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Joined 11-16-07, id: 1422619, Profile Updated: 11-15-20
Author has written 11 stories for Warhammer, and Mass Effect.

This is, increasingly, an archive of dead projects.

It's now November 2020. Some of these works are more than a decade old; that's a long time to stay interested in any one thing. Times change, fandoms change and people move on. I've decided to leave them up for archival purposes, but don't expect any developments any time soon. Or, to be frank, ever. (Also, it's very rare for me to log into this now - this is the first log-on I've made in, I think, about five years, so fast responses to messages are unlikely.)

As for me, well, I'm still out here, still doing what I do. Good luck on getting through this miserable hell-year, everyone!

Wow, this had got rather out-of-date.

I'm a postgraduate former postgraduate in my late twenties early-to-mid-thirties, still living in the vicinity of London now living nowhere near London. I also sometimes write stuff, although not so much as I probably should.

I have mainly used this place in the past for Warhammer 40K-related stuff, although note that if you're looking for 'exactly like cannon', then my stuff probably won't be for you. That said, at the moment, I don't really see myself doing any more 40K stuff for the foreseeable future. Unfortunately 'The Misfits' in particular has a logjam of problems sat underneath it (witness the collapse in quality of the more recent chapters) and I have no idea how to disentangle them :( I genuinely have no idea how I could return to it, and even if I somehow did, I doubt the results would be worth it.

In addition to the Warhammer stuff I've also posted some Mass Effect-related fiction. These range from pretty crack-y to fairly serious. ("Sideways to Zero" in particular has a bad case of Big Ideas Lurking In The Background; probably why I'm making so little progress on it.) One of them - 'Convolution Kernel' - is a surviving chunk from an 'alternate end' for ME3 that I was cooking up at one point.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my work.

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Certus by sinvraal reviews
In the end, there's only one thing that really matters. Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the Mass Effect 3 storyline. Multiple character POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 273,738 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [J. Garson, Kaidan A.] - Complete
Mass Effect: A Taste of Armageddon by A Talking Dinosaur reviews
The Reapers are coming. The galaxy must fight or it will die. One woman refuses to give in and will fight until the very end. "If we start thinking of them as gods, then we've already lost. They're just machines and even machines can be killed." A ME3 rewrite fic. F!Shep/Thane
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,683 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [J. Garson, Thane K.]
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,872 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
To Fall by Ghurlag reviews
A short story i was writing as a last-minute entry for a Black Library Forums workshop. I had half an hour to go until submissions closed and i was 400 words over limit, so i decided 'why not' and posted it here instead. Enjoy.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
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Speech Success reviews
Here is a completely random, context-less one-shot that just popped into my head. Garrus, Shepard and Mordin encounter a problem, and solve it in an unexpected way. 600(ish) words, below...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2016 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Mordin S. - Complete
A Krogan Scientist reviews
What happened to the mouse? Stranded on Earth along with Wrex's army, Urdnot Fortack, Lord High Researcher, has to find a new role for himself in the aftermath of the Terminal Broadcast. An invitation to meet with the Civil Redevelopment Committee leads him to study the post-Reaper War world... (This is another alternative ending for ME3.)
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Complete
What It Is To Lose reviews
Harbinger gets a nasty surprise; Commander Shepard defeats the Reapers by teaching them how to lose. A thoroughly-daft piece of crack, and also an alternate end for ME3. Arguably no more bizarre than pre-EC Synthesis.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2013 - J. Garson, Harbinger - Complete
The Schemes of the Reapers reviews
Thrent Krall, an ambitious krogan warlord, talks to someone whom he really shouldn't. He goes in search of an understandable-in-context but breathtakingly ill-advised deal. But why are the Reapers being so generous? What do they want ... and will Krall be pleased to learn their price?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013
Sideways to Zero reviews
Dr. Nassana T'Saith, a junior asari scientist, has hit a brick wall in her career. Frustrated and annoyed, she searches for options. However, her attempts to resolve the situation may just lead to discoveries no-one could ever have expected... (This is a speculative prequel, set a long time before the events of the main trilogy, using a group of non-cannonical characters.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013
Relationship Counselling reviews
A short piece of post-Control Ending silliness ... Liara tries to deal with a frustrating and confusing interpersonal situation.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Convolution Kernel reviews
Commander Shepard finds herself somewhere. But where? How did she get here? And why can't she remember anything? (I didn't much rate the ME3 endings either, so here are a few hints as to how I'd have done it...)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
The Misfits reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
At The Inn reviews
Inquisitor Sezaria should keep a closer eye on her prisoners - but that may be the least of their problems. I'm not sure where this is going - but rather than sit on it, here it is! Note that this doesn't replace The Misfits...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Under New Management reviews
A Chaotic cult has managed to survive without detection or destruction - but their nominal allies could be as much bad news as their enemies. An attempt to do something actually interesting with Chaos Cultists...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Spirit of the Machine reviews
A Techpriest encounters the Thousand Sons Chaos Marines, who seem to want something from him. But what, and why? About 1600 words long, so quite short!
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete