Author has written 5 stories for No Rest for the Wicked, Mummy, Labyrinth, and Harry Potter.
Hello, hi, hey or whatever greeting you prefer.
What's up, how are you, how's it going, or whatever questioning of well being you prefer.
My name is Maeven. Or Mae. Call me whatever you would like. Unless it is a word that is rude, mean or disrespectful.
If you call her as such, I will hunt you down and tear out your throat.
And don't piss off my helper. His name is-
Don't tell them.
And why the hell not?
Names have power.
Oh. Yea, that's right.
And I merely what you would call a muse. Or a person-to-bounce-ideas-off-of ASSISTANT.
He doesn't like it when I call him a helper.
It makes me sound like a brownie. Or a fae. I am neither. The phrase 'helper' degrades me from my high status and power.
Fine. Anyways, I am the writer and he reads and corrects what I write. You know, I can't keep calling you: he, him, his, etc., etc, etc.
No I do not.
Yea, you do.
What are you going to do about it?
I'll make up a nickname for you.
You would not dare.
Fine. I will be addresses as Zaric.
Now was that so hard? Thank you. Like I said; I am the writer and Zaric corrects any mistakes he can find.
Shut up. Start on the bios already, woman.
Don't call me that. Behold, the bios!
Maeven and Zaric are our screen names. I write in normal lettering while Zaric writes is italics. I currently live in the good ol' U.S. of A. And Zaric lives in-...Where the hell do you live anyways?
I do not want strangers to know where I reside.
And why the hell not?
I have enemies.
Not everyone is after you.
How can you be so sure?
I'm not everyone.
You do not count.
Finish the bio woman.
DONT call me that.
I (Maeven) likes yaoi. Which is also known as boy love, slash, and shounen ai. I also like male/ female pairings. Most of the stories that I am writing right now are only male/female. Mostly because my parents like to read what I write. I have a couple OCs but I don't know if I should or should not include them in a story.
Zaric likes male/female pairings.
Damn right I do.
You will not be getting a bio about me. I am writing Maeven's bio because she does not like to talk about herself.
Maeven is a lady who is brilliant, kind, attentive, loyal, polite, patient, considerate, and a vastly amount of other things I could add on. She was born when the lion was roaming the sky. She has a few decent friends; (they should know who they are). For them, she is the shoulder to cry on, the journal to tell secrets to, the shield to hide behind, the needle to sew the rips together, and the warrior to fight the enemies all rolled into one. She will be rude only if you are rude to her. Otherwise she is extremely polite. Likewise with meanness. She is also hot tempered. Very short. Very dangerous. She does take part in fights but will only hurt someone if she absolutely needs to. Maeven is a 'tomboy'. She prefers pants and shorts. She hates 'make-up', skirts, dresses, and the colour pink with a passion. And she is a wonderful person.
Unfortunately, she cannot see that. She does not smile much. As equal to laughing. While she listens and help others, she does not allow others to help her. She prefers to keep her problems to herself. If she needs to, she will wear a mask. One that others prefer to see. A 'poker face' if you will. I can usually tell when she is upset about something. It shows it in her writing, poetry really, and in her art. It usually shows her emotions or thoughts. She knows how to have a good time though.
Maeven likes to read, write, draw, listen to music, solve word searches, solve jigsaw puzzles, relaxing with friends, daydreaming, watching movies, quoiting from movies, playing video games, swimming, yaoi, animals, fruit, paint, scratch boards, stained glass, 'emo' things, 'goth' things, 'punk' things, Mountain Dew, the ocean, fire, dried flowers, books, huge pillows, the colour black, and the color white.
She dislikes people who are rude for no reason, people who think they are god, people who are full of themselves, people who are rude to her friends, hypocrites, sexists, prejudice, pain, make-up, skirts, dresses, most meat, the colour pink, stuck-up girls, Algebra 2, AP Environmental Science, headphones that do not work, CD players that do not work, MP3 players that do not work, cellphones that do not work, Grape Soda, people who betray her, people who hurt her mentally and physically, P.E., and pens that run out of ink when she is drawing with them.
Like, wow. That is a lot of stuff about me.
I had to stop eventually. It was getting to long.
So far I only have three fan fictions. One poetry (kind of), two one shots, and a chapter story which I am currently working on.
Stories are written here:
Underworld Here I Come is, at this time, being written.
Dirty Little Secret is just a poem that I do not intend on continuing.
Remembering and Changes and Rejection are one time things.
If you like to, you can give me challenges. I normally don't have anything to do so just pm me if you want me to write something. And don't be shy! If you want to talk to me, just to chat, that'll be fine also! But I warn you, I don't know when I'll reply back. I, sometimes will write a chapter or beta for a friend of mine, so I can help with that to!
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