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Author has written 12 stories for Raccoons.

Some songs:

I get up at seven, yeah!

And I go to work at nine

Got no time for livin', yeah

Workin' all the time

Seems to me, I could live my life

A lot better than I think I am

I guess that's why they call me

Call me the workin' man!

Rush-The Working Man

You left me here with my empty arms

My empty rooms, and my empty heart is

Crying

Nothing's left for me now that you're gone

It just ain't right and I know I can't last

I'm dying

Nazareth-Empty Arms Empty Heart

Sweet sixteen, I fell in love

With a girl as sweet as could be

It only took a couple of days

'Til she was rid of me

She swore that she'd be all mine

And love me 'til the end

But when I whispered in her ear

I lost another friend

Ah, good times, bad times, you know I've had my share

Well, my woman left home with a brown-eyed man but I still don't seem to care!

Led Zeppelin-Good Times, Bad Times

Raven-black is on my track

He showed me how to neutralize the knife

Showed to me in surgery

The art of fighting words to conquer life

Conquer life, yeah!

Budgie-Crash Course In Brain Surgery

I danced with Linda

I danced with Jean

I danced with Cindy

Then I suddenly seen...

Mary-Anne with the shaky hands

What they've done to her man

Those shaaaaaaaa-ky hands

The Who-Mary-Anne With The Shaky Hand

Here is some generic information about myself

Gender: Male.

Age: 23

Location: Kiln House

Job: Veteran cosmic rocker...actually, a bit uncertain on what to do with my life.

Hobbies: An amateur classic rock critic/reviewer/fan, an amateur cartoon historian, an amateur motorsports historian, reviewer of crappy Chinese bootleg games (Please, do not ask...), and now, officially, fanfic writer. (As well as original fiction writer-not published, though).

Favorite TV Shows: Tom and Jerry, The Looney Tunes, The Peanuts (I like the strip, too!), The Simpsons, King Of The Hill, Family Guy, Spongebob, Rocko's Modern Life, Angry Beavers, Ed Edd n Eddy, Raccoons, Hamtaro, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Johnny Bravo, Pokemon, Many others.

Music I like: CLASSIC HARD ROCK. Though most any kind of classic rock (progressive rock, blues rock, psychedelic rock, art rock, folk rock, pop rock, etc.) is fine with me

Bands I like: (in alphabetical order): 10CC, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Allman Brothers Band, Amon Duul II, Aphrodite's Child, Argent, Arthur Brown, Ash Ra Tempel, Atomic Rooster, Badfinger, Barclay James Harvest, Bee Gees (pre-disco), Black Sabbath, Blondie, Bloodrock, Blood, Sweat And Tears, Blue Cheer, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Marley, Bob Seger And The Silver Bullet Band, Brand X, Brian Eno, Budgie, Buffalo Springfield, Camel, Can, Canned Heat, Captain Beefheart And His Magic Band, Caravan, Cheap Trick, Chicago, Clannad, Cluster, Cockney Rebel, Colosseum, Country Joe And The Fish, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crosby, Stills And Nash, Curved Air, David Bowie, Deep Purple, Derek And The Dominoes, Dire Staits, Electric Light Orchestra, Eloy, Elton John, Emerson, Lake And Palmer, Eric Clapton, Fairport Convention, Family, Faust, Flamin' Groovies, Fleetwood Mac, Focus, Foghat, Frank Zappa And The Mothers Of Invention, Free, Fruupp, Funkadelic/Parliament, Genesis, Gentle Giant, George Harrison, Gong, Grand Funk Railroad, Gravy Train, Gryphon, Hawkwind, Henry Cow, High Tide, Hot Tuna, Humble Pie, Iron Butterfly, Iron Maiden, It's A Beautiful Day, J. Geils Band, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix Experience, J. J. Cale, John Lennon (and the Plastic Ono Band), Judas Priest, Kansas, Kayak, King Crimson, Klaatu, Kraftwerk, Led Zeppelin, Lindisfarne, Little Feat, Lou Reed, Love, Lucifer's Friend, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Magma, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Moby Grape, Motorhead, Mott The Hoople, Mountain, Nazareth, Neil Young, Nektar, Nick Drake, Nirvana, Paul McCartney and Wings, Pearl Jam, Peter Hammill, Pink Floyd, Popol Vuh, Premiata Forneria Marconi, Procol Harum, Queen, Quicksilver Messenger Service, Rainbow, Renaissance, Rick Wakeman, Robin Trower, Rod Stewart ('70s output only), Rory Gallagher, Roxy Music, Rush, Santana, Seatrain, Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Slade, Sly And The Family Stone, Sparks, Spirit, Spooky Tooth, Steamhammer, Steeleye Span, Steely Dan, Steppenwolf, Steve Miller Band, Stevie Wonder, Stone Temple Pilots, Stone The Crows, Strawbs, Styx, Supertramp, T. Rex/Tyrannosaurus Rex, Tangerine Dream, Ten Years After, The 13th Floor Elevators, The Alan Parsons Project, The Animals, The Band, The Beatles, The Byrds, The Clash, The Doors, The Eagles, The Faces/The Small Faces, The Grateful Dead, The Guess Who, The Hollies, The Incredible String Band, The James Gang, The Jeff Beck Group, The Kinks, The Left Banke, The Moody Blues, The Move, The Nazz, The Nice, The Pink Fairies, The Pretty Things, The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, The Soft Machine, The Sweet, The Talking Heads, The United States Of America, The Velvet Underground, The Who, The Yardbirds, Thin Lizzy, Toad, Todd Rundgren, Traffic, Trapeze, U. F. O., Uriah Heep, Van Der Graaf Generator, Van Halen, Vangelis, Wishbone Ash, Yes, Zombies, ZZ Top.

Top 50 Bands:

50. Hawkwind ("It flies out of a dream, it's anti-septically clean. You're gonna know where I've been, in my silver machine!")

49. Incredible String Band ("'Oh you know all the words, and you sung all the notes, but you never quite learned the song' she sang")

48. The Sweet ("And he's such an elegant fellow. And he does whatever's in line. And he says to people concerning. That it's just a matter of time")

47. Allman Brothers Band ("Lord I was born a ramblin' man, tryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I can")

46. Alice Cooper ("I'm the top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, I wanna be elected!")

45. Santana ("Is that you, your eyes slowly fading? Is that you, your mind full of tears? Is that you, searchin' for a good time? Is that you, waitin' for all these years?")

44. Supertramp ("Write your problems down in detail, take them to a higher place. You had your cry-no, I should say wail, in the meantime hush your face!")

43. Rainbow ("So fortune shine a light on me, 'cause it's true what they say about familiarity. There's nothing good this way and it's true what they say, I'm the black sheep of the family!")

42. AC/DC ("And it came to pass that rock and roll was born. All across the land, every rockin' band was blowin' up a storm")

41. Caravan ("Sitting in my treetop world, doing nothing at all. Just floating in the sky, I'm free")

40. Blue Oyster Cult ("I choose to steal what you choose to show, and you know I will not apologize. You're mine for the taking, I'm making a career of evil!")

39. Van Der Graaf Generator ("So you live in the bottom of the sea, and you kill all that come near you. But you are very lonely, because all the other fish fear you")

38. Spooky Tooth ("Evil woman, the lord's gonna wreck her. Evil woman, the lord's gonna beckon you. Evil woman, can't you see where you're fallin'? Evil woman, the devil is a-callin' you!")

37. The Band ("Up on Cripple Creek, she sends me, if I spring a leak, she mends me. I don't have to speak, she defends me, a drunkard's dream if I ever did see one!")

36. Nazareth ("Nobody wants to talk to him, walk with him, be seen with him. Nobody wants to speak to him, be with him, look like him")

35. Steely Dan ("Times are hard, you're afraid to pay the fee. So you find yourself somebody, who can do the job for free!")

34. Elton John ("There's a joke and I know it very well, it's one of those I told you long ago-I'm a madman, don't you know?")

33. Crosby, Stills and Nash ("They are one person. They are two alone. They are three together. They are for each other")

32. T. Rex ("I move like a cat, charge like a ram, sting like a bee, babe I wanna be your man!")

31. Emerson, Lake and Palmer ("Save me from this shallow land, take me out of temper's hand. Drag me from the burning sand, show me those that understand")

30. Neil Young ("Tell me why, tell me why, is it hard to make arrangements with yourself? When you're old enough to repay but young enough to sell?")

29. Buffalo Springfield ("Who's saying 'Baby, that don't mean a thing,' 'cause nowadays Clancy can't even sing")

28. Fleetwood Mac ("Oh how I wish I could see an angel, deliver me from this dark despair. Gotta sweet lot of plans that've come to nothing, and a life that's in need of a good repair")

27. Judas Priest ("Once she was wonderful, once she was fine. Once she was beautiful, once she was mine")

26. Rush ("You can be the captain, and I will draw the chart. Sailing into destiny, closer to the heart")

25. Lynyrd Skynyrd ("Every mother's son, better hear what I say. Every mother's son, will rise and fall someday")

24. The Move ("Let's go for a walk upon the water. Let's go for a stroll across the sea. First one follow me")

23. King Crimson ("Blood rack, barbed wire, politicians' funeral pyre. Innocents raped with napalm fire, twenty-first century schizoid man")

22. Procol Harum ("So the pilgrim said, 'I wish to know the meaning of life, father.' And the Dalai Lama smiled and said, 'Well, my son, life is like a beanstalk, isn't it?'")

21. David Bowie ("You walk past a cafe but you don't eat when you've lived too long, oh, no, no, no, you're a rock and roll suicide")

20. Budgie ("You think you've got no place to go, and your daddy's kicked you on the road. You need a lover, not a foe, so you just relax and then unload")

19. Thin Lizzy ("From Chattanooga, to good ol' Boogaloosa you can hear her fine. She makes the choices, then you'd best be smilin' when it's choosing time")

18. Electric Light Orchestra ("Now my whole world is gone for dead, 'cause I can't get it out of my head")

17. Genesis ("Some of you are going to die, martyrs of course to the freedom that I shall provide")

16. The Kinks ("I'm the last of the good old hopper trains, I'm the last of the blood and sweat brigade")

15. Yes ("Starship trooper, go sailing on by. Catch my soul, catch the very light. Hide the moment from my eager eye")

14. Black Sabbath ("Just take a look around you, what do you see? Pain, suffering and misery. It's not the way that the world was meant, it's a pity you don't understand, killing yourself to live")

13. Creedence Clearwater Revival ("And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?")

12. Jimi Hendrix Experience ("But I'm bold as love, yeah yeah. Well, I'm bold, bold as love. I'm bold as love-just ask the Axis. He knows everything!")

11. Cream ("And the tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers. And you want to take her with you, to the hard land of the winter")

10. Deep Purple ("We had a lot of luck on Venus, we always had a ball on Mars. Meeting all the groovy people, we rocked the Milky Way so far!")

9. The Moody Blues ("The sound I have heard in your hello, oh darling, you're almost part of me. Oh darling, you're all I'll ever see")

8. Jethro Tull ("Get out and get what you can, while your mummy's at home, sleeping. No time to understand, 'cause they lost what they thought they were keeping")

7. The Doors ("Oh show me the way, to the next whiskey bar. Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why.")

6. Queen ("Yesterday, my life was in ruin. Now today, God knows what I'm doing. Anyway, I should be doin' alright. Doin' alright")

5. Pink Floyd ("Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him. Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin?")

4. The Who ("Listening to you, I get the music. Gazing at you, I get the heat. Following you, I climb the mountains, I get excitement at your feet")

3. The Rolling Stones ("Well now, what can a poor boy do, 'cept to sing for a rock and roll band. 'Cause in sleepy London town, there's just no place for a street fighting man!")

2. The Beatles ("I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping, while my guitar gently weeps. I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping, still my guitar gently weeps")

1. Led Zeppelin ("My, my, I'm so happy, I'm gonna join the band! We're gonna sing and dance in celebration, on our way to the Promised Land!")

Top 15 Homer Simpson-ismmms (That would be his "Mmm..." lines)

15. Mmm...donuts. (From "Homer At The Bat")

14. Mmm...something. (From "Another Simpsons Clip Show")

13. Mmm...fattening. (From "Homer The Heretic")

12. Mmm...recirculated air. (From "Lisa's Sax")

11. Mmm...64 slices of American cheese. (From "Rosebud")

10. Mmm...urinal fresh. (From "And Maggie Makes Three")

9. Mmm...crumbled up cookie things. (From "Lisa The Greek")

8. Mmm...unexplained bacon. (From "Treehouse Of Horror XII")

7. Mmm...business deal. (From "Treehouse Of Horror IV")

6. Mmm...organized crime. (From "Last Exit To Springfield")

5. Mmm...open faced club sandwich. (From "Scenes From The Class Struggle In Springfield")

4. Mmm...Soylent Green. (From "Itchy And Scratchy: The Movie")

3. Mmm...Homer oats. (From "Milhouse Of Sand And Fog")

2. Mmm...hog fat. (From "Lisa's First Word")

And my number one Homer-ismmm of all time is...

1. Mmm...beer. (Various episodes, but most specifically "So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show")

Completed fanfics:

The Story Of Ralph Raccoon, A Raccoons Fanfic

Ralph Raccoon tells the story of the earlier years of his life, and how he and Melissa came to know one another and become a couple. Told from Ralph's perspective. Fully completed unless I feel the sudden urge to change anything or am asked to change anything.

'Twas A Wonderful Life: Bert feels neglected and left out as his friends and family leave him out of their Christmas celebration, and decides to leave home and never return...until an accident leads Bert to meeting his appointed guardian angel. Upon being told that his guardian angel has the power to grant wishes, Bert wishes he was never born, feeling everyone's lives would dramatically improve without him. The angel proceeds to grant his wish and shows Bert what would have happened to everyone without him having existed: Cyril Sneer destroyed the Evergreen Forest and built a bustling city atop it, Bentley is a slovenly teenaged slob permanently addicted to his computer and video games, Lisa is an extremely unstable emotional wreck, and Ralph and Melissa never fell in love and got married (and something much worse happened to Ralph), among other things. Will Bert realize how much he truly means to everybody, or is it too late for him? 100% complete

Beat The Clock: A Race Against Time: Taking place after the end of the actual Raccoons show, from 1995-1997. Melissa feels a strange emptiness in her life that she is unable to explain since her life seems almost perfect. That is, until she realizes that she doesn't have any children, and begins to wish that she and Ralph could have children together someday. Unfortunately, Ralph is not as receptive to her idea as she hoped he would be. But maybe, just maybe, her wish for a child will come true...Meanwhile, Bert Raccoons feels alone and saddened that his dreams of being with Lisa are not coming to fruition, and after being rejected by her once and for all, feels that he might never find true love. That is, until he finds out he's not as alone as he thought he was...

Fanfics in progress:

Growing Up!: My Young Years: A nice companion piece to my first ever Raccoons story, "The Story Of Ralph Raccoon". Melissa Raccoon tells her story of her younger years, starting with some of her early childhood and leading up to her marriage to Ralph. She tells of her relationship with her father and some of her school experiences, and she also tells of her past romantic relationships and how she felt disappointed with the. She once wondered if she could ever find someone who truly loved her, until she met Ralph...Have three completed chapters and have almost completed the fourth (I WILL finish it soon and get this story on the move again). Not sure how many chapters this will have...

Fanfics on hiatus:

Fly By Night: Reaching For The Stars: Takes place before the beginning of the actual Raccoons show. After Ralph and Melissa get married and Ralph and Bert graduate from college, Bert and his band, the Flying Aces, leave the Evergreen Forest for Vancouver to attempt to gain a recording contract. However, things go horribly wrong and Bert ends up kicked out of the very band he started. Bert has a hard time adjusting to city life on his own, and after a year filled with misery, hardship, heartache and despair, Bert finds himself broke and homeless on the streets of Vancouver. He decides the only thing he can do now is follow the railway line home and hope Ralph and Melissa will take him back in, as he feels they are the only ones who would be able to help him. However, Bert encounters more hardships and a score of unsavory characters on his trek along the railway. Will Bert ever make it back to the Evergreen Forest? Also featuring subplots involving Ralph's idiotic Dad and his drunken pals along with Melissa's father and his depression, and Ralph and Melissa building up their marriage. (ON HIATUS UNTIL I HAVE COMPLETED OTHER STORIES)

The Raccoons in "The Evergreen Forest Of Terror" (ON HIATUS UNTIL I CAN FIND MORE TIME TO WRITE FOR THIS)

A Simpsons Treehouse of Horror spoof, featuring classic Treehouse of Horror segments adapted into the Raccoons universe. Three sketches just like in Treehouse of Horror episodes. Here are the three sketches...

Bad Dream House/"The Dream House Of No Tomorrow"-Bert, Ralph, and Melissa win a contest they don't remember entering and receive a luxury dream house. It looks like the house of their dreams...until they realize something isn't quite right with the house. Many unexplained and supernatural occurrences are going on around the mansion. Now they must figure out how to deal with these occurrences before they go insane and try to murder each other. Meanwhile, the house itself is sentient and doesn't seem to be very happy to be the new home to three raccoons... STATUS: COMPLETE

If I Only Had A Brain/"If I Only Had My Brain: Bert's Nightmare"-Cyril Sneer has finally done it: he has managed to at last close a deal that officially puts the Evergreen Standard out of business for good. As such, Bert, Ralph and Melissa are forced to look through the final issue to hunt for new jobs. Bert stumbles across a high-paying job as a gravedigger in Evergreen Cemetery. Meanwhile, Cyril, while celebrating his triumph over the Raccoons, becomes fed up with the laziness of his bear workers and decides to fire all of them and replace them with a new contraption he and the pigs have invented: the perfectly obediant, loyal robot worker. All it needs is the brain of a dead animal. Cyril, Cedric, and the pigs head out to the graveyard to look for a dead body to dig up; they stumble across Bert sleeping in one of the graves... STATUS: IN-PROGRESS

Dial Z For Zombies/"The Zombiegreen Forest"-Broo is hit by Cyril Sneer's limo while playing with Bert and Bentley and is killed. Everyone is mournful about Broo's death, most of all Bentley. Bentley, however, has an idea, and convinces Lisa to go with him to the Museum where she works and they take out a book containing ancient magical spells. They discover a spell that can raise the dead and decide to use it to bring Broo back to life. But instead of reincarnating Broo, it raises all of the dead from Evergreen Cemetery as zombies. Now, the Raccoons are forced to stop the zombie plague before they-and the rest of the world-become part of the ever-growing army of the undead... STATUS: COMPLETE

Upcoming future fanfics:

Strange Days Have Found Us: Maxie Ringtail has spent most of her line feeling alone and depressed. But now things are changing now that she is in a relationship with the Forest's goofiest resident; Bert Raccoon. She expected some excitement in her life...she certainly didn't expect the kind of excitement she'd end up getting! Find out what happens as Bert and Maxie's relationship grows stronger through trials and tribulations as their relationship is put through a few tests, among them a visit from her former lover and the father of her child, Annie. Meanwhile, Ralph and Melissa are learning to adjust to being new parents to their baby son, Michael, and find unexpected difficulties along the way, among them a sickly Michael... (COMING LATE 2013-EARLY 2014)

The Folks Of Evergreen: A Day In Our Lives: A less serious story than most of my own stories. Have you ever wondered what a typical day in the Evergreen Forest might be like for Bert, Ralph, Melissa, or any other character? Well...wonder no more! You'll finally get an opportunity to see what life is actually like for Bert, Ralph, Melissa, and several other characters from their point of view in this rather comical work. (Coming sometime in the near future)

The Falling Sands Of Time: George Raccoon takes a look back at his life as he looks back upon his youth in the 1950s, his teenaged and young adult years in the 1960s, and how he met Nicole and the birth of their children in the 1970s. May feature usage of drugs. (Coming whenever I finally complete "Fly By Night")

That's all of my fanfic ideas I have for the moment, come check back when I feel even more...inspired.

Here's just one little note...: Although I appreciate positive feedback on my stories, please, do not request me to write anything for you. Due to my past experience with requests, I do NOT accept them under any circumstances. I MAY take ideas and suggestions to be used WITHIN stories, but if you request me to write a specific story for you, I will say no, no matter how nicely you ask me to do it for you. Really, I feel more comfortable writing what I want to write over what other people might want me to write. I am also willing to accept constructive criticism of my stories, but any and all flames of my stories will be removed. I really do not wish to read those.

A song for your thoughts...

So many nights I lay awake
Can't sleep
I lay here thinkin' 'bout a woman
I used to love
Can't sleep but no good to count sheep
I'll just count the worries
That I've got plenty of

And how many times
Must I be the fool
Before I can make it
Oh make it on home
I've got to find a place to sing my words
Is there nobody listening to my song?

You talk about a life
Been searching for the key
But can't find an answer
To comfort me
I ask myself about love
Can't even find the door
To take me to a place
I've never seen before

But how many times
Must I be the fool
Before I can make it
Oh make it on home
I've got to find a place to sing my words
Is there nobody listening to my song?

Fleetwood Mac-Before The Beginning (1969)

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Nightmares by CadillacJack reviews
A nightmare from long ago leaves Lisa feeling alone and scared. She just may however seek comfort from a certain fun loving, peanut butter loving Raccoon.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009
Messed up Crystal Version by wolf fullmoon reviews
Based on my messed up glitchy Crystal Version of my Pokemon game...this is pure utter crack and most of the words are copied right from the screen complete
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Melissa's awakening by Harun85 reviews
Melissa would do whatever he asked... Even if he was a ghost.
Raccoons - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010
The Trial by kobebeef reviews
Ever wonder what happened to David and Delilah? Wait no further, as you are about to find out.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Garfield: Prince of Tragedy: Royal Rescue Part 2 by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Prince Harry is consumed with madness of revenge and Garfield must save the day again! Sequel to Royal Rescue!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Garfield - Complete
P is for by Anon Fishy-chan reviews
A collection of drabbles with prompts that start with "P". Chapter 99: Pond- Schroeder goes skating. Chapter 100: Photograph- Lucy wonders how she'll remember people. COMPLETE
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 25,444 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Garfield: King of Liberty by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield fights in the American Revolution! Historical fiction story!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Garfield - Complete
The Raccoons: Secrets and Heroes by kobebeef reviews
"Everyone has secrets in their past that they would like to forget; even our heroes."
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,674 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
It's Your Future Charlie Brown by Ballz Mahoney reviews
Charlie Brown knew that high school would be a very difficult time. He had no idea however that amongst his many problems of being bullied and being a social outcast, he'd have to deal with one of his closest friends wanting nothing to do with him.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,687 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Lucy V., Schroeder, Charlie Brown - Complete
The King's Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield teaches King George VI what it means to be a man! Based on Oscar winning movie!
Crossover - Garfield & King's Speech - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Garfield, Bertie/George VI - Complete
Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield leads Shepherd and crew to save galaxy! Now updated with Chapter 18! Assault on the enemy base!
Crossover - Garfield & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,601 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Garfield, Miranda L.
Garfield: Royal Rescue by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield helps celebrate wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Garfield - Complete
Garfield: First Blood Part II: Forever Fist by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield battles Ashton Kutcher over fate of the soul of Natalie Portman!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Garfield - Complete
The Garfield Network by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield teaches Mark Zuckerberg about life love, and the ladies! Based partially on The Social Network Movie!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Garfield - Complete
Deranged Ranger: Alternate Ending by Sorida reviews
An AU of the ending of the episode Deranged Ranger. Better summary inside. Not abandoned and will be updated later in the future.
Angry Beavers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010
Trapped on Mount Vulcan by Nicky4 reviews
As the Evergreen Forest prepares for another Fall Festival Bert and Lisa hike to the hot springs on Mount Vulcan. Unfortunately for everyone Cyril and Bentley's new waste disposal system gives the volcano indigestion. Trapping them all on Mount Vulcan.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
It's Your Summer, Charlie Brown! by Ballz Mahoney reviews
Things seemed to start to actually go well for Charlie Brown, until he had to go to summer camp. Charlie Brown must now deal with a tyrannical activity director, bullies, a conspiracy against him, and even that strange thing called "love".
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,285 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Charlie Brown, Snoopy
The Raccoons: Tying The Knot by raccoonqueen reviews
Inspired by Harun85's "Dungeon". A "What If" story, in which Lisa doesn't die. You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of her dreams! First chapter up, more still to come.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010
Step It Up, Charlie Brown by Ballz Mahoney reviews
High School Junior Charlie Brown is used to being walked over which is why he is surprised to find himself playings baseball, which he hasn't done since he was in elementary school against the arguably best baseball player in the state: Jose Peterson.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Charlie Brown, Jose P., Peppermint Patty
Dungeon by Harun85 reviews
When a happy-go-lucky raccoon finds that the love of his life was killed by Sneer Industries, he sets out on a quest for vengeance.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
High School Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Is Troy and Gabriella and the gang ready for the new student? Read and find out!
Crossover - Garfield & High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Garfield, Gabriella M. - Complete
You're A Friend, Charlie Brown by Me reviews
Schroeder's concert is where Linus will be pastor, their childhood church. Charlie Brown frets about helping Sally teach when asked, but his game shouldn't conflict. Or, could it? Plus, CB's wife is due any day. It all folds into one confused mess
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
The Good, The Bad, and the Garfield by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
John Marston teams up with Garfield to save his wife and Bonnie from Two Eyed Jack! Alternate story line!
Crossover - Garfield & Red Dead Redemption - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Garfield, Jo. Marston
Cut Down to Size! by lkcrm94 reviews
The Raccoon gang are miniaturised in an accident and Cyril becomes concerned for Cedric's whereabouts.
Raccoons - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
Garfield in the City by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield meets Carrie and the ladies! A story in honor of new Sex and the City movie!
Crossover - Garfield & Sex and the City - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
Garfield Fighter: World Tournament by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield enters World Warriors tournament to fight for love and justice!
Crossover - Street Fighter & Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Chun-Li, Garfield
Garfield: Sheen Instincts by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield talks to Charlie Sheen to save the show Two and a Half Men!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Complete
To Us by DollieMay 19 reviews
Upon request. The third and last story in the "Wedding Bells" series. :3
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008
Outdoor Beavers by Rabbitearsblog reviews
When Daggett and Norbert decided to take their sisters, Stacy and Chelsea out in the woods, chaos ensues!
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Down the River with Daggett by Rabbitearsblog
When Daggett runs away from home, a pack of riverats kidnap him. Can Daggett escape from the river rats?
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Gilmore Garfield: Boy Trouble by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Rory Gilmore meets Garfield at school! Romance and adventure! Just in time for Valentines Day!
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Garfield - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Complete
Sweepstakes Beavers by Rabbitearsblog reviews
When Norbert and Daggett entered a contest to win a special truck by staying in the truck for 3 days, the boys began to bug each other to no end until one of them wins the truck.
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Happy Anniversary Beavers! by Rabbitearsblog reviews
When Daggett and Norbert's parents celebrate their anniversary together, Daggett and Norbert try not to fight with each other, but it's not that easy!
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Three Wishes by Nicky4 reviews
While hunting for treasure Cyril finds a magic lamp.
Raccoons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
You're in the Army Now, Charlie Brown! by Ratatosk reviews
Charlie Brown, Linus, and Schroeder, freshly graduated from West Point, nervously await their new assignments.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Just a Spootiful Holiday by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Norb has everything planned to make sure this Christmas season is the best yet. But with Dag as a brother, things go from bad to worse. Will Norb be able to pass off his string of bad luck and realize what Christmas really means?
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
What Jump Rope Starts by GreeGreePro reviews
A Linus/Sally Lally Fic in which Linus takes Sally to the park and jump rope makes a newer and a bit more complicated relationship between Linus and Sally. It's a oneshot for now until you read and reveiw. BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS! BTW I suck at summaries.
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009
Your Life is Wonderful, Charlie Brown! by Ballz Mahoney reviews
A Peanuts retelling of the classic Christmas story! Charlie Brown is once again depressed during Christmas time, but this year seems worse than usual. With the help of an angel, he'll find out that he has a wonderful life. Rated T for some dark themes
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,917 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Charlie Brown - Complete
Garfield:Zero Prejudice by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield trains South African Rugby team to win championship and end Prejudice! Based partially on new Invictus movie!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2009
Garfield: First Blood by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield saves Natalie Portman from Vampire Gangsters!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Garfield:Maximum Speed by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield goes on high speed adventure!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
What About Him? by Madam RedRose25 reviews
Norb is getting married to Treeflower! But faces a dilemma that never crossed his mind- what about Dag? Everyone knows his brother can’t live on his own without causing mayhem, so what is Norb to do to make sure his and his brother’s futures are secure?
Angry Beavers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Complete
Daggy in Love by TrishaKat reviews
Well, I've been drawing a lot of TAB fanart, so I just was bored and decided to write this little fanfic. Enjoy. :3
Angry Beavers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
A HamHams Guide to Getting the Girl of Your Dreams by sparkleshine101 reviews
Bijou likes Hamtaro, and only the girls know. Hamtaro likes a girl from a dream, and goes to Sandy for advice. Caught in the middle of two friends, Sandy has a plan to prevent Bijou's heart from being broken: give Hamtaro horrible advice!
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 8/22/2006
It's Your Week, Charlie Brown! by Ballz Mahoney reviews
A first person account of a week in the life of a blockhead. There are only a few days of school and then Charlie Brown is off to camp. Charlie Brown must get over his extreme insecurity and talk to that Little Red Haired Girl. Please give feedback.
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,843 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty - Complete
Stan's Your Ham! by TorahamuKun reviews
Chapter 4 is up! R&R!
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009
Come Back, Bijou! by StaraLaura reviews
Bijou has run away, since Hamtaro said that he didn't love her. But the truth is, Hamtaro does love her, but didn't tell her the right way. Now, the ham-hams have to find Bijou before she gets in danger. FINALLY COMPLETE! R&R!
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Pay the Piper by Nicky4 reviews
Bert's past catches up to him and forces him into a battle he cannot win against a system stacked against him.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Friendship is a Sorry Excuse by DollieMay 19 reviews
Sequel to Wedding Bells. Over a year has passed since the wedding. Will Candace be able to fix what she has done and mend Stan's broken heart? Will he let her? What will happen later on for them? Slightly Orange. Epilogue and "B-side/Bonus" are up!
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,638 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Words Of Wisdom, From Glenn Quagmire by xXTheWalkingDixonxX reviews
Title says all. My last one, I swear!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Quagmire, G. - Complete
Every Dog Has His Day by Diva-esque reviews
The Peanuts crowd in high school. While some things change a lot, one thing won't: Charlie Brown is still a lovable loser.
Peanuts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Stewie Griffin On Women by xXTheWalkingDixonxX reviews
Stewie shares his simple yet powerful thoughts about women.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Stewie G. - Complete
Angel In My Eyes by Nii-san's Obsession reviews
Takes place before they knew Pashmina. Bijou and Sandy bring a new friend, and Stan falls in love with her. He thinks she likes him, tooso do Sandy and Bijou! He hopes so he thinks she's the most beautiful thing everan angel in his eyes.
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
The Backstage Raccoons by BrotherRalph reviews
The Raccoons are shown in a world where they are just actors playing their parts and we see them 'offscreen'. Displays the characters in the darker side of our own culture but nothing too extreme.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
In Sickness and In Health by Tsuki-no-Kurokage reviews
Stan has a strange medical condition and everyone is worried about him, especially Sandy and Pashmina. Will Stan die or will he live to hear Pashmina's confession? StanxPashmina Rated just in case
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Jealousy Makes Fools by BrotherRalph reviews
Ralph fears that Melissa is growing bored with their relationship and attempts to show her how adventurous he can be. His attempt to be dangerous quickly lands him into some trouble.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
You're Not Alone, Charlie Brown by Neon-Ronin reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Charlie Brown's feeling pretty blah, that nobody really likes him or cares. Then again, maybe somebody out there does like him quite a bit, and he just hasn't noticed it yet.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Kill Bing vol ½ by Mellyse Sumiraka reviews
[A spooty Kill Bill spoof] After waking up from a water-induced coma, Daggett seeks vengeance for his brother Norbert's death. He searches far and wide to find the ones responsible for their lynching. But the main one who conspired the whole thing is...
Angry Beavers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 1/25/2005
First Meeting by Mellyse Sumiraka reviews
Prequel to Daggett's Getting Married. The story's basic summary is how Daggett met Jenna before they were married.
Angry Beavers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 11/20/2004
Bijou's Babysitter Blues by cappyandpashy4ever reviews
Chpt 8: Wherever they are, Bijou and her gang seem to get into more and more trouble! Meeting their opposites, cheap fast food, and a surprise you never saw coming! Read and review!
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
Sir Topham Hatt Vs Gordon by Jemascola reviews
Sir Topham Hatt goes crazy one day and decides to challenge Gordon to a race...on foot!
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Wedding Bells by DollieMay 19 reviews
Even though Sandy had only known her for a short time, Candace Fox becomes her Maid of Honor. Stan undoubtedly falls for her but,this time it's different. Will this Hollywood hopeful return his feeling? Rating may go up to T. FINISHED
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
The Bacherlorette by Angel-Gal73 reviews
Just when Boss was about to let Bijou be with Hamtaro, he finds out about a gameshow that may give him a second chance with Bijou. And it will be a friendly little compitition right? Yeah, as if it will be!
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2006
Sugar Cubes by Hamstarzchan reviews
A story to prove that the nurse hamster, Flora isn't all that bad. Both Sandy and Stan each eat five sugar cubes one day, now there are very hyper... I suck at summaries. Oneshot
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Blame the Fortune Cookie! by cappyandpashy4ever reviews
The ham hams buy a date for Oxnard and Pepper, but when things don't go as planned, can a fortune cookie planted by Stan ruin everything? OxnardxPepper oneshot dedicated to Ringa Ham
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Lost Without My Love by LylHamGirl reviews
Hamtaro and Bijou realize there feelings for each other but after a huge fight between them,Hamtaro runs away and gets lost in a deep forest. Will the hamhams find him in time and will Hamtaro and Bijou ever tell each other how they feel? Same author, fin
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005
Capbot 2000 by cappyandpashy4ever reviews
Something's wrong about Cappy, the girls know but the boys, that's a different story. Oneshot, but guarenteed halairious!
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Aishiteru by Kyuuseishu Setsuna reviews
Dedicated to KatyChan. It has already been two years since they first met, and Sandy and Maxwell's relationship continues to grow stronger. However, the couple soon faces the most difficult hurdle of their relationship... Please RxR
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,303 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Complete
Tom Finally Wins by RisiGurlRox reviews
Tom and Jerry the cartoon, I'm bored and wrote this. Charater Death.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Hamham Commercial Spoofs by Shadow Dragon Boss reviews
What happens when the hamhams do some of those annoying commercials? Disaster of course! Hooked on Phonics with Maxwell, cooking Philsbury Dough Boy cookies with Oxnard, Shampoo commercials with Pashmina, and more! Can it get any worse?
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004
Hamtaro: Dreaming of Love by ToothlessJoe reviews
The Ham-Hams learn that there will be a dance, which is exciting news for all. But when Hamtaro realises he has feelings for Bijou, will he be able to ask her in time?
Hamtaro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,655 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005
Memories Forever by LunarWolf10488 reviews
Another version of "Bye-Bye Beavers" , I guess. Or maybe a continued version...I don't know.
Angry Beavers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005
Winter Romance by a-hamtaro-dreamer reviews
When the ham-hams (human) go on a ski trip, romance is in the air, along with some trouble! Also, a mysterious girl is in a few hams dreams. Plus, a girl named Mara likes Maxwell! HB! SM! SP! NS (Nin-Ham&Sparkle! Rated PG just in case.
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,336 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 4/24/2004
Saving Private Sandy! by Twinkie-Kitty reviews
FINISHED Sandy is hamnapped by the meanest alley cat around and it's up to Maxwell, Stan, the Ham-Hams, two new girlhams and a ditsy fairy-ham to save her! How will the turn-out be? Dive in and take a look! SM other couples!R&R! :D
Hamtaro - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 8/24/2004
Daggett's Getting Married by Mellyse Sumiraka reviews
Daggett is about to be married to the girl of his dreams, and all of his friends are invited, including Norbert and his wife Treeflower. Yet...things suddenly fumble right before and during the wedding. Finished!
Angry Beavers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
You're in the Marching Band, Charlie Brown! by Dirty Snoopy reviews
Charlie Brown joins his school's marching band in hopes of impressing the Little Red Haired Girl. Many adventures follow for Charlie Brown, Snoopy and the rest of the gang. Just updated! Chapter 9 is up! More chapters on the way soon!
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004
Sandy and Maxwell by a-hamtaro-dreamer reviews
[finished] A very cute story about Sandy and Maxwell. It takes place after "Let's Dance, Sandy!", but nobody knows that Sandy likes Maxwell. Pleaz R&R ASAP!
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2004
Maxwell the Superstar by Twinkie-Kitty reviews
It's Elder-ham's b-day and Sandy is planning a show for him! The hams aree assigned different acts and jobs, but Maxwell has a secert job that ends up making Sandy and Maxy in love even more! SM Not my fic
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/8/2003
Breakup and Makeup by Ryuujin reviews
My first fic. If you are a H/B fan then don't read this fic. This is a fic about Maxwell and Sandy. Sandy and Maxwell break up and Sandy finds a new love interest. Can Sandy's unwilling boyham help Sandy and Maxwell get back together. Read and Review
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2003 - Published: 5/5/2003
Oxnard Saves the Day! by Artemis Panthar reviews
I noticed there weren't many Oxnard stories, so I wrote one, as I am I huge Oxy fan! *Chapter 4 up* Last chapter up! Don't worry, I'm planning on making another fic following this one.
Hamtaro - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 9/3/2002
Laslow's Loons by Martial Arts Master reviews
This fanfic's from the point-of-view of Laslow, the host of the Chatterbox station in Grand Theft Auto III. It's about why he still works there despite idiots calling in. Please review!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2002
It's the Senior Prom, Charlie Brown by Me reviews
Can Charlie Brown find a prom date and be part of the Cinderella Couple as he finishes high school? Prequel to a story completed 8/10, You're a Friend, Charlie Brown
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Complete
It's A Secret Love, Charlie Brown by Me reviews
Sally finds a diary and starts reading. Silliness ensues as the gang tries to figure out whose it is and who it's about.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Complete
The Bike Accident by Me reviews
Mrs. Van Pelt is in a bike accident & the Van Pelts stay with the Browns while she recuperates & Mr. Van Pelt stays with her. Sally decides life is short and wants Rerun as her Sweet Babboo if he'll have her. Could be G, PG to be safe b/c of the acciden
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2002
Decisions, Decisions by Me reviews
Charlie Brown's in charge & must decide what to do when Sally does something he'd never do on a ball diamond. Linus debates framing his blanket.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2002
Tom and Jerry: The new pet by John the Tiger reviews
Tom and Jerry are faced with a new "friend" from a newer, more popular show! Some toilet humor.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2000
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I Wouldn't Ever Change A Thing
A one-off short piece of fluff, taking place during "Beat the Clock" Melissa, who is heavily pregnant with her and Ralph's child, has an awful nightmare, and admits to her husband that she doesn't really feel attractive any more seeing how much her body has changed over the past months. Can Ralph cheer his wife up? WARNING: Contains excessive cuteness! :D
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,045 - Published: 2h ago - Complete
Happy Anniversary reviews
It's Ralph and Melissa's 20th wedding anniversary, and the two take a romantic trip to the Porkonos together to celebrate the occasion, leaving their young son Michael in the care of his aunt and uncle. When they arrive, the two seek out anniversary gifts for each other. But Ralph may have another extra special surprise for his wife...WARNING: Contains mature sexual content!
Raccoons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/22/2014
Puppy Problems reviews
Yet another one-off story based on "Beat The Clock". Little Michael Raccoon wants his parents to get him a puppy for his birthday, and after doing some thinking, Ralph and Melissa decide to get him one. But is Michael really prepared to handle the responsibilities of owning a pet? Find out what happens...
Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,804 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Complete
Growing Up!: My Young Years reviews
A companion piece to my "Story Of Ralph Raccoon" fanfic. Melissa Raccoon tells the story of her younger life, explaining the circumstances of how she grew up, her relationship with her father, several of her high school relationships, and finally, how she came across and ended up with the true love of her life.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012
Father's Day reviews
A (belated) Father's Day tale based on my Raccoons future stories. Ralph feels that his young son Michael doesn't love him as much as Melissa, so on Father's Day, he decides to take his son fishing with him. However, Bert becomes involved and ropes the father and son into joining him on a rafting trip instead! Will Ralph have a good Father's Day, or will everything fall apart?
Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
Lost in the Wilderness reviews
Another one-off story I wrote. Little Michael Raccoon, the son of Ralph and Melissa in my stories, is taken on a camping trip by his parents during his summer vacation. Unfortunately, Michael wanders off from camp in the middle of the night and to make matters worse, a severe thunderstorm separates the little kit from his parents. Will Michael ever see his parents again?
Raccoons - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,234 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Complete
Without You reviews
A "what-if" story, if you will. You all remember the episode "The Sky's the Limit"...but suppose the events of that episode had turned out differently. What if Ralph had been killed when his plane crashed? How would Melissa react and how would she try to move on with her life? Find out here in this tragic one-off story from her point-of-view...WARNING: You may need a tissue...
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
Beat The Clock: A Race Against Time reviews
After doing some serious thinking, Melissa feels a desire to have children, but Ralph isn't as sure of it as she is. Will they become parents, or are they fated to end up childless?
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,613 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Complete
Fly By Night: Reaching For The Stars reviews
Bert leaves the Evergreen Forest for life in Vancouver in hopes of getting a record contract, but what will befall him there? Will he make it or will he fall flat on his face? ON HIATUS
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,393 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011
Twas A Wonderful Life reviews
Bert feels neglected by his friends, and feels as if he has become a burden upon them. Bert then meets his guardian angel who indeed shows him what life might be like without him. But would everything really be better had he never been born?
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,275 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
The Story Of Ralph Raccoon reviews
Ralph Raccoon retells the story of the earlier years of his life, especially of how he met his wife, Melissa. Contains some disturbing and depressing scenes. Complete unless I am requested to go back and change/add/remove anything.
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 138,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
The Evergreen Forest Of Terror! reviews
Join our gang as they travel through ten, tales of horror, dread, suspense, and fear! Written for Halloween-well ahead of time, too. Will contain character deaths, graphic violence, and extremely heavy inspiration from the Simpsons. ON HIATUS
Raccoons - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011