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Joined 11-15-07, id: 1422024, Profile Updated: 11-06-08
Author has written 8 stories for Death Note, Ironman, Torchwood, Invader Zim, Doctor Who, and Hellboy.

Hello, everybodies.

For all you guys who haven't been here before, here's a brief summary of me:

Real Name: Nyssa (pronounced Nee-SAH, not Nis-AH)

Age: 17

Gender: I'm a gal.

Height: Too short with bad posture.

Weight: Too skinny, despite the large amount of sweets I consume daily.

Hair: Reddish-brown.

Eyes: Grey-green

Likes: Vegitarian sushi, candy, swimming, fire.

I STARTED PTSD AGAIN! HOORAY! THE STORY CONTINUES!

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My Stories:

Completed:

A Different Kind of Candy- (Death Note) L discovers a new type of candy, with the help of Light. Then Matsuda gets his revenge. Lemons, obviously. Also slightly crackfic. Rated M for... um, crazy monkey man sex.

Hole Puncher- (Torchwood) Ianto and Jack get it on, with the help of some ordinary office supplies. Oneshot slash, thank-you-very-much. Pretty much PWP. Rated M for the obvious.

Zim- (Invader Zim) The single most disturbing thing I have ever been forced to write. Zim x Gir, the stupidest pairing EVER. Don't ask. Please, just don't ask. Rated T for FREAKIN' SCAREINESS.

The Doctor's Haiku- (Doctor Who) Rose's thoughts on her time with the Doctor, in haiku format. Spoilers for "The Stolen Earth". Total shipping. Relatively tame, only K+.

On Hold:

Maritial Bliss- (Death Note) L and Light as a married couple, with Matt, Mello, and Near as their adopted children. Oh, and Mello has a crush on Matt, which isn't incest since he's adopted. Technically... Rated M for sex, stupidness, and nostalgia.

Torchwood: The Musical- (Torchwood) Read the title, dumbass. Rated T for chorus lines. May go bye-bye.

Hormones, Secrets, Evil, and Caviar- (Hellboy) Abe and a heavily pregnant Liz are keeping a secret from Hellboy. Rated T for... well, HB's mouth, mostly.

In Progress:

Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder- (Iron Man) Pepper takes Tony on a vacation because she thinks he's too stressed. Little does she know, things are about to become a lot more stressful. Rated T for swearing and innuendo.

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Reuniting by Lisilgirl reviews
AU. "Hey Denzel! Isn't your dad unemployed?" "Marlene! Your sister is a bartender!" Could these two have known each other once upon a time? [MarlenexDenzel][CloudxTifa]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,278 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
There Should Be More Kissing by The Croc Shop reviews
Movieverse. A series of unrelated vignettes starring Pepper Potts, Tony Stark, and everyone's favorite third wheel, Unresolved Sexual Tension.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu reviews
What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 93,301 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Che Sarà, Sarà by Hari-Aisu reviews
One-Shots No. 50 - Certain; Predestined; Inescapable; Unavoidable; Inevitable: Incapable of being prevented or evaded. Excerpt from Chapter: Yes, things had been destined to be a runaround for the both of them from the start. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 78,412 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/2/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Driving With the Top Up by Night-Light11 reviews
With the world in question over the identity of Iron Man, Tony Stark has even more at risk than his company. A new villain, new allies, and a romance that can never be. Tony/Pepper. Movieverse. A.U. after the first movie.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,846 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/13/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Disseverance by E. M. Stevens reviews
She never thought he'd actually let her quit. Pepper Potts meditates on life after Tony Stark. Tony/Pepper
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,886 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony
Tight Coupling by seren23 reviews
This list potentially held the name of someone who was desperate to send a message and that made Pepper apprehensive, to say the least. Tony/Pepper UST, Movieverse.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
101 Things to Do in an Elevator by Mister Sorrel reviews
Bored Companions, the Tenth Doctor, and a list no one should EVER try. Crack!fic Jack/Martha, Doctor/Rose. Now with added Tosh/Owen!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
Caring For Ianto by x-juicy-lucy-x reviews
Finally, a new chapter! The team have found a strange device, which has had an even stranger effect on Ianto. Can the team look after him? Jack/Ianto implied and will probably end up blatant by later chapters. Rating raised for shexshy Tosh/Owen stuff. R&
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,609 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008
Recruitment by reno-xxxXXXxxx reviews
Part IV in a series... The time has come to find Reno's replacement, but there's something weird about one of the candidates that Tseng can't put his finger on. Will the other Turks figure everything out before something terrible happens?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 34,847 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Possessive by Loethaelis reviews
UNIT arrives at Torchwood 3 and Ianto gets a little possessive. Next to no plot. Better than it sounds. NOW COMPLETE!
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
He Drinks Like A Fish by Jo Z. Pierce reviews
Hellboy, my blind date with Abe, drinks, and the Blues Brothers. Oh, and a lot of fish jokes. Hellboy won't get off my porch, either. I'll need to call his daddy. Hey, it's all in good fun. Self insert. Dedicated to the fic writer who introduced me to Abe
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Only You by MiaoShou reviews
Near-canon LxLightxL YAOI, LEMONS, SHOTA.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,603 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
So Far, So Good by Sare Liz reviews
Life continues on for Tony and Pepper. They're just taking it one step at a time. Movieverse. TS/PP. #3 in the 'Slice of Life' series.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Light Up the Sky by kahlua56 reviews
Movieverse. Tony/Pepper. It's going to be a long night...
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Hellboy Fortunes by epalladino reviews
My favorite fandom goes out for Chinese. What do they get as their fortune from those intriguing little cookies? Please read and review.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hellboy - Complete
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Influenza by Polkadotdotdot reviews
After Tony Starks admission to the entire world Pepper Potts hasn't had much time to take care of herself and develops the flu, bringing out Tony's caring side TS/PP *Chapter 16 - THE WEDDING And a sneak preview of the Sequel ;
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,616 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Stark Contrast by Kirayoshi reviews
Tony and Pepper deal with the fallout of his latest bombshell, while events in New York capture Tony's interest. What does Tony think about Spider-Man? Spoilers for movie, tie-in with my Spider-Man fic, The Goblin Wars. Tony/Pepper UST. Reposted.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
While You Were Out by callafallon reviews
What was life like for Pepper Potts while Tony Stark was missing and presumed dead? Movieverse spoilers.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
The Tin Man's Heart by Dare5 reviews
There are lots of things you do when you fall in love - and unfortunately, in the beginning, most of them are stupid.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/13/2008
The Truth by whitereflections12 reviews
MovieversePP/TS,set about 3 years post movie mostly, there's flashbacks .Love is never easy, but when you're in love with a man like Tony Stark, it's even harder. The truth is that sometimes you just have to take the hard way because there is no other way
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
A Little In Between by RID3RLVR reviews
This is just an idea I got stuck in my head while trying to write a different story. Movieverse, slight TS/PP, but nothing major, just some fluff. Enjoy!
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/11/2008
The Challenges and Trials of Being a HalfHuman by xoLizerrox reviews
Akane now knows what it feels like to be half girl.........Akane and Ranma become close when Akane falls into a Jusyenko spring...and learns how to love someone using the traits of her new alter ego.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Akane, Ranma
It Rains In My Heart by Alexi-Dove reviews
Reno has done something mysteriously horrible at Shinra and tries to escape in a hastily borrowed helicoptor. Running out of gas near the deserted town of Nibelheim, he turns to Vincent Valentine for shelter. Rating for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Reno, Vincent V.
For The Heart I Once Had by RultaProductions reviews
COMPLETED!...the little being that was her whole world, was slipping away. As Yuffie's world crumbles down, the only hope she has left lies with the man she haven't talked to for 5 years... YuffieXReno R&R, please...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Yuffie K., Reno - Complete
Oh! Where is my hairbrush? by Mystik Genie reviews
Oh where is my hairbrush? pure crack. Rude looks for his hairbrush [in song] only to find that Reno has given it away. 'Hairbrush' song from Silly Songs with Larry
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Rude, Reno - Complete
Nesting by Alexi-Dove reviews
After a few weeks of sticking around the safehouse, Cloud and Kadaj decide to come home. Unbeknownst to them, Cid, Yuffie, Vincent and Red have decided to stay for a few days to help them settle in. Tifa, however, hasn't said a word. The sequel to Poison.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Cloud S., Kadaj
Stained by drifting-nightmare reviews
Songfic Oneshot. Yaoi Warning! Rated M for Mature themes and glorious smut! Reno failed a mission and is a unwilling participant in his captors endevours. RenoXKadaj! Please RR. More Chapters if I get good reveiws! Ch3 up!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Reno, Kadaj
Poison by Alexi-Dove reviews
What would happen if Cloud decided Kadaj's life was worth saving? CloudKadaj. Yaoi, just in case you'd like to know. Inspired by the song Poison by Groove Coverage. Now fully fixed and edited. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Cloud S., Kadaj - Complete
Pranks by reddwarfaddict reviews
Ten, Jack and Rose included. When someone puts superglue on the fridge door handle for the Doctor, it's only the beginning... Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2007 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
Babysitting by The Absinthe Angel reviews
Yuffie needs a babysitter, so does Reno. But what they don't know is that they're babysitting each other. Rated T for language, chocobos with chocolate, and drinking games! BEWARE OF THE REFFIE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Reno, Yuffie K.
Passive by taralkariel reviews
Dr. Crane is shot by Rachel, and is carried away by his horse. What happens after that? CraneOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,159 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Son of Uber Sue by Margolo Blu reviews
She's baaaack, and by popular demand. Not just for Hellboy fans. Shot two
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Hushed by KinseySix reviews
Warren and Andrew during 'Hush'. Slash
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Warren M., Andrew
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Post Traumatic Stress Disorder reviews
Tony Stark appears to be suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder as a result of the recent events... So he will be going on a short, private vacation." PepperxTony, movieverse, postmovie. Rated T for swearing and dry martinis with extra olives.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Hormones, Secrets, Evil, and Caviar reviews
As Liz gets closer and closer to having the twins, she can't help but worry about a secret she's been hiding from HB. Along the way to honesty she will discover maternity leather, Abe will discover flirting, and HB discovers something he'd rather not know
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2008
Maritial Bliss reviews
L and Raito happily married? With THREE kids? Living... dare I say it... happily ever after? Trust me, it's not as bad as it sounds. If things work out, there'll be plenty of chaos... Happily ever after is a relative term. Yaoi, chocolate abuse, and more!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Light Y., L
The Doctor's Haiku reviews
Rose's thoughts during her time with the Doctor, in haiku format. Spoilers for "The Stolen Earth". Total Rose/Ten shipping. Because they were made for each other.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Torchwood: The Musical reviews
Look at the title, genius. Pretty damn cracky. Should be funny, though.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Zim reviews
Complete crack. Complete, total crack. Insanity in a bottle. Zim X Gir. Really, really freakin' weird. trust me. Hopefully it's funny. Written in, like, five minutes at the request of a friend. Just read it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Hole Puncher reviews
Ianto likes office supplies. He likes them a lot. But Jack likes them even more. There's so much innuendo and smut in here I can hardly breath. Rated M for the obvious. Oneshot. Janto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
A Different Kind of Candy reviews
L starts something that gives him an unexpected taste of a type of candy he's never had before. L x Light yaoi lemon, so if you don't like that sort off thing, I suggest you go read something about fluffy bunnies. L seme, Light uke. May switch places.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete