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Author has written 10 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Danny Phantom.

Hey there! This is your friendly, everyday, 'Nut! Welcome to my page!

I have a selection of Danny Phantom stories here that you may enjoy filled with cracktastic ideas! I can be found on Deviantart under the username of Transformer-wannabe, as can the art for these stories and much more. I hope you will check it out some time and have a gander through my galleries.

I hope you will review when you read and I hope that I can make at least one person smile with my work. If I can make one person happy then I've done my job.

BUT I don't work for the fame or popularity. I work on my stories and art for me and because I want to. And I will do such WHEN I want to. So, please, don't rush me. If you are considering messaging me about when the next chapter of any of my stories will be, reconsider. I am a pleasent person typically but if you rush me I will be no friend of yours.

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Take your medicine by Kazhiru reviews
Robin has caught an odd case of flu. Slade, on the other hand, takes adventage of this, wanting to have Robin as his apprentice again. What will happen behind the closed doors of Slade's hideout? Read to find out.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 192,492 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11697 - Favs: 9,719 - Follows: 6,628 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Genderbending: Decepticon Style by AnonFirefly reviews
Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,823 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
Cantabile by iratepirate and Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Soundwave’s life takes an unexpected twist when Megatron gives him a female Autobot as his personal slave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 215,143 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Soundwave
The Difficulty in Finding What They Call Beautiful by atlaswhite reviews
Swindle discovers something on one of his exploits that he decides to try and sell to the highest bidder. But as tough as it may be dealing with his find, nothing's truly impossible to sell. Some things are just more difficult than others! Swindle/Wasp
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,688 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 12/26/2008 - [Swindle, Wasp]
Almost Human by KadenKryptonite reviews
When Danny is kidnapped by his evil self, he must find a way to deal with the sadistic man who has seemed to develop perverted narcissistic feelings for the halfa. Giving in has never seemed like such a terrifying prospect before. Haunted Past.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,841 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Dan Phantom, Danny F.
Dark Prince by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Three years after his imprisonment, Ghost King Pariah Dark breaks free from the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep. He gives his nemesis Danny Phantom a choice; to have everything Danny ever loved laid to waste, or to become Pariah's bride. DP/PD
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,112 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Danny F., Pariah D. - Complete
How to get and keep a girl by sodapop765 reviews
Peter's got a crush and no ones making it easy on him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Peter P. - Complete
My Greatest Desiree by Frankenstien93 reviews
Slowly restarting and getting back on track
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Danny F., Desiree
Meet Me On The Equinox by iloveyou21210 reviews
Maybe if Peter had someone to love and be loved by, he wouldn't have gone down the wrong path. This is the story of the impact that one girl had on his life, and all the drama, friendship, and love in between. PP/OC, JP/LE, RL/OC. IN PROGRESS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Peter P., OC
Balance by Darcyjackal reviews
Starting over with only the word of the man who claims he's your real father isn't easy, but the life of Danny Phantom has never been easy. With his world pulled out from under him, Danny must learn to live a different way, and find secrets along the way.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,655 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Danny F., Clockwork
Time will be the Judge by SetsunaNoroi reviews
Dan Phantom is pure evil. So why is he helping Danny, following Clockwork's orders, being heckled by "Sam", and letting that puny clone tease him? Life sucks when you can't kill people, and why does Dani smile whenever she sees him and Clock together?
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,395 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Dan Phantom, Clockwork
Grandpappy Walker by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Walker went cold. "Madeline Walker Fenton, age 42. Husband is Jack, kids are Jasmine and...oh hell...Clockwork! This your idea of a joke?" Post PP.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 51,034 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Danny F., Walker
Odd Couple by Demyrie reviews
TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 162,632 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Prowl, Lockdown
Little Wonders by Crooked reviews
A frightening accident leaves a certain F15 Eagle fighter jet as a baby sparkling and Optimus has taken him in to raise him. Of course, Megatron finds this to be an excellent opportunity to mold the perfect soldier… Finally Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,307 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
The Ultimate Chance by SynapticFirefly reviews
Clockwork decides to give Dan Phantom one last chance to experience human emotion or suffer an eternity in the Thermos. All the while dealing with life, rediscovery, and possibly even love...? Slash. Ch. 5 up!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,520 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Dan Phantom, Clockwork
Dance in the Dark by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Danny is hiding and lying to everyone, but an unexpected acquaintence in the club can see right through everything, and helps pull Danny out of the dark.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Danny F., Technus - Complete
Serenity Now by CampionSayn reviews
A little drabble between the Angry Archer and Professor Princess on the way to the slammer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Professor Princess - Complete
Accidental Happenings by Silveromance reviews
Andrea had been minding her own when she finds herself in the Transformers universe. With a smart mouth and a temper of her own she quickly catches the attention of Megatron, not to mention Barricade.Based on 2007movie Barricadeoc and some Starscreamoc
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/14/2007
Protection by Juana la Cliker-Rooster reviews
Transformers Animated: Jazz falls for Prowl instantly, and lets him know it. However, things get difficult when Sentinel starts some mild drama and Lockdown comes into the picture. Don't read if you dislike it, easy as that. READ AUTHOR'S NOTES.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,264 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
Palpatine's seduction by nightmaregirl reviews
A prophecy was written by the Jedi that a young woman with healing, and dark healing would destroy them. Such a baby was born, but was kept safe in an orphanege, with no knowledge of her powers. Until she met Palpatine.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - E. Palpatine, E. Palpatine
Hero by Mrs. Optimus Prime reviews
One of Mikaela's best friend gets caught in the end of the Transfomers war. She gets saved by an Autobot and slowly starts to fall in love with him. movie spolier please review!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,820 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Snow White Queen by DiamondHeart31 reviews
A Lockdown Bumblebee fic based of the Evanescence song Snow White Queen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bumblebee, Lockdown
I Spent the Night with Slade by AnnaRinzler reviews
How far will one reporter go to get an interview with Jump City's greatest criminal mastermind?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Slade
28 Safeguards by BMT and SuperMoose reviews
TFA: Jetfire, Jetstorm, and their combiner form, Safeguard, in the '28 Character' Meme from Livejournal. Rating subject to change.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm
Stockholm Syndrome by xheartxcorex reviews
Stockholm Syndrome : A psychological condition in which the hostage emotionally bonds to their captor. The Joker abducts Rachel in order to lure Batman and they both start developing odd..'feelings' i suck at summary's just R&R Joker/Rachel.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,220 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
The Love We Share by Loco the Exclaimer reviews
TFA / Animated. Sentinel loves Elita, and Elita loves Sentinel. But with a pair like these two, love can mean anything from a ruined date to a beautiful stone - though it always means you and me. 30 oneshots for the 30 Romances comm. Sentinel x Elita.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Elita One, Sentinel Prime
Story Of A Girl by Not That Innocent reviews
Um I don't really know how to describe this. But it's a Marauders story. Remus/OC. And Peter. I feel so sorry for him! Everyone hates him. Anyway, please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Peter P., OC
Sparkburn by meteor prime reviews
Soundwave thought three seekers was bad enough, but another one! Chaos, humor and romance to Soundwaves horror ensured. SoundwaveXOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Brotherhood of the Wing by defectivebrainstorm reviews
The Storm Hawks have to make a emergency crash landing on an uncharted Terra. There they meet Wing, a fiery little jungle girl with an eye for the sky. Coincidence? I think not. StorkxOC.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,562 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Portal Crystal by flarey phoenix reviews
when Cyclonis comes across a special Crystal enabling her to create portals she disposes unwanted crystals into it, what if a girl from our world picked them up, what if Cyclonis, dropped a portal Crystal through by accident? StorkXOC, one-sided AerrowXOC
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007
Until the Dream Ends by amidoh reviews
Though he has committed some of the worst crimes imaginable, Starscream may still find that soul mates and, indeed, forgiveness can be found in the strangest of places... if he would just think to look. Eventual slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,589 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
DARTH VADER I'll believe in ANYTHING but you by metalheadqueen reviews
An ordinary teen girl from America gets miraculously transported into the world of Star Wars...And instantly becomes smitten with Lord Vader.But will he... is it possible for him... to love her back?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Darth Vader
Imitation of Life by Nudgy Turian reviews
[I,Robot] Sonny, a sentient NS5 robot, is the key to the future relationship between humans and their created servents, but it falls to Detective Del Spooner, a man who distrusts robots more than any other, to see Sonny through his "robotic adolescence"
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004
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The Hunter's Daughter reviews
Sam had always known she was different from her parents. So different that they could have been from different families... She never actually thought they WERE until she uncovered a secret her parents had been keeping for 14 years. Post PP cracktastic
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,315 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Sam M., Skulker
In Another Life reviews
-FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. READ PREQUELS FIRST-In a weak moment Technus wishes he could have done more for his son and he is given the life he always wanted. He and Danny know how things should be. But will they be able to give it up to set things right?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Danny F., Technus
Beyond the Books reviews
If there ever were two people who lived for books, it was Jazz and the Ghostwriter. Brought together by a twist of fate will the two of them find more to their lives than books? JazzxGW
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Jazz F., Ghost Writer
Battle for the Baby reviews
SEQUAL TO: TEST TUBE BABY. Dan has Sam and Danny's unborn son. Danny needs to get to her before the nine months are up and The baby ends up in evil hands. And what lengths will he go to do it? And will Dan come to grips with who he is? DannyxSam DanxCW
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 76,440 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Dan Phantom, Clockwork
Timeless Love reviews
Clockwork sees the future even as he sleeps. And Once Dan asked him what he saw and he didn't want to answer. Now we get to know why. -Companion piece to my story "Battle for the Baby"- Rated M for a reason. Heavy Slash
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Dan Phantom, Clockwork
The Duet reviews
Ember didn't do duets... Then again.. She never tried... SkulkerxEmber One shot. Warning: Corny romance and OOC Skulker
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Ember, Skulker - Complete
Test Tube Baby reviews
Danny had always known his father to be Jack Fenton. there was never any doubt that this was his dad... Until he was told otherwise. And how is he supposed to react when he finds out who it really is? And what madness will ensue? R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,363 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Danny F., Technus - Complete
In the Business of Misery reviews
Walker is approached by Spectra who has an idea on how to make his prison even worse for the prisoners. But how good does it end up for Walker? ONE SHOT. SpectraxWalker Rated M for a reason
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Walker, P. Spectra
All the trouble reviews
My first attempt at slash. Lockdown wants Prowl so he sends him a little gift that brings them together. No flames. R&R LockdownxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Lockdown, Prowl - Complete
For Good reviews
Lockdown visits Prowl one last time before he ships off. Sequal to "All The Trouble" mild slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Lockdown, Prowl