Juni Cortez
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Joined 12-21-01, id: 142156
Author has written 12 stories for Star Wars, Shakespeare, Misc. Movies, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Practice, and 24.
I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain.
I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back.
I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash,
It's a Gas! Gas! Gas!

And my personal motto: I don't care about apathy.

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Five Things that Never Happened to Alan Shore reviews
Five short scenes that never happened to Alan; mainly from the timeline of The Practice.
Practice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2004
Aftermath reviews
He kneels down and presses his hand to Tony's bleeding neck." Jack, post 3:00-4:00. Slashy, if you squint.
24 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2003
Definition reviews
Post "Cause of Action" vignette. Shore thinks about his position in the firm.
Practice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2003
Partnership reviews
[Matchstick Men] Frank and Roy fight in the aftermath of their disastrous first con.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2003
Surveillance reviews
[Matchstick Men] Frank watches Roy and Angela in the park. Vaguely slashy, of course.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2003
Malingering reviews
[Matchstick Men] Roy's having trouble with his new partner, who can't seem to grasp the concept of showing up for work. Implied slash.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/20/2003
My Treat reviews
[Matchstick Men] Frank drags Roy to dinner. Sorta slashy.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/13/2003
Alike reviews
Will receives a Christmas card from Lecter. Implied slash.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2003
The Time Around Scars reviews
[Seabiscuit] Charles muses about time...and Tom. Implied slash.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/9/2003
Old Acquaintance reviews
[Roger Dodger] "No matter how he looked at it, Roger saw the evening ending in typical train wreck fashion and, contrary to popular opinion, even train wrecks could lose their novelty if they occurred on a regular basis." Roger learns to say goodbye.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003
Tarnished Wisdom reviews
Othello. What was Iago's real motivation for destroying Othello? Mild slash.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/10/2002
Threshold of Feeling reviews
"A dream is an answer to a question we haven't yet figured out how to ask."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/4/2002