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Joined 11-19-07, id: 1424820, Profile Updated: 01-09-11
Author has written 2 stories for Star Fox, and Sly Cooper.

Hello! I'm Ramirez Wolfen!

I love Star Fox and Mass Effect.

A Little Bit About Myself

I live in Cleveland, Ohio.

I love wolves.

I'm kinda lazy and laid-back. Also very intelligent. That's what everyone else says.

I'm 19 yrs. old.

I play video games A LOT.

I'm a huge Mass Effect fan (and a Talimancer).

I also have an account on Fictionpress.net with the same username. I don't have any stories up yet.

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To Fight Beside You by Vixen2004 reviews
“Penelo, if you do not stop hunching over your bow like so you are going to develop scoliosis.” A one shot on what must have been going through each of our companion’s heads as they fought beside each other to save the world.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2007
Pirates of Ivalice by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
The rules of piracy bend and break as Balthier and Fran scheme, swindle, and all-round swashbuckle their way across Ivalice on the treasure hunt to top all hunts.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,003 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Balthier, Fran - Complete
Rogue Fox Armageddon Soul by SyxxFox reviews
She is a member of Starwolf, but feels Fox's "accidental" death was her fault. Now Fox walks the path of darkness as Syxx and becomes everything he vowed to destroy and he hates. Only Krystal can make him see again. But can she? How far has Fox gone?
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 157,537 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Krystal, Fox M. - Complete
Tag You're It! by SinceILeftYou reviews
What starts out as a joke between two friends turns into an all out war on the Normandy. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. Crackfic. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Shepard (F)
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Ask sonic and star fox anything by sonicfox reviews
i know what the title says, but lets keep it mostly clean and T rated OK? Same basic idea as arkanin midnights but w/ star fox too. a must read!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,729 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sonic, Fox M.
THE IVALICE STORM by Comet Wong reviews
Peace is harder to maintain than war...Larsa realizes this after forces threaten to bring back chaos unto Ivalice with the help of that blasted nethicite..Who shall help him save Ivalice again?We are Complete! See you in Book 2!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 200,438 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Larsa, Penelo - Complete
Assless Shorts by T'Vau reviews
A series of short --emphasis on the short-- one shots, focusing on Penelo and our favorite Viera.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Fran, Penelo
A Suitor for Ashe by Crysty reviews
Five years after "the end" in an ending where Balthier and Fran do NOT send word of their survival, Ashe is forced onto the marriage market. Larsa Solidor is coerced into presenting himself and brings with him a mysterious judge magistrate. Balthier/Ashe
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,882 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Ashe, Balthier - Complete
The Picture Perfect Heist by Spikey44 reviews
You need someone to be your conscience, she said, you were obviously born without one. He raised one eyebrow. Do you mind? I'm trying to commit a crime here. With that exchange Penelo knew it was all happening again. Another picture perfect seduction. P&B
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,315 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Penelo, Balthier - Complete
Everything That Was Done by looking.for.lola reviews
An ongoing series of ficlets centered on the Bunansas. New ficlet: The Day You Hoped Would Never Come, Balthier/Fran-centric.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
Pirates Without a Sky by Akasa reviews
100-wordish Balthier/Fran drabbles, not necessarily romance. Ch 5: Balthier and Fran go shopping for new battle garments.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
Butterfly Photographs by Ringshadow reviews
Intrepid rescues, sappy romance, and nekked pictures. Can it get any better? Complete
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,433 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Peppy H.
Cocky Roach by difficile reviews
The Strahl is having a bit of an insect problem, much to Balthier's chagrin...and phobia. Everyone else isn't all that pleased, either, except for a certain blonde thief.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Fran and Balthier's Insane Quest by Vieraheart15 reviews
Actually written by my 12-year-old brother, Fran and Balthier along with Vaan, even though they don't want him along go hunting for all kinds of insane treasures. Probably incredibly OOC, considering the writer Mittens C. Kitten never really played 12
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Balthier, Fran
Fran Goes on Jerry Springer by Lisaviera reviews
Fran has a secret. Balthier wants her to reveal it, so she goes on the only talk show that allows Viera! Incredibly disturbing, hilarious, fairly sick, and with all the sexual comments and swear words intact! Join the fun, on Fran Goes On Jerry Springer!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007
Vaan And Penelo's Excellent Adventure by Vieraheart15 reviews
A Wight Mamba and Vieraheart production! Vaan and Penelo go back in time to the days of the Clan Wars of FFTA and start a Clan. Very humourous. FFTA and FFXII crossover. Rated T for Shara and some other things little kids won't understand.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Vaan, Penelo
Simply Irresistable by Diniseni reviews
Balthier says he's dashing and irresistable, what if that was true?
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
The History of the Viera by Vieraheart15 reviews
As the title suggests, it is the history of the mysterious Viera race as I see it. No pairings, and has some FFTA elements as well.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - The Wood
Vieraslayer by Vieraheart15 reviews
Jote is captured by the ReenaKaana. Now only Alvyne and her friends can save her from the evil dogs, one of whick is Alvyne's own aunt! BalthierXFran, VaanXAlja KtjnXTomaj Strange, I know. several Lemons.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 94,984 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Fran, Balthier - Complete
The GGs: Adventures and Misadventures by nohmaskofoblivion reviews
This was probably the best thing I've done on this site. You can see my writing style and characterization skills develop in every chapter. Please review as you go.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,855 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Problems with Love by Roxius reviews
Fran wants Vaan, but he doesn't want her. So, Fran goes with Penelo. Unfortunately, the two women must deal with both homophobes and a young prince with a need for sex. Warning: Femmeslash! Please R & R!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Fran, Penelo
Endless Fun by Staticz reviews
Fox and friends have gotten used to regular life now, but they face a new challenge: Slippy. And yet, the fun is only beginning...
Star Fox - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
The Stuff Legends Are Made Of by Spikey44 reviews
Allow me to extend an invitation to you, dear Fran, and offer you the chance to share in mine own ambitions. You could be, perhaps, the first ever Viera sky pirate.' BalthierFran. Fran POV
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,321 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Fran, Balthier - Complete
True Love is a Fight by xxcaty reviews
Vaan and Larsa are fighting for Penelo, while they are on vacation in Eruyt Village. Read and find out who will win this Love Fight!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007
Mating Rituals of the Viera by megami tsuki195 reviews
Balthier x Fran. Answering the age old question… Just how do Viera reproduce? An entry they seemed to have left out of the extra info in the beastery XD No major spoilers
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,383 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Basch and the Bunny by Lord 0f Storms reviews
HELLO EVERYONE! This is a BASCHFRAN fic, just so I can make it obvious, and you know you want some! Basch and Fran get separated and find a friendship/romance with each other! So, please read and review!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Fran, Basch - Complete
Secret Admirer by DMM reviews
Oneshot. After finding a note left by his secret admirer, Balthier begins searching the streets of Rabanastre for this woman. Will his secret admirer be the sexy bombshell he always dreamed of? Or something totally different?
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
10 things you didn't know: FFXII by Nottisam reviews
10 things you didn't know about the main chars in FFXII Is now part of the 10 things you didn't know series
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Random Arrows by Dance of the Crazed reviews
This is why Ashe can't get a man. OOC Ashe ONE SHOT.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Shackles We Bear by Blackfire 18 reviews
Balthier is agitated when the shackles are locked in place and the sky pirate decides to take out his frustration on his captors much to Fran's malcontent. The Mist surge strikes the viera a heavy blow and the leading man takes risk of limb to pacify her
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Larsa and the Question by a certain slant of light reviews
That’s right, it’s the answer to that eternal question which plagues us all: Where the HELL does Larsa get all those hi-potions?
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Larsa - Complete
Slippers by Mazzie May reviews
You know that one present you got this year that you were suprised with, but not necessesarily against? Well, Balthier got one of those. And even though he's functioning, Fran is... well...
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
False Information by Mazzie May reviews
Vaan’s a curious kid who likes to ask questions. Really, really offending questions. Fran’s getting angry.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Chocolate Bunnies by PatrioticPuppy reviews
After an awkward comment by Balthier, a bet made by a viera, and certain blonde pulled along for the ride, what will FFXII come to next? Here's what...THE WORLD’S FIRST EVER VAAN x FRAN PAIRING!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
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Ask The gang reviews
Yup, it's back. And I still don't own Star Fox.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Fox M.
The Sly and Crew Interview reviews
Send questions they answer. WITH 50% more Carmelita! YAY!
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
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