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Author has written 2 stories for Bleach.


Name: heartware (well, of course that's not my real name, but...you know.)

Age: A millenium

D.O.B.: December 41st

Height/Weight: I'm undefined :)

Location: Somewhere in the planet Earth.

Story Progression (s):

Everybody's Favorite Published On:11/22/07

NOTE: HIATUS. MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR HIATUS. That's all I'm going to say about this one. Truly, really, I'm sorry if I never get back to it.

The Idiocracy Published On: 12/18/07

I have FINALLY planned out all the chapters for the Idiocracy. So hopefully, during my break, I will get most of the chapters completed. I won't blame you all for hating me by now :D I realize I'm very inconsistent...but I do intend to complete this story. At some point.

Type Criminal To-Be-Published: Soon

Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha are well-known in their mafia organization. For being the most idiotic team in the entire existence of the mafia world. Hyperactive and annoying Naruto and pessimistic and somewhat emo Sasuke might as well be a comedy duo, but of course, they're determined to become the top of their organization. And who's stopping them? Just a crazy, alcoholic criminal boss, a wisecracking and lazy ass captain, and a bossy, pink-haired know-it-all.

NOTE: Uhh, "soon", my ass. I doubt this fic will ever make it to FanFiction.net, actually...not sure yet. Nice thing to look forward to, though!

The Orihime OOCness Dilemma

Okay. We need to discuss this whole "Orihime-is-Such-A-Bitch-in-Your-Fic" thing. So she acts like a big one in the first chapter. Alright, you've proven your point. But I clearly wrote in my second chapter, in the beginning, that I have nothing against Orihime. I honestly don't. Orihime is not one of my favorite characters, but Rukia isn't either. I'm not trying to be biased. My fic isn't gonna be the "nice girl vs the bitch" story. I'm not going to be a Orihime-basher in this story, either. I am the type of person who is extremely picky when it comes to choosing a favorite character, and that is why Orihime and Rukia, on levels of "favoritism", are the same. In my fic, Orihime is gonna be that "cool" bitch. See my point? So, I'm sorry if you hate the fact that Orihime is so mean in my fic as of now, but it just fit that way, considering the "rich, popular" background and setting of the fic. If I didn't, I was going to have to create a whole new line of OC's. And I didn't want that. If I had hated Orihime with burning passion, I would've made her some really minor character in my fic. But as you can see, she's a leading character. If you're a hardcore Orihime fan, it must suck seeing Orihime so mean, but believe me, I don't hate her, and I don't plan to make her the ultimate "loser" of my fic. So don't judge my tastes on just because of my first chapter, people. If you can't tolerate Orihime's OOCness in my fic, then I'm sorry, and just read a story where her real personality is displayed. That's all there is to it.

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The Idiocracy reviews
Rukia Kuchiki is the worst student in her school, and when her teachers decide that enough is enough, she and five other idiots will go through detention, crazy cheating attempts, and near expulsion suspension to end their biggest hell ever, high school.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,548 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Rukia K.
Everybody's Favorite reviews
The Bleach characters at their finest. They are the elite, the rich, the glamorous, the popular. However, even the richest teens have their share of problems. Romance, betrayal, and problems will occur. RukiIchiOri HitsuHina GinMatsu
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,945 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007