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Author has written 17 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Batman.
Bad News:Lucas and Alex have lost the cast lists for Shadow Jones, Sonic Wars and Lord of the Smash. We're sorry, but without them we cannot complete these fanfics. Again, we're sorry. Also, Alex has canceled SSBH:BI. The reason being that he simply cannot think of anything interesting enough to write about it that would make it worthwhile, which he believes would be disrespectful to the reviewers. Also, the mini-series of Sonic one-shots has come to and end. Alex will simply let you decide which child becomes evil and how it ends. :(
Good News: A Sonic crime drama is up.
THE FOLLOWING FANFICS BY ALEX HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED!
Last Man Standing (I can't get the last chapter uploaded for some reason)
Darker Batman Forever (It's just not interesting to try and write something in someone else's style, especially when it's not your own)
Super Smashing Olympics (I can't think of enough ways to do Olympic events in humorous ways)
Super Smash Brothers Batman Series (I do plan to reboot it though)
As for Flame of the Ocean, Lucas and I agreed that he would write it, so it's out of my hands. And as for Evil Within, I'm not saying it's discontinued, but I'm just not interested in it right now, and apparently neither is anyone else.
Don't worry though! I do plan to reboot the Batman series, and will continue to work on DITLOAS, SOTT. In addition Lucas and I plan to do something special after SOTT, so stay tuned! Sorry for any inconvenience!
Worry not, I'm writing the 7th chapter of FOTO right now. -Lucas
We used to think Transformers was the worst movie ever. Then we saw Watchmen...
WE STILL DON'T WANT ANY FREE BAGELS
BEST DIRECTORS ACTORS AND ACTRESSES OF ALL TIME
These are people that me and Alex think are the 5 best directors and actors of all time and their best movies in Lucas's opinion.
1. Christopher Nolan
2. Steven Speilberg
3. James Cameron
4. Peter Jackson
5. George Lucas
1. Tom Hanks
2. Russell Crowe
3. Harrison Ford
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Kevin Spacey
1. Ivana Baquero
2. Helena Bonham Carter
3. Jodie Foster
4. Annette Bening
5. Lea Thompson
This is just the bio for ONE of the mbrothers. Here's some info:
Name: Joe, that's why it says ALEX'S profile!
A/S: 16, Male
birth date: Sept. 28, '94, in case I forget to change.
Personal: Well, I point out the obvious sometimes( look above). I like writing( you don't say!) which's my plan for a job. I'm not perverted like so many other guys my age. Also, you'll probably see more stories written by me than Lucas.
Interview PLEASE NOTE THIS IS OUTDATED!!!
Basicly what an interview with me would probably by if it was my as the interviewer. Thanks to iChocolove for giving me the idea!
Red me (me with red skin and colthes): So, Alex, let's get started.
Me: Wow! You sound and look just like me... except for red skin.
RM: Yeah, well the smashers have diffrent color clones. Why shouldn't you?
M: Good point.
RM: So, what's your favorite type of food.
M: Italian food. No contest.
RM: Agreed. What's your favorite past-time?
M: Writing. Though books movies and video games are close.
M: You know, you don't have to say agreed. I think we can have the benifit of a doubt you agree since you're my clone.
RM: Or are you MY clone?
M: I've the title "Original me" so I'm the original.
RM: Point taken. Anyway, what are your comments on Movies? Are you picky?
M: Not really. If it's somewhat interesting, I'll watch it. But in terms of ratings, if it's 8 to 10, it'll be on my favorites list because I'm nice like that. If it's 6 and below, I dislike it to a certain degree, with the degree obviously getting higher as the raing goes down.
RM: What about 7?
M: 7 is in the middle and is what I define as "Okay". There aren't many movies that fall into that gap of a category. A few examples are Hot Wheels: World Race and Spider-man 3.
RM:What was wrong with Spider-man 3?
M: It was like they tried to make three diffrent stories all happen at once.
RM: What are your top five favorite movies?
M: How convinet of you to ask. They are, from five to one, Apollo 13, Homeward Bound 1, Shawshank Redemption, Batman Begins and the Dark Knight.
RM: So The new Batman series is your favorite.
M: You had better believe it. Whoever said all the good stories have been used up have never seen those two.
RM: What about video games?
M: Something I'm also not picky about.
RM:What are your top five favorite of those?
M: Also from five to one, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, Wind Waker, SSBB, and a tie between Twilight Princess and Ocarina of Time.
M: Let's see. Each is great in their own way. SSBB, MUA and TPs graphics almost look real, WWs makes it better suited for children like it's supposed to, and OOTs are more fantasy-like. It all comes down to stories when I think about it, becasue they're equal in every other way, and is what ties TP and Oot. Ocarina of Time has a better story overall, but TP has more plot twists and goes more in depth.
RM: Now what about books?
M: Now there's something I'm picky about. Books really have to get me hooked from the very beggining to get me reading the rest. That's also the way with fanfics. Inheritance Cycle is probably my favorite.
RM: So, has anyone ever told you that you look like Harry Potter?
M: YES! Everyone says I look like Harry Potter! And I don't even like him all that much!
M:Oh, shut up! You look like him too!
RM: Oh man...
M: Besides, if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
M: Yes, I'm a geek. But there's two types of geeks: Super Geeks and regular geeks. Regulars (like myself) can still have a life, while Super Geeks (Such as Jon Armbuckle) are COMPLETLY incapapble of having any life whatsoever!
RM: Ok. Now, have you ever cursed.
M: I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT! Ok?!
RM: Fine! If you were standed on a deserted island, and could only have on wish, what would you wish for?
M: A motor boat full of gas so I could get off. Personally, I think that's what any steanded person would wish for.
RM: Too true. Anyway, what are your favorite shows?
M: That's a toughie. I don't watch TV all that much (not including movies anyway) but Beavis and Butt-Head, Dog Whisperer, Cash Cab, Mythbusters, Countdown with Keith Oberman, Rachel Maddow show... that's all I can think of right now. I'll make a section for that later.
RM: You like politics?
M: Ever since the election. Plus, I LOVE to see Oberman flip out on McCain and Palin!
M: No problem! Now if you'll excuse me, if have to go take a cr... or should I say number two?
RM: Either way.
M: Okay! You know what I mean. Now, pardon me... BATHROOM!
note: these are only my top favorites; I like too many movies to write down. Same goes for the rest
half-way decent/okay: 7/10
So bad that it's good: 2/10
So bad that it's good that it's bad: 1/10 (This only applies to Watchmen)
Star wars(4,5,6 were the best! 2 was okay, and 1 was mediocre. That's right! 1 actually wasn't that bad! 3 and Star Wars Clone Wars (the original, not the cg animated one)), Indiana Jones( first 3, 4), Lord of the Rings (Ralph Bashki), Godfather (1,2. 3 SUCKS!), Mask of Zorro, Adventures of Robin Hood, Jurassic park(1,3), Titanic, Casablanca, Terminator( 1,2 3. 4 was bad), Batman(Animated films, Begins and Dark knight Forever was half-way decent and 89 and Returns were mediocre), Superman( 1, 2 and Returns) Spider-man (1 and 2 really. 3 was okay.), x-men( first 3. Wolverine was okay), Narnia, Pirates of the Caribbean( only 1, not 2 or 3!), Simpsons movie. The Truman Show (yes it's a movie), Little Miss Sunshine, Clue, The outsiders, Grease, The Breakfast Club, Iron Man, Hulk, The Incredible Hulk, Mallrats, Shawshank Redemption, Arlington Road, Homeward Bound 1 and 2, Top Gun, Pan's Labyrinth, Cast Away, Sweeney Todd, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, The Fifth Element, Star Trek (Wrath of Khan, Search for Spock, Voyage Home, Undiscovered Country, Generations, First Contact, Nemesis) New Star Trek, Zodiac, Atonement, School of Rock, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Regarding Henry, Se7en, American Beauty, Sideways, Independence Day, Day After Tommorow, The Patriot, Braveheart, Avatar, Titan A.E, 9, Shutter Island, Up in the Air, Hostage, Clash of the Titans (original and remake), Unforgiven, The Last Airbender. I'll probably think of more later.
So bad that it's good: Super Mario Bros and Batman & Robin.
Top ten movies:
10. Godfather part 1 and 2
9. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
8. Indiana Jones trilogy
7.The Fifth Element
6. Little Miss Sunshine
5. Pan's Labyrinth
4 Star Wars Original trilogy (all 3 are tied)
3. The Shawshank Redemption
2. Batman Begins
1. The Dark Knight
Update: 6/28: You're probably wandering what happened to the Lord of the Rings by Peter Jackson. I have developed a love-hate relationship with the film. In some ways I can praise Peter Jackson for being faithful to the source material, and in other ways I just can't believe what he did. So, I'm pretty torn about how to feel about it. It's like the director part of him wanted to do it as faithfully as possible while the writer part of him did it carelessly.
Inheritance cycle, lotr, the hobbit, the simmirilion, Narnia, the outsiders, Keys to the Kingdom, The Prince and the Pauper, The Time Machine, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter. That's all I can think of, there's probably more.
4. Keys to the Kingdom (first 6, haven't read 7)
3. Harry Potter
2. Lord of the Rings
1. Inheritance Cycle (all 3 tied) and Percy Jackson and the Olympians (all 5)
64: Ocarina of time (Majora's Mask was decent), star fox 64, Mario 64, banjo-kazzoie, Pokemon stadium(both), Mario party 2 and 3 (1 was ok), Super Smash bros, Mario kart 64.
gamecube: Wind waker, Mario kart double dash, Mario party 4,5,6,7, The Hobbit, Mario sunshine, Star fox adventures/ assault, super smash bros. melee, Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic Ultimate Collection, Star Wars Rouge Leader/Rebel Strike.
wii: twilight princess, Mario kart wii, Lego star wars, Lego Indiana Jones (1), Super smash bros. brawl, marvel ultimate alliance.
ds: star fox command, Mario kart ds, Mario 64 ds, Phantom Hourglass
PC: Toy Story 2.
10. Shadow The Hedgehog
9. Star Fox 64
8. Star Fox Adventures
7. Star Fox Assault
6. Wind Waker
5. Toy Story 2
4. Marvel Ultimate Alliance
3. The Hobbit
1. Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess
South Park, Beavis and Butt head, simpsons, DCAU, Lie to Me , John Adams. North and South (Books 1 and 2.), The Soup, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Community, Death Note, Monster.
10. Beavis and Butt head
9. The Soup
8. South Park
7.Simpsons (up to season 8) and Community
6. Lie to Me
5. North and South (1 and 2)
4. John Adams
3. Justice League/ Unlimited, Death Note and Monster
2. Batman the Animated Series, Superman the Animated Series, Batman Beyond
1. Avatar: The Last Airbender
Mario: Favs.MarioxPeach, LuigixDaisy,YoshixBirdo... Pretty much ever common Mario pairing.
Legend of Zelda: Favs.LinkxZelda, LinkxMidna, LinkxAshei. Supports. LinkxIlia, LinkxMalon.
Star Fox:favs. FoxxKrystal,FalcoxKatt,SlippyxAmanda.
Super Smash Bros.:favs. MarthxSamus,MarthxZelda, Toon LinkxNana. Supports. RoyxPeach, FalconxSamus
Sonic: Favs. SonicxAmy,ShadowxAmy,SilverxAmy,SilverxBlaze,ShadowxRouge,KucklesxSonia. Supports. KnucklesxRouge,TailsxCream,EspioxBlaze.
LotR: AragornxArwen, FaramirxEowyn.
Star Wars: AnakinxPadme, Obi-wanxPadme, HanxLeia.
Indiana Jones: IndyxMarian. (Is there any other possibe pairing besides IndyxWillie?)
Mask of Zorro: AlejandroxElena. (Again, any other pairing?)
Robin Hood: The only pairing there!
Titanic: If you've seen the movie you should know for yourself!
Casablancha: Either one.
Terminator: Again only a few, but I'll go ahead and say them: KylexSarah,JohnxKatie.
Batman: BrucexVicki,BrucexRacheal, HarveyxRacheal
Super-Man: ClarkxLouis all the way!
Narnia: CaspianxSusan. Just in the movie, not the books.
The Truman Show: TrumanxSylvia.
Grease: KenickexRitzo (I think that's how you spell them)
Breakfast Club: AndyxAllison,JohnxClaire.
Iron Man: TonyxPepper.
The Incredibel Hulk: BrucexBetty.
Simmirilion: Any in there, but paticulary BerenxLuthien.
Narnia: Caspianxhis wife (I'm not sure they say her name), EustacexJill.
Inheritance Cycle: EragonxNasuada, EragonxArya, MurtaghxNasuada,AryaxFaolin,RoranxKatrina,BromxSelena,
John Adams: JohnxAbigal
Justice League: GreenLanterxHawkgirl, BatmanxWonderwoman
Batman Beyond: TerryxDana
Avatar: The Last Airbender:Primary: AangxKatara, SokkaxSuki, SokkaxYue Secondary: SokkaxToph, AangxToph ZukoxJin Supports: ZukoxMai (It's a good enough relationship, but we never see them develop it. In the third season, they just sort of have it.)
I have a LOT so naturally it will take a while to get them all. I'll go by movies. For starters. they include all quotes said by Darth Vader, Obi-Wan and Yoda (Original Trilogy) as well as Batman, Alfred, Two-Face, Joker, Ra's Al-Gaul and Scarecrow in Batman Begins and the Dark Knight.
LotR: "There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope." -Gandalf
"It's an army created for a single purpose: To destroy the world of men." Aragorn.
Aragorn's speech at the Black Gate
Star Wars: "The force will be with you. Always." Obi-wan
"In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." Obi-wan
Indiana Jones: "DON'T call me junior!" Indy.
"Those people are trying to kill us." "I KNOW DAD!" "It's a new experience for me." " Happens to me all the time!" Indy and his dad.
"You're a teacher?" "Part time!" Indy and Mutt.
Narnia: "For Narnia and for Aslan!" Peter.
Iron Man: "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've got me doing." Iron Man.
"My turn." Iron Man
The Incredible Hulk: "How do you feel, sir?" "Like a monster." Some guy and Abomination.
Clue: "Are you trying to make me look stupid?" "You don't need any help from me sir." "That's right!"
Tommy Boy: "You can get a good look at a butcher's a& by sticking your head up there/ you can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a butcher's a&." Tommy
"You're a smuck, unhappy little man and you treat people like they're idiots." Guy.
Pan's Labyrinth: "You would give up your inheritence and royalty for this brat you hardly know?!" "Yes, I would." The Faun and Ofelia.
"But to obey, just like that, for the sake of obeying... that's something only a person like you can do, captain." The doctor.
Unforgiven: "Hell of a thing killing a man. You take away everything he's got... and everything he's ever gonna have." "Yeah, well... I guess he had it coming..." "We all have it coming, kid." William and other guy.
Star Trek: "Kirk, my old friend... Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells those that revenge is a dish that is best served cold...? It is very cold... in space..." Khan
"I have been... and always shall be... your friend... Live long... and prosper..." Spock
American Beauty: Lester's ending speech.
Avatar: The Last Airbender: WAY too many from... well, pretty much everyone come to think of it...
V.G Movie Cast lists
This is basicly a cast list Lucas and I thought of if they made movies based off video games. If you have any suggestions, please say so in a review to one of our stories. Any and all, weather or not we agree, are appreciated.
Mario- Robert Downey Jr.
Luigi- Edward Norton
Daisy- Helena Bonham Carter or Anna Popplewell
Peach- Kate Bosworth or Jessica Alba
Wario- Ethan Supplee
DK: John Goodman
Waluigi- Jeff Foxworthy (If he drops the accent) Jason Lee or Tim Robbins
Bowser- Tim Roth
Yoshi- Billy Boyd
Toad- Dominic Monaghan
Legend of Zelda:
Link- Jake Gyllenhall (I think that's how you spell it.) or James McAvoy
Zelda- Emmy Rossum, Zoe Saldana, or Anna Kendrick
Ganondorf- Hugo Weaving, Clancy Brown, or Kiefer Sutherland
Talon: Bob Hoskins
Ingo: John Leguizamo
Zant- Micheal Keaton
Navi- Kiera Knightley
Midna- Maggie Gyllenhall
Fox- Christain Bale or Sam Worthington
Falco- Jack Black or Robert Downey Jr.
Slippy- Shia Labeouf or Justin Long
Peppy- Chris Cooper
Pepper- Liam Neeson
Katt- Angelina Jolie
Andross- James Earl Jones
Wolf- Russel Crowe
Leon- Jim Carrey
Pigma- Al Pacino
Andrew- Chris O'Donnell
Bill- Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton (Lucas mentioned the coincedence we want either Bill or Bill to play Bill!)
Panther- Antonio Banderas (Who better?)
General Scales- Aaron Eckhart
Krystal- Liv Tyler
Note from Lucas: I only thought of Andross, Daisy 1st, Waluigi 1st and 2nd, General Scales, and the second one for Slippy. The rest were made up by Alex.
Physical: Dark Blue shirt, blue overalls, dark blue cap with a circled "T". Between Mario and Luigi in height. Has a mustache
The older brother of Mario and Luigi. He has a dark personality, and a tragic past. He is often bitter and grim. Is a rival of Shadow the Hedgehog, with whom he shares many personality traits, excluding age.
Hm, tragic past, shares traits with Shadow, breaking continuity... this character just may end up being a Mary-Sue. Let's hope this isn't the case. -Lucas
Lucas, you ARE aware of the definition of a mary-sue is, right? It is: "A fictional character with overly idealized and hackneyed mannerisms, lacking noteworthy flaws, and primarily functioning as a wish-fulfillment fantasy for the author or reader." -Alex
Sterotype copy and paste. Note: This is meant for you to find out more about the person, and the sterotype is NOT supposed to immediatly apply to that person. Anyway, write it in bold if it applies to you. Also, you may come up with one or two of your own, as I have. The ones with lines are the ones that apply to Lucas.
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic --
I'm emo, so I MUst cut my wrists
I'm a negro, so I MUST carry a gun
I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm Jamacian, so I MUST smoke weed
I'm Haitian, so I MUST eat cat
I'm Asian, so I MUST be sexy
I'm Jewish, so I MUST be greedy
I'm gay, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm lesbian, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm Arab, so I MUST be a terrorist
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch --
I'm religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat --
I'm Athiest, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm a republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm liberal, so I MUST be gay
I'm southern, so I MUST be white trash --
I take (or used to take) Anti-deppresents, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants--
I'm Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm Indian. so I MUST own a convinet store
I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a cheerleader, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a dancer, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear skirts, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a punk, so I MUST do drugs
I'm rich, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I wear black, so I MUST be goth or emo --
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm Cuban, so I MUST spend my time rolling cigars
I'm not a virgin, so I MUST be easy
I fell in love with a married man, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a teenage mom, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I MUST wear socks with my sandals
I'm Italian, so I must have a big dick
I'm Egyptian, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm pretty, so I MUST not be a virgin
I have straight A's, so I MUST have no social life
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I MUST be looking for attention
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm into art and theater, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I MUST be fucking them all --
I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I MUST be gay
I have boobs, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm Columbian, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I wear what I want, so I MUST be a poser
I'm russian, so I MUST be cool and that's how russians roll
I'm german, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with gays, so I MUST be gay too
I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a big butt
I'm Puerto Rican, so I MUST look good and be concieted
I'm Salvadorian, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm Polish, so I MUST be greedy
I'm Hawaiian, so I MUST be lazy
I'm Peruvian, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a stoner, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a virgin, so I MUST be prude --
I'm straight edge, so I must be violent
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy
I'm black, so I MUST love Fried Chicken and Kool-aid
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat
I'm single, so I MUST be ugly --
I'm Asian, so I MUST be a nerd who does homework 24-7
I'm Christian, so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm mixed, so I MUST be fucked up
I'm Muslim, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in band, so I MUST be a dork
I'm black, so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha
I'm morman, so I MUST be perfect
I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black --
I'm goth, so I MUST worship the devil