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Joined 11-19-07, id: 1424775, Profile Updated: 03-15-08
Author has written 8 stories for Hannah Montana.

Hi! I'm Charlotte.

Guess what! The lovely and talented DaddysGirl4EverAnd4Always1212 has made some awesome graphics for my stories! Isn't that super cool?! You guys can check them out here:

Here Now

Skateboards And Pain Meds

Brick

Let me get this out of the way right away: I like to think of myself as having discriminating taste. Some people may think of me as conceited. I'll be completely honest. I think there's a lot of HM fiction out there that's extremely poorly written. Predictable, shoddy plots. Uninspired characters. Generally unrealistic emotions. Riddled with basic spelling, grammar, punctuation and syntax errors. And on and on... I try to write things that are different. Not everyone is a fan, and that's okay. But I'm just so sick of hearing the same junk over and over again. And I know I'm not the only one. Go check out the authors of my favorite stories. They're all on there because they're willing to think outside the box and write exciting pieces that don't exactly fit the mold of a lot of the stories out there. You know the ones I mean: a girl gets discovered at the mall, she tours with the Jonas Brothers, they fall in love with her, everyone gets ice cream. THE END. Things like that...

If you think those "copy and paste" things are incredibly annoying, copy and paste this into your profile...

Okay, let me just put something out there. I hate, hate, hate when authors try to blackmail readers into reviewing their stories. "I won't continue this story unless I get X more reviews!" No matter how amazing a story is, I refuse review it if the author has taken it hostage and is demanding a ransom. Everyone loves receiving approval and validation, but I don't think you should be writing solely for that purpose. I'm ecstatic when people tell me that they enjoy my writing and leave me nice reviews, but I promise I won't ever try to coerce you into it. Okay, I've said my peace.

If you ever realize that your story has multiple coma victims, stop and reevaluate...

Constructive criticism and flames ARE NOT the same thing. Flames are only meant to be mean. Constructive criticism is meant to be helpful. If you receive con-crit, don't feel bad. That reviewer wants to help you make your story better!

I've noticed this mistake in a LOT of stories, so let me take this time to give you a short lesson about pregnancy tests. Home pregnancy tests are based on the detection of a certain hormone that is nearly exclusive to pregnancy. (You don't have it in your body all the time.) Therefore, as long as you take the test properly (just follow the basic directions on the box) you CANNOT test a false positive. If the pregnancy test finds this hormone and says you're pregnant, you are. However, you CAN test a false negative. Meaning: if it's extremely early on in the pregnancy (before you've actually missed a period) the level of this hormone may not be high enough yet to set off the test. And in that case, it would probably only take a few days before there would be enough of the hormone for the test to be able to pick up on it. In conclusion... Positive = definitely pregnant. Unless you really SUCK at reading directions, you'd never take four tests and end up with two of each result. Trust me on this one, guys. I know a whole lot of baby junk. My mother is a midwife.

Haha, reading back over it, I think my profile makes me seem kind of "in your face." - But I'm really not :o) So how about something more fun?...

Couples I Like:

JoexLilly, Loe - Hands down, my absolute favorite.

Niley - Love it! (Added bonus: Anytime a story has Niley, there's a decent chance it'll also have Loe...)

KevinxAlmost Anyone - He's always so overlooked. I'll take what I can get!

Lackson - I love sidekick/comic relief characters, so this is a match made in Heaven.

Loliver - What else are they going to do while Miley's off with Jake?

Jiley - As long as Jake seems in character. I hate when all of a sudden he's just super overly mushy. He was a jerk, remember? You need to make him a little jerky, or else through character development explain to me why he isn't...

Couples I Don't Particularly Care For:

AnyonexAnnoying OC - Self-explanatory, right?

Anything incesty - Kind of weird and illegal...

Nilly - No, Lilly is too offbeat.

Lake - (That's Lilly/Jake, right?) See Nilly

Liley - Eh, I've read a couple good Liley's, but not really my thing

Moliver - Same as Liley's. I just never got too into it. (And if years of watching movies and TV have taught me anything, it's that the SIDEKICKS always end up quietly hooking up while the main character is off somewhere, busy with their monkeyshines...)

Moe - No. Simply put, it isn't Loe...

However, I'll read JUST ABOUT ANYTHING as long as it's well-written.

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Middle of Nowhere by hawaibabe reviews
Miley finds herself stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with none other than Jake Ryan, the one guy she loves to hate. How will the teen superstars survive with nothing but the sand, the trees and miles of ocean? And will they ever get along? JM
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,980 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Hannah M./Miley S., Jake R. - Complete
In My Dreams by hoLLywOOdgrrl reviews
Lilly Truscott is engaged to Matt Marshall. But now Lilly and her ex are starting to have strange dreams that just might bring the two back together…Lilly/Joe RE-POST! THIS FIC IS LEGAL!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,038 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
Wait by xoAlmostFamous reviews
She wanted it to just be a bad dream. It wasn't. ShaneMitchie.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
More isn't enough by HushBlush reviews
The thing about secrets is they can rip someones life apart. They can make you desperate, they can make you dangerous. How is his any different?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
Spend Some Time by hawaibabe reviews
You're so cute when you're sitting there pretending you can't stand me. Jiley oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Inseparably Sick by drinkingfiction reviews
She patted the ground and I gently found my way next to her. I felt overwhelmed just being as close as 6 inches. Oneshot Songfic LilyxJoe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Should Have Said No by Skittles Nittles reviews
Oliver cheated on Miley with HER and she wants to know how it happened. Sorry sucky summary, but I'm bad at making them!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
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Here Now reviews
When she opened the door, she didn’t quite believe what she was seeing. He was supposed to be in Chicago, but there he was on her doorstep, standing silently in the rain. Loe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,946 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L.
Punch Lines reviews
A series of oneshot drabbles... Loe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L.
Tag reviews
A series of ten shorts based on ten songs for that iPod shuffle drabble game thingy... Mostly Loe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
No One's Fault reviews
She tried once more to remind herself... It was no one's fault. Contains somewhat heavy subject matter. Can't handle it, don't read it. Loe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2008
Kevin reviews
It was as though she had just awoken from a four-year slumber, unaware that she had ever been dreaming in the first place. ONESHOT. Lilly/Kevin, minor Loe
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
March 15 reviews
It couldn't really be today, could it? Already? ONESHOT. Rated for unapologetic, semi-descriptive drug use. Can't handle it, don't read it. Loe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Brick reviews
As she reached out to pull the door open, he grabbed her sleeve to stop her. “Wait. We don't have to do this.” ONESHOT. Contains heavy subject matter. Can't handle it, don't read it. Loe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Skateboards and Pain Meds reviews
A challenge, a trip to the hospital, an admission. ONESHOT. Total fluff. Total Loe.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete