Hibiki Ryoga finds himself terribly lost again on a routine wrong turn en route to the Tendo dojo, Higurashi Kagome happens to find small black piglets quite adorable, and the various villains of the Sengoku Jidai are deeply perplexed. As unpredictable as that era is, directionally challenged martial arts pig-boys are...new. Completely plotless crossover crack. Enjoy!

Fed up with one too many rib-crushing hugs and declarations of love, Ranma finally snaps and spills the beans to Kuno about the Pigtailed Girl. But no one is bargaining on Kuno's skull being that thick. Kuno is convinced that Ranma is too ugly to be the Pigtailed Girl. Kodachi is convinced that Ranma is too good-looking to be the Pigtailed Girl. Things escalate from there. One-shot

The flight attendant's name tag was upside down and didn't have anything resembling "Saotome" or "Ranma" written on it. He relaxed. Even though the lady looked exactly like Ranma, there was no way it was actually Ranma. Which was good. Ryoga could get to his own honeymoon without any help. Or not. Random drabbles about Ryoga's mishaps around the planet. Canon universe.

You know what they say about not judging someone until you've walked in their shoes. Too bad that was literal in the case of Tendo Akane. In which Ranma and Akane switch bodies for a day. It is by far the longest day in their lives. Post-series, humor, silly shenanigans.

Naruto decides that Sasuke needs to make more friends, find more precious people...by devouring a million bowls of ramen with them. All of them...even Lee. Sasuke wants to be left alone. And Hinata gets a dangerous new hobby. Post-War, NaruHina, SasuSaku, Sasu&Hina friendship. For NaruHina Month 2023 Day 3: War and Love.

Getting married is harder than it looks. Between three or four delusional fiance(e)s, an extortionist sister, and Pantyhose Taro bursting in halfway through the ceremony, making Ranma and Akane tie the knot was the most Herculean task ever faced by the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts. Four times Ranma and Akane tried to get married, and one time they succeeded. Post-series.

"So let me get this straight. I told you to meet me at the high school's backyard for the new Easy-Peasy Turn Back to Your Original Form Like a Lucky Charm Jusenkyo Powder I pawned off Shampoo's demon great-grandma. And somehow you ended up in the Arctic." "Look!" Ryoga snarled. "I took a wrong turn somewhere in Kitakyushu!" / Ranma and Akane must find Ryoga with all hooves intact.

In hindsight, if he had ever wanted to be free of Kagome, he should have bolted way, way before she'd leashed his heart and held it in the palm of her hand. Way, way before. As in, back when he'd been nailed to the tree. He should have known this would happen when he persuaded her to let him loose. The problem was, there was no universe in which he wanted to be free of her.

"Really? You fell out of a cloud, plunged the whole world into night, broke into some girl's house, infringed on her hospitality, and dragged her around just because you wanted ramen?" In which Naruto's an oblivious sun god, Hinata's a bewildered mortal, and both battle persistent rumors of kidnap attempts for centuries to come. AU.

Inuyasha would kill whoever had started the rumor that he was Kagome's pet. He would destroy the next one to say that he was her "good boy." Even if he loved it when she scratched his ears. And tweaked his nose. And let him fall asleep on her. And maybe he never wanted her to stop. It didn't mean he was pining for her. It signified nothing, really. Some warm and fuzzy InuKag.

While stopping by to babysit his cute nieces and nephew, Kohaku comes to the horrifying realization that his beloved sister is in some kind of strange exhibitionist relationship. There were only so many times he could listen to his brother-in-law talking about hitting the ten or twenty children mark before snapping. Good thing Kagome is there to help. Humor, post-ending.

"His family had gotten on well enough, knowing that his sweet, beautiful granddaughter was safe and happy in her new home, but even so, he could detect longing and anguish for her phantom presence. He knew better, though. She hadn't gone anywhere. She was right there with him, under the same blue sky." Kagome, and the world she left behind. Post-series.

Other yokai really, really need to stop kidnapping and declaring their love for Kagome when Inuyasha's around. It's annoying, and Kagome doesn't have an unlimited set of school uniforms or enough detergent for all the bloodstains. :: Three times someone kidnapped Kagome and one time someone kidnapped Inuyasha. One-shot. Nominated for the 2023 2nd Term Inuyasha Fandom Awards!

Of course her "time of the month" would happen while she was stuck in 1572 or whichever year it was supposed to be, fighting a monstrous millipede. There was no way Kagome would hang out in the Sengoku Jidai without modern amenities. Too bad Inuyasha didn't get that. Humor, set early series, some mild Inukag.

Never in his worst nightmares did he ever imagine that he'd be watching a live-action adaptation of Icha Icha Tactics with Hyuuga Hinata of all people. She was a book whose contents he could not decipher. A series of one-shots for NaruHina Wedding Day.

He was always looking forward, seeing something beyond the big, wide sky. Seeing something no one else could see. Those morning rays of the sun, they hit him first. And maybe she wanted to see what he saw, so she started craning her neck in the same direction. Only now she had to do it without him by her side. Naruto dies. Hidden leaves bloom in Hinata's veins. Post-War Hanahaki AU

Technically, Hinata was a chuunin. Technically, Naruto was still a genin. Technically, genin were supposed to be led by jounin, forming groups of three, barring special occasions. Technically, Hinata wasn't supposed to be Naruto's squad captain at all for this mission. But technically, Kakashi was Hokage, and who said he couldn't play Cupid for them? NH Month Day 6: Blank Period.

Naruto was the best, best ramen topping out there. If only Hinata would agree with him. Just some fluffy post-War, Blank Period NH.

Kiba proclaimed that they'd be the most awesomesauce, fabulous team that Konoha had ever seen, Shino thought that Kiba smelled like a petting zoo, and Hinata retreated into her baggy jacket like a turtle into its shell. Kurenai didn't know what she'd do with these kids. A series of Team 8 one-shots with some NH.

Naruto and Hinata become the unintended victims of Ino's botched Mind-Reverse Body Jutsu, and are forced to impersonate each other until she gets back from a mission. This is much easier said than done, though. In which Hinata becomes obsessed with ramen, Naruto becomes a shy, blushing mess, and everyone becomes baffled as the pair try to navigate each other's lives successfully.

Hinata had always been a big eater, much to her clan's dismay and her team's glee. She could eat even more ramen than Naruto. That was where the whole problem started. In which Naruto becomes extremely competitive and a little awestruck, and Hinata's just glad that the steam from the boiling hot ramen obscures her face.

Kushina's stomach has the gravitational force to rival a black hole. Maybe all that food goes to another dimension? Needless to say, Minato is kind of terrified, especially when she develops an all-encompassing craving for ramen during her pregnancy. Fluffy and angsty.

"It was disconcerting, how much everyone knew something except for him. Naruto snickered when he brought it up one day, and Hinata had given him a politely incredulous look. Kakashi-sensei had simply giggled and hid his face in Icha Icha Tactics, and he did his best to purge Guy-sensei and Lee's reactions from his memory." Shikamaru's life becomes very troublesome indeed. ChoKarui.

Neji's the screw that holds everything together. Without him, Team Guy goes out of whack. They all find that out the hard way. For Team Guy Week. Fluffy and bittersweet.

Hinata is not known for being angry. People see her as a doormat to push around, because they think she'll take it and won't fight back. So it shocks her as much as the next person when she knocks unconscious a random villager after Pain's attack. After all, she stopped being a doormat because of one person, and she didn't face certain death for people to mock him. One-shot.

...were super weird. Naruto didn't know why Hinata was so shy all the time, why she always covered her mouth when she laughed. He wished she wouldn't. He was sure she had a nice smile. (Just a bunch of NH drabble requests.)

Neji airs his family's dirty laundry during the Chuunin Exams in front of hundreds of spectators, Naruto has no brain-to-mouth filter, and Hinata accidentally becomes a world-famous celebrity. Poor, poor Hinata. NH, crack.

Himawari was canary yellow and paint and crayons and stuffed animals. She and Boruto weren't just bright, happy laughs, they were whispered, furious arguments in the middle of the night, and shrieks of glee in the garden as they played tag. They were a unit. A team. Partners in crime. (For Sunshine Siblings Week 2022.)

In which Kakashi writes Icha Icha fanfiction, Yamato is forced to proofread it, and many, many people, including but not limited to Neji and Tenten, are scarred for life. Two-shot.

"Naruto sometimes couldn't believe that there was ever a time before he knew that Hinata could eat forty-six bowls of ramen without puking, before he went on missions with her and found out that shy, dark weirdos were actually kind of cool and brave and awesome. It was like a seismic shift." One-shots for NaruHina Month 2021.

Hinata had a theory. Sunflowers needed warmth and light and brightness to grow, naturally orienting themselves to the sun. Sunflowers would burst forth from her lungs only in the presence of this one person, the embodiment of warmth and light and brightness. They never came out when she was cold and sad and gloomy. Only around him. The conclusions were obvious. A Hanahaki AU.

Hinata found out about Naruto's birthday by complete accident, on the memorial day for the victims of the Kyuubi attack ten years ago, when a lot of the adults kept shooting dirty looks at her class and Iruka-sensei crouched down at eye level with Naruto, asking him if he wanted some ramen. / Five times Hinata wanted to wish Naruto a happy birthday and one time she really did.

Neji was adjusting quite well to the new normal, months after the Konoha Crush, between his teammates and sensei, his relatives, and his many, many new...acquaintances. Then Tsunade-sama decided to throw him a curveball, and he had to spend an entire week on a mission with his cousin. Alone. After not speaking to her properly for ages after those...events. His blind spot ached.

"What's wrong? Everything is wrong. Why? Because I see that you two keep going on dates without me." "Um...Shino-kun...dates are usually between two people, not three." In which Naruto and Hinata become an official couple, Shino feels incredibly left out of the proceedings, and things get extremely awkward.

"Whoever suggested that Tenten was the only non-unhinged member of Team Guy needed to be shot, in Neji's opinion." A series of random one-shots for NejiTen Month 2021.

...People tend to tease you. Selfish, uncooperative, wild, supposedly the worst...Naruto had heard it all. But he would prove them all wrong. Blood type B was just as great as the rest, and Naruto would embark on a mission to show the world his awesomeness. Based on the blood type personality theory popular in Japan.

"Lately, it was getting harder and harder to imagine how Neji would have reacted. Lee was terribly, keenly aware of that fact." Neji is forever in the springtime of his youth. His sensei and teammates have to grow old without him. Team Guy after the war.

Hanabi observes one Uzumaki Naruto and wonders just what his source of strength is. She has no idea what strange powers he used to change the Hyuuga. Neji nii-san says she'll find out soon enough, but she personally isn't ruling out the shocking amounts of ramen he consumes.

"Oji-san." "Oji-san." "Please." "Please." And Neji caved, his willpower crumbling to dust in the face of his niece and nephew's adorableness. Putting them in his eye didn't hurt, not at all. (He would kill Naruto later.) A series of random one-shots featuring a Neji who lives and goes on to become Boruto and Himawari's uncle.

When Kushina showed him her "super-duper top-secret extremely awesome technique," Minato just knew that he had to replicate it too. But little did he realize just how tough it would be to recreate a jinchuuriki's greatest jutsu. He was so lucky that his cute little students helped him out every step of the way. In which Minato invents the Rasengan.

Uzumaki Naruto was an oblivious moron, and Hyuuga Hinata was forced to deal with this fact first-hand, many, many times. Five times Naruto acted obliviously around Hinata, and one time Hinata acted obliviously around him.

Ino is a woman on a mission. When she sets her eyes on a goal, she'll do anything to achieve it. Said goal: to defeat Sakura in a matchmaking battle and set up Naruto and Hinata. It's just a shame that the pair seem to always inadvertently thwart her every attempt at doing so. Written for GBAboy313 and Iwik.

The Fire daimyo gets the bright idea to make Guy the Sixth Hokage after the war, much to Neji and Tenten's horror, Lee's delight, and Kakashi's amusement. Hopefully, Konoha will be able to pay for the millions in property damage that his Dynamic Entries will cause...

...I get an intense feeling in my heart. For NaruHina Week 2021. Prompts: Sunflowers, Battle Couple, Hand, Ramen, Loss, Pregnancy, and Swing.

Despite getting married in just a few weeks, Naruto's culinary expertise revolves entirely around cooking various kinds of ramen, and Sakura decides that it's time to put her foot down for Hinata's sake. Naruto would learn how to make something non-ramen related even if it killed her, and what better time to surprise Hinata than White Day? Based on Naruto Retsuden.

Hinata's always been fascinated by Naruto's whiskers. Inspired by the cut scene from the storyboard of The Last.

Kurama, and the millennium he had to wait for a certain blue-eyed youth. Spoilers for Boruto chapter 55.

Naruto teaches Konohamaru the Summoning Jutsu. Things go so horribly wrong from there, whether it's tap dancing and bungee-jumping with toads, or getting hospitalized after picking a fight with Tsunade.

"You changed me! Your smile saved me! If it's to protect you, I'm not afraid of dying...because I love you." Hinata finds out just how powerful a smile can be.

Everyone knew that Naruto and Hinata were a very happy couple. Everyone except the Hyuuga clan, who had clearly missed the memo. Thus began their clueless, well-meaning, but extremely irritating attempts to set up the former Hyuuga heiress and the hero of the Fourth Ninja War. Even though they were already together.

After the war, Tenten finds herself faced with the daunting task of preventing Lee's only son from becoming obsessed with youth, springtime, and green jumpsuits. It's a good thing that Neji is there to help her out. Even though he's dead.

Naruto has a dream: to save his fellow jinchuuriki – and the world – from the Akatsuki. Killer B is only too happy to agree. Whether they'll save the world or turn it into a circus is anyone's guess, but they do end up making a lot of people very, very mad. Naruto goes missing-nin and gives Tsunade a massive migraine. Crack.

Naruto changed the Hyuuga without even knowing.

Naruto finds out that Hinata doesn't wear bras. Hinata finds out that Naruto wears frog-patterned boxers. They should have just gone to Ichiraku and avoided this mess...Written for KoalaTakingNotes.

Every family has an album. Naruto and Hinata's family is no exception. Written for VeAryaMuse.

Naruto realizes much too late that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to use Neji and Tenten as test subjects for Reverse Harem Jutsu.

"Sorry I'm late! A pack of sharks attacked us and the boat capsized." In which Kakashi isn't the only one to have serious problems with showing up on time. After becoming Hokage, Naruto channels Obito's spirit in more ways than one, and becomes late to everything.

Hinata had been watching Naruto for years. What she didn't know was that Naruto would sometimes watch her back. Post-War.

"The wheelchair was a weapon of guts and mass destruction." Kakashi becomes the Sixth Hokage and asks Guy to be his bodyguard for the upcoming Five Kage Summit.

A ramen shop owner's random act of kindness gave birth to one Uzumaki Naruto's addiction to ramen. It was up to everyone else to deal with the aftermath.