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Author has written 50 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, Bleach, and Death Note.

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Strange Love by AkatsukiBoi reviews
On a mission for Akatsuki, Kakuzu finds his newest partner insufferable. As conspiracies pop up everywhere, and sparks and kunai fly between them, he begins to realize that the little psycho Hidan might be the one he's been looking for all his life...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,498 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
50 Words by Cupe reviews
My friend gave me 50 one word themes to work with, I plan to write them, rather than draw them. Should hopefully contain several pairings and span a few different genres. Sorry to cause confusion, this is where 'Carbon' now exists.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,098 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Zexion, Demyx
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds, Purple Nail Polish by Kohana Kurama reviews
Tobi looks at Kisame and asks "Kisame will you butter my muffin?" Velveeta cheese is dangerous. Deidara sings pop and rap music. The Akatsuki at their best. Rated for coarse language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Akatsuki
Unfortunately Convenient Circumstances by MischaPallasAthenaKitsune reviews
Kisame and Hidan have issues with their partners having 'relations' with their significant others in the rooms they share. YAOI. KakuTobi, ItaDei and the main pairing: KisaHida.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,213 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Hidan, Kisame H.
Make Me Bleed by Shuriken to the face reviews
Deidara is injured...This is extreme Yaoi. You have been warned. Sasodei. Now a series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,494 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Eye can see you by chibi-zoe reviews
Ulquiorra is far more kinky than Grimmjow ever gave him credit for. Explicit GrimmUlqui PWP
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
And a Devil to Dance a Dirge With by Mek reviews
When revenge is the only thing you have left, you'll do anything you can to achieve it. ::sequel to A Prelude. Old American West AU, future Deidara/Sasuke::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,223 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Deidara, Sasuke U.
Evolution of Us by Senko Wakimarin reviews
No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,773 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Acracktsuki by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
A quest to write one chapter for each of the 89 possible Akatsuki pairings. 17/89 done. Number seventeen: SasoKonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Konan, Sasori
Personality Quiz by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
The Naruto characters take a survey to find more about themselves, and get advice on romance and much more.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007
Espada Commercials by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Aizen needs funding for Las Noches, and so he employs the Espada to do TV ads.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Grimmjow J., Wonderweiss M.
drunk by tinglingsensation reviews
The results of Ayase being drunk. Compilation of independant oneshots. Lemon, smut, toys, crossdressing, yaoi, etc etc... /Okane ga nai/ Requests and ideas welcome.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Ayase Y., Kanou S.
Eternity by Little Kunai reviews
This is a story of a dark obssession gone horribly wrong. Saso/Ten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sasori, Tenten - Complete
Black Puppet Strings by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kisame's Little Crush by ILuvItachi reviews
Kisame is starting to fall for his partner in crime…hard. How will he approach Itachi on this matter? Will they become a cute couple…will Itachi even give Kisame the time of day? Are relationships even allowed on the job? KisaIta, DeiSaso. Ch. 5 up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,593 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Irony by Shadowtails13 reviews
Sonic was venturing through a mysterious Island; seeking his true purpose, but never imagined on that very day the one closest to him would be torn away... FINISHED Warning: contains everyonexeveryone
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
20 Truths of Every Red Dawn by The Pocketwatch reviews
20 Truths format for the Akatsuki. This will encompass every member of Akatsuki, including former and deceased members. The list will move in Reverse Alphabetical order. So far, Zetsu, Tobi, Sasori, and Pain are up. Orochimaru coming soon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sasori, Pain/Pein
To Be Announced by x012587Genin reviews
WOOT! Heres a little HidanXKakuzu thing i came up with while watching "the movie" in bio! Uh... obviously yaoi everyones fav. , HidanXKakuzu, ItachiXKisame, DeiXSasori and PeinXKonan... And most importantly, this is dedicated to my Kakuzu-kun! I LOVE YOU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Punishment by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Ulquiorra has grown quite tired of Grimmjow's disobedience. So, he decides to take his punishment... into his own hands. Ulqiorria/Grimmjow Boy/Boy... Shonen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Iced Dawn by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
The dawn does not always bring hope... or warmth. Toushiro/Momo, character death.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/7/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Fireworks by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Hitsugaya Toushiro is frustrated, and being ordered around. Which he hates. In a huff, he arrives at his best friend Momo's house, and reluctantly joins her for fireworks. Toushiro/Momo fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Violet Hill by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Toushiro is upset with how preoccupied his best friend is with Aizen's betrayal, so he decides to get her out of the house in an attempt to make her feel better. Toushiro/Momo fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
The Revenge of Deidara and Kakuzu by Moka-chan reviews
One normal day at the Akatsuki base, Deidara decides to get revenge for certain noises that go on in the base. To get this revenge, he enlists the help of Kakuzu. Mostly just crack. Rated for implied things and Hidan's mouth. KakuDei and KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu
Sweet Revenge by tinglingsensation reviews
Mori ruins a prank, set up by the twins. They take sweet revenge: HoneyxMori Rated M for sex and bad humor. Warning: Fluffyness! last chapter up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Hit the Road by dragnclaw reviews
The last thing Sakura expected she'd have to do that day was accept a ride from a strange, cranky man in an oversized semi, but sometimes fate leads you down the road you'd least expect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Sakura H., Kakuzu
Stitches by Cupe reviews
Yaoi. KakuHidan. Kakuzu's feeling a little tense and has Hidan sort his problem out for him, in more ways than one. Graphic yaoi, no likey, no ready. Present for DayDrifter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mommy's Here by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
After the battle with Jiraiya, Pein loses his adult-mentality and starts acting like a child. Konan, heartbroken, has now been forced into the position of "Mommy". When she finds herself in love with both men, what happens? Pein/Konan/Kakuzu love triangle
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
The Money Collector and the Religious Zealot by Aeris460 reviews
Things are happening to Hidan and Kakuzu can’t figure it out. But when he wakes up it’s as if nothing happened. Though these symptoms happen at night will the day’s happenings have any effect on Hidan and Kakuzu’s relationship? YAOI KAKUHIDAN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Black Knight Narutostyle by Nukenin reviews
Featuring Hidan as the Black Knight! Shameless rewrite of the Monty Python skit. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Hidan, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Get Bent by YukisFangirls reviews
Madara and Sasuke get it on in Madara's cave. YAOI. Major SPOILER warning for chapter 396!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi
Reaping the Benefits by Luciana Costa reviews
In which Kakuzu and Hidan find solace in the company of each other. With a few bumps along the way. KakuHida, shonen-ai, don't like don't read. Rated for Kakuzu and Hidan's cussing and blood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Onsen Break by Songstone reviews
Sasori took Deidara to the onsen, thinking it would help ease his partner's mind. However, he only ends up unintentionally causing more stress for the bomber. Strange how Deidara only seems tense when Sasori gets too close. -Brainbreakage...kinda-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Crack by Secret Sheik reviews
Total crack fic. Akatsuki members talk to random Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Protection by Domestic Servant reviews
major spoiler warning for chapter 397:: Sasuke finds out some shocking details about Itachi's intentions...or does he? Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fun With Akatsuki by Teslyn reviews
Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Itachi U.
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Kisame's Birthday Lollies! by Moka-chan reviews
Kisame's having a bad birthday and Itachi cheers him up! ItaKisa and a bit of SasoDei and KakuHida Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Go Fishing! by Atopos reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu have to get their hostage back to the hideout safely and feed themselves... One out of two isn't too bad for them. Rated for Hidan's swearing mostly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Bad Boy by Envious Lacerations reviews
Tobi is acting like a twitter-pated school girl and Kisame gets tired of him asking if he is a good boy. KisameXTobi and a little KakuzuXHidan. Yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Routine by FlightAngel reviews
Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Tantalizing Enticements by Maelza reviews
Sasori believes Deidara needs fear embedded into him, to fear him. Yet, Sasori becomes addicted to torturing Deidara. Sasodei, yaoi, lime, rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Only in dreams by Akaneflower456 reviews
Four years of sharing a room, and every night is the same.... one sided KisaIta fic. Rated for lemon with both one person and two.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Whetted by emma'xo reviews
Threesome. Itachi and Kisame capture Sasuke. :Incest, yaoi, rape: :ItaSasuKisa:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Servant's Duty by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Mori and Hunny are on vacation, and after all...it IS a servant's duty to please their Master. YAOI oneshot, first lemon....WOO! :P Mori/Hunny
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Hidden Webcamio Apperance by cyberspyderweb reviews
Well someone has placed a webcam in the rooms of the Akatsuki. One day, One victim. Come see what what a day is like in their rooms! Warning: Hidan's big bad mouth is in it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,109 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Pain/Pein, Kisame H.
Bluescreen by Orm reviews
Deidara–centric Akatsuki fic set in a cyberpunk/sci–fi AU. Contains made–up slang, cyborgs and swearing. Mostly gen but hints of SasoDei if you're looking for them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Elegy by emma'xo reviews
Sasuke has a reason for living: to kill his big brother Itachi and avenge the death of his parents. But can he do it when he's finally put face to face with Itachi after five years of hate, disappointment and anger? :Yaoi, incest, rape: :ItaSasu:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Cross Hatches by Cupe reviews
Request from DayDrifter Jingas Meitel . Kakuzu's calculator is too loud. Kisa/Kaku. KisamexKakuzu. Yaoi. Lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Kakuzu, Kisame H. - Complete
Storms by Spamsterlady reviews
Afraid of the storm, he goes to his brother for comfort. hikaruxkaoru slash
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Birthday Boy by Cupe reviews
It's Kakuzu's birthday. Hidan remembered, and got him a little present....Rated for graphic yaoi. KakuHidan. Don't like, don't read. Please review! For Jen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Death Gods Love More Than Just Apples by Aisha and Mina reviews
That night, Ryuk caught himself wondering... Maybe sex is way better than apples... RyukXLight ONESHOT M SEX
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Bound To Happen by Cupe reviews
It was bound to happen, that through an act of sin, they would find paradise. Non-graphic Kaku/Saso. For Jingas Meitel. Rated for non-graphic yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori - Complete
Praise by Cupe reviews
They say to never judge a book by its cover, but my master is everything on the outside that he is on the inside. Implied Oro/Kabu and Oro/Sasu. Rated for implications.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
From Brothers to Lovers by Literate reviews
He didn't know where it all started. He didn’t know the exact moment in time, the exact date, the exact circumstances in which they loved each other more than society allowed. And he doesn't care. Hitachiincest. Rated M for explicit content.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Kiss Me, Kill Me by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
My god…my heart is being ripped out, and that isn’t a joke…I’m up against the tree, there’s nothing I can do now…except watch…as death charges forward to meet me. I know that man too…Kakashi…" Kaku/Kaka angst drabble for Jingas Meitel
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Kakuzu - Complete
Maps by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Sasori has gotten a business, and Tenten is lost..."WAIT! They don't love you like I love you..." Saso/Ten, AU oneshot. Please listen to Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, when reading.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sasori, Tenten - Complete
Happy Valentines Day, Dammit! by Rojo-Conquistador reviews
This fic is an advanced Valentines Day for Jen-chan. It's my first shonen-ai fic. No lemons yet but maybe on my later fics. Enjoy. XD R&R pls. Now rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Close To You by flowerofsin reviews
Watching the more experienced gives Wonderweiss ideas. This is a toned down version of the one on my fic archive. Pairing: Tousen/Wonderweiss, minor yuri.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Tousen K., Wonderweiss M. - Complete
A Lover's Requiem by Cupe reviews
A 'journal' entry from Romeo's perspective conveying how he feels about Rosalind's rejection in Act 1 of Romeo and Juliet. Written for my English class and I'm very happy with it. Reviews are appreciated!
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Tease by Jaila Heyn reviews
Short, sweet, but not all that innocent describes both this fic and Mori's impression of Hani having a special snack perfectly.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Bells Of Sadism by Da God Cane reviews
Ask not for whom the bells tolls, Sakura. It tolls for thee. Yuri Kin/Sakura, extremely hot ending, final chapter up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kin T., Sakura H. - Complete
Toxic by Cupe reviews
SasoDei. There was something about him, so intoxicating, like a drug.... Rated for minor swearing and slightly adult themes, lemon sequel up! Thanks to all reviewers!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
No Strings or Teeth Attached by cyberspyderweb reviews
Kakuzu and Kisame spend the night at an Inn ment for Honeymooners. Yaoi Lemon Kaku/Kisa We realy do need more of this kind of Yaoi for those two huh? For all the FanGirls and Yaoiboys! Enjoy! Warning: strong naughty references! Kisame love once more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Kisame H. - Complete
Aka Leaf High by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Not your average high school AU, it's AKATSUKI PAIRINGS! Main: SasoriTenten Side: ItachiSakura, InoDeidara and TobiHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Tenten, Sasori
Cursed by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
10 teens, cursed by the full moon. This is the story of their lives...as werewolves. NejiTen, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTem, and KibaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
CaptiveCaptivated by JetXMina4ever reviews
The ONLY JetXMina fic on Mina has been captured by the Babylon Rouges as a pawn to get to Sonic...but her jailer seems to feel something a little more then he should. JetXMina, crack couple.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Jet, Mina
Regret by Cupe reviews
Deidara regrets a lot of things in his life, but he regrets one thing most of all. Mentions of a male being attracted to another male. Sort of one sided SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Kisame Love by cyberspyderweb reviews
My love for Kisame has driven me to write this. With the hope you too will love him . lol Sexual Shark themed short story. This is a Kisame FanGirls and YaoiBoys must read! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Kisame H. - Complete
It's Just a Side Effect! by Rojo-Conquistador reviews
This is a side story of my other fic entitled Hate Mail Service. See what happened to Hidan after he got "exorcised" and how his actions affect Akatsuki! Pure crack. Reviews and suggestions are openly welcomed! Now rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan
No Dildo Required by Maelza reviews
Sasori is alone at the base and Deidara is out on a mission for three days. He's been gone for two and not expected to be back for another day. Sasori does something rather unexpected... Sasodei, yaoi, really really smutty
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Knots by Senri reviews
If Hidan wanted to, he could pull out a suture and stick his hand right into his partner’s abdominal cavity, cup his hand around the one human organ he knows his partner has left, and feel it flutter. HIDAN/KAKUZU SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lost in the Desert by YaoiCrackQueen reviews
Mariocest Yaoi/ Graphic Lemon. Mario and Luigi get lost while trying to get to Princess Toadstool's picnic, and end up having a picnic of their own! Rated M for Mariocest. As in Mario brothers get down and dirty.
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
Back To The Disaster: A SasoDei Memory by AtomicArt reviews
Deidara, while listening to one of his favorite bands, reflects upon his time with Sasori. Songfic to Sugarcult's "Memory", rated T to be safe, as always.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Eternal Art by AtomicArt reviews
A SasoDei poem. Deidara reflects his time with Sasori and realizes just how much his Danna's death means to him. SasoDei, Romance/Angst, Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Bird Bomb by Kerink reviews
Deidara's birthday is usually a sad one. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Only Eternal With You by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Dieing alone but with their hearts still linked. Can these two find each other again in the next life? SasoDei. Yaoi. One-shot. Reincarnation fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A Little Joke by Atopos reviews
Hidan thinks he can tell jokes, much to some people's horror. Warning: Swearing, Kakuzu is a little OOC, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
SasoDei: Waiting for You by NotTheCraze reviews
No. Danna will find me, he'll be here.' He reassures himself. 'Sasori-danna.. I have to wait for him... I have to stay alive, he'll save me from this. He won't let them...' He dares not finish the sentance, not even in thought. SasoDei, Yaoi, M for theme
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Ultimate Naruto Video Game Challenge by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
This event is so EPIC and CLIMATIC...that it will only happen once. Rivalries formed...grudges settled...friendships tested...relationships formed...this is: The Ultimate Naruto Video Game Challenge. PURE Crack, minor couples. Includes Wii, PS2, XBOX andD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2008
Tsumi to Batsu by papercut ai reviews
Hidan x Deidara. Hidan wants Deidara. General kink, bloodplay, language, and boysmut. A request fic for Zileto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Bring it On Akatsuki! by x-EliteAssassin-x reviews
Crack Fic. Ever watched the Akatsuki cheerlead? Cause now is the time to Bring it ON! Crossdressing and Cheer song from 'Bring it on'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Konan, Itachi U. - Complete
AED by NoLifeChild reviews
Akatsuki Education, aka AED. After Deidara destroyed a village, the Akatsuki Organization is in deep trouble. What's Sir Leader plan? A Special Ed for potential Akatsuki members! Partial Parody. Oh yeah, Hidan still can't swear. Kisame has a child!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Kakuzu, Kisame H.
Redemption by Rojo-Conquistador reviews
A drabble about Pein. My first fic so no flames please.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Tobi's Toilet Trouble by cyberspyderweb reviews
Oh no Tobi has to go to the bathroom but someone is in there what is he going to do! Find out what happenends to poor Tobi! Of couse trouble will happen. : Warning swearing. Hidan's involved that's why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Hidan - Complete
Rainbow by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
It's not a happy color wave...but each member brings something to the spectrum, like the shades of a rainbow. Akatsuki group angst fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Paperboy by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Interactive Akatsuki Host Club by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Are you in mad love with a member of the Akatsuki? Well, this is for you Akatsuki fangirls and fanboys, your chance to sit down with a member and have them whisper sweet nothings into your ear. The Interactive Akatsuki Host Club, review for your chance!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori
Sanctuary by Cupe reviews
AU. She's silent and cold, he's an out of work artist. They may live together, but they know nothing about each other. They aren't in any way close, but when things take a turn for the worse, Deidara realises he has an unexpected ally. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Master's Heart by sannin.hotness reviews
Kimimaro has always admired his superior, and now he finally finds that even cold blooded killers have a heart. Yes, it is possibly pointless Kimimaro/Orochimaru smex. xD Don't like yaoi, then don't even click on it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro - Complete
Love Is by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Love is...Akasuna no Sasori for me, un. SasoDei, based on a love chain letter describing the many situations and feelings of love. I do not own that. Told in Dei's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Salted Dessert by scanndalous reviews
Sasuke discovers more than he wants to know as he completes his quest for vengeance. Seme!Sasuke and Uke!Itachi, something a little different. Yaoi, SasuIta, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Konan and Her Yaoi Paddle by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
What's the lone female member of the Akatsuki to do when she gets bored? Find some hot men and make them yaoi of course! Rated for language, and LOTS of explicit MENTIONS, only mentions, of yaoi. SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, and ZetTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Konan - Complete
Office Business by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Konoha Corp. is getting worried…a new organization called “Akatsuki Inc.” is moving right on up. In a desperate attempt to remain number 1, the higher ups at Konoha Corp. decide to merge with The Suna Co. And how does Sound Org fit in? Pairings insidelots
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/11/2007
A Few Words of Wisdom by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. It was a day chock full of revelations. Hidan learned that he should never, ever be allowed to speak in public. And Deidara discovered that the Akatsuki leader had a somewhat questionable opinion of his appearance. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Ask the Akatsuki by Hufflepuff Ninja reviews
Ehh, title is pretty darn selfexplainitory. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007
A Prelude by Mek reviews
The voice was young, and covered with a thick accent. It sounded Japanese to Deidara's ears, and that was enough to have him turn his head to peer at the intruder from beneath the brim of his overly large hat. ::Old West AU, light shounen ai::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Deidara - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Best Friends Forever Club by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Deidara, Itachi and Hidan form the 'Best Friends Forever Club' as an excuse to cause mischeif in the lives of Akatsuki. Contains yaoi in the forms of: SasoDei, KakuHida, ItaKisa, ZetsTobi and then PeinBlue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Hidan's Lost Rosary by OfFiCiAl.TwIlIgHtEr reviews
Hidan's lost his rosary. Who has it? Where is it? Rated for BIG SUPRISE Hidan's language. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Hidan
Shovels by Atopos reviews
A drabble about Kakuzu and Hidan walking around with a shovel. Warning: Hidan's in it, so what do you think?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
50 Memories and 50 Times by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
50 different, mostly fluff one shots of Neji and Tenten. Most are love, but some just friendship. Title has credit to my friend Donna. :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Gifts by A Curious Stranger reviews
Giving presents don't always end with warm, fuzzy feelings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Once Every Month by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
The sequel to Once Every Week. Read that first please. I want you to know that I loved you...and I never was satisfied with once a week or once a month. Thank you, for the best moments of my life. All my love, forever, Akasuna no Sasori. SasoriTenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasori, Tenten - Complete
To Eat, or Not to Eat by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Hidan wanted to leave a good impression with Zetsu for a few reasons, the main one being that he didn’t want to find out if he’d still be immortal in Zetsu’s stomach. Oneshot. Beware of Hidan's mouth and Zetsu's diet. Written by Nairo
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hidan, Zetsu - Complete
the bats are pooping by closedofHeart reviews
Sealing a bijuu takes alot of effort especially if you're stuck in a cave with bats. Had to tone down the swearing but its still funny. Akatsuki vs nature. Mainly Hidan vs nature. But contains other members.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Seven Drunks and a Funeral by Atopos reviews
The only thing Hidan wants is to see what his funeral would be like, so Kakuzu decides to have a little fun. Warning: swearing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Teenagers by Serpentseeker reviews
Worn out by a harsh mission, Gai doesn't protest when Kisame joins him at a bar. However, when Kisame suddenly announces his hate of teenagers, things get slightly more interesting. YAOI. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Gai M., Kisame H. - Complete
Blood and Bubbles by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Autobiography of a shark. [Kisame]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
With Benefits by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Sometimes, Kakuzu hated Hidan's eyes. They were so [WIDEandCUTEandfuckingPURPLE]... UKE! That manipulative asshole. [KakuHidan][Happy late birthday, smexykakuzuman!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Thread by LemonBoi reviews
um. Warning: lemon, yaoi, no plot, smut. pairing: Kakuzu x Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
An Akatsuki Halloween by FrescaPower reviews
The Akatsuki members Itachi, Kisame, Leader, Tobi, Deidara, and Zetsu are all out of candy so they decide to go and steal some. What they don't know is that it's Halloween, and other Naruto characters are out giving tricks or treats too...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
An Unfortunate Event by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu go on their first date, which turns out to be more than they expected. Yaoi, KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Real World: Akatsuki by Uzuki-Kun reviews
The Real World...With Akatsuki. Last chapter. That's all to Season 1. Will there be a Season 2? Eh...I don't know. Enjoy the reality T.V. Show gone wrong, un!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,909 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Used To by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
I used to be weak...Now I'm strong. Really really short NejiTen oneshot thing...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Cousin by Steely-Toast reviews
[M][Incest][Yaoi]Sasori's always taken to bothering Gaara while he worked... But what happens when the older takes it too far? [Slight AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasori, Gaara - Complete
Favorite Toys by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
The twins are bored as usual. But this time, they find someone new to play with. TwinsxTamaki. Rated M for a reason.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Wash away my Sins by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Blood-sokaed, wounded and caught in the rage of a thunderstorm. Simply perfect. Fortunately for Hidan, his partner knows where to find him, in the right time, with sufficient warmness and a smack on the head. KakuHida. Rated for gore and profanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Perfection by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sasori often wonders why he is so obsessed with his blonde partner. SasoDei drabble. Rated M for yaoi and some very slight gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Means of Grace by Senri reviews
Kakuzu would enjoy pushing his thread through Hidan's flesh for no reason but his own pleasure. He'd enjoy tiptilting the monk's pretty smiles. He'd like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Everything by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
They knew everything about each other...or did they? Tenji two shot, originally one but I changed it...mwah ha ha ha!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Small Fry, Please by captain con queso reviews
Hidan curses the day he became partners with that cheap bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Regret by nopenopnope reviews
Of all the horrible things Hidan had done in his life, there was only one thing he could really regret. KakuHidan: swearing, blood, shonenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love and Smallpox by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
Matt has a conundrum. He wants to know what the big deal with kissing is... but girls are gross. MelloMatt Just random Wammy's fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Drunken Fun by Naruyaoi reviews
It was only supposed to be one drink......
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,250 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sai, Neji H. - Complete
Top 20 Ways to Annoy Kankuro by REYKUN KINUTA reviews
sorry, i was bored, and the outcome... well the title sums it up... good job, people! you got me bored! throws chair ... uh... sorry :'X
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Kankuro - Complete
Things I Learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog by avatarjk137 reviews
A good cartoon teaches you things. Funny things. Here are 25 of the valuable life lessons I learned from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Rated K plus, like the show should be. My first oneshot! Oh yeah, review, please.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
I Loved You by Imnotcrazy-really reviews
Sasuke realises something. Itachi takes something. Itasasu Oneshot PWP Inc Anal Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dreaming by RedPeril reviews
Warnings: OneShot, Lemon, Yaoi, Twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Initiation by Touda reviews
Pastfic. Kenpachi finds himself in the company of a loudmouthed show off and after teaching him a lesson, gains himself a new comrade. KenpachiIkkaku Challenge Yaoi Lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Published: 8/27/2006 - K. Zaraki, Ikkaku M. - Complete
Whore Street by Asterixa reviews
AU, Yaoi, GaaNaru and other side pairings. In a huge dreary City, a group of friends ekes out an existence in the only way they know how to. But new complications arise when the police takes a heightened interest in the workings of Whore Street. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Alone by mesplinda reviews
Contains YAOI. Deidara centric. Rated 'R' for masturbation, voyeurism, and some KisaIta. 'He could taste the heat in the air and smell the flesh. But there was nothing there for him to touch.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/10/2005
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Kakuzu Klaus reviews
Oneshot. Being Santa is hard work. Especially when Santa's little helper is Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakuzu, Itachi U. - Complete
Fright Fest reviews
crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Dirty Old Man reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Flee reviews
A What If? Fic. Kakuzu/Konan. Somehow, Kakuzu survived, and Konan leaves with him in hopes of starting a new life. Will they be able to find happiness, or will fate catch up to them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kakuzu, Konan - Complete
Hard Core Gaming reviews
Yaoi Matt/Mello. Matt wants to play a game that Mello is sure to enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Matt, Mello
Pimp My Sculptor reviews
Epic Rape. The Akatsuki are running low on funds, so Pein decides to pimp Deidara out to the rest of the ninja world. A little humor, angst, drama, romance, even horror thrown in!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Cruisin' USA reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi
Akatsuki Home Cooking reviews
crack!Akatsuki! Learn to cook from our beloved evil organization! Rated for sexual mentions no sexual content .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Itachi U., Zetsu
I Am Not! reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
To Hell and Back reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Frozen Plums reviews
Drabbles. Toushiro/Hinamori. A collection of Tou/Mo stories in various genres.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Not Your Typical 9 to 5 reviews
AU. Yaoi. Sequel to "Elevator Music." Red Moon Inc. is a gay friendly work environment! Every chapter is smut, with various Akatsuki/ Konoha/ Suna pairings/triplings! Ch1: Nejori Ch2: NejiSasoGaa Ch3: KakuHidaShika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Neji H., Sasori
The Cabin reviews
Yaoi. MoriHunny. KyouyaTamaki. Twincest. Ouran Orgy. The Host Club are vacationing in a cabin in the French Alps, but what's going on inside the cabin is much more fun than skiing down the mountains!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Afterglow reviews
Oneshot. YAOI TobiSasu. SPOILERS FOR CH 396 & 397! Tobi torments Sasuke in his cave. Featuring bondage, blood and melted wax!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Akatsuki Fools reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
Lucky Gai's Irish Pub reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The evil organization and resident servant Tobi are invited to participate in the festivities at Konoha for St. Patrick’s Day. Featuring Kakuzu’s Pot O’ Gold, Bearded Sasori, Skittles spoofs, Zetsu’s seed and more! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Riders of the Red Dawn reviews
AU. The Akatsuki are a gang of outlaws in the wild west. They end up shacking up in a dying town called El Suna, where the leader of the group, Pein, falls head over boot heels for a pretty little whore named Konan. Crack humor, romance, het, shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
In His Arms reviews
Oneshot. Mori makes a girl's dreams come true...Featuring Mori in a toga. Nummy. Gift for Kandai!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Fertilizer reviews
Oneshot Yaoi Zet/Kimi/Sai and Zet/Sai/Kimi. Kimimaro and Sai are sent to Zetsu to collect his special fertilizer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Zetsu, Sai - Complete
Paul Owns Ash reviews
Oneshot Yaoi Paul/Ash. Ash stumbles upon an injured Paul and tries to help him. Featuring CPR, sexy rivalry and a pervy Pikachu.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Never Sacrifice a Whore reviews
After a virgin sacrifice gone wrong, Hidan ends up in Mario Land. Will he ever find a way back home?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Hidan
Interactive Akatsuki Garage Sale! reviews
Kakuzu is hosting a garage sale, and YOU can buy whatever you want! NO NEW CUSTOMERS, PLEASE! BIDDING IS CLOSED! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Kakuzu - Complete
Interactive Akatsuki Valentine reviews
No more submissions, please! This story is no longer interactive, so sit back and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ice Cream, I Scream reviews
Oneshot Yaoi KakuDei. Everyone is outside cooling off, but Kakuzu is stuck in the house due to a broken leg. Deidara decides to visit. Featuring ice cream, naughty tentacle butt secks and a 69!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Ritual Pornograph reviews
HidanDeidara/ HiDei. Yaoi. Oneshot. Deidara is hogging the bathroom, and Hidan decides to punish him for his insolence. Rated for graphic sex, blood, violence, and well, general Hidan-ness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Binge Pledging reviews
AU. Salesman/ Sasori. Naruto X Zelda Crossover. Akatsuki Crack. Sasori OD’s on Pledge, and ends up in an alternate world. Rape Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Teh Ice Cube reviews
Akatsuki Crack. Kisame is sick and delusional. Deidara is annoying. Itachi to the rescue. Title spelled that way on PURPOSE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
Light Saver reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
And I Control You reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi Ita/Sasu. Uchihacest. Itachi and Sasuke share their bitter lust in the snow by the Nakano river. Warning blood, underage sex, not happy times. Gift for Kikyo Uchiha!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elevator Music reviews
AU. Graphic Lemon/ Yaoi Saso/Neji. Neji is going for a job interview, but he ends up getting stuck in an elevator…fortunately, he’s stuck in an elevator with his potential boss. To pass the time, they make ‘elevator music.’ XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Neji H., Sasori - Complete
Path to Freedom reviews
Neji/Tenten. Tenten wakes up after a foreboding dream to find Neji standing at the edge of a cliff. "There's only one path to freedom, Tenten. Only one." WARNING bring some Kleenex! Birthday present for Purplewolfstar35!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Beat It Upright reviews
ONESHOT. Yaoi Saso/Dei. BDSM. Deidara blows up Hiruko, and Sasori decides to punish him for it. Featuring whips, shackles, a blunt kunai and a LOT of drooling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Life Alert reviews
ONESHOT. Akatsuki Crack! Kakuzu and Hidan share a food fight and later, Kakuzu has a heart attack. Renamed, now just a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sweat, Blood and Tears reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
You're Worthless reviews
SasoDei. Sasori gets frustrated with Deidara and strikes him, but he makes it all better. No Yaoi,just Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I'll Cry For You reviews
SasoDei Fluff. Sasori can't cry. But Deidara can cry for him...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Orochimaru's World Famous New Year's Eve Party reviews
Sequel to “The Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas.” Featuring unauthorized Furby breeding, the purpose of Kimimaro’s zig zag hair parting, drunken sex, pimping puppets, Hot Cheatos, revealing New Year’s resolutions and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,426 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Cotton Candy reviews
Oneshot YAOI Zetsu/Tobi. Tobi loves cotton candy. But he loves his Zu Zu more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
It's For You, Dumb Ass reviews
Shonenai. KakuHidan. Kakuzu makes Hidan a quilt. Short and sweet. Rated for cursing and suggestive material.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu's Birthday Ramblings reviews
Angst Rambling. Slight KakuHidan. It's the old man's birthday...and he reflects on his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Dude, Where's My Ring? reviews
Oneshot. YAOI. SasoDei. Sasori can’t find his ring. After tearing apart the whole house, Deidara helps him out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Lost Lemons of the Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas reviews
These are the lost lemons of the Christmas special. Yaoi SasoDei, KakuHidan, KisaIta. Christmas and booze fuse and become one great big lemon slice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
The Little Big List of Rules reviews
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang the Sequel! reviews
And Kakuzu thought that exploding cereal was the worst of his problems!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Clay is a Poor Substitute for Earplugs reviews
Pein and Konan decide to get down and dirty...and didn't have the common courtesy to supply Deidara and Itachi with earplugs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Death Toll reviews
What happened to Kakuzu's previous partners?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Kakuzu - Complete
Reading Material reviews
Hidan leaves his Bible in the open, and a certain missing Falls nin picks it up on his way to the john...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki Lair reviews
Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
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