The One-Winged Author
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Joined 11-18-07, id: 1424014, Profile Updated: 01-10-11
Author has written 15 stories for Disney, Harry Potter, Batman, Avatar: Last Airbender, Jungle Book, and Death Note.

Hey! I'm One Winged Author. Welcome to my page. Formatilitys aside, Read meh stories!

(Those who came to view the trailer, i regret to inform that as of 1/10/11, Birthdaylolli13 has deleted her account along with the video. I'm dreadfully sorry... ) :)

Books:

Harry Potter, The Book Thief, Death Note,

Movies/ Shows

Avatar, The Last Airbender, Dexter, South Park, Zombieland

Things:

Video Games, Writing,

Games:

Bioshock (1 & 2), Resident Evil, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Halo, Assassin's Creed 2, Kingdom Hearts,

Bands:

Muse, Smashing Pumpkins, Flobots, Green Day, Beatles, Owl City, Plain White T's

Musicals:

Sweeney Todd, Across The Universe

Quotes

Me: Sushi, would you hug a hobo?

Sushi: No.

Me: Yes you would.

Sushi: No, I wouldn't.

Me: YES. YOU. WOULD!!

Sushi: Fine! (Hugs me) HUG THE HOBO!!

Me: I'M NOT A HOBO!!

Mom (talking about some store): That store sells cheap furniture at expensive prices.

Me: Isn't that sort of an oxymoron?

Mom: Yes.

Dad: Don't call your mom an ox. Or a moron. It's not nice.

-one minute later-

Me: That was sarcasm, wasn't it?

"Ah, It's a human nerd!"-Lexi Barnes

(List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.)

AVATAR:

1. Jet

2. Katara

3. Aang

4. Toph

5. Iroh

6. Zuko

7. Sokka

8. Ozai

9. Smellerbee

10. Appa

11. Ty-lee

12. Mai

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

I'm sure I have.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Err...Ahh...Can you excuse me for a few minutes...

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Like Zuko would need extreme therapy...

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, dosen't ring any bells.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Well, if I said no, thousands of fangirls would storm my house and murder my ass, so... Yeah, They're an AWESOME couple!

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Iroh did meet Smellerbee once, so another longer meeting is plausable. And I think Appa would just lick Iroh...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think Sokka would walk in, stare for a long minute, and walk out (screaming).

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Aang recounts his early days with Appa.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yeah, maybe, it's in the bounds of imagination...

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Of Knives and Ponytails Hey! I'm not a title machine.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I highly doubt it (Then again, I do know missed up people.)

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, but I'm pretty sure some lonely 30 something guy does...

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

My accusing eyes are staring at you ZutaraKid50.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Helter Skelter by The Beatles

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Zuko is close to BQQing Jet's ass!

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A long time...

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

To review; Jet and Sokka are in a happy relationship until Smellerbee runs off with Toph. Jet, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ty-Lee and a brief unhappy affair with Mai, then follows the wise advise of Iroh and finds true love with Aang.

What title would you give this fic?

Uh, Dazed and Confused, Is This Cactus Juice I'm Drinking, I'm I High?!

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Anyone else a little quesy?

HARRY POTTER:

1. Ron

2. Hermionie

3. Harry

4. Hagrid

5. Draco

6. Voldemort

7. Dumbledore

8. Sirius

9. Remus

10. Ginny

11. Mrs. Weasly

12. Hedwig

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

If I did, it would be a snuff fic...

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hagrid? I- Wait, WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN!?

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Uh... The 1st man-owl would be born?

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Sure!

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, but I wonder...

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Draco and Remus? Well, Remus was Draco's teacher. But I don't think Draco and Ginny will pal up any time soon...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think he would calmly walk out. But for some odd reason I think he would stay and watch...

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Harry and Ginny go clubbing!

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Probably, and they all end with Sirius getting his ass arrested.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Just An Owl Treat...

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

How would I know?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Why not, Mrs. Weasley is cool.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Nobody on my friends list.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A lot of people reading this will slap their foreheads, but... WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Contains Spells and Flying Owl Crap!

When was the last time you read a fic about Five

A while...

"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

To review, Ron and Dumbledore are in a happy relationship until Remus runs off with Hagrid, Ron, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mrs. Weasley and a brief unhappy affair with Hedwig, then follows the wise advice of Draco and finds true love with Harry.

What title would you give this fic?

The 8th Harry Potter Book by J.K. Rowling

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Not surprised, Dumbledore was outed a while ago!

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The Great Disney Adventure III:Heroes and Villains by talking2myself reviews
When Kelsey vanishes it is up to Rob and her friends to complete her plan of creating an alliance of heroes to defeat The Thirteen. Plans change when a new villain enters the picture. One who knows more about Kelsey than anyone could have predicted.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 79 - Words: 206,778 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 4/28/2010
Mystery Potion by Shadow Oblivion reviews
Zexion decides that he wants to target all of the organization members for revenge, not just a few of them, but finds that things don't always turn out the way he thinks they should.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,639 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Zexion
Sweeney Todd meets A Series of Unfortunate Events by LaDyOfThEdArKeYeS reviews
What happens when "Sweeney Todd" and "A Series of Unfortunate Events" meet? Find out in this random crossover story
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,401 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Violet B., Anthony H. - Complete
The Avatar Crew comes to You! by zutarakid50 reviews
10 *not counting Jet* people from Avatar are stuck in my house. Pure humor! Rated for safty! Spoilers in later chapters for season 3 finale. I'm editing some chapters so beware! Story is ending soon. COMPLETE! Read anyway!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 102,844 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Christmas with the Ryans by SteelSeeker reviews
Why is there a tree in your house?
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Jack R., Eleanor L. - Complete
BioShock: Peculiar Objects of Interest by Doomsdaydev reviews
Rapture has some pretty weird stuff in it, but some more than others. This is a story about Jack, some of the stranger parts of BioShock, and some non-canon stuff thrown in for good measure. OC warning. NEW CHAPTER UP HOLY CRUDCAKES.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,673 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jack R.
Elemental Bending Boarding Academy by Kataang-or-Zutara reviews
The Gaang is off to High School in this Modern AU Fic! Their school year will be filled with dances, crushes, plays, evil teachers, pranks, revenge, hormones, and much more! This school year will be fun, but be warned- Things may get ugly. Kataang, Tokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 84,115 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Katara, Aang
The Wammy House by FluffDucklings reviews
Near writes how it is like to live in the Wammy House and what he went through. Rated for later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Near
Story Teller's Secrets by GirlWithTheInkStainedSoul reviews
Toph and Zuko bonding. What happens after Boiling Rock? Of course Toph would get annoyed with all the flirting between Suki and Sokka, and of course she's jealous. So who does she bother instead? Zuko! : Hope you like, kinda bored with my othr stories..
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,662 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Toph, Zuko
The Great Disney Adventure II: The Book of Songs by talking2myself reviews
Trouble is brewing in The Kingdom. Villains are gathering together and to make matters worse Kelsey's brother has accidentally entered the Kingdom. Now Kelsey, Emma, and the gang have to master The Book of Songs to save both her brother and The Kingdom.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 150,722 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008
Beyond Boundaries by Chibi Koorine reviews
A different version of the Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipland.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008
After Effects by Fanatic Drone N reviews
Oneshot. Sure Jack escaped to the surface and everything, but what happened after that? A little window into the unusual Ryan family through the eyes of a trained psychologist.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jack R., Little Sister - Complete
Ravenclaw’s Diadem by zutarakid50 reviews
Part one of a series of One-shots I plan on making that all have to do with Voldemort in some way. All named after his Horcruxs! 'Ravenclaw's Diadem'- not every battle is won with wands...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Summer's Heat by T.O. Cole reviews
Sokka and Toph agree to go on an undercover mission for Zuko. But with danger lurking at every turn, this time the dynamic duo may have bitten off more than they can chew. [complete]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,955 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Kaa's New Encounter by Darkness212 reviews
Kaa runs into a familiar face and attempts to make her a meal once again. Will he Succeed?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Moonlight Dinner by Darkness212 reviews
Kaa waits patiently in his tree when he finds a new prey. And she looks very delissious.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Worlds Collide by xxphantomgirlxx reviews
Hermione decides to leave Hogwarts because Harry and Ron have girlfriends and new friends and have abandoned her. She moves to Gotham to live with her uncle Bruce. She meets the Joker at the fundraiser and you'll just have to see what happens from there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,921 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Fall of the Hunter by Quazie89 reviews
Men return to the jungle, and Mowgli and Baloo loose someone special...
Jungle Book - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Mowgli, Baloo, Bagheera, Shere Khan - Complete
Long Lost Sister by Angel Juliet reviews
Harry Finally meets his sister after ten long years. However as the two of them enter their first year of Hogwarts together they truly learn that in order to get out of this alive, they need their new family to stick together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007
The Great Disney Adventure by talking2myself reviews
When Kelsey gets sucked into the tv she knows it's not good! Now she'll have to search every inch of the mysterious Kingdom to find her six yr old cousin. Featuring Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, POTC, and other classic Disney movies and characters.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 89,866 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Disney Warrior II: Hunt for the Dragon Stones by jedimickey reviews
Sequel to Disney Warrior: Alex, Stitch and Ariel reunite with Jack Sparrow to hunt down the ledgendary Dragon Stones before a new breed of evil gets them first!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 58,515 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 9/7/2006
An English Werewolf in America by JenniferRSong reviews
Tonks and Remus go to Miami for their delayed honeymoon. A magical creature attacking and killing people attracts both their attention and the attention of the Miami CSIs. The race is on to find the culprit before Horatio and his team do. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,773 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Remus L., Horatio C. - Complete
Beware! by aleson reviews
Toph on ice.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Toph - Complete
Lies by Tuna Salad Sonnet reviews
[Post Day of Black Sun] Toph is convinced Zuko needs a hug. Good thing he's a much worse lier than his sister. [Drabbly oneshot. TophAangZuko friendship.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Kiss by Firegurl92 reviews
Sokka likes to tease Zuko and Toph is getting tired of it. She decides to stop it. Toko, rated just to be safe. Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Disney Warrior by jedimickey reviews
When King Mickey is kidnapped, Queen Minnie calls upon a boy from the human realm known as they Disney Warrior to save him. He will face pure evil,endure hardship, and maybe meet a mermaid,Co Authored by Dan Man
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 49,818 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Accepting Toph by SennaFan4ever reviews
When Toph comes down with the flu, Katara tends to her, and in doing so, finally accepts her as one of the family. Pre Fury of Aang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Katara, Toph - Complete
Braver by SennaFan4ever reviews
When Shanti is captured by Shere Khan, can Mowgli and the gang save her? And why is Shanti having pains on the right side of her stomach? Rewritten and finally complete! RR Please!
Jungle Book - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
The Tiger's Revenge by Happy Stalker Ball reviews
Things become nightmarish when a certain tiger gets his paws on the hands of a certain human baby. Jungle Book.
Disney - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,508 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Complete
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The Gaang and I reviews
The gaang is teleported to my house! Hilarious to the max!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,692 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009
Lexi Meets Beyond Birthday reviews
On a quest for jam, BB meets one of his biggest fans.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2010 - BB
Understanding Coils reviews
Shanti has a encounter with Kaa in a tree...
Jungle Book - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Kaa
Meeting Mrs Lovegood reviews
While at the mall with the Dursleys, Harry runs into Luna Lovegood. How will the Dursleys handle meeting the odd radish earring girl?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Vernon D., Luna L. - Complete
The Death of Harry Potter reviews
A Prank on Hermione goes horribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Forever reviews
Pretty much a poem Toph thinks that the Gaang will not care for her anymore.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Toph - Complete
Book 4, Chapter 1: The Slave Lands reviews
During an undercover mission, Toph must pose as Zuko's slave. Zuko/Toph friendship.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
The Day It Snowed in India reviews
Basically my Jungle Book Christmas Special Shanti hates snow. Can Desire and Kaa change that?
Disney - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
The Jungle Book 3: The Deleted Scene reviews
A scene that didn't make it to the FanFic. Desire takes pity on Mowgli.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
The Great Disneyland Treasure reviews
A book and a bunch of clues leading to tresures inside of park attractions. That is all Alex Miller is left with when he tries to find the mysterious Treasure of Disneyland!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
The Jungle Book 3 reviews
Mowgli keeps having weird dreams.What can it mean!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Be a Clown reviews
The Joker gives a kid some advice Mid-Dark Knight *SPOILERS*
Batman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Mr Potter goes to New York reviews
Harry and the gang go to New York City on a class trip. What can possibly happen? ON HITAS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008
Thanks for the prophesy reviews
Voldemort wants the prophesy, but first he wants to sing Harry a little song. WARNING: Dangerously Funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Surprising Visiter reviews
Harry now has a new and more dangerous task.... keeping Luna Lovegood away from the Dursleys! UPDATE: One of my early fics, might be bad...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete