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Joined 11-15-07, id: 1421683, Profile Updated: 08-28-09
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

Name: None of your business-you can call me Rie-chan

Age: Perverts! Not that it's your business.

Gender: DUDE! Female, duh!

Race: A damn proud Canadian

Cosplay Allias: Midnite


I am currently unable to update anything. Long story short, I spend most of my time in hospital, I've been kicked out of my house, and I have to try and overcome an eating disorder that has ruined my life for the past three years.


Warning: Give me attitude and I'll get in YOUR face! I already have enough of my own attitude without yours.

Quotes: "The thought keeps rising like a bubble to the top of my mind." -Lust, FullMetal Alchemist (Reunion of the Fallen)

"Come on, tell this guy to go jump in a lake Hinata." -Naruto, Naruto (A Failure Stands Tall)

"Bring it on." -Neji, Naruto (A Failure Stands Tall)...okay I know that almost every movie or show says that but come on people it is Neji, he just looked so funny with his long girly man-locks and his shorts pulled up too high that it cracked me up...I'm wierd, ne?

"We're sorta armed and kinda dangerous"-Josh, Team Galaxy (Circus of the Stars, Part 2)

"You know what? Love isn't blind, it's stupid."-Charlie, Two and a Half Men

Favourite Bumber Stickers: This is MY world. You're just living in it. -- Earth: the insane asylum for the universe.

Music: I LOVE country and rock and J-rock. Visual Kei FTW!!


Toungue Twisters:

Tokyo tokkyo kyoka kyoku

Sumomo mo momo mo momo no uchi, momo mo sumomo mo momo no uchi

Basu gasu bakuhatsu

Namamugi namagome namatamago

Akamakigami, aomakigami, kimakigami

Kaeru pyoko-pyoko mi pyoko-pyoko, awasete pyoko-pyoko, mu pyoko-pyoko

If you messed up on these (and you know you did) copy them into your bio while laughing your ass off


"One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them."



"Enter, stranger, but take head

Of what awaits the sin of greed,

For those who take, but do not earn,

Must pay most dearly in their turn,

So if you seek beneath our floors

A treasure that was never years,

Theif, you have been warned, beware

Of finding more than treasure there."



"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."

Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!


THE WE HATE SASUKE CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO, copy and paste thisinto your profile and add your name to the list: ShinobiOfTheDarkness, ColdNobody-HP.MangaFan01



THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sunset Sky, FruitsandCandy, ColdNobody-HP.MangaFan01, ShinobiOfTheDarkness


We'll give you FREE COOKIES!

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


You know you live in the year 2000+ when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


For those who care, these are the following that stories that I'm currently working on or am planning on writing at one point:

We All Get Lost

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/?

Characters: SasuSaku

Summary: Sakura vowed to see him, Sasuke vowed to kill her. We all get lost along the way.

Chapters: oneshot or a few chapters-can't decide

What She Did to Him

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Angst

Characters: SasuSaku

Summary: Sasuke finds Sakura dead and he burns her body before leaving. After he returns to Orochimaru things began to happen that he can't explain. Is Sakura still alive?

Chapters: oneshot

Not You

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/?

Characters: NaruSaku, SasuSaku

Summary: When Sasuke returns to Konoha High, he finds Sakura in the arms in the of another man. Who is he? Well it's Naruto. What will Sasuke do?

Chapters: Five

Graduation of the Netherworld

Rating: T

Genre: Humor/Friendship

Characters: Ten-Ten centric, slight NejiTen

Summary: It's graduation night at Konoha High and Ten-Ten has to wear a dress! What will this tomboy do when everything goes terribly wrong and WHY is the Hyuuga helping her?

Chapters: oneshot

You'll Think of Me

songfic on Keith Urban's You'll Think Of Me(duh!)

Rated: T (to be on the safe side)

Genre: Angst/Comfort/Hurt

Characters: SasuSaku

Summary: Another story of the after effects of Sasuke's leaving on the pair.. no real plotline

Chapters: oneshot

Marriage Encounters

Rated: T (to be on the safe side)

Genre: Romance/Humor

Character: SasuSaku

Summary: Sakura and Sasuke are married and Sakura learns that even geniuses don't know anything about raising children. Slightly drabbleish

Chapters: oneshot

Other titles that I don't want to describe are: In the Silence, Reality Check, So You Said, Label Me Stupid, Canine Endearment(the new Cuddles), Shattered, Paint Me A Picture(sequel to She Was His and He Was Hers), Point And Stare and its sequel Point And Click, Graffitti Artist, I Don't Do Romance, I Am Shinobi, Need You, Torrential Rain, and Broken Wish.

That is a ton I know, but I'm a serious procrastination addict with a never ending supply of ideas. I promise I will get them all written and posted...someday.

Msn: Add me if you're bored and wanna chat.

Story Stuff

Denial Info--

Hinata's Wedding Dress:

Sakura's Dress:

Temari, Ten-Ten, and Ino's Dresses:

Naruto's Tux: Just imagine that the tie and vest are blue, the same colour as Naruto's eyes.

Sasuke's Tux:

Shikamaru, Neji, and Kiba's Tuxes:

Wedding March:

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The Sand Prince by Liliana Moon reviews
Lady Sakura is Princess Hinata's Lady-in-waiting. When Hinata has to travel to the Leaf Kingdom to be married,Sakura goes with her and is kidnapped by the fearsome redhead bandit leader. NejiSakuGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,237 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Spiral by Callista Miralni reviews
UNDERGOING REVISION To break the twisted spiral of their lives, sacrifice was required. This was her duty—to the father she never had the chance to know and to the mother she always loved. They deserved their happy ending. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,737 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
HARP by Artsysmiles reviews
Sasuke, can you ride a horse?" he shook his head no. "Then this will be fun." Welcome to H.A.R.P. You're in Hell now. SasuXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Freedom by Crimson Kaleidoscopes reviews
AU. One Shot. Naruto knew that the only freedom he could ever achieve is death.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
No rest for the wicked by STARunderWATER reviews
Gemini looks back on her worst fear that has come to life as her worst nightmare and wonders what she did to deserve this kind of punishment.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
On Out of the Tunnel Vision by Cataracta reviews
’I see more of what is going on around me because I’m not concerned with finding a parking space.’ Sakura, Sasuke, and a twelve pack of beer. Sasuke X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
And then there was one by TraitorTatara reviews
On a fullmoon's night, a boy with hair as red as the blood of his victims seeks revenge...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Gaara, Gai M. - Complete
Ravaged by NessieGG reviews
Neji and Tenten achieved their goals. 'You are only dragons, blood, and steel now.' [Dark NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Of Comfort, Kisses, and Potatoes by Darkflameangel reviews
Fifty words, fifty emotions, and fifty things that connect Gaara to Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Year of the Cat by Merridaine reviews
She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running, like a watercolour in the rain, don't bother asking for explanations she'll just tell you that she came in the year of the cat. SasuSaku AU Oneshot Songfic. Sasuke meets a girl in the city will he stay?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lacrymosa: SasuSaku by Kariko reviews
Sasuke is given permission to visit Sakura, but when he hears how hard she is on herself, can he bring himself to comfort her? SasuSaku Songfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confliction by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] She was moaning. She knew it. And she wished she wasn’t. Drabble. Rated for mature themes and situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lee is Off his Rocker! by AfterDarkHours reviews
Sakura is sobbing because Sasuke turned her down, and Lee has gone of his rocker because he was so angry at Sasuke for hurting his youthful Sakura! In other words, Lee has gone crazy and is out for revenge.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
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Tunneling reviews
She lived in a coffin of solitude; shattered and broken...until she met him. SasuSaku GaaSaku ALL FLAMES ARE WELCOME
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sakura H.
Once Upon A Bottle reviews
Just like a genie, the bottles from which they come from can be the origination of something amazing...or really stupid. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Freedom reviews
Sometimes, all we need to do is jump.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Stalker Soup reviews
Hi! I'm Haruno Sakura, but I guess you already know that. Anyway, I was just wondering, are you stalking me?...He stalked her for years and he claims to know everything about her, yet, she still manages to surprise him. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,766 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cherry Pie reviews
He always did like the taste of cherries best. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Incompatible reviews
What's a tomboy to do when she falls for the antisocial centre of the universe? GaaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
And The Blood Rained Down reviews
As the fourth of the Great Ninja Wars escalates, chaos and distrust arise amongst the shinobi of allianced nations. The Akatsuki are becoming more dangerous than before...full summary inside.R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
She Was His and He Was Hers reviews
Sakura's heart has finally mended and she has found love. [implied SasuSaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lost Cherub reviews
Sakura stared at the still figure that stood, frozen in time, a mere few feet away from her, covered in shadows. It had finally happen. After several long years he had returned, had come back, back to her... [SasuSaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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