Shrew by Ren is a bird reviews
A comedic proposal IchigoxRukia.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Little Secrets by Sauvignon reviews
oneshot. everyone has little secrets that make them what they are. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
It's Nothing by Nezuko reviews
[KakaIru, GenRai] Kakashi, returning from a mission, had sent for Iruka to meet him for a little R&R on the way home, but a powerful enemy has ambushed and done him serious injury. Ch 13: An important lesson for Kakashi. Rated for gore, violence, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,738 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Third Date by Pointed Teeth reviews
One Shot. Iruka gets some help when he takes a ninja class on a small outing. The jounin learn new respect of teachers. [KakaIru, GenmaRaidou.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
Twiggy vs James Bond by Silverlight reviews
In which Renji and Ichigo learn why they should never go drinking with one Kuchiki Rukia...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2005
To Remember AKA Oboeru by hercat reviews
He remembers everything. As if forgetting were even possible. K I . Rated for coarse Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Run by cinnamaroll reviews
Everyone should have a goal. Kakashi’s is to eventually work up the nerve to tell Iruka he loves him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Fiercest Fighter by tampoposensei reviews
Kakashi x Iruka. Kakashi's wasted and Iruka must fight for both of them. Violence, language, yaoi. My attempt at a kickarse fighting Iruka fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,643 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Child In Me by shi-chan reviews
YAOI YonIru, GaaIru, KakaIru A child's love is not something to be ignored or made fun off. Iruka found that out the hard way. And he's going to do everything for other's not to feel what he did. Even if it means standing alone. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Easy by tampoposensei reviews
Kakashi and Iruka. A nagging question answered and one sweet kiss. Rerated to T by request.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Death and Taxes by Hoshiki reviews
Yaoi: Kakairu, GaiIru Like death and taxes, some things are unavoidable, and the consequences can be surprisingly funny. Gai challenges Kakashi to a duel over Irukasensei. [One shot, complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Friends by meleth78 reviews
Kakashi and Iruka discover what's underneath the underneath. Set in the current manga timeline, Naruto has just returned, 2.5yrs later. Spoilers for Ch246.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2005
Confidence by turtledonkey27 reviews
Iruka needs the confidence to tell Kakashi how he feels. Shounen-ai, KakaIru. He did it, now what? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
Reasons by cinnamaroll reviews
Scenes from Kakashi's life on how he fell in love. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2004
Kakairu by Queen of Vegetasei reviews
Iruka has been hit with a plot device. Oh, but it isn't any plot device, it was the worst kind. It was a Parody. And this one had the perfect pairing in its sights. [See Title] Shounen ai and not in the least bit serious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2004