Artemis Rampant
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Joined 11-16-07, id: 1422701, Profile Updated: 01-09-13
Author has written 16 stories for 9, Harry Potter, Havemercy/Shadow Magic, Firefly, Shakespeare, Parodies and Spoofs, Ouran High School Host Club, Big Time Rush, RENT, and Lord of the Rings.

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those who are afraid of wolves by deews reviews
There is a saying: those who are afraid of wolves should not go into the woods. Natasha is not a wolf, but she is not afraid of them, either. Black Widow-centric, tinged with Natasha/Clint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Influence by Sappho's Ghost reviews
Brittany is perpetually cast as the dumb blonde, but the reasons behind her demeanor are more complex than that. She looks back on her childhood, her relationship with Santana, and the life-altering effects the decisions of her youth had on her future.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,949 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
The Helix Trap by Croik reviews
After the inception proves too effective, Arthur is hired to a dangerous job which pits the team against each other in a battle for Robert Fischer's mind. Eames-Robert, Arthur-Ariadne, COMPLETE
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,205 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - R. Fischer Jr., Eames
All of the Little Pieces by AlienZombies reviews
Arthur's not been himself lately. ARTHURXEAMES
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
If I Only Had by Threepwillow reviews
Sirius may have run away from home, and Peter may be lacking in Gryffindor courage, and James may have absolutely nothing between his ears, but maybe Remus Lupin has got a heart, after all. :::MWPP oneshot, Remus/Sirius, written for a friend's birthday:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Invader Number Lucas by Yellowfur reviews
-EMPIRE RECORDS- Mark and Eddie decide that Lucas can't be human and go on a mission to answer the question: What IS Lucas?
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
In the Circle of Elemental Arms by Kryssa's flute reviews
Magic runs strong in the students of Ouran, even in one klutzy scholarship student. Epilogue: The strength of Earth and Wind shows when they face their lost Water. 'We don’t want to leave Ouran knowing that you’re not part of us anymore.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,643 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Caro by Pargoletta reviews
Two boys, each guarding a secret, must face the challenge of growing up and becoming men. BenvolioMercutio, AU. Warnings: Child abuse, other issues.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,029 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
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One Does Not Simply Walk Into Marriage reviews
Planning a wedding is hard. Pippin can't sit still for five minutes, much less the hours and hours it takes to prepare a proper ceremony. Still, there are some things that are more fun to arrange than others. Merry/Pippin, slightly cracky. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
There's Only Us reviews
The plot of Rent with the characters of Big Time Rush. A little bit silly, a little bit serious, and a whole lot of crazy. Includes Kendall/Logan, James/Carlos, and Jo/Camille, each portraying a canon RENT couple.
Crossover - RENT & Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2011
Summer reviews
It's the dead middle of July, and the warmth of the early evening wraps around Camille's bare shoulders and settles on her lips like an embrace. Oneshot, pointless fluffy drabble, Jo/Camille
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Camille, Jo - Complete
A Quest for Answers reviews
A quest for answers. Some red-faced flailing. Several regrettable moments. A dubiously accurate conclusion. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What's in a Name? reviews
Kaoru was fairly positive that nobody else in his English Literature class had thought about that quote as long as him. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
THE TRANSCENDENTALISTS STAR IN reviews
"Whitman's Latest Sexcapade." What wacky hijinx will our philosophical heroes get into this time? Stay tuned!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
Lily's Song reviews
Darren Criss would make a better James, anyways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The History Books Forgot About Us reviews
Mercutio/Benvolio. A slightly skewed re-imagining of the scene before the balcony scene. Partially based on the song "Samson" by Regina Spektor.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010
Namesake reviews
You don't name a gun that special after just any lady. Inspired by Marian Call's "Vera Flew the Coop".
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jayne
Brush Painting reviews
It's a Ke-Han tradition. From Seon, actually, the southernmost country. I thought it looked interesting and, well...I thought you might like to help me?" Thom/Hal
Havemercy/Shadow Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Thom, Hal
A Trip to Arlemagne reviews
When Royston came home that day, I knew that either something was terribly wrong, or terribly right." The tale of scandal and revenge that we have all been waiting for.
Havemercy/Shadow Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Royston, Hal
Nerve Endings reviews
Five understands human biology well enough. It's stitchpunk biology that trips him up. 2x5
9 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - 5, 2 - Complete
Falling Asleep reviews
Remus's point of view, a couple days before the moon. Sirius, in a rare moment of clarity, forgets briefly about being a total prick. RLSB. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In Which Remus and Lily Nearly Go Mad reviews
Remus and Lily find a certain two Marauders incredibly maddening. RLSB, JPLE. Rated T for inexpertly used British swears and lovesick teen ANGST.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Necessity of Invention reviews
Oneshot. Drabble. Total fluff. 2/5 implied pairing. Enjoy!
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete