PariandPara
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Joined 09-17-20, id: 14222364, Profile Updated: 05-27-21
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

So there, everyone. It's been a while.

We know, we know. We have the frankly terrible habit of jumping off, deleting everything on the site (the last move was a bad one). So yeah, we'll claim personal reasons and we would like to apologise to each and everyone of you who had read, favourited or followed our stories. You guys rock and we thank you so much for the support you gave us.

On a happier note, we'll be writing again. Not like before, when we wrote crap every once in a while and then went off to die in the desert, but actual, literal writing. Most of them will be Harry Potter (we cannot keep our hands off that fandom) but some will be Percy Jackson and of course, Cassandra Clare.

A few of our old stories (not all, just some we loved too much to part with) are with us, we think two of them. They'll be there in our name again, and you're all welcome to read it.

Updates won't be perfect, but we vow to try our level best, and keep you entertained!

Per hoc autem vicero. Victoria in deos

Our Muse, the Harley to our Joker, the jam to ourbread, our darling, our living goddess, R: everything, everything is for you.

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Life After Heartbreak by ReeseValentin reviews
It had been 5 years since Magnus Bane's divorce. He thought he was never going to find someone else until he meets Alexander, a former soldier who hasn't come out of the closet and is secretly in love with his roomate. Magnus must come to terms with opening up again, while Alec fears the reactions of people in his conservative hometown. Older characters/AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2021 - Published: 11/9/2020 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Dancing (With Our Hands Tied) by Rosalie Barvik reviews
Thomas wrapped his other arm around her waist and finally, feeling very satisfied with himself, looked down. The pit of his stomach plunged as if the floor had dropped out beneath him. Thomas was no longer dancing with the beautiful girl. He wasn't even dancing with a girl. Swaying in his arms, looking as startled as Thomas felt, was Alastair Carstairs. Thomastair. TLH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2021 - Complete
flavor physics by mostverklempt reviews
When Marlene McKinnon catches her philandering boyfriend snogging his Potions partner at the Marauders' end-of-the-year rager, she reluctantly enlists the help of his arch-rival, Sirius Black, to even the playing field. Unfortunately, said arch-rival is the same git who once turned her hair into snakes and thinks girls are just a varsity sport he's captain of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/14/2020 - [Sirius B., Marlene M.] [Lily Evans P., James P.]
Drunken Thoughts by Bananabunny28 reviews
Hermione throws herself into her studies in her eighth year at Hogwarts until some distractions arise. EWE, Dramione, possible m/f/f later on. M for explicit content to come
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/9/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N., Hannah A.
From Switzerland With Love by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
A Valentine-centric spin-off of my fic Battle of the Bands - though you don't necessarily have to have read it for the first few chapters. Have you ever wondered what was really going on in Valentine's head all that time? How about just his general thoughts on life? Look no further. Approach with caution...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Valentine M.
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3341 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Jace Reviews Christmas Movies by KissingFire reviews
After realizing Jace has never celebrated Christmas before, Clary takes it upon herself to give him the full experience. Even if it means listening to him make Santa into a pedophile, and Frosty the Snowman into a pothead. Christmas oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
For You, I Will by DasMervin reviews
"And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." And Melanie Sampson liked that. She liked that a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Embry - Complete
Picking Lilies by Lady Altair reviews
He finds nothing of her in the world until she is gone from it, until he knows with soul-crushing certainty that the flash of red hair he catches in Diagon will never be hers, never again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dust Underfoot by Lady Altair reviews
It seems rather tragic, that he will never see how golden he truly is, will never see himself as anything but Black. Written for Cuban Sombrero Gal as part of the Reviews Lounge Ficathon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Halflife by Lady Altair reviews
Where were you when your life was half over? Six stories, six days, six lives at the summit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Merry and Bright by Lady Altair reviews
Twelve Christmases in wartime. Things might be broken, but they can still shine. Oneshots, various characters, pairings, and eras.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
A First and Last Christmas by Firelight by Lady Altair reviews
A small part of Molly that cannot weep any longer can only be glad that Frederick Fabian Weasley has finally met his namesake, and another part can only worry what they're getting up to. Sister story to White Satin For Mourning, ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Fred W., Molly W. - Complete
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Dissecting Moon Daughter reviews
Join Para and Pari Owens in their meticulous dissection of the My Immortal of Percy Jackson - Moon Daughter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2021 - OC, Annabeth C., Percy J.
Twenty One reviews
The perfect mother, the perfect wife, the martyr, the mother of the Boy Who Lived. Lily Evans was just human, a woman with flaws.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2021 - Lily Evans P., James P., Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Come back to me
It hurts more than anything else in this world, to be told you're not enough
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2021 - Will S. - Complete
Lilacs and Roses
Effie Rosier is what Horace Slughorn loved- no loves, the most in this world. And when she's gone, buried six feet under the ground, he tries to find something, something of her in her grandson.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2021 - Complete