I am currently working on my first fanfic titled Shino Gets Hitched. It is a ShinoXOC fanfic. Working on it but not sure when it will come out. I am more of a reader than a writer. I am a huge Naruhina fan. If you need anything Naruhina reviewed then I will read and review.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
I'm the kinda guy who gets fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws.
I'm the kinda guy who does c.p.r on a goldfish because it was drowning
I'm the kinda guy who will try to climb a cactus
I'm the kinda guy who spends hours trying to slam a revolving door (I once tried to do that, it was fun. People stared at me though)
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
It's a matter of life after death-now that she's dead, I have a life
Rip- Slip- Brush AHHHHHHHHH! IT ATTACKED ME!
Everything is EATABLE, it's just some things are gonna kill you. But hey, you can eat 'em!
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (dissed)
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Why are the Force and duct tape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all goth again
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends head (awww)
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
I have to thank i like pie123 for these great jokes!
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