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Joined 11-18-07, id: 1423968, Profile Updated: 11-12-19
Author has written 13 stories for Raccoons.

Here is some generic information about myself...Not that anyone really cares, but, whatever!

Gender: Male.

Age: 27

Location: Kiln House

Job: Veteran cosmic rocker...actually, a bit uncertain on what to do with my life.

Hobbies: An amateur classic rock critic/reviewer/fan, an amateur cartoon historian, an amateur motorsports historian, reviewer of crappy Chinese bootleg games (Please, do not ask...), and now, officially, fanfic writer. (As well as original fiction writer-not published, though).

Favorite TV Shows: The Simpsons, the Raccoons, King of the Hill, Family Guy (though mostly seasons 1-3), American Dad!, the Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Johnny Bravo, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Thomas the Tank Engine, Theodore Tugboat, etc.

Music I like: CLASSIC HARD ROCK. Though most any kind of classic rock (progressive rock, blues rock, psychedelic rock, art rock, folk rock, pop rock, new wave, post-punk, heavy metal of all kinds, etc.) is fine with me

Bands I like: A "small" sampling of the many artists of yesteryear I like to listen to...AC/DC, Accept, Al Stewart, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, the Allman Brothers Band, Amon Duul II, Anathema, Atheist, Atomic Rooster, Audience, Bad Religion, Badfinger, The Band, Bathory, The Bats, Bauhaus, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Birth Control, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Blondie, Blue Oyster Cult, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bolt Thrower, Brian Eno, Bruce Springsteen, Budgie, Buffalo, Built to Spill, The Byrds, Camel, Can, Candlemass, Canned Heat, Caravan, Carcass, Cardiacs, The Chameleons, Cheap Trick, The Church, Cockney Rebel, Cocteau Twins, Coroner, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Cressida, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, The Cult, The Cure, David Bowie, Death, Deep Purple, Depeche Mode, Dio, Dire Straits, The Doors, Echo and the Bunnymen, Electric Light Orchestra, Eloy, Elton John, Elvis Costello, Fairport Convention, Faith No More, The Fall, Family, Fates Warning, The Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, Frank Zappa, Free, Fugazi, Funkadelic, Gamma Ray, The Gathering, Genesis, Gentle Giant, Gong, Gorguts, Gov't Mule, Grand Funk Railroad, Grave Digger, Hawkwind, Helloween, High Tide, Husker Du, Iced Earth, Immolation, Incantation, In Flames, Iron Maiden, The Jam, Japan, Jefferson Airplane, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, J. J. Cale, John Martyn, Joni Mitchell, Joy Division, Judas Priest, Kaleidoscope, Kansas, Katatonia, Kate Bush, Killing Joke, King Crimson, King Diamond, Kingston Wall, The Kinks, Kreator, Led Zeppelin, Leonard Cohen, Little Feat, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Magazine, Magma, The Mahavishnu Orchestra, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Manilla Road, Mansun, Marillion, May Blitz, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Metallica, The Moody Blues, Morbid Angel, Morphine, Motorhead, Mountain, Mr. Bungle, My Dying Bride, National Health, Nazareth, Neil Young, Neurosis, Nick Drake, Nirvana, Oingo Boingo, Opeth, Overkill, Ozzy Osbourne, Paradise Lost, The Pentangle, Pestilence, Peter Gabriel, Peter Hammill, Pink Floyd, Pixies, The Pogues, Porcupine Tree, The Pretty Things, Primus, Prince, Procol Harum, Psychotic Waltz, Pulp, Queen, Queensryche, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rainbow, Rare Bird, Red House Painters, R. E. M., Renaissance, Return to Forever, Ride, Robin Trower, The Rolling Stones, Rory Gallagher, Roxy Music, Rush, Santana, Savatage, Saxon, Scorpions, Screaming Trees, Sepultura, Simon and Garfunkel, Simple Minds, Siouxsie and the Banchees, Slayer, Sly and the Family Stone, The Smiths, Sodom, Solitude Aeturnus, The Sound, Spirit, Spiritualized, Squeeze, Steamhammer, Steely Dan, Stereolab, Stevie Wonder, The Stranglers, Strawbs, Stray, Suffocation, Supertramp, Talking Heads, Talk Talk, Ten Years After, Testament, Thin Lizzy, Tim Buckley, Tindersticks, Todd Rundgren, Tool, Traffic, The Tragically Hip, Trouble, T. Rex, Type O Negative, U2, UFO, Ulver, Unwound, Uriah Heep, Van der Graaf Generator, Van Morrison, Voivod, Warren Zevon, Warrior Soul, Ween, The Who, Wigwam, The Wipers, Wishbone Ash, XTC, Yes, Yo La Tengo, ZZ Top, The Zombies.

I could list many more, but you don't want to read this profile all day, do ya? Let's just say these are some of my all-time favorites. I enjoy a lot of music and have too much free time to enjoy it in :D


Completed fanfics:

The Story Of Ralph Raccoon, A Raccoons Fanfic

Ralph Raccoon tells the story of the earlier years of his life, and how he and Melissa came to know one another and become a couple. Told from Ralph's perspective. Fully completed unless I feel the sudden urge to change anything or am asked to change anything.

'Twas A Wonderful Life: Bert feels neglected and left out as his friends and family leave him out of their Christmas celebration, and decides to leave home and never return...until an accident leads Bert to meeting his appointed guardian angel. Upon being told that his guardian angel has the power to grant wishes, Bert wishes he was never born, feeling everyone's lives would dramatically improve without him. The angel proceeds to grant his wish and shows Bert what would have happened to everyone without him having existed: Cyril Sneer destroyed the Evergreen Forest and built a bustling city atop it, Bentley is a slovenly teenaged slob permanently addicted to his computer and video games, Lisa is an extremely unstable emotional wreck, and Ralph and Melissa never fell in love and got married (and something much worse happened to Ralph), among other things. Will Bert realize how much he truly means to everybody, or is it too late for him? 100% complete

Beat The Clock: A Race Against Time: Taking place after the end of the actual Raccoons show, from 1995-1997. Melissa feels a strange emptiness in her life that she is unable to explain since her life seems almost perfect. That is, until she realizes that she doesn't have any children, and begins to wish that she and Ralph could have children together someday. Unfortunately, Ralph is not as receptive to her idea as she hoped he would be. But maybe, just maybe, her wish for a child will come true...Meanwhile, Bert Raccoons feels alone and saddened that his dreams of being with Lisa are not coming to fruition, and after being rejected by her once and for all, feels that he might never find true love. That is, until he finds out he's not as alone as he thought he was...

Without You: A "what-if" story, based on the Raccoons episode "The Sky's the Limit". We all remember how Ralph was jealous of Troy Malone, and tried to take him on in an air race only to end up crashing his plane. Fortunately, he survived and made things up with his wife...but what if he hadn't? What if Ralph had been killed in the plane crash? How would Melissa react to being a widow at a young age, and how would she move on without her husband?

Lost In The Wilderness: A one-off story starring Michael Raccoon, the child of Ralph and Melissa Raccoon. Ralph and Melissa decide to reward their son for doing well in the previous school year by taking him on his first camping trip. Ralph has some worries about what might happen, but things seem to go well...until Michael wanders off from camp in the middle of the night after hearing a strange sound. Worse still, a severe thunderstorm strikes and hinders his parent's efforts to find him. Will Michael ever be reunited with his parents?

Father's Day: A Father's Day-themed one-off story, once again starring Michael Raccoon. Father's Day is approaching in the Evergreen Forest, and poor Ralph is worried his son will forget all about him this year. He worries that Michael doesn't love him as much as his mother. But with some encouragement from his wife, he decides to take his son out fishing so the two can spend some time bonding with one another. Unfortunately for Ralph, Bert shows up and manages to rope the two of them into a rafting adventure with him instead! Will Ralph's Father's Day be one to remember, or will it all fall apart?

Puppy Problems: Yet another one-off starring Michael Raccoon. Michael wants a puppy for his birthday, and his parents, realizing that their son is remarkably attentive and responsible for his age, decide to get him one. Michael loves his new gift, but one night, he lets his guard down, and his new puppy runs away! The young kit is heartbroken, but Ralph and Melissa try their best to make him feel better. But will Michael ever see his missing puppy again?

Happy Anniversary: An attempt to write a more..."intimate" Raccoons story starring Ralph and Melissa. It's the couple's twentieth wedding anniversary, and Ralph decides to take his wife to the Porkonos to celebrate the occasion. When they arrive, they search for anniversary presents, and later, at their hotel room, Ralph has another surprise present for his beloved Melissa...Rated M due to explicit sexual content (I hope I don't get banned for posting this! :D)

I Wouldn't Ever Change A Thing: A cute (and very sappy) one-off, taking place during the events of "Beat the Clock". A heavily pregnant Melissa has an awful nightmare in which Ralph no longer finds her attractive, and abandons her abruptly. Ralph does his best to comfort her, but can he cheer his expectant spouse up? This probably would have fit in well with "Beat the Clock", but it is too late to add it there...

Fanfics on hiatus:

Fly By Night: Reaching For The Stars: Takes place before the beginning of the actual Raccoons show. After Ralph and Melissa get married and Ralph and Bert graduate from college, Bert and his band, the Flying Aces, leave the Evergreen Forest for Vancouver to attempt to gain a recording contract. However, things go horribly wrong and Bert ends up kicked out of the very band he started. Bert has a hard time adjusting to city life on his own, and after a year filled with misery, hardship, heartache and despair, Bert finds himself broke and homeless on the streets of Vancouver. He decides the only thing he can do now is follow the railway line home and hope Ralph and Melissa will take him back in, as he feels they are the only ones who would be able to help him. However, Bert encounters more hardships and a score of unsavory characters on his trek along the railway. Will Bert ever make it back to the Evergreen Forest? Also featuring subplots involving Ralph's idiotic Dad and his drunken pals along with Melissa's father and his depression, and Ralph and Melissa building up their marriage. (ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE)

The Raccoons in "The Evergreen Forest Of Terror" (ON HIATUS...FOREVER)

A Simpsons Treehouse of Horror spoof, featuring classic Treehouse of Horror segments adapted into the Raccoons universe. Three sketches just like in Treehouse of Horror episodes. Here are the three sketches...

Bad Dream House/"The Dream House Of No Tomorrow"-Bert, Ralph, and Melissa win a contest they don't remember entering and receive a luxury dream house. It looks like the house of their dreams...until they realize something isn't quite right with the house. Many unexplained and supernatural occurrences are going on around the mansion. Now they must figure out how to deal with these occurrences before they go insane and try to murder each other. Meanwhile, the house itself is sentient and doesn't seem to be very happy to be the new home to three raccoons... STATUS: COMPLETE

If I Only Had A Brain/"If I Only Had My Brain: Bert's Nightmare"-Cyril Sneer has finally done it: he has managed to at last close a deal that officially puts the Evergreen Standard out of business for good. As such, Bert, Ralph and Melissa are forced to look through the final issue to hunt for new jobs. Bert stumbles across a high-paying job as a gravedigger in Evergreen Cemetery. Meanwhile, Cyril, while celebrating his triumph over the Raccoons, becomes fed up with the laziness of his bear workers and decides to fire all of them and replace them with a new contraption he and the pigs have invented: the perfectly obediant, loyal robot worker. All it needs is the brain of a dead animal. Cyril, Cedric, and the pigs head out to the graveyard to look for a dead body to dig up; they stumble across Bert sleeping in one of the graves... STATUS: IN-PROGRESS

Dial Z For Zombies/"The Zombiegreen Forest"-Broo is hit by Cyril Sneer's limo while playing with Bert and Bentley and is killed. Everyone is mournful about Broo's death, most of all Bentley. Bentley, however, has an idea, and convinces Lisa to go with him to the Museum where she works and they take out a book containing ancient magical spells. They discover a spell that can raise the dead and decide to use it to bring Broo back to life. But instead of reincarnating Broo, it raises all of the dead from Evergreen Cemetery as zombies. Now, the Raccoons are forced to stop the zombie plague before they-and the rest of the world-become part of the ever-growing army of the undead... STATUS: COMPLETE

Growing Up!: My Young Years: A nice companion piece to my first ever Raccoons story, "The Story Of Ralph Raccoon". Melissa Raccoon tells her story of her younger years, starting with some of her early childhood and leading up to her marriage to Ralph. She tells of her relationship with her father and some of her school experiences, and she also tells of her past romantic relationships and how she felt disappointed with the. She once wondered if she could ever find someone who truly loved her, until she met Ralph...Have three completed chapters and have almost completed the fourth (I WILL finish it soon and get this story on the move again). Not sure how many chapters this will have...(ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE)

Upcoming future fanfics:

Another Family Secret: Melissa Raccoon has most everything a woman could ever want in her life: a successful, rewarding career, the support of a loving and doting husband, and a wonderful, adorable little son. But there is one thing missing from her life that she has always wished for...her family, as she and Michael are the only two living members of the Mulligan clan left alive. Things change one summer day, however, when Melissa receives a phone call from a mysterious man who claims he is a long lost relative of hers and is interested in meeting her. Intrigued by this, Melissa keeps in touch with them man for a time, and after a little while, decides to book a trip to her old home of Kentucky, taking Ralph and Michael with her. But is the strange man who he really says he is? Will Ralph and Michael actually like visiting a strange new place they've never seen before? And what will happen to the family in Kentucky? (COMING SOON; I have Chapter 1 complete and am beginning work on a second. Hope to have it up soon! :))

That's all of my fanfic ideas I have for the moment, come check back when I feel even more...inspired. (Or not...)

Here's just one little note...: Although I appreciate positive feedback on my stories, please, do not request me to write anything for you. Due to my past experience with requests, I do NOT accept them under any circumstances. I MAY take ideas and suggestions to be used WITHIN stories, but if you request me to write a specific story for you, I will say no, no matter how nicely you ask me to do it for you. Really, I feel more comfortable writing what I want to write over what other people might want me to write. I am also willing to accept constructive criticism of my stories, but any and all flames of my stories will be removed. I really do not wish to read those.

Song for your thoughts...

It was all once bright jewels
Glittering sand
The oceans have ravaged
Strangled the land

Waste fills the temples
Dead daughters are born
The presses are empty
The editor's torn

Whose husband was the first to fall?
Who died the worst death of them all?
How many splinters in each separate band?
How many stations in the final hand?

Now gather up sea shells
And write down brave words
Your prayers are unanswered
Your idols absurd

The seaweed and the cobweb
Have rotted your sword
Your barricades broken
Your enemies, Lord

Procol Harum-"Broken Barricades" (1971)

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Nightmares by CadillacJack reviews
A nightmare from long ago leaves Lisa feeling alone and scared. She just may however seek comfort from a certain fun loving, peanut butter loving Raccoon.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,551 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield leads Shepherd and crew to save galaxy! Now updated with Chapter 19!
Crossover - Garfield & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,713 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Garfield, Miranda L.
It's A Secret Love, Charlie Brown by Me reviews
Sally finds a diary and starts reading. Silliness ensues as the gang tries to figure out whose it is and who it's about.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,469 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Complete
Messed up Crystal Version by wolf fullmoon reviews
Based on my messed up glitchy Crystal Version of my Pokemon game...this is pure utter crack and most of the words are copied right from the screen complete
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Melissa's awakening by Harun85 reviews
Melissa would do whatever he asked... Even if he was a ghost.
Raccoons - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010
The Trial by kobebeef reviews
Ever wonder what happened to David and Delilah? Wait no further, as you are about to find out.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Garfield: Prince of Tragedy: Royal Rescue Part 2 by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Prince Harry is consumed with madness of revenge and Garfield must save the day again! Sequel to Royal Rescue!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Garfield - Complete
P is for by Anon Fishy-chan reviews
A collection of drabbles with prompts that start with "P". Chapter 99: Pond- Schroeder goes skating. Chapter 100: Photograph- Lucy wonders how she'll remember people. COMPLETE
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 25,444 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Garfield: King of Liberty by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield fights in the American Revolution! Historical fiction story!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Garfield - Complete
The Raccoons: Secrets and Heroes by kobebeef reviews
"Everyone has secrets in their past that they would like to forget; even our heroes."
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,674 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
It's Your Future Charlie Brown by Ballz Mahoney reviews
Charlie Brown knew that high school would be a very difficult time. He had no idea however that amongst his many problems of being bullied and being a social outcast, he'd have to deal with one of his closest friends wanting nothing to do with him.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,687 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Lucy V., Schroeder, Charlie Brown - Complete
The King's Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield teaches King George VI what it means to be a man! Based on Oscar winning movie!
Crossover - Garfield & King's Speech - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Garfield, Bertie/George VI - Complete
Garfield: Royal Rescue by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield helps celebrate wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Garfield - Complete
Garfield: First Blood Part II: Forever Fist by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield battles Ashton Kutcher over fate of the soul of Natalie Portman!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Garfield - Complete
The Garfield Network by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield teaches Mark Zuckerberg about life love, and the ladies! Based partially on The Social Network Movie!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Garfield - Complete
Deranged Ranger: Alternate Ending by Sorida reviews
An AU of the ending of the episode Deranged Ranger. Better summary inside. Not abandoned and will be updated later in the future.
Angry Beavers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2010
Trapped on Mount Vulcan by Nicky4 reviews
As the Evergreen Forest prepares for another Fall Festival Bert and Lisa hike to the hot springs on Mount Vulcan. Unfortunately for everyone Cyril and Bentley's new waste disposal system gives the volcano indigestion. Trapping them all on Mount Vulcan.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,236 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
It's Your Summer, Charlie Brown! by Ballz Mahoney reviews
Things seemed to start to actually go well for Charlie Brown, until he had to go to summer camp. Charlie Brown must now deal with a tyrannical activity director, bullies, a conspiracy against him, and even that strange thing called "love".
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,285 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Charlie Brown, Snoopy
The Raccoons: Tying The Knot by raccoonqueen reviews
Inspired by Harun85's "Dungeon". A "What If" story, in which Lisa doesn't die. You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of her dreams! First chapter up, more still to come.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010
Step It Up, Charlie Brown by Ballz Mahoney reviews
High School Junior Charlie Brown is used to being walked over which is why he is surprised to find himself playings baseball, which he hasn't done since he was in elementary school against the arguably best baseball player in the state: Jose Peterson.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Charlie Brown, Jose P., Peppermint Patty
Dungeon by Harun85 reviews
When a happy-go-lucky raccoon finds that the love of his life was killed by Sneer Industries, he sets out on a quest for vengeance.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
High School Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Is Troy and Gabriella and the gang ready for the new student? Read and find out!
Crossover - Garfield & High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Garfield, Gabriella M. - Complete
You're A Friend, Charlie Brown by Me reviews
Schroeder's concert is where Linus will be pastor, their childhood church. Charlie Brown frets about helping Sally teach when asked, but his game shouldn't conflict. Or, could it? Plus, CB's wife is due any day. It all folds into one confused mess
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
The Good, The Bad, and the Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
John Marston teams up with Garfield to save his wife and Bonnie from Two Eyed Jack! Alternate story line!
Crossover - Garfield & Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Garfield, Jo. Marston
Cut Down to Size! by lkcrm94 reviews
The Raccoon gang are miniaturised in an accident and Cyril becomes concerned for Cedric's whereabouts.
Raccoons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Garfield in the City by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield meets Carrie and the ladies! A story in honor of new Sex and the City movie!
Crossover - Garfield & Sex and the City - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Garfield Fighter: World Tournament by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield enters World Warriors tournament to fight for love and justice!
Crossover - Street Fighter & Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Chun-Li, Garfield
Garfield: Sheen Instincts by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield talks to Charlie Sheen to save the show Two and a Half Men!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
To Us by DollieMay 19 reviews
Upon request. The third and last story in the "Wedding Bells" series. :3
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008
Outdoor Beavers by Rabbitearsblog reviews
When Daggett and Norbert decided to take their sisters, Stacy and Chelsea out in the woods, chaos ensues!
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Down the River with Daggett by Rabbitearsblog
When Daggett runs away from home, a pack of riverats kidnap him. Can Daggett escape from the river rats?
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Gilmore Garfield: Boy Trouble by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Rory Gilmore meets Garfield at school! Romance and adventure! Just in time for Valentines Day!
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Garfield - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
Sweepstakes Beavers by Rabbitearsblog reviews
When Norbert and Daggett entered a contest to win a special truck by staying in the truck for 3 days, the boys began to bug each other to no end until one of them wins the truck.
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Happy Anniversary Beavers! by Rabbitearsblog reviews
When Daggett and Norbert's parents celebrate their anniversary together, Daggett and Norbert try not to fight with each other, but it's not that easy!
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Three Wishes by Nicky4 reviews
While hunting for treasure Cyril finds a magic lamp.
Raccoons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
Just a Spootiful Holiday by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Norb has everything planned to make sure this Christmas season is the best yet. But with Dag as a brother, things go from bad to worse. Will Norb be able to pass off his string of bad luck and realize what Christmas really means?
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
What Jump Rope Starts by GreeGreePro reviews
A Linus/Sally Lally Fic in which Linus takes Sally to the park and jump rope makes a newer and a bit more complicated relationship between Linus and Sally. It's a oneshot for now until you read and reveiw. BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS! BTW I suck at summaries.
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009
Your Life is Wonderful, Charlie Brown! by Ballz Mahoney reviews
A Peanuts retelling of the classic Christmas story! Charlie Brown is once again depressed during Christmas time, but this year seems worse than usual. With the help of an angel, he'll find out that he has a wonderful life. Rated T for some dark themes
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Charlie Brown - Complete
Garfield:Zero Prejudice by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield trains South African Rugby team to win championship and end Prejudice! Based partially on new Invictus movie!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009
Garfield: First Blood by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield saves Natalie Portman from Vampire Gangsters!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Garfield:Maximum Speed by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield goes on high speed adventure!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
What About Him? by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Norb is getting married to Treeflower! But faces a dilemma that never crossed his mind- what about Dag? Everyone knows his brother can’t live on his own without causing mayhem, so what is Norb to do to make sure his and his brother’s futures are secure?
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Daggy in Love by TrishaKat reviews
Well, I've been drawing a lot of TAB fanart, so I just was bored and decided to write this little fanfic. Enjoy. :3
Angry Beavers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
A HamHams Guide to Getting the Girl of Your Dreams by sparkleshine101 reviews
Bijou likes Hamtaro, and only the girls know. Hamtaro likes a girl from a dream, and goes to Sandy for advice. Caught in the middle of two friends, Sandy has a plan to prevent Bijou's heart from being broken: give Hamtaro horrible advice!
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 8/22/2006
It's Your Week, Charlie Brown! by Ballz Mahoney reviews
A first person account of a week in the life of a blockhead. There are only a few days of school and then Charlie Brown is off to camp. Charlie Brown must get over his extreme insecurity and talk to that Little Red Haired Girl. Please give feedback.
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,843 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty - Complete
Stan's Your Ham! by TorahamuKun reviews
Chapter 4 is up! R&R!
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
Come Back, Bijou! by StaraLaura reviews
Bijou has run away, since Hamtaro said that he didn't love her. But the truth is, Hamtaro does love her, but didn't tell her the right way. Now, the ham-hams have to find Bijou before she gets in danger. FINALLY COMPLETE! R&R!
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Pay the Piper by Nicky4 reviews
Bert's past catches up to him and forces him into a battle he cannot win against a system stacked against him.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Friendship is a Sorry Excuse by DollieMay 19 reviews
Sequel to Wedding Bells. Over a year has passed since the wedding. Will Candace be able to fix what she has done and mend Stan's broken heart? Will he let her? What will happen later on for them? Slightly Orange. Epilogue and "B-side/Bonus" are up!
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,638 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Words Of Wisdom, From Glenn Quagmire by xXTheWalkingDixonxX reviews
Title says all. My last one, I swear!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Quagmire, G. - Complete
Every Dog Has His Day by Diva-esque reviews
The Peanuts crowd in high school. While some things change a lot, one thing won't: Charlie Brown is still a lovable loser.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Stewie Griffin On Women by xXTheWalkingDixonxX reviews
Stewie shares his simple yet powerful thoughts about women.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Stewie G. - Complete
Angel In My Eyes by Nii-san's Obsession reviews
Takes place before they knew Pashmina. Bijou and Sandy bring a new friend, and Stan falls in love with her. He thinks she likes him, tooso do Sandy and Bijou! He hopes so he thinks she's the most beautiful thing everan angel in his eyes.
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
The Backstage Raccoons by BrotherRalph reviews
The Raccoons are shown in a world where they are just actors playing their parts and we see them 'offscreen'. Displays the characters in the darker side of our own culture but nothing too extreme.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
In Sickness and In Health by Tsuki-no-Kurokage reviews
Stan has a strange medical condition and everyone is worried about him, especially Sandy and Pashmina. Will Stan die or will he live to hear Pashmina's confession? StanxPashmina Rated just in case
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Jealousy Makes Fools by BrotherRalph reviews
Ralph fears that Melissa is growing bored with their relationship and attempts to show her how adventurous he can be. His attempt to be dangerous quickly lands him into some trouble.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
You're Not Alone, Charlie Brown by Neon-Ronin reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Charlie Brown's feeling pretty blah, that nobody really likes him or cares. Then again, maybe somebody out there does like him quite a bit, and he just hasn't noticed it yet.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Kill Bing vol ½ by Mellyse Sumiraka reviews
[A spooty Kill Bill spoof] After waking up from a water-induced coma, Daggett seeks vengeance for his brother Norbert's death. He searches far and wide to find the ones responsible for their lynching. But the main one who conspired the whole thing is...
Angry Beavers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/25/2005
First Meeting by Mellyse Sumiraka reviews
Prequel to Daggett's Getting Married. The story's basic summary is how Daggett met Jenna before they were married.
Angry Beavers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 11/20/2004
Bijou's Babysitter Blues by cappyandpashy4ever reviews
Chpt 8: Wherever they are, Bijou and her gang seem to get into more and more trouble! Meeting their opposites, cheap fast food, and a surprise you never saw coming! Read and review!
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
Sir Topham Hatt Vs Gordon by Jemascola reviews
Sir Topham Hatt goes crazy one day and decides to challenge Gordon to a race...on foot!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Wedding Bells by DollieMay 19 reviews
Even though Sandy had only known her for a short time, Candace Fox becomes her Maid of Honor. Stan undoubtedly falls for her but,this time it's different. Will this Hollywood hopeful return his feeling? Rating may go up to T. FINISHED
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
The Bacherlorette by Angel-Gal73 reviews
Just when Boss was about to let Bijou be with Hamtaro, he finds out about a gameshow that may give him a second chance with Bijou. And it will be a friendly little compitition right? Yeah, as if it will be!
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2006
Sugar Cubes by Hamstarzchan reviews
A story to prove that the nurse hamster, Flora isn't all that bad. Both Sandy and Stan each eat five sugar cubes one day, now there are very hyper... I suck at summaries. Oneshot
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Blame the Fortune Cookie! by cappyandpashy4ever reviews
The ham hams buy a date for Oxnard and Pepper, but when things don't go as planned, can a fortune cookie planted by Stan ruin everything? OxnardxPepper oneshot dedicated to Ringa Ham
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Lost Without My Love by LylHamGirl reviews
Hamtaro and Bijou realize there feelings for each other but after a huge fight between them,Hamtaro runs away and gets lost in a deep forest. Will the hamhams find him in time and will Hamtaro and Bijou ever tell each other how they feel? Same author, fin
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005
Capbot 2000 by cappyandpashy4ever reviews
Something's wrong about Cappy, the girls know but the boys, that's a different story. Oneshot, but guarenteed halairious!
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Aishiteru by Kyuuseishu Setsuna reviews
Dedicated to KatyChan. It has already been two years since they first met, and Sandy and Maxwell's relationship continues to grow stronger. However, the couple soon faces the most difficult hurdle of their relationship... Please RxR
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,303 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Complete
Tom Finally Wins by Withoutausername reviews
Tom and Jerry the cartoon, I'm bored and wrote this. Charater Death.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Hamham Commercial Spoofs by Shadow Dragon Boss reviews
What happens when the hamhams do some of those annoying commercials? Disaster of course! Hooked on Phonics with Maxwell, cooking Philsbury Dough Boy cookies with Oxnard, Shampoo commercials with Pashmina, and more! Can it get any worse?
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004
Hamtaro: Dreaming of Love by ToothlessJoe reviews
The Ham-Hams learn that there will be a dance, which is exciting news for all. But when Hamtaro realises he has feelings for Bijou, will he be able to ask her in time?
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005
Memories Forever by LunarWolf10488 reviews
Another version of "Bye-Bye Beavers" , I guess. Or maybe a continued version...I don't know.
Angry Beavers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2005
Winter Romance by a-hamtaro-dreamer reviews
When the ham-hams (human) go on a ski trip, romance is in the air, along with some trouble! Also, a mysterious girl is in a few hams dreams. Plus, a girl named Mara likes Maxwell! HB! SM! SP! NS (Nin-Ham&Sparkle! Rated PG just in case.
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004
Saving Private Sandy! by Twinkie-Kitty reviews
FINISHED Sandy is hamnapped by the meanest alley cat around and it's up to Maxwell, Stan, the Ham-Hams, two new girlhams and a ditsy fairy-ham to save her! How will the turn-out be? Dive in and take a look! SM other couples!R&R! :D
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004
Daggett's Getting Married by Mellyse Sumiraka reviews
Daggett is about to be married to the girl of his dreams, and all of his friends are invited, including Norbert and his wife Treeflower. Yet...things suddenly fumble right before and during the wedding. Finished!
Angry Beavers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
You're in the Marching Band, Charlie Brown! by Dirty Snoopy reviews
Charlie Brown joins his school's marching band in hopes of impressing the Little Red Haired Girl. Many adventures follow for Charlie Brown, Snoopy and the rest of the gang. Just updated! Chapter 9 is up! More chapters on the way soon!
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
Sandy and Maxwell by a-hamtaro-dreamer reviews
[finished] A very cute story about Sandy and Maxwell. It takes place after "Let's Dance, Sandy!", but nobody knows that Sandy likes Maxwell. Pleaz R&R ASAP!
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004
Maxwell the Superstar by Twinkie-Kitty reviews
It's Elder-ham's b-day and Sandy is planning a show for him! The hams aree assigned different acts and jobs, but Maxwell has a secert job that ends up making Sandy and Maxy in love even more! SM Not my fic
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2003
Breakup and Makeup by Ryuujin reviews
My first fic. If you are a H/B fan then don't read this fic. This is a fic about Maxwell and Sandy. Sandy and Maxwell break up and Sandy finds a new love interest. Can Sandy's unwilling boyham help Sandy and Maxwell get back together. Read and Review
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003
Oxnard Saves the Day! by Artemis Panthar reviews
I noticed there weren't many Oxnard stories, so I wrote one, as I am I huge Oxy fan! *Chapter 4 up* Last chapter up! Don't worry, I'm planning on making another fic following this one.
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 9/3/2002
Laslow's Loons by Martial Arts Master reviews
This fanfic's from the point-of-view of Laslow, the host of the Chatterbox station in Grand Theft Auto III. It's about why he still works there despite idiots calling in. Please review!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2002
It's the Senior Prom, Charlie Brown by Me reviews
Can Charlie Brown find a prom date and be part of the Cinderella Couple as he finishes high school? Prequel to a story completed 8/10, You're a Friend, Charlie Brown
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Complete
The Bike Accident by Me reviews
Mrs. Van Pelt is in a bike accident & the Van Pelts stay with the Browns while she recuperates & Mr. Van Pelt stays with her. Sally decides life is short and wants Rerun as her Sweet Babboo if he'll have her. Could be G, PG to be safe b/c of the acciden
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2002
Decisions, Decisions by Me reviews
Charlie Brown's in charge & must decide what to do when Sally does something he'd never do on a ball diamond. Linus debates framing his blanket.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2002
Tom and Jerry: The new pet by John the Tiger reviews
Tom and Jerry are faced with a new "friend" from a newer, more popular show! Some toilet humor.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2000
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Another Family Secret reviews
Melissa Raccoon has had to deal with the fact that she is a part of a dying family tree, and has been trying to search for any possible lost family members for years. Much to her dismay, her search seems fruitless...but one day, she receives a phone call from a strange man who claims to be her long lost relative. Who is this man, and what exactly does he want with Melissa...?
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015
I Wouldn't Ever Change A Thing reviews
A one-off short piece of fluff, taking place during "Beat the Clock" Melissa, who is heavily pregnant with her and Ralph's child, has an awful nightmare, and admits to her husband that she doesn't really feel attractive any more seeing how much her body has changed over the past months. Can Ralph cheer his wife up? WARNING: Contains excessive cuteness! :D
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Complete
Happy Anniversary reviews
It's Ralph and Melissa's 20th wedding anniversary, and the two take a romantic trip to the Porkonos together to celebrate the occasion, leaving their young son Michael in the care of his aunt and uncle. When they arrive, the two seek out anniversary gifts for each other. But Ralph may have another extra special surprise for his wife...WARNING: Contains mature sexual content!
Raccoons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2014
Puppy Problems reviews
Yet another one-off story based on "Beat The Clock". Little Michael Raccoon wants his parents to get him a puppy for his birthday, and after doing some thinking, Ralph and Melissa decide to get him one. But is Michael really prepared to handle the responsibilities of owning a pet? Find out what happens...
Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Complete
Growing Up!: My Young Years reviews
A companion piece to my "Story Of Ralph Raccoon" fanfic. Melissa Raccoon tells the story of her younger life, explaining the circumstances of how she grew up, her relationship with her father, several of her high school relationships, and finally, how she came across and ended up with the true love of her life.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012
Father's Day reviews
A (belated) Father's Day tale based on my Raccoons future stories. Ralph feels that his young son Michael doesn't love him as much as Melissa, so on Father's Day, he decides to take his son fishing with him. However, Bert becomes involved and ropes the father and son into joining him on a rafting trip instead! Will Ralph have a good Father's Day, or will everything fall apart?
Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
Lost in the Wilderness reviews
Another one-off story I wrote. Little Michael Raccoon, the son of Ralph and Melissa in my stories, is taken on a camping trip by his parents during his summer vacation. Unfortunately, Michael wanders off from camp in the middle of the night and to make matters worse, a severe thunderstorm separates the little kit from his parents. Will Michael ever see his parents again?
Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,234 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Complete
Without You reviews
A "what-if" story, if you will. You all remember the episode "The Sky's the Limit"...but suppose the events of that episode had turned out differently. What if Ralph had been killed when his plane crashed? How would Melissa react and how would she try to move on with her life? Find out here in this tragic one-off story from her point-of-view...WARNING: You may need a tissue...
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
Beat The Clock: A Race Against Time reviews
After doing some serious thinking, Melissa feels a desire to have children, but Ralph isn't as sure of it as she is. Will they become parents, or are they fated to end up childless?
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,613 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
Fly By Night: Reaching For The Stars reviews
Bert leaves the Evergreen Forest for life in Vancouver in hopes of getting a record contract, but what will befall him there? Will he make it or will he fall flat on his face? ON HIATUS
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,393 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011
Twas A Wonderful Life reviews
Bert feels neglected by his friends, and feels as if he has become a burden upon them. Bert then meets his guardian angel who indeed shows him what life might be like without him. But would everything really be better had he never been born?
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
The Story Of Ralph Raccoon reviews
Ralph Raccoon retells the story of the earlier years of his life, especially of how he met his wife, Melissa. Contains some disturbing and depressing scenes. Complete unless I am requested to go back and change/add/remove anything.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 138,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
The Evergreen Forest Of Terror! reviews
Join our gang as they travel through ten, tales of horror, dread, suspense, and fear! Written for Halloween-well ahead of time, too. Will contain character deaths, graphic violence, and extremely heavy inspiration from the Simpsons. ON HIATUS
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011