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Wand Cores by Lydia-kitten reviews
Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 227,092 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Summoned by yunakitty reviews
Sephiroth gets in certain moods while traveling. It's up to a new recruit named Cloud to satisfy his needs. Not your usual sweet yunakitty work. Be warned!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Their Verdict of Vagaries by Angstier reviews
• "All who fall under your gaze become accused of a silent crime… and I am yet to understand why." -Riddle. Gray!Harry lost in love and misery. Redemption, betrayal, Death Eaters, Dumbledore & the story of Grindelwald. Voldemort's rise to power. HP/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 81 - Words: 635,223 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Make Us Whole Again by MatrixExplosion reviews
"I will make a utopia, not of brick and mortar, but of flesh and blood."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Imminence by Stalker of Stories reviews
ABANDONED Time-travel AU Falling into the toad oil pond was a big mistake, but soon Naruto finds himself enjoying what it brought him. Every cloud has a silver lining; just don't forget to watch the stormy side. The past is a dark and scary place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,223 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
With Wings of Feathers and Glue by slexenskee reviews
For his safety, sixth year Harry Potter must live abroad while attending Hogwarts. There, lonely and out of place, he meets Alice Cullen, and inevitably, Edward Cullen as well. HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,207 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Excuses by TalaDentro reviews
Parody/Crackfic: Harry missed a Transfiguration lesson and shows up twenty minutes late for the next one. McGonagall confronts! Randomness insues! Slash! Kinda OOC! Commas and exclamation points galore! Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Get Off My Back by BlasterBlurby reviews
After escaping the war in England Harry has found peace in living his life out in his animagus form, that is until Voldemort needed a ride. Drabble, Harry/Voldemort, Horse!Harry, M/M Relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14054 - Favs: 6,968 - Follows: 6,237 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Shadows of a Future Passed by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, HPDM pre-slash. Draco returns to teach at a Hogwarts haunted by the specter of Harry Potter. The other professors think nothing can be done, but Draco is not so sure. What exactly happened on that night when Potter went to face the Dark Lord? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,591 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance! Slash scenes are well marked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,598 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 3,031 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Penitence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Unlikely Possibility by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Marcus leads Harry astray. Sort of. Not really but something like that. SLASH Marcus Flint/Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Daniel? by Rudolf Loewe reviews
Alexander does not know what to do with Daniel. Crack!
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Alexander, Daniel - Complete
Desolate Reflection by Shadow of Darkness 22 reviews
"It's strange, you remind me of her..." Alexander/Daniel
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - [Alexander, Daniel] - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ignited by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry Potter stumbles across an unexpected source of magic that sends him careening onto a foreign planet. CROSSOVER SLASH Harry/Sephiroth
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,635 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sephiroth - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 8,830 - Follows: 10,342 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,282 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 5,516 - Follows: 5,423 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Off the map by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Draco Malfoy knows something is not right in his life and starts to wonder if he's really cut out for high society living. It starts with cold coffee. It ends with Harry Potter. Warnings for sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,085 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Desires by yunakitty reviews
Daniel has made his way to Brennenburg Castle, in the hopes of ridding himself of the curse of the orb with the help of the great Baron Alexander. But Alexander may have more things in mind for him... Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Alexander, Daniel - Complete
Mate by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Veela fic: Draco's a Veela and does NOT want Harry for his Mate - well TOUGH ;P N/B This is an OLD fic, its cheesy, OOC, sappy, smexy and entirely too full of pet names lol there, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ;P - also Draco is EASY lol, no likey no readey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,749 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Wolf in the Wild by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Getting lost in the woods leads to an interesting development. SLASH Fenrir/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 86 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Tales of a Wanderer by Carumati reviews
HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The cave incident by brainstorm1001 reviews
Three years after the lost battle of Hogwarts Lord Voldemort attempts revenge. Regrettably, he has never learned from his mistakes and underestimates Harry's incredible luck again. HPLV later. Warning: mix of drama, angst and comedy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,461 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just Friends by xanthofile reviews
REPOST. Neville thought they would always remain just friends, but matters of the heart tend to outweigh matters of the mind. Slash. rated for future chapters. NL/HP OOC Begins in 6th Year and continues past graduation. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,865 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Behind the wall of madness by Lydia-kitten reviews
Post-HBP oneshot. Captured by Death Eaters in an attempt to lure Harry, Hermione is put under Bellatrix' "care". Trying to pull her captor's strings, she ends up bound by them instead. Femslash, D/s, Stockholm Syndrome, Noncon, but above all a love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Showers and Shenanigans by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. All Harry wants is a nice, relaxing shower during which he will most certainly not think about Draco Malfoy. Easy, right? Warnings for mature sexual content and rogue shampoo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Impositions and Infatuations by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Bella Swan plays hostess to Luna Lovegood. Infatuations blossom. CROSSOVER FEMSLASH Bella Swan/Luna Lovegood
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Luna L., Bella - Complete
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,899 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Kinder, Kindler, Kindlier by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. The third law of motion does not apply to relationships. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,794 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A tale of a Masochist Complete Version by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry learns something about himself that is both frightening and liberating, what wll he do? Mature*** Entire complete story. Read my A/N
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,399 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Eternal Prison by Lord Kieran reviews
Locked alone in a tower, he waits for his captor to remind him what it is to be alive. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
To Relieve Boredom by Laurielove reviews
Hermione discovers how to amuse herself with the help of a time-turner and a Malfoy. One-shot which launched a series. M readers only, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Hermione G., Abraxas M. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Survival & Sarcasm by ProfessorScience reviews
It's hard working for the RDA, so you'd think that if they stopped bothering you and your research, it would be great. That is, until they stop showing up altogether. Complete!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,685 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
Demon's Feign, Merlin's Pain by nuhuh reviews
HPDresdenFiles. Unknown to Potter there is a trail of blood to reach him in a world far from his own. And a wizard there,Dresden, who is trying to stop the green eyed demon with the lightning scar from entering his world,though he doesn't know that he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 166,190 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Just Another Day by Nyx Myst reviews
Voldemort hates New Year’s Eve. It being his birthday, or rather the birthday of Tom Marvolo Riddle, means nothing to him. Anyone who tries to celebrate the day better have their Will up-to-date. Warning: SLASH – HP/LV – Minor Bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Soul of the Seal: The Ninja Adventures by MrDust reviews
EpFic1 The same village, the same life, but having one foxy friend will make all the diffrence. Please review, it's the whole point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 221,655 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,629 - Follows: 4,559 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Unloved and Forgotten by Daniko reviews
In the apex of the batle of Hogwarts, something changes; Harry Potter and the Dark Lord are forced to leave this world and come to understand their fate." Full summary inside. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rejection by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Bella rejects Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Change the World by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry realizes just what it means to be equal with the dark lord, voldemort learns what it means to love. can voldemort change his ways for the sake of the one he loves? or will it be too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Imprisonment by Daaro Moltor reviews
For some unknown reason, fate decided to play a cruel joke on Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, so fate chained them to a wall. Face to face. Fate can be real fun sometimes, don't you think...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 356 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
The Benefits of Omnipotence by Saiyan Angie reviews
Uzumaki Naruto must admit he never thought he'd be in that spot again. Then again, distortions of time and space weren't really something the academy prepared you for. Inspired by Lionheart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 102,160 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 4,134 - Follows: 687 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Resurfacing by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Depressed and without direction in his life, Harry Potter goes on a sabbatical that leads him to the quiet town of Forks, Washington. CROSSOVER FEMSLASH SLASH Jasper Hale/Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 104,777 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Broken Prophacies by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry has reached his breaking point and realizes that the one thing he wanted the most could only be given by the person who understands him the best.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 4,527 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Big No Nos at Hogwarts by Pickle-c.o reviews
Ever wonder what muggle borns have to deal with at Hogwarts? HOw hard could it be for them to restrain themselves from not doing muggle jokes. Here is the Howgarts Guideline for muggle born students.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Unmentionable Bits by Mr. Phich reviews
Edward Cullen thinks everything is going well. He has just found that he is strong enough to kiss the girl- there's only one problem. That girl isn't a girl, and he has all the requisite...bits. One-shot. Twilight/HP. Rated for adult language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Edward - Complete
Firewhiskey Nights by Silens Cursor reviews
Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry badly needs a vacation - and instead he gets an old friend and a Firewhiskey-soaked adventure. Threeshot, Harry/Cho
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Cho C.
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 5,331 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Theory by AlternativePunk reviews
A funny parody of what should have happened the day Bella figured out exactly what Edward Cullen was... “O-OH MY GOD! I figured it out! SO THIS MEANS THAT YOU…THAT YOU ARE…” --R&R-- Hope this makes you LOL...literally!--
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Onileo reviews
Hinata has just joined the Akatsuki, and she has her first training session with Zetsu. Things don't go as well as she expects, and she finds herself in an awkward situation. Zetsu X Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Zetsu, Hinata H. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 5,545 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Snake Fidelity by leiaah reviews
Lifestyle Beauty Salon receives two of the most unexpected guests, ever. Just why have these two walked into a place like this? It really isn't their scene. Oneshot, Voldemort & Orochimaru, crackfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Voldemort, Orochimaru - Complete
Is that a carrot in your pocket? by Dapper reviews
After the war with Voldemort has ended, Harry seeks the peace he cannot find within his own world. He finds himself on an adventure he could never have expected, while discovering the truth about his real origins.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Legolas
Dark Clouds by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
After defeating the Dark Lord, Harry Potter is placed in the witness protection program for his own safety. As usual, things get complicated. CROSSOVER SLASH Emmett/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 145,956 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Emmett - Complete
A Semblance of Life by Veritas03 reviews
Harry has had enough of trying to please everyone. Draco has opted for liquid comfort and talking to animals - the stuffed and mounted sort .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Monster by The Scrawler reviews
They molded him, shaped him into the very monster they were so afraid he would become. Then they mistakenly thought they could control him. Naruto-centric. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
In Loco Parentis by refya reviews
Severus Snape is no father figure. He wishes Harry Potter agreed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,683 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Understanding by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry shows Voldemort the power he does not know, and in return Voldemort gives him something irreplacable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Resisting Radishes by Mr. Phich reviews
Harry Potter couldn't resist. HPLL. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The World's Gone Crazy by Allanasha ke kiri reviews
Harry finds himself in a world completely different than his own. One where Albus Dumbledore has snapped, and Voldemort is headmaster. Lily and James are alive, and Harry is thrown for a loop. HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 130,205 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Naruto: Alien by IncandescentOne reviews
While looking for Tora Naruto is attacked by a facehugger. When he wakes up he's changed a bit. AVP game Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,610 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 448 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Time and Time Again by Mottlemoth reviews
Snarry; complete. Spoilers for 7th book! DH compliant... yes, really. It's eleven days since the fall of Voldemort and Harry still can't look away. Rated M for smutty slash. Romance, angst, drama, smut, the lot. Reviews very welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,295 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Closer by Roving Otter reviews
The bond between student and sensei can be powerful. But how close is too close? Gai/Lee.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,090 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
To End in Serenity by Matt Silver 3k reviews
Who says the war was over? Voldemort created one more Horcrux and sent it back in time and Harry, Ron and Hermione, the Golden Trio, travel back to destroy it, doing some good old fashioned meddling along the way. HPOFC, RWHG, RLNT, SBPC. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 83,860 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - [Harry P., OC] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Houses of the Holy by HowdyU reviews
Spirited away from Konoha at an early age, Naruto finds a new family amid the strife of a battlefield as old as the shinobi nations. But what will he do when his new allies’ ambition is to change the world through a baptism by fire? An Akatsuki!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 127,994 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Emerald Twilight by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: Slash: Non-Magic: When Harry moved to Forks to be with his dad, he never expected to fall in love with a classic vampire. Nor did he expect to have a nomad vampire named Tom Riddle Jr. become madly obsessed with him. Edward/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,493 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Wonder by puddle-of-lemonade reviews
The war has ended and Harry wants to love. But what's a boy to do when he likes five different people at the same time? His answer: an orgy! Harry/Hermione/Ron/Neville/Luna/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,611 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Playing Cupid's Fool by SerenNoir reviews
After Sasuke answers a dating ad in the local newspaper, he's inadvertently paired up with the oddest "Cupid" he's ever met. Despite being both male, they agree to go out on the one-date requirement in the hopes that Sasuke's own dating ways will improve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brigandage by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Draco disappears through a mysterious mirror and Harry is sent to retrieve him. Enter Jack Sparrow. Mature content and threesome warning. Pretty fluffy other than that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
A Rushing Sound by Itallia reviews
Harry, after narrowly escaping Death so many times, now has a strange and unique relationship with Death. He can feel when it is near, and it wants nothing more than to be near him. Oneshot, spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Holy Crow by BloodyMarry reviews
What if Edward had fallen in love with Rosalie Hale? What if Bella had met Emmett first? What if she had fallen in love with him instead? This is how it would go. BellaxEmmett COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,495 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Break Out by catsintheattic reviews
He wanted nothing more than to break free and rule the world. An insight into the mind of a well known Harry Potter character.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Puppet Master Naruto by WingardiumRasengan reviews
Naruto is trained at a young ag to be a puppeteer, how does his actions change people and the nearby future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,499 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
My Name is Cameron Sage by thesewarmstars reviews
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Welcomed Change by thatreevesgirl reviews
Anko assumed she was certifiably insane for even considering Naruto, but now she is finding out how sane the idea of being with him actually is. NaruAnko lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Making a Move by refya reviews
Hermione keeps visiting Spinner's End. Severus thinks it's just because she enjoys his books. He's wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Doing My Duty by Lokifan reviews
Buffy The Vampire Slayer xover. Harry meets a vampire in a pub. Being an Auror, it’s his public duty to keep an eye on the vamp, and keep him under control. Harry/Spike. Warnings: spanking, bondage, orgasm denial, but it's quite a fluffy love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Into the Pit by Edith Brereton reviews
Satan thinks a bit before he is thrown away forever. Oneshot. Review me?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Indelible by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP Ginny died in the Chamber. only Harry and Tom know how it really happened. Harry can hear Tom in his head. Dumbledore sends Harry to Azkaban. Voldemort will have to find another way to get his body back. Harry is marked but whose side is he on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,294 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3279 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Horntailed Hungarian Romance by Gannet reviews
A Hungarian Horntail stumbles over a strange little animal and decides to adopt it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Charlie W., Kingsley S. - Complete
The More Things Change by Lokifan reviews
Hogwarts graduation night, and Draco escapes to the top of the Astronomy Tower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Microfics! by recodan reviews
Don't have time to read one of my full crack stories? Then read these! Less than 250 words each!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Resurrection Potion for Voldemort by Emily Waters reviews
It was a dark and dreary night, when Lucius Malfoy showed up at the graveyard, carrying a burlap sack. Something was stirring inside. And then, things went downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Peter P., Harry P. - Complete
Armageddon by ToxicManipulator reviews
A Naruto from a barren world follows an insane idea of going back in time to mend the mistakes of his haunted past. With the help of his new allies, he may just succeed. Follow Naruto as he rewrites his future, and destroys the past. Ch.15 up. R&R Its AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,712 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secert so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 3,525 - Follows: 1,906 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 3,500 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,101 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry's Project by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Harry is bored after the war. When he accidentally finds a file indicating that the Ministry was less than just to the Malfoy family, he decides helping them can be his next pet project. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,836 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Savant by legacyZero reviews
[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,837 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Naruto U.
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unexpected Day by Yumi Asuka reviews
Some days start out normal. Until an annoying teammate ruins breakfast. NaruSai. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Gift of a Second Chance by Silverhair Theory reviews
SEQUEL NOW UP. With everyone he ever loved dead around him, Harry Potter uses a secret weapon and goes back to kill the one who caused it all. But when the one he came to kill becomes the one who means the most to him, will he follow his heart? HPTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Haphazardly Loved by Ramenism reviews
Ino was abducted by the freaks that call themselves 'Akatsuki', and she is not very happy about it. But between meeting Tobi and watching stolen movies, she doesn't have much room to complain. Tobino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Ino Y., Obito U./Tobi
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Formerly Known As by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
AU. Have you ever been incinerated by a bolt of lightening then reincarnated into the body of a six year old girl? I have and I gotta tell ya, it's no fun when you were a guy before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,687 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
It's Not Love! by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
I'm not in love with Harry Potter! TRHP One shot. This is my first slash fic so review and tell me how I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 103 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Gay and Dead in King's Cross by Persepolis130 reviews
Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort Rocks! by Inky Pirate reviews
Voldemort was smart and decided to put his horcruxes into some....less noticeable items. And it would do that meddlesome Harry Potter good if he left them alone and let Voldy have his fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
I Have So Many Names by Albus Paulson reviews
Gandalf. Mithrandir. Olorin. All three names are for the same being... but what if Gandalf's not a Maia spirit at all, but one who has travelled through dimensions to defeat Dark Lords? Harry Potter crossover.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Gandalf, Elrond - Complete
Once Upon A Midnight Moon by The-Silent-Muse reviews
."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Losing Touch by A.O.T.I.F reviews
When Voldemort decides to visit Grimmauld Place, Harry willingly decides to accompany him. Lots of teenage angst, content/mentions regarding abuse, rape, self-mutilation... LVxHP complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 3,352 - Follows: 2,856 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Kyuubi Is Angry by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
Sometimes, the Kyuubi and Naruto share dreams. Let's look in on one of those times. NaruXFemKyu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Spiritus Mundi by Shaitanah reviews
Postwar. Harry, an Auror in training, tries to deal with the consequences of the Final Battle as he interrogates Voldemort who is a prisoner in his own dream world. The more Harry gets to know his former archnemesis, the more he questions himself. HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Voldie's Book Club by cheryl bites reviews
Voldemort is imprisoned and tortured. Harry visits him and gets off with him. Torture, swearing, sexual references. HPGW, RWDM, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
The Space Between by Maizeysugah reviews
Rewritten and Complete The Dark Lord and Harry Potter have been banished to a place where they must live together until they‘re rescued if they‘re ever rescued without magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
First Kisses by thatreevesgirl reviews
[warning! Yaoi] Naruto prepares for his first real kiss with Sakura, but what happens when it is a little less than stellar for him? Will Naruto ever get a kiss that sets his heart on fire? Maybe another friend can help. [NaruGaa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Full Circle by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[HPLV] DarkHarry. PostHBP. LV has been the cause of most of HPs troubles in life. He even stole HPs family from him. When HP turns to the Dark side, LV has a chance to give back what he stole. Mpreg. Slash. Under18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 112 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Mulberries by thatreevesgirl reviews
Naruto and Gaara go mulberry picking. No one told the Kazekage that it was a messy job. Yaoi. Naruto x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Awakening of the slumbering beast by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,361 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Salix Narcissa by marginaliana reviews
The lives of the Whomping Willow and Hermione Granger come together through the story of Narcissus. WillowSquid, HermioneNeville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Insanity's Ending by wingchumonZERO reviews
Naruto is exposed to the Kyuubi at a young age, causing him to go insane. However, having an insane side with the skills of a Jounin might not be so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,488 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Twisted by cheryl bites reviews
Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Frightened Old Man by Leviathan0999 reviews
When all is said and done, it all comes down to this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ouroboros by BellonaBellatrix reviews
Voldemort has taken Luna Lovegood prisoner, but gets a bit more than he bargained for... LVLL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Dinner Time by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Just a simple day in the life of Harry James Potter. That is, until around seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,322 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9151 - Favs: 10,662 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 4756 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unforgivable by ofb29 reviews
The prophecy is complete. Voldemort's dead. But the Wizarding world is in chaos. And Harry's in Azkaban, about to stand trial for murder. edited slightly for mistake!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,263 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh, Bollocks by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Harry being Harry, not everything always goes to plan. Rarely does it, in fact. He really shouldn't have expected this lesson to be the exception. Plotless, intended as a oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P.
Arthur Weasley's newest toy by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT Mr. Weasley just came home with the most brilliant muggle contraption he'd ever seen. How could he resist the temptation to tinker with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Arthur W. - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 3703 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
After the Rains by BitterEloquence reviews
A night of lost keys and falling rain reveals far more then either Kakashi or Iruka ever expected. Neither were prepared to face the truth that stared them in the face and neither dared back away. Kakshia xIruka COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,240 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Avocado Cadaver Curse by ghosteye99 reviews
Blame it on the plot bunnies I got bit once again after someone quoted a misspelling of the Avada Kedavra curse. Set in the middle of the school year of H.P. book 6, so there will be spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Observant by nat rulz reviews
Observant. That’s all I am. I observe things. It’s my unofficial job. I haven’t lived this long for nothing, you know. He must have thought I was stupid that I wouldn’t notice. DmHp slash. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 310 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Salir by Batsutousai reviews
Thrown back in time by Lord Voldemort, Harry must adapt. Who should he befriend, and fall for, but the man who sent him back in time himself. –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, noHBP– EDITED 25/01/09
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Discarded Masks by SoulShdw reviews
While musing on her life, Anko runs into an unexpected confidant in the form of a demon carrier and a bottle of whiskey or two. One shot - Crappy description.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
HandMeDown Clothes by Quillitch reviews
AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
As A Bat by pottermalfoy24 reviews
AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,502 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Secret Weapon reviews
COMPLETED A year after Harry graduates from Hogwarts and the Light's last stand against the Dark is near. A curse goes wrong that, though it does win them the War, leaves serious repercussions for everyone. Slash. Rating Increased.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,781 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2003
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,977 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
In Terris Sicut In Caelis by Cherry Blossom reviews
between the hallelujahs...
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/29/2002