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Joined 11-16-07, id: 1422925, Profile Updated: 06-18-10
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto.

Whhoa oh so long since I've been here. lol well back to basics i think gotta to finish up some fanfics here so I'll be around more thanks for waiting guys though it's not like you had a choice. Sorry but i will make it up in the next month to finish off what i started xD. With the help of my sister of course we'll just share this acocunt tho makes it hell of alot easier for me. lol ok byes for now...

All Canadians love Naruto! They love to watch Naruto! And they love to write stories about Naruto! And they love to read stories about Naruto! Well okay not all but alot! And I'm just one of the many who do! I love to write and express my self through story writing. Besides if I didn't than all those crazy stories would be stuck and I'd be on over load! Which would cause a melt down! And then I'd just be the crazy lady asking you if that guy over there was Kiba just because he was walking a dog :)

So let me tell you very little about myself:

Name: Deanna but you can just call me Dea (Dee) like everyone else does. Or just Dea Hoshigaki sounds good too! (Kisame Love!)

Home: Canada, in the wild nature woods of the far north in the mountains inside a three bedroom Igloo using an ice laptop to write.

Sex: HELL YAH!! Just kidding. I'm a female!

Birth date: I'll let you know if you promise to send me a present on my birthday!

Relationship: Single until Kisame asks me to marry him!

Status: 100 percent Narutard!

Brain Status: normal well maybe. I have an obession with one of the Akatsuki members. You see, I love Kisame Hoshigaki but I know he's not real so don't worry about me. I will share the love of him with others. But just don't steal my dream man! I'll have to kill you! Him and I are BAG (Boyfriend And Girlfriend) I don't think that one will catch on do you? And I am crazy! But hey who isn't! And for those of you who don't think you are! Quit lying to your self!

Hair color: Well I do naturally have red/black hair if I quit dying it. But I will never until I've tried every color in the special edition crayola box!! That's like 100 different colors!! I'm surprised my hair hasn't fallen out yet! I hope Kisame likes bald chicks if it does! lol

Well enough stalking about me here's some other crap you need to read!

I really love to write and read Akatsuki FanFic! I love the way they are so out of character! But of couse my fave is Kisame Hoshigaki! Or Hoshigaki Kisame, same Samehada swinging hottie right! He used to be under loved but now he has a super large group of FanGirls and YaoiBoys! My man is well loved! YAY! I used to think I was special but now I'm not :( Oh well , I still love the Big Blue Bastard! lol Am I allowed to say that on my page? Bastard? Huh? Well I wrote it twice, so who cares right?

YaoiBoy: I did recieve a question about what is a YaoiBoy. Well I don't know if the word existed before me and my gay friend made it up. Or at least we think we made it up. If you already heard this word e-mail me. Anyways it's a boy who likes Yaoi. Can't get any clearer then that. Like pictures, drawing, writing or just reading Yaoi related things. Kinda like a FanBoy who likes Yaoi related things. Just because you like Yaoi if you are a boy does not make you gay. So read on, write on, draw or look on YaoiBoys. We need you love these hotties as much as we do! The more people who love them the more things we get to experience fan wise! YaY!




It's cyberspyderweb there too! Here's a link to my page! I'm not very good or anything but I still like to draw! Note to all my hamtaro wanna be's are very poorly done! I was drawing it for my 4 year old brother! lol


Oh and please someone write something in my Forum! I'm a loner so far! :( lol I'm lonely!

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The Shark's Peculiar Mission by RedRibbonhood reviews
Kisame tries to prove he's straight. Kurenai seems like a good canidate to prove himself with. But she's not too happy about it. For: Shikabane-Mai...Chapter 5 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Kisame H., Kurenai Y.
Research Never Meant To Be Found by Riley Killer reviews
Orochimaru's gone off the map, the Akatsuki that had been keeping tabs can't find him any where, and after cleaning out the rest of what little research the traitor left behind, they may now know why, and may have found their greatest weapon yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,901 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Pimp My Sculptor by dead drifter reviews
Epic Rape. The Akatsuki are running low on funds, so Pein decides to pimp Deidara out to the rest of the ninja world. A little humor, angst, drama, romance, even horror thrown in!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Who's the Baby's Daddy? by Dei's Artistic Angel reviews
Ten Ten has a wild night and finds out shes pregnant only problem is she doesn't know who the father is so she turns to Maury for help. Rated T for Ten Ten. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Girl all the bad guys want by FaintFalconHunter reviews
It was 2 years ago that they met her for the first time at the brothel. She was thin very shy and looked much like a boy. A sheer disappointment for the guys from the all boys ninja academy.But now that it's 2 later they see her again.Will love rise?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,531 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hinata H.
Tobi's Legendary Quest To Be Loved I by Higura Natume reviews
Our Hero, Tobi will embark on a Legendary Quest to find the Legendary love that lies in the hearts of all and win it over. Join our hero as he takes on this challenge to become a Legendary Hero! Deitobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Fertilizer by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi Zet/Kimi/Sai and Zet/Sai/Kimi. Kimimaro and Sai are sent to Zetsu to collect his special fertilizer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Zetsu, Sai - Complete
Interactive Akatsuki Garage Sale! by dead drifter reviews
Kakuzu is hosting a garage sale, and YOU can buy whatever you want! NO NEW CUSTOMERS, PLEASE! BIDDING IS CLOSED! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Kakuzu - Complete
Interactive Akatsuki Valentine by dead drifter reviews
No more submissions, please! This story is no longer interactive, so sit back and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ice Cream, I Scream by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi KakuDei. Everyone is outside cooling off, but Kakuzu is stuck in the house due to a broken leg. Deidara decides to visit. Featuring ice cream, naughty tentacle butt secks and a 69!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Disposing of Teeth by PassiveAggressive101 reviews
Itachi never bothers to ask and Kisame never bothers to tell.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Winning arguments by Plushielover177 reviews
Kakuzu finds how easy winning arguments against Hidan really are. Hinted KakuHida if you wan't it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Knots by Senri reviews
If Hidan wanted to, he could pull out a suture and stick his hand right into his partner’s abdominal cavity, cup his hand around the one human organ he knows his partner has left, and feel it flutter. HIDAN/KAKUZU SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
In My World by systematica reviews
What if Hinata becomes a Branch member, just like her cousin, Neji? A romantic saga of one girl's fate, one boy's determination, and the love that keeps the smallest flames alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H.
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Tobi's Really Random Day That Was Also Good by Viewtiful Aryll reviews
A really random story that I wrote really late at night out of sheer boredom. Warning: This story contains absolutely no plot. Rated for Suigetsu's foul mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Obito U. - Complete
Dream Based by yangires reviews
[AU] Meet Haruno Sakura, a normal 15 year old girl. She was smart, beautiful, life couldn't get better! But what happens when she falls in love with someone she loathes? A lot, that's what.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,247 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U.
Favourable Bachelor by Durgas Dragon reviews
Iruka suddenly finds he’s Konoha’s most eligible bachelor—whether he wants to be or not—and he makes the mistake of involving one jounin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,884 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Condoms by Durgas Dragon reviews
Iruka hates condoms
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Iruka U. - Complete
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Hidden Webcamio Apperance reviews
Well someone has placed a webcam in the rooms of the Akatsuki. One day, One victim. Come see what what a day is like in their rooms! Warning: Hidan's big bad mouth is in it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,109 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Pain/Pein, Kisame H.
Many Mistakes After reviews
Madara Uchiha was forgotten in the past. Thought dead. A girl holds the secrets of the past and future. Is Tobi who everyone thinks he is? There's always questions that needs answers. But when you find them are you sure you should of been searching ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Obito U.
For The Love Of Money! reviews
Shark and Stitches once more! They have to work in the same office. How will it work out? Not very well as usual. This time the shark gets the upper hand. Shark on Stitches Lemon Yaoi! Kisa/Kaku Warning: Naughty Shark and Stitches moment. Smexy stuff!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day Stitches reviews
Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Oh so cute Akatsuki Valentine's Day ramble. Mostly about Hidan and Kakuzu. Rated T for Hidan's big dirty potty mouth! Sorry no Yaoi this time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Of Sword And Thread reviews
Kisame is to work with Kakuzu for a mission. Both men don't like the idea but are forced. See how Kakuzu decides to handle it! Yaoi yummie Lemon! Kuzu/Kisa warning:Stitches and Shark naughtiness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kisame H., Kakuzu - Complete
Kisame goes On A Date With A Crazy Lady! reviews
Well the title says it all! But find out what happens and all the crazy things that do happen! Does kisame know what he's getting into? Of course not! But is she all that crazy? Find out! Little swearing involved if there's more I'll change it to M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Kisame H.
No Strings or Teeth Attached reviews
Kakuzu and Kisame spend the night at an Inn ment for Honeymooners. Yaoi Lemon Kaku/Kisa We realy do need more of this kind of Yaoi for those two huh? For all the FanGirls and Yaoiboys! Enjoy! Warning: strong naughty references! Kisame love once more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Kisame H. - Complete
Kisame Love reviews
My love for Kisame has driven me to write this. With the hope you too will love him . lol Sexual Shark themed short story. This is a Kisame FanGirls and YaoiBoys must read! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Kisame H. - Complete
The Other Here reviews
Three girls are trasported into the Naruto world for unknown reasons. They are captured and handed over to most scariest man alive! The one, the only Ibiki Morino. Can he break them or will they break him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Ibiki M.
Wounds Bandaids Don't Heal reviews
Time heals wounds of the past. Hinata has hope and right now that's all she has. Some how can she help her family that wounds can be healed? Neji is her responsible for her can he break her spirit? Or let her heal his heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,375 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hinata H., Neji H.
10 Things To A Perfect Wife! Naruto and Friends reviews
Ten things that they think would make a perect wife! They were forced to do it! So here it is and here they are!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tobi And The Facts Of Life! reviews
Tobi learns about the facts of life, well, almost. He has to find this out the weird and crazy way as usual! Rated M for language, adult themes and for the over use of the word condom in a hilarious story! If the word scares you don't read this! :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Obito U. - Complete
Tobi Meets Ibiki reviews
Tobi is caught by some Leaf nin and taken to be questioned by the one and only Ibiki Morino! See how it turns out! It's a cute and funny short story. ;
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Obito U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Tobi's Toilet Trouble reviews
Oh no Tobi has to go to the bathroom but someone is in there what is he going to do! Find out what happenends to poor Tobi! Of couse trouble will happen. : Warning swearing. Hidan's involved that's why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Obito U., Hidan - Complete
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