Django McCluskey
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Name: Django McCluskey

Age: 21

Hometown(s): (Formerly) Englewood, CO. (Currently) Encinitas, CA.

Date of Birth: 08/06/1990

Gender: Male

Hobbies: Writing, reading, swimming, fencing, scuba diving, hanging out with family and/or friends, watching movies, playing poker, bowling, singing, and that's about it.

Special trait(s): Ever since I was a kid, I have always loved dinosaurs. They are the one thing from my childhood that will continue to have a place in my life, especially since I'm such a nerd about them and listen for news updates on the latest fossil findings.

When it comes to the subject of science, I have a strong preference for paleontology, oceanography, marine biology, psychology, and hematology.

I have a first-degree black belt in taekwondo.

My preferred colors are blue, black, and purple, though I also like certain shades of red.

The places I would like to visit before I pass away are Vatican City, Athens, and London.

The cuisines I prefer the most are Korean, Italian, Japanese, Thai, and Greek.

In addition, I have equally strong preferences for superheroes, swashbucklers, psychics, vampires, cyborgs, aliens, gunslingers, and Greek mythological figures.

I am also writing my own book at the moment. The title is Touch My Mind, and I can't reveal anything about it right now because that wouldn't be the wisest of choices! For those who are curious about what the novel's storyline is, you'll have to wait until I both finish and publish it to get your questions answered.

Favorite books: Jurassic Park, The Lost World, The Hunger Games trilogy, Timeline, 1984, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Pirate Latitudes, The Things They Carried, Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Eyes of the Dragon, Neuromancer, The Host, Odyssey, Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Moby Dick, Dracula, Son of the Mob, Plainsong, and A Walk in the Woods.

Favorite musicals: Little Shop of Horrors, Guys and Dolls, Les Misérables, The Producers, and The Scarlet Pimpernel.

Favorite television shows: Walking with Dinosaurs, The Crocodile Hunter, Batman: The Animated Series, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Supernatural, Battlestar Galactica, Kyle XY, Smallville, Merlin, Misfits, Firefly, The Mentalist, Tron: Uprising, Covert Affairs, and Alphas.

Favorite voice actors & actresses: Mary Kay Bergman, Clancy Brown, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, Corey Burton, Daran Norris, David Kaufman, Dee Bradley Baker, Frank Welker, Grey DeLisle, James Arnold Taylor, Jennifer Hale, Raphael Sbarge, Jim Cummings, John Ratzenberger, Josh Keaton, Keith David, Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Kevin Michael Richardson, Mark Hamill, Michael Ironside, Matthew Wood, Patrick Warburton, Peter Cullen, Rob Paulsen, Ron Perlman, Seth MacFarlane, Danny Smith, Tara Strong, Tim Curry, Vanessa Marshall, Tricia Helfer, Claudia Black, Steven Blum, Jen Taylor, Ali Hillis, Liz Sroka, Kimberley Brooks, Seth Green, Hugo Weaving, Will Friedle, and James Woods.

Favorite music artists: Celine Dion, Andrea Bocelli, the Jackson 5, Barry Manilow, Frank Sinatra, Whitney Houston, the Eagles, the Bee Gees, Mariah Carey, Diana Ross, Little Richard, the Carpenters, All-4-One, Leona Lewis, Five for Fighting, and Richard Marx.

Favorite comic book characters: TBA.

Favorite extant animal: Crocodile

Favorite extinct animal: Triceratops

Favorite live-action films: TBA.

Favorite animated films: TBA.

Favorite video game(s): the Mass Effect trilogy, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Halo, Halo 3: ODST, Splinter Cell: Conviction, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Hitman: Blood Money, and Super Smash Bros. Melee.

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Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 220 - Words: 289,793 - Reviews: 7091 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Damaged by Marx810 reviews
Set 8 years after the events of Kick Ass 2, Mindy finds herself reunited with Dave. After such a long time, they've grown quite different from who they once were in a variety of ways. How will this change their relationship? Rated M for language and sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,756 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass
KickAss and HitGirl: The War on Crime by TorontoBatFan reviews
Two years after catching the Santa Strangler, Dave and Mindy continue their crusade. But, how will the return of Red Mist/The Motherfucker, a deadly serious new opponent and their own inability to conceal their feelings for one another affect things?
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,673 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl
ME: Massive Epic by Midnight Lion reviews
A recounting of the first game in the Mass Effect saga: the story of Commander K.S. Shepard, Colonist/War Hero/Vanguard/Paragon. I just really wanted to know what made my canon!Shep tick... Updates when it updates.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 142,657 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Shepard (M), Ashley W.
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,413 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.] - Complete
No More Mysteries by MayorHaggar reviews
After his ill-fated trip to the Department of Mysteries that led to the death of his godfather, Harry Potter decides he must take control of his own life. But if a certain Gryffindor know-it-all has anything to say about it, he won't be doing it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 96,690 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Revolution by v2point0 reviews
[CURRENTLY ON HIATUS [MAYBE INDEFINITELY] After the events of Legacy, Sam is CEO of ENCOM and alongside Quorra, the two hope to change the very structure of society to see Kevin's dream come true. However, a trip back to the Grid puts them in the middle of a giant power play with unexpected enemies and both new and old friends.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 108,485 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010
The Painted Grey by Zalgroth reviews
When everything you once cared about is dead, what is left to fight for? When John Shepard is reassigned to the Normandy, he is set onto the greatest adventure in his life, facing adversity, an unconquerable darkness, and the fear of losing everything he cherishes. Follow Shepard on his tale of hardship, bravery, and perhaps even love. /Warning: Does not follow canon!/
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 215,162 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
End Game by dcworks1 reviews
A look at what happens after the events of ME3, some variations with the ending parts of ME3. Rated M just in case, includes adult themes and some language. My first fan fiction ever. MShepard/Ashley relationship. COMPLETE
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,220 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Shepard (M), Ashley W. - Complete
Reminiscing Memories by RuthlessGravity reviews
A thousand years into the future, the recording fragments left behind by Liara T'Soni is pieced together and viewed by millions at a museum of an unknown world. Through Liara's own personal experience, she shares with her audience about the Commander Shepard that history does not write about. Rated M: Violence/Mild Language/Sexual Content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (M)
Forever Isn't Always Forever by Sopphires reviews
After the events of her prom Quinn decides to leave Lima behind and start again. But what happens a year later when she runs back into her old glee club? A glee club that felt the loss and want answers. Will she stay or will they convince her to go home?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,829 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Finn H., Quinn F. - Complete
Right By Your Side by ninalasvegas reviews
AU. Katniss Everdeen is getting threatened and Peeta Mellark is there to protect her. In the end they end up saving each other, but how long will it take for Katniss to see that? Will Peeta still be there for her when she comes back to him?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,600 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Fall Damage by forcedInduction reviews
More than any other part of the hero gig, Dave loved the opportunity to watch Mindy work. It was like watching an artist or an Olympian, except Dave had never seen anyone paint with oil or watercolor the way Mindy could paint with blood.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,501 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Horizons by njsafkbj reviews
"And just beyond the last island of their archipelago, the isle perfectly situated due west, a black blur could be seen moving farther and farther away as she watched in perfect horror. He was already gone." A character study in three arcs.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,838 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Hellhound by LivingLow reviews
AU. After Mindoir, a young Shepard, disillusioned with both the Alliance and the Council, decides to take up Miranda's offer to join Cerberus. Once he becomes 18, he joins the Alliance as a mole. MShep/Miri.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,981 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Shepard (M), Miranda L.
Mass Reactions by Subject 0 reviews
A fun series of one-shots with the Normandy crew and their feedback on the billion and one things in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,525 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011
Eye of the Hurricane by InnerSanctumFish reviews
Following the story of Commander Louis Shepard after the events of Mass Effect 2. The story will focus on the time in between the destruction of the Alpha Relay and the impending invasion of the Reapers.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,623 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Mass Effect II Through the Fire and the Flames by Tutor Veritatis reviews
Shepard's past as a 10th St. Red comes back with a vengence after receiving a message from a storage facility where he buried his past. He will face the demons and mistakes of his past, with the love and support of Tali, and overcome his greatest mistake.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,885 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Parallel Realities by InHarmsWay reviews
Shepard is a being from a parallel universe who came to the Mass Effect Galaxy to bring Cerberus to justice after the crimes they committed against his galaxy, only to find a greater threat to not just ME's Galaxy but his own. ME1-3. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 287,688 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
By Your Side by VerelLupin reviews
Charles has always had Raven by his side until now but will this force him to finally admit what she's felt all along? Charles/Raven Romantically.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Raven/Mystique - Complete
Laughs, Tears, and Trips To The Hospital by kittenstanley reviews
Raven would just like to have a normal year of high school. But will her over-achiever cousin, insane best friends, that crazy ginger kid, and her two crushes ruin her plan? XMFC High-School AU. Raven centric. R&R.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Raven/Mystique
Adrift in a Sea of Stars by Animus of Masada reviews
The Normandy SR1 survives the Collector ambush, leaving Shepard and his crew to deal with the Collector threat from an entirely different perspective. The things we take for granted are about to change...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,927 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni
Project Gethinator by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
Tali may have a new ship and a new crew, but the forces of the universe certainly aren't going to let that stop them from tormenting her. Continuation of Inglorious Bosh'tets.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,400 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Hearts and Souls by Aaron Cronin reviews
As Tony and Pepper begin building their relationship, they face business and medical crises, a new project with its own temptations ... and mysterious goings-on in the Middle East. Movieverse; set after IM2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,961 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Misheard by FanfictionForever25 reviews
While looking for Charles, Moira hears something coming from Raven's room. When joined by Erik, they begin to assume. But is it what they think?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Raven/Mystique - Complete
Mind Over Shape by RGrurounigirl reviews
The bonding between Raven/Charles as seen in X-Men: FC. Charles takes in young Raven under his wing, raising her and growing closer to her than any other. But years later, will Erik shatter their bond? Loosely based off the film. Some romance & action.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Raven/Mystique, Charles Xavier/Professor X
in the eye of the beholder by go forth reviews
Set in X-Men: First Class. Six times Raven has felt beautiful, and none of them have been with boys in glasses or men with quick tempers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Raven/Mystique, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Case of the Santa Claus Strangler by TorontoBatFan reviews
Dave and Mindy, aka Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl, have been making an impact on crime. Now, they must prove themselves as detectives as they try to find and stop a serial killer who is causing panic during the Christmas season.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Awakening by LT Ashler reviews
Shepard searches for an answer to the Galaxy's greatest threat, and it may come from a source as old as the conduit... M for Strong Graphic Violence, Brief Language, Thematic Elements, Ideologically sensitive material. Tali/MShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 136,343 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Quorra: What is the Sun? by THECURSOR reviews
Pre-Tron Legacy, Quorra and Flynn have a conversation about the sun, the moon, and where Users come from. A small piece of Quorra's education.
Tron - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
I Was Wondering, Why Do You Like Me? by TorontoBatFan reviews
It's July of 1983. Owen and Abby have been living peacefully and happily in the Rocky Mountains of western Montana for over three months. On a quiet evening, they sit by the riverbank and ask each other some questions.
Let Me In, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Owen, Abby - Complete
What Are Dreams? by The1Russter reviews
Cameron learns about dreams while around her others experience their own. Ultimately, Cameron must dream in order to save herself. Story works as an alternative storyline beginning with "Ourselves Alone"
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,202 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - John C., Cameron
Born to Fight by River2027 reviews
Season 3. In the Born to Fight finale: Skynet has been defeated, leaving John with nothing left to live for. But a surprise gift from Weaver and John Henry may give him the one thing he desires most.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 335,792 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - John C. - Complete
After the Trial by Calinstel reviews
Based on events after Tali's trial for treason. A little side step in the story that does not effect or change in anyway the actual in game storyline but for those who pursue Tali as a LI it may have meaning.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Final Days by Enigma6482 reviews
John Connor's fate and the fate of the entire world are forever changed by the actions of a solitary Terminator. Takes place days before Cameron is sent back in time and will chronicle events before her appearnce and after her time travel back.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 204,833 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - John C., Cameron - Complete
Distraction by htbthomas reviews
Peter still hasn't talked to Gwen about that fateful kiss - he keeps getting distracted. Between his personal life and his spider-life, can he make it work? A birthday fic for Jen K. Complete.
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,960 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete