Author has written 12 stories for Star Wars, Shakespeare, Misc. Movies, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Practice, and 24.I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back.
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash,
It's a Gas! Gas! Gas!
And my personal motto: I don't care about apathy.