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The person in the picture is me... no he's not! He's our school mascot. Your friendly, next door neighbor, the spartan!
Hey Guys- I'm really hyper and jittery right now
Guys, i'm only 13 so don't expect much fluff.
sugar is cool. it makes me all jittery.
it's the holidays, my brains off. yesterday, i was at this party, there was a cake on the table. My friend's dad was picking up a plastic plate, and he was saying,"it's homemade. Want it?"
And I was standing there like an idiot. Yeah, my mind was off or something, cause I was thinking about the plate. I was like," Homemade? That's sooooo cool! How do you make them? Do you need a mold?"
I thought that the plate was homemade. Then a woman comes in and says, "yeah, I made the cake myself."
I felt smart.
I am proud to announce that I own the whole Twilight series as of now, including 2 copies of twilight and 2 copies of eclipse.
U HAVE TO BE KOOL TO HAVE CHEESE IN YA; WHICH IS WHY I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO HAS CHEESE IN ME... lol...
For my story Secret Lovers
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
You have to love me for this. I copied and pasted all of this onto my profile. and i actually read it...
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:
Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, Kyo Rox My Sox, bellard
CORN MUFFINS!. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (I...! Wait, hang on...It's coming...I swear...WAIT! No, that's not it...Don't leave, I'll get it...Crap.)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (Edward...Edward...Twilight...EDWARD!)
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others..
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. (Ha ha...Ok, it's not funny. STOP LAUGHING! Ha ha...)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile (Who doesn't?)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (Where is the spoon? Oh, it's in my hand. Did-er-der!)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile ( Me: So, anyway...Uhhhh...What were we talking about? Becky: Uh...I don't know...)
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. ( Yayyy!)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
AACD is Addicted to All Cullens Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (Isn't Everyone?)
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile (Yes, I do realize I have this copy/paste thing twice on here. That's just how much I LOVE HIM!)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (the person might be reading it but ARULA!)
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (If we could solve wars with rock paper scissors, everyone would love each other...)
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.(Like-HECK YES! iT'S WHAT I wrote to Santa for)
If you think that losers hate/don't get/never read Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (Or Emmett, Jasper, or Carlisle!)
If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile. (Or Alice or Rosalie)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Yeah huh...)
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.(-busy reading it...AGAIN)
If you've had at least two friends move away from you cuz of ur Twilight obsession...copy and paste this onto your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (Poke.)
if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (-Still Reading Twilight...OK now let's go to New Moon!)
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm in the process of un-copying and un-pasting this right now...)
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm not smart, I study! well memorize stuff for that day,)
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.(Becky...)
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (Who hasnt?)
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (thunderstorms are my favorite, w/ lotsa thunder & lightning when I don't have to go anywhere)
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. (Meaniebutty animal haters)
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (I speak PIG latin, SO HA HA HA!)
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile (Go Eddy!)
If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile (A...B...Edward...D...E...Cullen...G...H...is...J...K...so...M...N...HOT! Oh, no did he hear that!)
OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (he was a meaniebutt)
You're intoxocated by my very presence. (Admit it)
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived! (Wow...)
Thanks, Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man. (after you find out about Edward, no one i know is ever good enough...)
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. (I have a very long mathematical reasoning for that that ill put on here later. btw, i came up w/ it myself)
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely...for a very long time...and i think by discussing with EVERYONE i know...
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in BOOKS or movies.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
After you have read Twilight, if you are proud that you have eaten dirt before like Edward ate human food, copy and paste this on your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (BANG! Bang. Bang? Dang.)
wow... that was long...I'll stop now...(dramatic pause for ten minutes)...FOR NOW...
okay i know what you are thinking: wow... she is soo smart! i am...sorta, but its just that its about 11 at night right now and i am really hyper. Yeah...
but anyways, read my stuff...its better than this. I promise you that
and im a twilight fan ALL THE WAY BABY! cuz all my faves and my two stories are all twilight. look i didnt even have to underline twilight cuz everything is already underlined. I didnt even have to worry about italicizing it!
If you are part of the 100 of people who want me to SHUT THE -- UP, paste this onto your profile...
thats none of you right?
k ya talk to u guys soon, actually no cuz i dont know u...
OK YA I THINK ILL SHUT UP AND READ SOME FANFICS NOW.
Y AM I WRITING IN CAPS?
WELL BYE GUYS!
Love me Always: http://www.designerexposure.com/images/products/21856_1_large.jpg ( Bella's outfit) Ch. 2
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