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Joined 11-18-07, id: 1424129, Profile Updated: 02-02-15
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

Update: 02/02/2015

Hey everyone, so, I just wanted to let you know that I've been reading through all my fics and will now confirm that they will all be rewritten. I wont take them down until the newer versions have been finished. I wont change too many details, but I do feel that they all need some improvement.

Thanks again for reading my stories :)

-Taz

Update: 11/06/2014

Hey, so I still haven't updated yet, but I have constantly been thinking about everyone following my stories and I really do appreciate all the support. I've been in a dark place for a while and have been struggling through slowly. I know it's been a really long time since I have been online, but I will not abandon my stories.

I thank you all again for sticking with me, I'll see you all soon.

-Taz

JUST A NOTE TO ALL OF YOU FOLLOWING MY STORIES

I HAVE NOT ABANDONED THEM, I'VE JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY. THINGS HAVE CALMED DOWN A BIT, SO I WILL BE WRITING AGAIN AND YOU ALL CAN READ TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT.

ANOTHER NOTE

IF YOU FIND ONE OR TWO SPELLING ERRORS PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THEM AND I'LL FIX THEM. I AM HUMAN AND I DO MISS A FEW THINGS. IF THERE AREN'T ANY MISTAKES, BUT YOU JUST DIDN'T LIKE THE CHAPTER THEN PLEASE TELL ME THAT. DON'T TELL ME TO GET A BETA JUST BECAUSE YOU FELT THE CHAPTER WASN'T WHAT YOU WERE HOPING FOR. IT IS MY STORY AFTER ALL AND YOU CAN CHOOSE TO READ IT OR NOT. I DON'T WRITE TO IMPRESS ANY OF YOU AND I DON'T WRITE WHAT I THINK YOU WANT TO READ. I WRITE BECAUSE I LOVE WRITING AND I WRITE WHAT I FEEL LIKE WRITING. I VALUE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM AND I DO TAKE YOUR OPINIONS INTO ACCOUNT, BUT I'LL REMIND YOU ALL THAT I REALLY HATE STUPIDITY, SO IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING SMART THEN I SUGGEST YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL.


Hi, so I’m Taz and I’m 21 years old. I love reading, writing, dancing, designing, random sketching, sleeping, food, water and air.

I don’t consider myself unique, because everyone is unique which makes being unique very common. I wear glasses and my hair is currently long and purple with a hint of blonde because I missed a few spots. I am writing my own novel, which I’ve been writing for a very long time, and I hope to complete it at the end of this year.

I am currently engaged and planning to move over a thousand kilometres away from home, so please forgive me for not always updating, stress isn’t good for my young self. I’m also being pressured to go and study interior decorating so that I can work with my father, who is an upholsterer, and take over the business later. I design dresses, I design characters, and I don’t think I can decorate houses and whatnot. So yeah, stressed.

Also, I’ve been reading a lot, but it’s been a year since I’ve watched any new anime which is probably why I haven’t been updating my other stories. I feel like I have to catch up before I can continue, which is weird because my stories are all AU.

So, I’ll be finishing Apparating Mishaps and Future Misadventures first since I’m kind of over flowing with inspiration for it.

Okay, a bit more about me:

I don’t like Death Note

I don’t like Code Geass

I don’t like the second one because it has the same theme as the first. Only difference is the setting. Kids with too much power are stupid and I hate stupidity.

I don’t like Twilight, because I am not a teenager and I don’t dream about having a sparkling vampire lover and a cute werewolf boy fighting for some attention. I think Bella is bitter and depends on others to protect her; she’s stupid and sets a bad example for young girls. And the whole story just really sucks.

I don’t like Rihanna, because she became shameless (I’d rather not say what I really think) and I really like people with some self-respect. I also hate her for dying her hair the same blonde mine was at some point, because I really hate being compared to someone I don’t like.

I don’t like new Madonna, it’s time to retire, I say.

I don’t like Lil’ Wayne, if you don’t have talent as a performer then get off the stage.

I do like Harry Potter

I do like The Hunger Games

I do like the classics

I do like Naruto and most anime

I like Harley Quinn in her jester suit

I like comics in general

I do like Lady Gaga, not like she changed any, she was shameless to begin with.

I do like Flyleaf

I do like The Offspring

I do like Metal

You know how most authors on this site put up the copy and paste crap that you’ve seen so many times you don’t bother reading it anymore? Well, I’m not going to do all that, because like I said, I’m not a teenager and I’m not ashamed of who I am and I don’t really give a fuck if people hate me or discriminate against me because of race, gender, religion or whatever. It’s human nature and it will never stop, so get over yourselves and get on with your lives.

And yes, gay people should have rights, because they are people; but you won’t find me anywhere fighting for their rights. They can do that shit on their own, just like women fought for their own rights and Mandela fought for his.

I am not a feminist and I would kick my guy’s arse for not opening the door or pulling out my seat for me, it’s common courtesy. I like cooking and I love baking, and I want to do all of that for my husband one day, doesn’t mean I am his slave, it means I want to take care of him and make him happy, the same way he does his best to make me smile.

I’ve smoked pot before, doesn’t mean I’m hooked and smoke everyday; I was curious and the decision was mine whether I wanted to continue to smoke or not. I chose not to.

I’ve had a few drinks and I still do occasionally, maybe twice a year. What I do is because I decide to do it. I don’t make the same mistake twice and I don’t blame what I do on peer pressure. We are all strong and we are who we are. I don’t see how some people forget that and let others decide whether they are cool or not. The fact that we are all born in different circumstances does not make us any less human and all humans die.

Oh yeah, don’t forget to respect your elders and don’t keep your problems to yourself. Sex before marriage is wrong and it’s better to have money and know where you’re going in life then to spend it all on drugs for a few hours of happiness and life on the streets. Just saying.

So, my rant is over and now you can enjoy my stories =)

You can PM me if you want to ask me anything about my stories, I love hearing from you guys.

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Imprisoned In Stone by Killer-San reviews
Are all plants as beautiful as a Sakura flower? When the blossom falls, so does the fly trap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sakura H., Zetsu - Complete
Beauty '09 by SS-HPFC reviews
She loved him, god knows how bloody much she did, but their age made herhesitant about it. Sometimes, though, when he acted like he did, she couldn'thelp but feel as though age is nothing but a number. And that he was a jerk." For cool Indy-x.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Before it Rains Again by spirited curiosities reviews
After finding out that Itachi died and Sasuke still refuses to return home, Sakura is heartbroken. She turns to her new colleague for comfort.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/13/2009 - [Sakura H., Yamato] - Complete
A Twisted Fairy Tale by Sakura's Shadows reviews
So what do you do when your teacher just so happens to be your prince in shining armor? Sakura sure didn't know. All she knew was that her new math teacher was incredibly annoying. SakuraxKakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,299 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Stop And Say You Love Me by SpeedDemon315 reviews
AU He was a powerful, cunning lord and a recluse amidst his peers. She was the adoptive daughter of his two most trusted friends and hinted to be courted by another man. Against their rationale, they fell in love. For Vesper chan's challenge. /OrochiSaku\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
Simply Worth It by Fala-Li reviews
KakaSaku, slight SaiSaku if you squint. Sakura relays something that's troubling her to a pensive Kakashi who hears more than is said - Sai and Kakashi combine efforts to find a solution to their female teammate's worries. Beware of the fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Capture and Rescue by Serendipity1 reviews
She didn’t come this far just to greet the corpse of a friend." Third installment of ‘Hands’ and ‘Retrieval’.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Puppet Master of Life by RaaiSesshyFan reviews
They thought he was dead, boy were they dead wrong. He is set on making Sakura a human puppet and nothing will stop him to do so. Not even the one who had disappeared in her world before he came into the picture. Watch out Sakura, Sasori is back!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Truth or Dare Weasley Style by thaigirl2009 reviews
Seventh year in HGW begins, with the twins, and Ginny, as well as teh golden trio, after teh rebuilding of the castle after teh war. Why exactly are the twins there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Synergic Paths by Zelha reviews
Synergic Paths is a oneshot collection that follows the same themes as Silver and Emerald Days. This time, Kakashi, Sakura and Yamato will work their way into mutual acceptance, love and their way of the ninja. Various ratings, Canonish-AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
the talk by smartalker reviews
Where do babies come from? — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Seatmates by SociallyDriven reviews
To my readers: a shocking read waiting for all of you inside. Click away! HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,187 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ubiquitous by kauzchen reviews
Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Zabuza M., Sakura H. - Complete
Heart of Iron by 7Hotaru7 reviews
Tres the Gunslinger never had a solid partner... until now. A new recruit to the AX has Tres locked into teaching her the ropes, but will she teach this killer doll a thing or two about the human side to him?
Trinity Blood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,348 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Heart Apparatus by kauzchen reviews
Tres & Esther. "Humans live to die, and that is a very well known fact, Sister Esther." And then Esther smiled, because this cool, efficient man knew so much and so little all at the same time. "Then what do androids live for, Tres?"
Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Tres I., Esther B. - Complete
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Letting Go reviews
It was time for her to let it all go and move on.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/11 - Sakura H.
The wrong side of the tracks reviews
he always hated mudbloods, always believed that following lord voldemort would get rid of all the filthy blood. how wrong he was...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Apparating Mishaps and Future Misadventures reviews
She was only trying to escape the Death Eaters, who knew she'd end up in an arena full of teenagers trying to kill one another? This had to be a bad dream.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,596 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Peeta M.
The amulet reviews
They were in the middle of a battle, how did they end up here? Why were these people pointing sticks everywhere? Stupid doll. SakuraXsasori, hp crossover kinda. Hope you enjoy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori
Nothing But A Puppet reviews
Sakura and Chiyo defeat Sasori, but he's not dead. He has a choice, live or die. He wants to die, to be with his parents... like that's going to happen. You can't always have what you want.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,539 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
It was the colour pink reviews
He noticed her hair. It was pink. WHat kind of ninja had pink hair?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Sakura H., Kotetsu H. - Complete