KareNeko
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Joined 11-16-07, id: 1422908, Profile Updated: 03-23-09
Author has written 11 stories for Gravitation, and Naruto.

Hi Kids! Lady Tsunade here, hiding behind my pen name. I - hold on a second...

leans down to peer under desk..."Jiraiya? What are you doing under there?! What?? ohhh...hmm. Hold that thought. I'll be done in a minute"

Sorry for the interruption...hm, where was I...oh yeah, about me. Well, it's a long hard life, flying a desk all day and wiping the noses of every sad sack that gets scratched by a kunai every night. Here I get this nice young(ish) body, and the only thing the hot nin-boys are interested in is trudging up each other's dirt road! Good thing I'm a fangirl, er, fanwoman, or I'd be crying!

snickering from under the desk, stifled with a kick

Well, anyhow, I love the animes and the mangas, can't get enough, FMA, Gravitation, Loveless, Yami no Matsuei, Hands Off, DeathNote, oh I could go on forever, but I have, um, something else I need to do now, so let's just say I'm glad this place is here for R&R.

Just don't call me Granny like the little pest does, all right? Thanks for visiting, lock the door on the way out!

"Now, what did we need an extension cord for? Hold on." Slides under the desk singing to the tune of Lady Marmalade: "Gitcha Icha Icha out now..."

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Officemate by shi-chan reviews
KakaIru Kakashi is just doing his job, even if it means that his heart was being crushed in the process and whatever remains of his psyche was being washed away. Company's orders are top priority, not his needs, desires or heart. Sequel to Roommate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,870 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Beasts by Black Kitten's Dream reviews
When you step over a line, you draw attention. Now, Iruka has to face the consequences, and slowly he realizes the nature of interest he has sparked with his misbehaviour. Little to no fluff. More warnings inside. Yaoi. Genma, Kakashi, Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,202 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Iruka U.
Lessons Learned Somewhat by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Sequel to "Lessons"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
A Fine Line Between by sarcastic.shinobi reviews
When Kakashi and Iruka are taken as prisoners, they must depend on each other in order to survive. With their weakened states, if the prison doesn’t kill them, the journey home might... Rated for theme violence, non-graphic noncon. Eventual KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,073 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not Such a Stranger by Anestshia reviews
Iruka apparently needs to be laid and a certain "stranger" is up to the task. This is YAOI, please do not read if that irks you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Asuma S., Iruka U. - Complete
Restless by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Kakashi's restless...which then makes Iruka restless.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Surprising Comfort by rowanashke reviews
Kakashi's pushed Iruka over the edge again. But this time, to all of their suprise, Jiraiya's there to catch him. Oneshot lemon request fic, JirIru. Lemon, swearing, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Iruka U., Jiraiya - Complete
To the Winner Goes by Nephthys Snape reviews
It's Kakashi's turn to choose how he and Gai will be competing. This time, lives will be changed forever. Rated for final chapter. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Gai M., Iruka U. - Complete
Where We Belong by rowanashke reviews
Iruka's dating Genma. Raidou's upset. Kakashi's confused. And Kakashi's talking to ghosts, who have started talking back. IruGen, KakaIru, GenRai. Ghosts, lemons and a touch of fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
It Wasn't Anything by ChristieGordon reviews
RoyxEd,slight RoyxMaes, Yaoi, lemons and limes. When Roy gives Ed a little sexual gratification in a dim hallway on his 18th birhday, Ed and Roy are forced to face their pasts. Roy must come to terms with a lost love. Ed must accept who he really is.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,691 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Memories of You by MeeLee reviews
[COMPLETE] AU. Kakashi never believed in Angels, or Heaven and Hell. Then cheerful but eccentric Umino Iruka showed up, and now Kakashi doesn't know what to believe anymore. KakaIru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Caring for you by vanyelashke89 reviews
Kakashi is injured in a mission and Iruka was tasked to take care of him. Meanwhile, Orochimaru and Kabuto are plotting to capture Kakashi in a plot that involves the Sharingan. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Forbidden Jutsu by RukaIayLomperGay reviews
Iruka performs a forbidden jutsu on accident. Now he is stuck as a twelve year old. The clock is ticking as Iruka starts to take on some of the side effects. KakaIru, SasuNaru, SasuIru, NejiAkuri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,848 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
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Iruka Rising reviews
An example of the care and feeding of a shinobi child, Umino-style; and the free-fall of going on alone after the nine-tail attack. Follows Iruka to the events of The Space In Between,but the story stands alone.Potentially disturbing content later RatedM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,713 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Iruka U., Mizuki
Ticking in the Overhead reviews
Complete! Separated from the rest of the group, Shuichi is forced to take the long flight to America alone. That terrifying flight becomes more than any of them bargained for. Rated for potentially disturbing content.ShuxEiri
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,081 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Putting Up a Front From All Sides reviews
Two magic words land in Kakashi's lap and suddenly he holds the key to getting closer than close to Iruka. So close he might finally succeed at having his interest returned...yaoi-ish light KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rescue Formation reviews
Danger lurks in the forest and a sexy chunin shouldn't be out wandering alone unprotected. One man assigns the mission to himself. KakaIru Mature Content mostly due to one immature jounin .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Icha Icha Caligula colon Movie for Theaters 2 reviews
Kakashi finally talks Iruka into joining him to see the new Icha movie. When fantasy crashes into reality the jounin finds himself watching the trainwreck of his dreams, er, nightmares come to life. Some light Yaoi for balance in between darker fics.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,053 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
72 Hour Hold reviews
Sequel to Gravitation 911 - Shuichi's time in the mental ward is so much richer because he has someone to share it with. Rated "T" for shared bathroom behavior oh, come on, you know you want to open the door and see what they're doing in there! .
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Shuichi S., Ryuichi S. - Complete
The Space in Between reviews
Iruka reveals a painful secret and sets events in motion that bring his past to life. Character mutilation, fetishism, degredation, and more fun ouchies. Complete! Iruka/Mizuki/OC/? MaleXMale warning Observe Rating Please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,861 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
It's Lucky That the Helping Hand's on the Good Arm reviews
Flashback to when Iruka met Naruto in a fluffy scene from the past, when the kid was too cute for his own good. Very short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
One Gross of Industrial Strength Earplugs To Go reviews
It's a good thing Shuichi's too cute to strangle...Oneshot, quick & painless.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Shuichi S., Ryuichi S. - Complete
Disjecta Membra reviews
Scattered Remains Someone with such a hot body and sensitive soul should have some kind of luck in bed, right? Well, not exactly. Major angst KakaIru M for Brief Yaoi,suic. kinda long for a oneshot. Last edit for corrections.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Gravitation 911 reviews
Bad boys, bad boys what ya gonna do when they come for you? Never, ever point your weapon at Kumagoro. Oneshot.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Shuichi S., Ryuichi S. - Complete